Chapter 446: Why is it so difficult to do a task
Vardy was really afraid that his excited teammates would press him to the ground to play Arhat, rub it repeatedly, and he would probably be dirty and unwanted, and he could now declare the mission a failure without the game being over.
After thinking about it, Vardy could only run, anyway, his teammates couldn't catch up with him, and seeing that he had run, he probably wouldn't keep chasing until he was old.
So there was a scene similar to the scene where many armed policemen chased and intercepted the thief, but this thief was too much of a chicken thief, and the armed policemen were tired and vomited blood, but they were not caught.
Fans have long been accustomed to this kind of nonsensical routine at Manchester United, and it would be strange if they were to celebrate a goal seriously.
It's just that for Vardy, this is still something he doesn't want to happen, because in this short moment, he sweats more than he sweats during the game!
Finally, the game restarted, and everyone looked at Vardy in strange eyes, anyway, today's Vardy was absolutely abnormal.
But despite the anomaly, Vardy still scored and that was enough.
Even Alex Ferguson had no reason to replace Vardy.
Maybe Vardy was an opportunist today, similar to Big Inzaghi, maybe you couldn't see where he was throughout the game, but at the crucial moment he stepped out of the crowd and scored.
Vardy's performance today is similar, don't look at him not running much, but the pressure he brings to Lille is still not small, especially in the front position, no one will let Vardy ambush here, so once he comes, on the ribs and on the wing, Manchester United can get more space and opportunities.
In other words, Jamie Dardy has 10,000 ways to help United win.
It's just that our hero really doesn't think about it that much.,He's just just trying to sweat less.,At least now his body is only slightly sweating.,It's far from the point where other players are sweating.。
Well, Vardy felt like he had better pray when he was fine, and pray that there wouldn't be too many surprises on the pitch.
For example, the last time at Benfica, the stadium watering system actually started by itself, if you come out like this today, then can you still be clean?
At the end of the first half, United had already led Lille by two goals away from home, and Cristiano Ronaldo's incision shot dealt another big blow to Lille.
The difference in strength made Lille a little depressed, originally thought that he could create some trouble for Manchester United at home, but in addition to fighting in the midfield at the beginning, he was more suppressed by Manchester United at the rest of the time, which is difficult to accept.
If they don't want to advance, it doesn't matter what, but the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, they still want to step on Manchester United's corpse to advance to the quarterfinals of the Champions League, but now they are beaten into this virtue, and no one feels good.
The Manchester United players have all entered the dressing room, and Vardy just wanted to follow the team back to the dressing room, but immediately reacted, he couldn't go!
These animals are so unscrupulous in the locker room, and they are acting so strangely today, God knows what these bastards will play a joke on themselves.
For the sake of the mission, it is absolutely impossible to go back to the locker room.
So Vardy simply stayed on the sidelines and ran to the visitors' fan zone to interact with the United fans from afar.
The second half of the game was basically uneventful, Lille strengthened the attack, but there was still no way to help Manchester United's goal, and Manchester United was not so efficient in counterattacking when Vardy was unable to work, so until the end of the game, the score was still 2:0 ahead of Lille.
But just when everyone thought the game would end smoothly, there was a sudden accident on the field, and as everyone expected, where there was Vardy, it would never be calm.
A medium-sized dog suddenly rushed into the field from which corner, and began to run like a happy child, perhaps its usual activity space is not so large at all, so it is extremely excited.
Vardy is still very interested in dogs because he has two small Wangs in his family, of course, he should be called Big Wang now, but he doesn't recognize what breed this medium-sized dog is, it seems to be more like an English pastoral dog.
There was no way to continue the game with such a living creature rushing into the field, so the players on both sides stopped and watched the dogs run happily here.
The referee called the court staff through the microphone to quickly enter the stadium and get the dog away, and then the game could continue.
And when the dog runs towards any of the players, the player must dodge, and God knows if the dog is a rabies carrier.
It's just that judging from the dog's performance, it just wants to play with everyone, and it doesn't seem to have the intention of biting, so everyone is relieved.
Rooney was very bold, when the dog ran to his side, he took the dog in his arms, and then walked down the field, since the staff can't do it, then it's better to do it yourself!
However, the little fat man underestimated the dog's strength, and after a few steps, the dog broke free, and the dog began to have fun in the field again.
After a while, the football game on the field turned into a chase between the staff and the dogs, but without Vardy's speed and agility, the staff were so sneaked away by the dogs that they were about to vomit at lunch, but they still couldn't catch the dogs.
