Take the initiative to apply for a leave of the game after taking a picture, or simply ask for a substitute, wait for the last minute of the game to play, and the game will end as soon as you run to the field?

That is clearly not what Vardy is all about, the primary purpose is to play, even if it is in an incomplete state!

And without themselves, if Manchester United really capsizes in the Lille gutter, it will definitely be a shocking upset.

Therefore, Vardy can only ensure the cleanliness of the shirt as much as possible in the game, preferably like the dashing brother later, and the hairstyle will not change after one game.

In the warm-up, Vardy wanted to remind everyone that they had to touch me casually in this game.

But when you think of people's curiosity, the more you don't let everyone touch it, maybe everyone will come and rub you in a different way, so Vardy dispelled this idea.

After the start of the game, Jamie Vardy did not keep harassing the Lille players in midfield as usual, as if the opponent was a rookie and it was simply not worth Vardy's action.

In fact, after Vardy acquired two major defensive characteristics in midfield, he has always spared no effort in terms of interception and involvement in defence, which is very similar to Vardy in his previous life.

In his previous life, Jamie Vardy could often be seen tirelessly sprinting up front, even if he was often slack, he still did not hesitate, which was very important for Leicester's counter-attacking tactics.

And now Jamie Vardy, perhaps in the entire Premier League, as a striker, he is the most involved in defence, and can often even play a good game after a break in midfield.

However, Vardy seems to be particularly lazy today, and even if the Lille player is in front of him, he only symbolically defends with his eyes, and is not even willing to move.

Huaxia fans have already begun to complain, do you think you are Ling Hu Chong, you can see the weakness of Wudang's swordsmanship with your eyes, so that the old man doesn't even dare to attack.

Not to mention teammates, even Ferguson was very surprised, Vardy came to menstruate?

The Lille players should have been happy, but Vardy's bizarre behaviour made them feel uneasy.

This tease can't be holding back some big move, right? ：

Two minutes passed, and Vardy didn't move; Five minutes passed, and Vardy still didn't move; Ten minutes passed, and Vardy moved, but slowly, like an old man and an old lady walking on crutches......

According to real-time technical statistics, if everyone knows that Vardy has run less than 50 meters in ten minutes, it is estimated that the title of walking brother will be crowned on his head the next day.

However, as United gradually dominated the midfield race, Vardy could no longer be so laid-back, he had to attack near the opponent's penalty area, and without a little effort, it was estimated that Ferguson would have to replace him.

In fact, Vardy was very depressed, why this game was not played at Old Trafford, if it was at Old Trafford, he could have done it in a different way.

I remember that in the past life, when a team played at home, a huge bath was installed on the side of the field, and lucky fans could watch the game while bathing, and after the game, the players jumped into the bath laughing and had a crazy time.

If you were at Old Trafford, you could have installed a bath on the sidelines, jumped in as soon as the game was over, and didn't take a shower or wash your clothes.

But this is Lille's home stadium, and these guys will never agree to do this, and it's good that they didn't make an obstacle for Manchester United!

Manchester United was besieging, Vardy thought about it, but still did not enter the opponent's penalty area, where the players on both sides fought intensively, like a gay bar, and the passion between men and women was surging, and from time to time sparks of love burst out, and he really couldn't afford it.

It's not that Vardy is afraid that the opponent's black and hard central defenders will attack him, but the main thing is that Vardy is afraid that these bastards will tear his clothes if they are fine.

Pull it off, it's a black piece, and before the game is over, Vardy's mission has already failed.

So Vardy simply turned into a fixed-point battery, grabbed Scholes's position, and fired at a fixed point on the edge of the penalty arc, at least so that he didn't need to run up and down frequently.

Scholes' long-range shot was nowhere near as threatening as Vardy, and after Vardy snatched his position, he had to lay in ambush behind Wayne Rooney to become a shadow striker and pick up the second and third spots.

Twenty minutes later, Jamie Gundy had a long-range shot from the middle that threatened, and if it weren't for the Lille goalkeeper's brilliant save, the goal would have been lost.

It's just that now everyone looks at Vardy's gaze is extremely weird, as if they are looking at some two-dimensional creature.

After playing for so long, Vardy didn't sweat at all, only beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, and the degree of exercise consumption was equivalent to stretching his waist.

You're really here for a vacation today, huh?

"Your jersey isn't wet, are you going against the sky?" Rooney walked over and asked Vardy as he raised his hand and slapped Vardy on the back.

