Chapter 53: A Woman's World
Cheng Biting Jin dodged the three-plate axe and gave the monkey a cool and crooked blow, but the monkey slowed down, continuously issued skills, critical hits and stuns, and successfully put Cheng Biting Jin to the ground.
Xuan Ce in the grass finally moved, he walked back and forth in the grass a few times, and finally decided to go back to the city.
Liu Huanhuan was so angry that he threw his mobile phone on the wall, and asked Wang Meng, who was not saved when he saw death just now, "What are you doing!" Why don't you hit him! ”
Wang Meng's mouth was vague, "I ate, I didn't see it." ”
"What are you eating! How can you eat at such a time! I would have worn off half of his blood! Let's kill them together! What the hell are you doing! ”
Wang Meng was confused by Liu Huanhuan's series of questions, he was just a little thirsty just now, put down his mobile phone to drink saliva, and when he drank water, he saw an orange in the kitchen and broke it open and ate it, and then felt that "it was quite delicious" and stood there and ate it all, that's it!
Besides, it's just a game, why are you so fierce about me! Wang Meng pursed her mouth, her stomach was aggrieved, and she muttered unconsciously: "So fierce, a tigress." ”
Alas, a tiger completely stepped on Liu Huanhuan's mine, she roared angrily, quickly turned off the computer and quit the game, got into the quilt, covered her head, and nested in it angrily!
Zhao Tongqian had already discovered that Liu Huanhuan's temper had been surprisingly irritable recently, she put down the work in her hand and patted the person in the quilt with pupae, and said with concern: "Why do you have such a big temper?" Isn't the big aunt coming soon? ”
Liu Huanhuan pulled off the quilt, frowned and asked Zhao Tongqian: "How has your big liar apprentice treated you recently?" ”
In addition to Zhao's mother, this is the second person who cares about this issue directly, Zhao Tongqian blushed for a while, and said hesitantly: "Well... It's okay, that's it. ”
"What do you mean?" Liu Huanhuan pulled Zhao Tongqian to sit on the edge of the bed, "Let me tell you, these men are all the same." When you are his goddess, ouch, he has stinky feet in everything, and he rushes to the forefront of everything! When you become his girlfriend, ha, that's the second mother! The stinky problems of laziness, gluttony, and sassiness have all popped up! The big liar apprentice didn't do this? That's before you two arrive! ”
Zhao Tongqian hurriedly smoothed her hair, "Oh, why are you angry with a fool, his virtue is not a day or two." ”
"Whose roommate the hell are you, why do you talk to a slut!"
Zhao Tongqian immediately retorted, "That's right! You're so right, these men just don't clean up! ”
"Do you have a position, why do I fall with the wind as soon as I say it, are you perfunctory to me!"
Zhao Tongqian: 。。。。。。
"When you were chasing me, you texted me before dawn to tell me to get up, and now what! I want to go to a movie with him, and I have to make an appointment three days in advance! NBA live broadcast is a bird! He has the ability to go with basketball! ”
Zhao Tongqian's daughter-in-law helped to smooth the air.
"In the past, when I ate, I ate whatever I said, but now? The ramen is too light, the rice bowl is too oily, why don't you eat! ”
Zhao Tongqian nodded vigorously in agreement, eating, eating.
"It's too much, and now you can't save me by watching me die! We weren't like this when we were just the two of us! At that time, as soon as he saw me on the line, he came all the way to save me! Said to take me and pretend to take me to fly! It's all liars! Fart! Quiet! Paper! ”
Zhao Tongqian finally couldn't help but have a magic voice piercing her brain, rolled her eyes and said, "Dear, do you feel like this?" ”
Liu Huanhuan's eyes were red, and he silently looked at Zhao Tongqian, who was possessed by the divine doctor, and gave a diagnosis.
