At three o'clock in the morning, Qin Wangsheng received a call from Jianguo.

"He's back."

Qin Wangsheng let out a long sigh and sweated, "When?" ”

"An hour, thirteen minutes, and twenty seconds ago."

"Accurate to the second?"

"Because it came directly to my house."

“。。。 Wang Meng knows? ”

"This time ... Shouldn't know. ”

"Brother, I usually turn off my phone."

"Oh. Once I was woken up, it was not easy for me to fall asleep again, and I just talked on the phone. ”

"And then?" Qin Wangsheng pinched his eyebrows, and his temples jumped suddenly, "Do you want to hide it from Wang Meng?" ”

"I can't hide it. But there's no better way to do it yet. Anyway, you go to sleep first. ”

Qin Wangsheng hung up the phone and turned off the phone decisively. He rubbed his sleepy eyes, wiped the sweat from his forehead, opened the door and went out, touched the general control of the geothermal valve at home, and turned off the valve in his house as he counted.

As soon as I turned around, I saw Qin Jiaqi holding a stuffed rabbit and standing in the backlight of the living room with a black light.

"Brother, are you also awake? Help turn off the rest of my house. Damn, there's an exam tomorrow, and I'm actually woken up by the heat! It's over.,It's over.,This time it's definitely going to fail again.。。。 ”

Qin Wangsheng wanted to educate his sister on the spot, but when he glanced at the wall clock in the living room by moonlight, he still squinted and went back to catch up on sleep with his slippers.

A few hours later, it was dawning.

Yu Jianguo rarely got up early, cooked with his own hands, and threw the warm milk in front of the boy who laughed like a chrysanthemum.

"Brother, you are still good to me, knowing that I must drink a glass of milk every morning." The big boy smiled brightly and enjoyed himself.

"Ding Liyan, I'll give you ten minutes to settle breakfast, and then give me at least ten reasons, why did you run to my house in the middle of the night." Yu Jianguo is seriously sleep-deficient, and even because he wakes up early, his temper is difficult to control.

"I can give you one now," the boy had ham sausage in his mouth, and there were milk stains around his mouth, "because brother, you are my first love~"

Yu Jianguo's forehead was bruised, his fists were clenched, and he was about to give this guy a "roaring root", but he was interrupted by Yu Wenjuan, who pushed the door out.

"Brother, early." Yu Wenjuan squinted and picked up the milk on the table and drank it, "Get up so early to cook?" Are your parents ready? I want to eat mashed potatoes today. When he turned around, he saw that this old acquaintance who had not seen him for many years was grinning at himself, Yu Wenjuan rubbed her eyes vigorously, and said in disbelief: "It's really fake, brother, I really want to see Ding Liyan." ”

Ding Liyan jumped up and hugged Wen Juan into his arms, "Juan'er! My little liver baby, my brother really wants to kill you! ”

Yu Jianguo's anger completely broke through the roof, "Take your pig's paws away for me!" ”

"My Juan'er! My love! Ding Liyan smiled and squinted, gently rubbed Yu Wenjuan's hot apple muscles, and took a sip of the milk stains on the corners of her lips, "Hey, they've grown into big girls!" But your chest is still so flat, if you don't wear a bra, you really have no sense of existence. ”

Before Yu Jianguo's iron fist arrived, Yu Wenjuan had already stepped on the instep of the pervert, and then with an elbow blow, he beat someone to the ground, "After drinking foreign water for a few years, you can't even speak?" I call it delicate, not flat. Yu Wenjuan moved her shoulders and stepped on someone's corpse to leave the table, "I'll come to the mashed potatoes myself, brother, what do you want to eat?" ”

Yu Jianguo rode on Ding's body with a tiger pounce, continued to pound, and happily asked his sister, "The whole sandwich, I want bacon stuffing!" ”

Ding Liyan, male, younger than Yu Jianguo, but older than Wang Meng and Qin Wangsheng. He was able to win a place in the "open crotch pants trio", not because he "lived close", but completely because of fate.