The absurd scene made the fans laugh so happily that the home fans even forgot that they were about to lose the game.
At this moment, the dog suddenly ran to Vardy's side, and Vardy knew that it might not be useful to pick up the dog, so he simply stood there and waited for the staff to come.
However, I don't know if it's because Vardy is motionless, he actually gave the dog an illusion, this turned out to be a telephone pole!
So, an astonishing scene occurred, the dog sniffed Vardy's shoes, and then Shi Shiran elegantly raised one of his hind legs.
Wow!
Take it, and give it to you!
Although Vardy focused on the dog, he didn't expect the dog to use this action to desecrate himself, and the whole person was confused.
Fortunately, he quickly reacted, and when the dog peed halfway, he jumped out a long way at once, but when he looked at it again, his shoes were wasted.
In fact, the dog was also very unhappy, Vardy's action made the dog directly scared, and there would be problems with the prostate in the future, so the dog barked angrily at Vardy a few times, expressing his strong dissatisfaction.
Why don't you have the consciousness to do a good job of telephone poles!
Vardy was also a dishman, but now he really didn't have the heart to bother with the dogs, he knew that the mission was over.
He never imagined that he had worked so hard to ensure that his body was clean, the whole game was almost over, and he was about to receive his reward, but he was messed up by a soak of urine from the dog.
Are you forcing me to stew you to the same pace?
Nima, what now?
Although I feel that the cleanliness on the sneakers is not a big problem, it is estimated that the system will never accept this smell.
Hurry up and change your shoes, well, it's better to change your socks and wash your feet.
At this time, the dog has been caught by the staff, several people are holding it and is leaving, Vardy is almost speechless, and you are on the field just to pee on my shoes?
But before Vardy could rush off the pitch, the substitution sign on the sidelines had already been raised.
Vardy down, Saha on!
With a few minutes to go, it wasn't a tactical change, or just a way for Saha to get on the pitch and feel the atmosphere, and now that Vardy was in that shoes, he definitely didn't want to play any longer, so Ferguson was kind enough to replace Vardy.
Well, Vardy should thank himself! Ferguson thought with a smile.
However, in Vardy's mind, there is actually a desperate idea with Ferguson.
Is it just a few minutes?
Can't you wait for me to change my shoes?
It's all you, and the mission is all smashed!
I guess it's so hard to do this task!
With a dark face, Vardy walked off the pitch with his head bowed, and just as he crossed the touchline, the system tone was already ringing in his head.
Needless to say, this is definitely a tone for a failed mission.
Unlucky!
If Ferguson came to shake hands with him, he would definitely hug him fiercely, and he would not be overwhelmed! Vardy thought viciously.
However, to his despair, Ferguson was far away, and he didn't mean to come over to comfort him at all.
yes, there's still a soak of dog urine on this thing's feet, who wants to come and smell it!
What's even more annoying is that when he walked to the bench, the bastard teammates actually covered their noses one by one and felt extremely disgusted with themselves, and they really wanted to snatch the dog over and hold it to soak the animals on the bench again.
Forget it, go back to the locker room by yourself, save yourself from being depressed.
However, as we were about to walk into the tunnel, there was a burst of laughter and jereery from the stands, all directed at Vardy by the home fans.
Vardy looked up and glared, gloating, right?
After thinking about it, he took off his shoes directly and threw them up in front of the stands.
Walk you!
Whoever grabs it is considered unlucky!
Then after Vardy walked into the tunnel, the stands were about to riot!
"That's mine, don't grab it!"
"Nonsense, that's what Vardy threw at me!"
"Let go, don't let go and I'll kill you!"
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According to media reports after the game, 5 people were injured in the stands because of the snatching of the shoes thrown by Vardy, and in the chaos, two female fans were molested by groping, and an elderly lady also called the police to say that she was indecent assault, and the last lucky person went home and immediately went online for auction after getting Vardy's shoes, sold for 2,000 euros, and earned back a season's season tickets!
Vardy didn't expect his dog-peed sneakers to be so valuable, and at this time, he was depressed because of the failure of the mission!
In the next home game against Lille, I will be limited in strength, although I don't know which two characteristics will be temporarily blocked, but it is not a thing to be happy about.
What's more, he can't get the free trait points for the task reward, and what he lacks most now is the trait points, which are good things that can't be bought in the system store.
Hmph, when you go home, you will cut off food for the two Wang Xingren at home, and vent your fire first!