"Hot flashes and sweating, insomnia and dreams, chest tightness and shortness of breath, two words out of balance." Zhao Tongqian looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, and slowly held her hands up diagonally, "Menopause, like an insurmountable chasm, interferes with women's lives!" ”
Liu Huanhuan kicked it to the ground, "Eat your Yan Gengdan!" You're just going through menopause! ”
Zhao Tongqian sat helplessly on the ground and comforted: "Counting it, your day is indeed coming, and I am used to being moody during this time." But you don't have to be so atmospheric. If you want to talk about being picky about eating, Huanhuan is much better than him; If you want to talk about the change of attitude, Huanhuan, you are yelling at him more often than before. ”
Liu Huanhuan raised his eyebrows, "Do you want to say that I am to blame!" ”
"Of course not," Zhao Tongqian patted her ass and got up, hugging her friend, "I just want to say that you may be in a bad mood lately." And didn't you get angry when you saw your parents last time? Don't hold back if you have gas, it's easy to have problems if you hold it for a long time. Don't pay attention to men today, we don't stay at home, how about going to eat hot pot together? ”
"At eight o'clock in the evening, you want to eat hot pot with me?"
"Well, since we had a man, we haven't acted together for a long time."
"This fart is reasonable, let's go."
Liu Huanhuan put on a coat at random, went out with Zhao Tongqian, and went straight to the hot pot restaurant downstairs.
The two ordered the spiciest pot bottom, a table full of meat dishes, and ate in a very lively hot pot restaurant.
"Your apprentice really hasn't changed much?" Liu Huanhuan asked while eating frozen tofu, "You can make an appointment with him every time?" ”
"Actually... Most of the time he was asking me out. ”
"He listens to everything you say on a date?"
"Hmmm... In fact, I don't have any requirements for food and clothing, and I can generally accept what he arranges. ”
"When there is no difference of opinion and quarrel?"
"I don't remember any... Zhao Tongqian bit her chopsticks and thought, "Thinking about it this way, the tastes of the two of us are really quite the same, the things we like to eat are similar, the colors we like are similar, and we like the same type of movies." Although he likes to watch basketball and football, and I like cartoons, it seems that at the moment, there is no conflict. ”
Liu Huanhuan bit the sweet potato slices viciously, "Are you showing affection in front of me!" You have similar hobbies to a boy, and you don't think it's funny? So he also likes sour and spicy, likes black and white, loves horror movies and brain-burning reasoning dramas? ”
Zhao Tongqian nodded like a chicken eating rice.
Liu Huanhuan rolled her eyes, "How do you feel that you are chasing him, not like him chasing you." ”
Zhao Tongqian blushed and pretended not to hear the chrysanthemum.
"You two are still in love." Liu Huanhuan asserted on the spot, "The brain of love is full of paste, and the other party is picking his nose and is very attractive in your eyes." When the love period is over, alas, that's it. ”
"Why do you look like you've seen through the red dust?" Zhao Tongqian summoned the waiter, "Trouble another plate of mutton." ”
"I'll go, you won't be able to eat like this in front of him!"
Zhao Tongqian mixed the newly mixed sauce, added a spoonful of sugar, and said happily: "My appetite is better today." I especially want to eat sweet. Huanhuan, don't be angry, it's a big deal to ignore him recently, let's play together. ”
Liu Huanhuan touched her head and sighed, the silly girl used to be more cute, but now that she is with the male god, her IQ is estimated to have been emptied, she still works overtime for a few days, don't delay the little couple to fall in love.
After a meal, on the way home, Zhao Tongqian recalled Liu Huanhuan's words of complaining about Wang Ermengzi, and felt related. She and Qin Wangsheng are indeed getting better and better, and sometimes they even tacitly understand each other. Not to mention that the little apprentice is protecting her in the game as always, even in real dating, he will try to take care of his feelings, and all aspects are arranged more appropriately. Although there are occasional moves out of the plot, Zhao Tongqian feels that such a little apprentice has a special kind of, well... Lovely feeling.
Thinking about it this way, Zhao Tongqian finally began to reflect on her passive attitude of "sitting back and enjoying the success". Just like Liu Huanhuan said, feelings are a matter of two people, one party is always giving and patient, and the other party is enjoying it with peace of mind, such a relationship is difficult to last. Zhao Tongqian learned from the pain, and finally decided to turn passive into active, took out her mobile phone and sent an invitation to Qin Wangsheng.
With a ding dong, Qin Wangsheng unlocked his phone and saw a text message from his girlfriend.
My eldest daughter-in-law: Do you have time tomorrow night? Let's go play shooting games together!
Qin Wangsheng frowned, pursed his lips, thought about it and thought about it, rubbed his fingers repeatedly in the reply box, and finally gritted his teeth and replied: There is something tomorrow, I'm sorry.