Back then, Wang Meng's grades in the second year of junior high school fell badly, and the queen mother's stick education was fruitless, so she spent a lot of money to send him to teacher XX to attend cram school. This teacher is very good, every question is very accurate, and his tutoring courses are humorous, many good students also come to listen, even if they are not here to learn, you can relax the nervousness of preparing for the exam. And this teacher's cram school is a hodgepodge, no matter what grade you are in junior high school, you all go to it together, if you don't understand it, write it down, you will always learn, and if you can understand it, you must remember it carefully, and you will definitely be able to take the test.

As a result, Wang Meng, a miscellaneous fish in the second year of junior high school, was mixed in the pile of junior high school students such as Ding Liyan, and happened to be at the same table as Ding Liyan. Ding Liyan gave full play to the characteristics of "Ding Da Fool" at that time, and Wang Ermengzi hit it off with him, and the two soon became friends who talked about everything. Wang Meng is very enthusiastic to introduce Jianguo and Qin Wangsheng together, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy, everyone is happier to play together!

Yu Jianguo was the temperament of the big brother at that time, and Qin Wangsheng has always been pale. If ordinary people met these two, they would have known the difficulty and retreated, but Ding Liyan was different, he was born with a mouth full of trains, and as soon as they met, he enthusiastically gave Yu and Qin a bear hug, and read out his life ideals.

"My name is Ding Liyan, and my father said, 'A good man who stands up to the sky, cultivates himself and builds his family'. In the future, I want to be a scientist. ”

Yu and Qin, who were still in the year of the year, were in awe, and they were full of good feelings for this sincere and righteous boy. So Yu Jianguo was the east, invited them to the best restaurant at that time, ordered the most expensive dishes and the largest bottle of Coke, and began to eat Haisai.

Since then, Ding Liyan has officially joined the Gang of Three and has become a good friend who must be appointed every weekend. At that time, because there was no network and information blockage, many of Ding Liyan's nonsense could not be confirmed, so that it took a long time for Qin and Yu to see through the nonsense nature of this big fool.

I remember that once the four of them ate fish, Wang Meng was accidentally stuck by a fish bone, Yu Jianguo wanted to choke with steamed buns, Qin Wangsheng suggested drinking vinegar, Ding Liyan slowly took out a big thick book from his schoolbag, turned to a certain page after locating it in the catalog, and read it word by word.

"What should I do if I get stuck in a fish bone?"

Yu Jianguo and Qin Wangsheng looked at it together and urged Ding Liyan to read quickly.

"Here is the first one, use steamed buns and cornmeal cakes to choke hard."

Yu Jianguo snorted twice, patted his chest, broke Wang Meng's mouth, and slammed the rough steamed bun into his throat. The fish bones didn't choke, and Wang Meng almost suffocated from lack of oxygen.

"This doesn't work, what does the book say?"

"Second, drink vinegar to soften the fish bones."

Finally it was Qin Wangsheng's turn, he asked Yu Jianguo to break Wang Meng's mouth and pour a bottle of old vinegar down. The fish bones were not soft at all, but Wang Meng was about to vomit.

"This isn't right either, what else can be done?! Hurry up! ”

"Third, shoot down the neck and pat the fish bones down." Yu Jianguo began to slap Wang Meng's neck vigorously.

"Fourth, send it to the hospital in time and let the doctor deal with it."

Ding Liyan pushed the flat mirror without any prescription and added: "It is written on it, among the above four practices, the correct one is, the fourth one, send to the hospital for treatment." ”

Yu Jianguo slapped him, and the empty vinegar bottle in Qin Wangsheng's hand was shattered.

"Hey, hey, hey? 120? Someone here is stuck with a fish bone! What? You're not coming to pick it up? He is miserable, his neck and face are all swollen! ”

Yu and Qin: 。。。。。。

Wang Meng covered her hot neck and let out a final roar in pain: cough, cough, cough!

Such as this matter, too many to mention, Yu Jianguo and Qin Wangsheng finally saw Ding Liyan's true body, and in the following years, countless times wanted to tear Wang Meng and this Ding Dasha apart, but unfortunately these two people are like two brothers, if it weren't for Ding Liyan to study abroad, I'm afraid that the only thing that can break off relations between the two in the world is "life and death".

