Chapter 2 Who do you say is the pit?
Cheng Yanjin jumped hard, and just jumped into the skill circle of the enemy Wang Zhaojun, and was frozen.
Arthur behind him opened the holy shield and rushed over, Wang Zhaojun rained ice, Arthur turned in a circle on the spot, and fell on Cheng Yanjin's corpse.
[All] not ranked today (Monkey King): It's all stupid, pitfalls, Lao Tzu doesn't play anymore!
Five minutes later, the crystal broke.
Liu Huanhuan screamed angrily, the mobile phone snapped and fell to the ground, and he fell on the bed with a thud.
Zhao Tongqian got up early in the morning, her face was not washed, her teeth were not brushed, her hair was scattered, and she lost three games in a row, either being scolded or jokingly called a "primary school student".
——Zhao Tongqian finally understood that the so-called primary school students are actually just a kind of ridicule of the operation is very bad.
"I was wrong, I should have eaten breakfast honestly, and I shouldn't have sprayed any pesticides here!" Liu Huanhuan stood up with a fierce son, "Silly girl, let's go eat tofu brain, I'm going to be hungry." ”
Zhao Tongqian rubbed her eyes to wash, her hair was full of unkempt hair in the mirror, her eyes were black, and a red pimple appeared on her forehead - this was the sequelae of fighting until midnight last night. She touched the glasses on the washstand, wiped them, tied her hair up haphazardly, and shouted to Liu Huanhuan who was spread out on the bed: "Go directly, it's not too late!" ”
Two sloppy young women, wrapped in coats and wearing fluffy slippers, finally grabbed the last bowl of tofu brains from the early aunt in the trolley downstairs on a morning in the autumn breeze. The two asked for four fritters, put a bowl of brains, and pitifully ate them into their stomachs with the wind.
"There's no need to play this game!" Liu Huanhuan added a large spoonful of chopped green onions.
Zhao Tongqian hurriedly stirred evenly, "I'll unload it when I go back, and I won't leave the installation package!" ”
"I'm watching that Miyamoto Musashi big move throw at me!" Liu Huanhuan took a bite of the cold fritters.
"Absolutely harmful to physical and mental health!" Zhao Tongqian dipped in a little chili sauce.
"My anti-wound stabbing armor is fake!" Liu Huanhuan pulled out the last bit of leek foam.
"I have to make a mask when I go back, I won't grow fat grains... Zhao Tongqian wiped her mouth and eliminated the last fritter.
The two looked at each other, and from each other's sluggish pupils, they saw their haggard ghost-like selves.
"Let's go shopping in the afternoon!"
Unison.
So, the first thing the two of them did when they went back was to pick up the phone on the ground and uninstall the game.
Zhao Tongqian crossed her balls, put on contact lenses, painted light makeup, put on small high heels, and the young and beautiful girl finished her transformation, took Liu Huanhuan's arm, and ran to the largest shopping mall in the city together.
The two tried it out at the store, but didn't buy a single one. I ate a quick snack at noon and began to shuttle through the new autumn clothes again. Until four o'clock in the afternoon, the two people who couldn't lift their buttocks were paralyzed in KFC and couldn't move, holding a cone in their hands to replenish their physical strength.
After an afternoon of shopping, I didn't even buy a pair of socks. Zhao Tongqian ate the cone, and inexplicably remembered the battle in the morning.
"Am I really pitted?" Zhao Tongqian couldn't help muttering.
"Pits? The newbies are pretty much the same. Liu Huanhuan pouted, "If you want me to say, who doesn't have a novice period?" No one is born to play well, don't we be allowed to grow up! ”
"That's it!" Zhao Tongqian couldn't help nodding, "No one is born with it, I just had a fun time before!" Snakes don't have a good time! ”
"That is! They are so powerful, how can they be, so awesome, they can go to heaven with a fart! ”
Zhao Tongqian sneered, Liu Huanhuan deliberately scolded to help her get angry, and Zhao Tongqian's mood after a day of depression finally improved.
"I'm not a pit." Zhao Tongqian searched on her mobile phone, "Practice more, I can do it too." ”
Liu Huanhuan's fingers tapped on the tabletop, and the cone in his hand was left with the last crispy skin.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Tongqian searched: How to play the glory of the king. He asked.
"The KFC network is so bad, it hasn't come down for half a day!"
Zhao Tongqian stretched her neck and looked, okay, this guy secretly started downloading the game again, which shows that all the resolutions in the morning have been digested in the stomach.
Zhao Tongqian is not in a hurry, although she is a good girl, she is very unwilling to admit defeat in her bones. She has been losing from yesterday to the morning, and has been disliked by her teammates, she complained a few words, but she was extremely unconvinced in her heart.
Zhao Tongqian thought to herself, five hundred years later, the monkeys have turned out of Wuzhi Mountain, let's see!
Ignoring Liu Huanhuan's babbling game, she began to learn more about the game of Honor of Kings through Baidu.
Of course, Zhao Tongqian has her own research ideas.
The first step is to buy a "most" powerful hero. The characters in Honor of Kings are all bought with game coins, and game coins can be obtained through actual combat. And the price of these heroes varies, the most expensive is 18888 gold coins, and the cheaper is only 8888. For the novice Zhao Tongqian, the top priority is to choose a hero who is easy to use.
The second step is "learning", she wants to find teaching videos or something on the Internet, there are strategies for any game, Zhao Tongqian can't even watch it, and she needs a Baidu strategy.
Following these two steps, Zhao Tongqian first searched for "the most powerful hero" on the Internet, and after looking for more than a dozen articles, she felt confused. Some say that Arthur is the most stable, and list the reasons one, two, three, Zhao Tongqian has played Arthur by herself, how do you feel that this is not the case at all? It can be seen that this article is nonsense.