A cloud-piercing arrow pierced the girl's heart. Zhao Tongqian looked at the reply in disbelief, and her eyes were about to pop out.
This is from an apprentice? She read it several times, counted and counted, and counted the just nine words of punctuation, and successfully conveyed the meaning of "naked rejection"!
Hot... That's it during the love period... It's over?
Zhao Tongqian only felt that the cold wind was biting, and rushed to Liu Huanhuan with a sad face and hugged him.
"It's over! Da Huanzi, you have all said it! I'm also a cousin! ”
Liu Huanhuan's surprise is not small, originally she vented all night, her mood has calmed down a lot, and then seeing more than 50 apology text messages sent by Wang Meng, she has decided to ignore the previous suspicions and forgive with a big belly, but Zhao Tongqian held up the fluorescent mobile phone, and the next second, Liu Huanhuan's originally extinguished heart fire burned again!
These men are really going to be reversed!
At Liu Huanhuan's strong request, Zhao Tongqian obediently turned off the phone. I just missed Qin Wangsheng's second and third text messages.
My eldest apprentice: Qin Jiaqi failed the exam, and he will have a family meeting tomorrow night. You play the game first, and when the meeting is over, I'll go find you.
Qin Wangsheng knocked on the table and pointed to Qin Jiaqi's inscription, "That's how it was pushed here?" What did I just tell you? ”
"Oh, isn't this angle equal to this angle, this angle equals it plus it..."
"It's better to use a little heart to memorize by rote," Qin Wangsheng slapped the eldest lady on the head, hating iron and steel: "The inner angle of the triangle is only 180, and you can calculate the number you wrote, at least 720." ”
Taking advantage of the eldest lady's bitterness to change the topic, he frowned and said the third one: Master, if you want to participate, our whole family is very welcome. In that case, come to my house tomorrow.
Qin Wangsheng held his chin, ignored Qin Jiaqi's various complaints, and began to think about Zhao Tongqian for the first time... Well, it's actually the second time, the first time I was teased by Qin Jiaqi (this girl really owes a beating!) The second time you have to let your master feel the warmth of her mother-in-law's house, right?
For the sake of insurance, Qin Wangsheng decided to talk to Wang Meng, a person who has a little experience in "taking his daughter-in-law to meet his parents".
Wang Meng replied with a sad face: Brother Peeling, I don't know where to provoke the goddess, she not only hung up, but also didn't reply to my text messages, turned off the phone on the phone, chatted about QQ and didn't reply, I'm about to become a cousin... Woo woo, Lao Qin, why don't we go to their rental house together?
Qin Wangsheng said that you should wash and sleep, and secretly congratulated that his daughter-in-law was very well-behaved and never made trouble.
This good daughter-in-law, who has never made trouble, cried to Liu Huanhuan with a handful of snot and tears at this time.
"Although he doesn't talk much, he has never been so cold...
Liu Huanhuan touched and hugged in distress, patted Zhao Tongqian's shoulder and comforted, "Men are like this, moody, and uncertain." ”
"He always says what I say, he doesn't say whether he likes it or not, he always laughs. looks so handsome, I don't dare to lose my temper, I'm afraid to see him frowning, I feel distressed!! ”
"This world is so unreasonable, relying on your face to eat all over the world, and the beauty of the universe is invincible." Liu Huanhuan helped Zhao Tongqian to follow the breath and empathize with him (although Wang Meng is not handsome, she looks very sunny and completely has Liu Huanhuan's taste).
"I saw in his reply that he was indifferent, ignorant, and uncaring! Big Joy! He replied to me so coldly! ”
"These people have suffered a thousand cuts!"
"If I don't do anything well, he will say, why don't you say it, I will accommodate him, I will change it!"
"Yarn! Why should we change ourselves for them, each of us is an independent personality! ”
"I'll tell you I've seen it for a long time, he doesn't really like to use mages. If he doesn't like it, he can tell me, it's a big deal I can use a tank to protect him! ”
"These scheming! Cold-blooded monsters! ”
"He actually rejected me!" Zhao Tongqian grabbed the quilt and drilled it into the nest, "It's only been fresh for a few days!" It's only been a few days! Da Huanzi, my heart is uncomfortable... ”
Liu Huanhuan was grief-stricken to help her cover the quilt, suddenly saw a little red next to the bed, and then looked at Zhao Tongqian's blue pajama pants, and said in horror: "Dead girl!" Hurry up and get me out! ”
Zhao Tongqian cried until she hiccuped, and obediently crawled out of the quilt in a daze, Liu Huanhuan lifted the quilt and looked at it, hoarse.