Therefore, Yu Jianguo very much does not welcome Ding Liyan back, especially this guy has been a pervert since he was a child, and everyone he sees is a "baby", as long as he looks a little good, it is all his first love. If you are kind to him again, it will be the white moonlight in front of his bed, and the cinnabar mole in his heart, which will never be forgotten until he forgets you.

The only one who knew that Ding Liyan was happy to come back (except for Wang Meng, a fool who was so happy that he wanted to skip work to see his old friend), was Qin Wangsheng's own sister, Qin Jiaqi.

The acquaintance of Qin Jiaqi and Ding Liyan originated from an accident that released the nature of the scumbag. Ding Liyan loves to learn very much, but he just can't learn well; Qin Jiaqi doesn't study at all, so he can't do it at all. When two people were punished for failing in the corridor at the same time, they met unexpectedly, and found that the people they knew were familiar with each other, so they became confidants and sympathized with each other.

Therefore, when she learned that Ding Liyan had returned to China, Qin Jiaqi happily made an offer, asking Boss Ding to wait for her to come back after the exam, and they would come together to "look at the stars and the moon, and talk about life ideals" and other things.

Qin Wangsheng easily sent the eldest lady to the bus station, and for the founding of the country, he must be optimistic about Ding Dasha, and he must not harm the innocent.

As a result, Ding Liyan was ordered to stay at home and stay with Yu Wenjuan, who took half a month's vacation.

Ding Liyan occupied Yu Jianguo's room, filled Yu Boss's cabinet with his clothes, went out and began to tease Yu Wenjuan again, and finally was beaten honestly by Yu Wenjuan, with panda eyes, quietly watching TV on the sofa.

Yu Wenjuan responded to Sun Hui's call, boarded the game, and began to pit the master every day.

Although Sun Hui fell out of love with his apprentice in Shenkeng, the emotional foundation between him and Zhao Meiren was not as deep as that of Yu Wenjuan and Brother Qin, although he also felt lost, but with Yu Wenjuan as a comparison, it didn't seem to be good. In order to help the apprentice of Shenkeng heal, he now skips the first two classes every morning and plays with her.

Yu Wenjuan was really uncomfortable after falling out of love, but someone scolded her every day, and her mood gradually improved. She lost the previous "programmer's suit" and returned to her previous dressing taste, at this time she was wearing a white shirt, light short hair hanging down her cheeks, and a faint sharpness between her eyebrows, but it vaguely revealed a trace of a little woman's thinness.

The two don't know when they started, as long as they turn on the black, they will open the video. In the past, it was just a voice call, but now Sun Hui has not seen his apprentice for a day, and he is not happy. He even complained to his roommate that he had been charged by the apprentice, and asked Wei Kun to help treat him.

Wei Kun pursed his lips and did not comment: There is a cure for any disease, but the disease that lacks the heart and eye is a terminal disease.

Sun Hui looked at Yu Wenjuan, who was obviously in a good mood, and felt quite gratified: It is not in vain to be a teacher to accompany you every day.

Ding Liyan saw Yu Wenjuan on a video with someone, and came up curiously. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes, looks very immature, and has fair skin and a gentle voice.

But this person does not include Sun Hui. When he found out from the video that this little white face looked like that, it was definitely not his eyes that lit up, but his mood plummeted.

"Oral Jun, who is this!"

Ding Liyan didn't reply, but stared at Yu Wenjuan's mobile phone, his face was pasted together, and his intimacy was incomparable, "Juan'er, what kind of game are you, it seems to be quite interesting." ”

"Glory of Kings, you go to Baidu to find an app and play by yourself." Yu Wenjuan pushed Ding's head away and explained to Sun Hui in a few words, "My brother's friend." ”

"Hello." Ding Liyan waved at the boy in the video.

Fans in the live broadcast room have already heard this man's voice and have risen up one after another.

- What! Oral Junzheng Fang appeared? It's too white, you're actually a third child?

- What nonsense! The radish is the main house, this man's voice is so good, is it the little three!