The other one recommended a few heroes, what Yu Ji, Dharma and the like, Zhao Tongqian looked at their skill descriptions, and it was difficult to tell which one was stronger. In this way, in the end, she chose to believe what was written in the last article she found. This article recommends a character who Zhao Tongqian feels deeply: Zhong Wuyan.
Yes, yes, Zhao Tongqian couldn't help but applaud. Zhong Wuyan is really disgusting, with a big hammer and a hammer, the probability of petrification is very high! At least in last night's game, Big Arthur was petrified countless times, and his heart was broken to slag.
It's decided, it's Zhong Wuyan!
So, Zhao Tongqian started the detailed strategy of the character of Baidu Zhong Wuyan again. For example, how to equip inscriptions, how to load, how to align, how to release skills.
After studying for more than an hour, Zhao Tongqian regained her self-confidence. Liu Huanhuan on the opposite side has already played two games, and he is still cursing and cursing the other party to drop the line. Zhao Tongqian stretched her neck to take a look, okay, she was beaten to the door again, she saw Liu Huanhuan frantically selling equipment for resurrection armor, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Or, you also Baidu strategy?" We don't seem to have won in any way, huh? ”
Liu Huanhuan's eyes were red, her nostrils trembled, she viciously put on the resurrection armor, and rushed into the crowd with a three-plate axe, "That's with you, I have won it myself!" ”
Zhao Tongqian rolled her eyes vigorously, kindly treating it as a donkey's liver and lungs, hum.
Zhao Tongqian, who has a goal, is full of passion even on vacation. She began to try Zhong Wuyan, although she still lost more and won less, but it was really easy to use, and with the blessing of the newcomer gift pack, she finally bought the first hero in her glorious life, Zhong Wuyan.
Let's have some fun!
- Zhong Wuyan.
Zhao Tongqian manipulated the villain, turned in circles with a big hammer, and petrified all the enemies who surrounded him. Turn around and hit a hammer, and they can't find the north! At this time, the teammates stepped forward together, and killed the master with random punches, and successfully wiped out the opponent's wave.
Finally found the fun of the game!
Zhao Tongqian turned off the phone and went to sleep satisfied, the so-called "where there is a will, there is a way", who is pitting? Who?!
Hum!
The next day, Zhao Tongqian took advantage of the lunch break to start a game in the office, and she was humming and chirping by herself, but a voice came from the top of her head.
"Zhong Wuyan?"
Zhao Tongqian was startled, her hand shook, and she was killed by the artillery truck with residual blood. The other party, Sun Shangxiang, laughed as best he could on the whole screen, and Zhao Tongqian stared at him with round eyes and looked back, it turned out to be a male colleague in the same group.
"You girls also love to play Glory of Kings?"
"It's okay, it's nothing anyway." Zhao Tongqian never speaks loudly in the company on weekdays, but this time she withdrew from the game, and her tone was unconsciously ruthless, "My roommate likes to play, and I think it's quite interesting to play with her for a few games." ”
"What rank are you?"
"Rank?" Zhao Tongqian has been matching with Liu Huanhuan, and never knew that there was a "rank".
"It turned out to be a newbie." The male colleague smiled: "This kind of matching is not interesting, you go and play the ranking and see where you can go." ”
Zhao Tongqian just finished the first game, and under his guidance, he clicked into the ranking mode, and then he understood what he meant by the stubborn bronze he had always been.
No wonder the Internet keeps talking about how it is when ranking, Zhao Tongqian thought to herself, feelings are talking about this. She chose Zhong Wuyan to enter the first qualifying match of the bronze game, and actually won smoothly and won a star.
"Not bad." The male colleague encouraged her, "You practice slowly, and when you get the diamond, we can open the black together." ”
Zhao Tongqian Baidu ranked a few ranks, only to know that she was going to hit a diamond, and I am afraid that there is still time to grind.
However, Zhao Tongqian, who was given a heart booster by Zhong Wuyan, was not worried, she thought, I must wield a sledgehammer and hit the throne of the king!
This is the legendary bronze rank, the heart of the king.
Zhao Tongqian, who was abducted by Liu Huanhuan and addicted to the game, didn't know that Zhong Wuyan, whom she loved, was probably difficult to use smoothly in the high-end qualifying game, but mixing in a rank like bronze could still deter the Quartet.
Zhao Tongqian feels that life is really beautiful, she took off the hat of "pit goods" on her head through her own efforts, and now she has begun to struggle for the king again, this legendary experience, this difficult mental journey, and the day she becomes the king, wow, wouldn't it be possible to write an autobiography?!
Just by imagining, Zhao Tongqian is going to be happy.
However, the big mouth of reality is pumping so fast, and when she hits the silver section beautifully, the spell begins again, and her sledgehammer petrification rate drops dramatically, and sometimes even a person cannot be petrified.
And the character of Zhong Wuyan is really not a thick-skinned tank, if there is no petrification bonus, and the displacement is not too much, it is really difficult to support in team battles.
Zhao Tongqian was still in the silver rank before getting off work, and when she got home, she returned to the bronze rank.
Something must be wrong! Zhao Tongqian turned on the search with red eyes, and the strategy seems to need to be updated!
This time, she clicked on a link by chance, which was a live link for a game streamer. The anchor's voice is very young, although it is a man, but he plays with a domineering female character, Mulan.
"Hahaha, just follow me!" The anchor's voice came from the screen, "I'll wave the carrot and leave no one alive!" ”
In the screen, Mulan, who was wearing a bunny girl costume, slashed and slashed, completely taking the opponent's head.
Good... It's amazing...
Zhao Tongqian opened the bag of French fries and began to look at it intently.