"Do you know how expensive my four-piece bed is!"
Zhao Tongqian knew that she had done something bad, and Nie Nie said: "Wash it now, I guess it's still too late... ”
So, the two best friends who ate hot pot in the middle of the night had to wash the sheets and covers in the middle of the night with rabbit eyes, and fell asleep on the bare mattress exhausted.
Early the next morning, Wang Meng, who hadn't slept all night, came to knock on the door when the weather was bad, maintaining the same force and frequency until he woke up Zhao and Liu, who hadn't slept well all night.
"Who!" Liu Huanhuan shouted in the room, "Die, it's so early, what a knock!" ”
Wang Meng held a blue sharp-billed crocodile doll, snorted and shouted: "Da Huanzi, I came to apologize to you, I was wrong yesterday, I shouldn't have drunk water at that time, I shouldn't have eaten an orange again, I shouldn't have ignored you, I was wrong!" We won yesterday's round! I'll help you kill that monkey a hundred times! I've got your revenge! ”
As soon as Liu Huanhuan opened the door, he found Wang Ermengzi, who was so cold that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and without saying a word, it was a quilt on his head, and he muttered in his mouth: "Isn't it stupid!" It's not cold! Don't catch a cold! Why are you running outside so early to get frozen! You're lacking in eyes! ”
"I... I'm afraid you'll be angry. Wang Meng snorted and rubbed his head on Liu Huanhuan's chest, "Da Huanzi, I was wrong, you are about to say that you forgive me, never turn off the phone and ignore me again, and don't hang up and play casually and disappear." ”
Liu Huanhuan's stone heart also turned into gentle water, hugged Wang Meng's monkey head and took a sip, and said softly: "Fool, how can I be angry with you, it's too late for me to like you." It wasn't me who was angry yesterday, it was you who made my stupid girl angry, I comforted her all night, you see, I have dark circles under my eyes. ”
Wrapped in a blanket, with a cloak on her head, sitting on the bed with her eyes on her head, Zhao Tongqian, who watched the two show their affection, silently: Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do later?
As soon as Wang Meng heard this, he was full of blood and resurrected, and diligently waited for Queen Liu to finish washing, and went out holding hands again, waving his hand to Zhao Tongqian, who was numb from beginning to end, "You still don't leave?" I'm going to be late! ”
Zhao Tongqian got out of the quilt with a snort and rushed into the bathroom with a broken heart.
Wang Meng sent the goddess to the unit, watched the goddess enter the door, and sent a text message to Qin Papi: You are finished, you are so angry that your master cried all night and vomited blood - although they didn't admit it, I saw the marks on the sheets!
Qin Wangsheng was so shocked that he didn't eat breakfast, took a taxi and ran to Zhao Tongqian's house, stared at the sheets and quilts hanging on the balcony, hugged someone who was unkempt, and said in a deep voice: "Are you okay?" ”
Zhao Tongqian burst into tears, "How can you do this to me!" Kill me! And replied to me indifferently! I'm so angry that I'm an aunt! You're such a bully! ”
Qin Wangsheng pointed to the remaining marks on the sheets: ???
Zhao Tongqian only cared about crying, and spit out all the Wang and Liu dog food that she had just swallowed: "Yesterday Huanhuan quarreled with the monkey god, I comforted me all night, look at my dark circles!" You don't feel sorry for me, pity me, and reject me fiercely! How can you be so angry with me! I'm sad to death! Oops, I'm almost late, punish you for folding the quilt for me! ”
After that, take your clothes, turn around and go back to the toilet, and close the door!
Qin Wangsheng looked confused: What's the situation? How can you say something completely different? Didn't vomit blood? Why did you get involved with your aunt again? Could it be that the relatives of the daughter-in-law have come? I wouldn't mind seeing their family first, but ... Should I go to the hospital first to check if I vomit blood?