Sun Hui was even more angry, okay, he cried and mourned for the first two days, why did his brother's friend look like spring when he came, and he also wore lip gloss! Oral Jun you have changed! You used to wear a sweatshirt + jeans, how casual and cute, but now you are wearing a shirt and professional makeup! You've really changed you!

Ding Liyan was so long-winded that Wen Juan was annoyed, and Yu Wenjuan finally couldn't stand beating him, "It's live broadcast over there, can you pay attention to it and get on TV." ”

Ding Liyan was even more excited when he heard it, he turned out the perfume and sprayed it, quickly trimmed his nose hair, looked at the camera seriously, adjusted the position of the lower tie, and waved his hand in an announcer-like tone: "Hello everyone, I'm Ding Liyan, you can call me Yanyan~"

Although the fans in the live broadcast room couldn't see anyone, they turned against each other every minute just by their voices and spoke enthusiastically.

- Hello Ding Xiaosan, Ding Xiaosan asks for a photo!

- Ding Xiaosan, are you more beautiful than Taibai? Is Oral Jun more compatible with you?

- Too white, Ding San'er is declaring war! Shouldn't you say something?

Xuan Ce dragged Nuwa down from the high ground with a hook, took a few flat A away, and then flashed through the wall, went straight to the crystal, smashed it into glass slag in one go, and said to the Shenkeng apprentice in a menacing manner: "I'm going to go down, this class is called, I have to answer!" ”

Ignoring the fans' shouts such as "this time is especially the end of class", he angrily went off the air, packed his schoolbag and went to class.

Wei Kun was sorting out his class notes, when he suddenly felt a heavy figure sitting down beside him, and he turned his head to see that he was dazzled for the first time.

"Aren't you accompanied?"

"Hmph," Sun Hui exhaled hard, "The dove occupies the magpie's nest, she has a little white face to accompany her, I see that she is very happy!" Woo woo, sissy, I'm abandoned! ”

Wei Kun was relieved: "I finally found out that I actually like Lord Jin?" ”

Sun Hui hugged himself in horror, "What... What do you like? We are a very pure master-apprentice relationship, and we are not a little dragon girl, what kind of master-apprentice love is it! ”

Wei Kun: Phew! Dead duck with a hard mouth! I'll take care of you shitball!

———————— I am the dividing line of "the golden house in the book————

After being instructed by Lord Wei, Sun Hui finally realized that he had a hazy mind for the deep pit apprentice, so he began to ask his roommate for advice on how to launch an offensive.

Wei Kun ignored it and went to study on his own. Sun Hui thought about it and said secretly: The ancients said: The ancients have their own golden house in the book, and Yan Ruyu in the book. Why don't you go to the library? So he spent the afternoon in the library, borrowed a bunch of "reference materials", and returned to his dormitory to study all night.

In this book "There Will Be Angels to Love You for Me", it is written that if you want the heroine to post upside down, you have to replace it with her ex-boyfriend's organ first. Well... Sun Hui's body is very good, and he eats it well. This difficulty is too high, pass!

In this book "The Temptation of the Wolf", it is introduced that if you want to get the heart of the heroine, you have to be a bully on campus, and you have to be able to play if you are handsome, Sun Hui touched his soft biceps, and then recalled the scene where the sissy repaired herself every time, and silently put this book under her buttocks.

Flipping through it, this book is not good, and that book is not right, but Sun Hui is worried about hanging. When Wei Kun came back, he saw a book full of flowers and skins, and picked up a copy casually, "The Glory of Kings: The Great God Strategy"?

How can a book with special spoilers be put here casually!

Wei Kun: Where did you get so much romance!

Sun Niu dung mosquito frog eyes answered: The library baa ~

Wei Kun immediately logged on to the homepage of the campus network, found the library's complaint number, and dialed it in seconds: Hey, hey, hey? Administrators? I want to complain! We are a first-class university in China, how can we collect so many brain-dead books! What the? Say who gave it? What's growing upside down? Mouth beard! Whose teeth don't grow erect! The brain-dead will grow upside down!

A tooth: 。。。。。。