Vardy has long been watching and listening, and what he is most afraid of is that these bastards have nothing to do to hook up with him, and when he saw Rooney's movements, he jumped away and waved his hand at Rooney from a distance.

"If you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet!" Vardy's refusal was as righteous as refusing a to ask him for a phone number.

Wrong!

Rooney's not-so-bright head flickered suddenly, and he thought Vardy must have a secret today.

Don't run, don't let yourself touch, is there something hidden in this thing?

Could it be that Vardy today is a fake, someone else in disguise?

I often hear that such and such an organization will use suicide bombs to carry out terrorist attacks, could it be that this guy pretending to be Vardy is a human bomber?

God, that's horrible, is this the rhythm that wants to end Manchester United?

After the Munich air disaster, Manchester United is about to suffer another devastating blow?

Rooney's divergent thinking has sent chills down his sleeve.

hurriedly found Ronaldo and told Ronaldo about his guesses, but he was immediately ridiculed by Ronaldo.

"You've watched too many disaster movies, haven't you? Jamie, the bastard, must have hidden something in his jersey and is waiting to be taken out to spoof it when celebrating the goal, just because he doesn't want you to see it in advance! ”

But when it came to this, Ronaldo and Rooney immediately became curious.

What is Vardy's plan of action this time, to leave the two of them ready to go it alone?

No, you can't always let Vardy steal the show alone, they have to act.

So after the two exchanged glances, they ran towards Vardy, ready to open Vardy's clothes to see what was hidden inside, and satisfy their curiosity.

If it's really creative, then they can celebrate together after scoring a goal!

Vardy saw the two running towards him with bad intentions, and although he didn't know what they were looking at, he knew that the two were definitely not at ease.

Run, if you don't run now, it will fall into their hands, and maybe they will do something to themselves.

So there was a very funny scene on the field, obviously the game was going on, but the Manchester United trident began to chase each other, and no one else began to fight each other.

It's a rhythm that doesn't take Lille seriously at all!

Ferguson is about to explode on the sidelines, these three bastards have nothing to do and make a fuss on the training ground, this is a game, or the Champions League round of 16 knockout round, can't you be serious?

It seems that they must be taught a strict love education when they go back!

"Give up, you won't be able to catch up with me." Vardy's flexibility is really not comparable to Rooney and Ronaldo, even if they don't fight for speed, the flexible change of direction alone makes the two have to give up.

"What's hidden in your jersey, flip it out and let us see!" Wayne Rooney and Ronaldo were not reconciled.

Although I don't know why the two bastards asked this, in order to dispel their curiosity, Vardy decisively lifted the shirt and showed them the front and back.

This time, both of them were dumbfounded, and it took a long time to make it a big oolong, what an embarrassment!

However, the others are even more embarrassed, obviously this game is still going on, you guys just play, is it really good?

The players on the field in Lille are about to explode, which is simply not taking them into account at all!

No, even if it's desperate, let you remember that we are not something anyone can take lightly.

In the blink of an eye, a small universe seems to have erupted behind the Lille players, and everyone's fighting spirit seems to be able to break through the sky, and when all the wills come together, it will be the death of Manchester United.

In all fairness, at this time, Lille was like the protagonist of a blockbuster movie, suddenly erupted after being despised and crushed all the enemies who dared to appear in front of him, while Manchester United was the standard villain, and all the appearances of strength were used to give people heads.

It's a pity that the green field is never a movie, so the plot of the movie will not appear here, and everything still has to be spoken by strength.

After Vardy won the ball in the middle, he took the same position as before, because Vardy had not made any runs before, so several of the Lille players flew up to block Vardy's shot without any concern.

What people didn't expect was that Vardy lightly pushed the ball forward, suddenly dribbled into the penalty area, and suddenly shot again when everyone was caught off guard.

The ball smashed into Lille's goal like a cannonball, and the ball was so fast that the Lille goalkeeper didn't even react, perhaps the brain had already given the command to save, but this command had not been transmitted to all the nerve units in the body, and the goal had already appeared.

Vardy smiled, stupid, I'm trying to run as little as possible, yes, but not at all, you really think I'm a telephone pole in this game?

The goal came so easily, and it was unreasonable, and above all, unsolvable, and it shattered the small universe of the Lille players in one fell swoop.

But just when Vardy should have been very excited, his teammates who rushed towards him made Vardy's face green!

Don't come here!