Chapter 1 The King of "Pesticides"
Enemy troops have five seconds left to reach the battlefield, so be prepared!
All the army is attacking!
Great Arthur, with his heavy armor on his back, came out of the spring one by one, and he stood in front of his crystal in a daze, not knowing which way to go.
"Silly girl, go down the road, go down the road!"
Great Arthur suddenly realized, his cloak made a brilliant arc, and with a twist of his toes, he followed the left-hand side.
"Zhao Tongqian! You can't tell the difference! What are you going to be on the road, you tank, I'm going to get down! Get off the road! ”
Squeak, the bus braked suddenly, Zhao Tongqian's fingers slipped, and the armored man on the small screen also staggered. Zhao Tongqian turned down the volume of the headphones and silently ran towards the other side.
This is a very popular mobile game nowadays, Glory of Kings. From the retired aunts and uncles to the primary school students who have just entered the school, they are all fascinated by this mobile game. Zhao Tongqian originally disdained to play this kind of game, because Zhao's father told her from a young ear that this is something that only bad children play.
And Zhao Tongqian has been strict with herself since she was a child.
Until, when she graduated from college and was financially constrained, when she was looking for someone to share a house, she met a heartless female madman, Liu Huanhuan.
Liu Huanhuan likes to do all the things that "good boys" won't do, such as staying up all night in an Internet café, buying expensive brand-name bags, swearing on the phone, and liking all kinds of strange games.
Recently, Liu Huanhuan has been obsessed with the glory of the king, and he doesn't count playing by himself, but he has to persuade Zhao Tongqian to come to play too, and he has been grinding and soaking for several months, and finally succeeded. Zhao Tongqian was calloused by this girl's ears, and finally agreed to download it and play with it. No, as soon as she got off work, Liu Huanhuan couldn't wait to urge her to "come to a game" on the bus.
There are very few characters for newcomers to the game, but there are quite a few characters to try. Zhao Tongqian looked around for a while, and still chose the initial character Arthur. This is a man who is full of gold, although she would prefer to use another free character Daji, but Liu Huanhuan highly recommends Arthur for the following reasons: rough skin and thick flesh are very resistant to beating, and he has a wide waist and long legs and runs fast.
Zhao Tongqian was originally playing with Liu Huanhuan, so she naturally listened to her everything, and the two matched in black and opened the voice, which started to play in the crowded evening rush hour.
Zhao Tongqian doesn't know much about the glory of kings, and probably understands that it is a five-on-five battle game, where ten people are divided into red and blue sides, and whoever pushes off the opponent's crystal first is considered to win the battle. Even the difference between going up and down the road was understood in Liu Huanhuan's hoarse shout just now.
However, she can tell that she belongs to the red side in this sentence, and the color of the health bar of the hostile character is obviously different.
I don't know what this game is all about, Zhao Tongqian listened to the sound of Liu Huanhuan opening his teeth and claws in the headphones, and sighed: Liu Huanhuan is hysterical as long as he plays, and he wants to die or live.
Arthur staggered to the bottom of the road, where an equally golden figure was shooting at the minions with arrows. Zhao Tongqian saw that the name on his head was "Specializing in Elementary School Students". Zhao Tongqian secretly rejoiced, fortunately I was not a primary school student, but then I thought about it, how did he know if I was a primary school student?
Arthur raised his shield and gave the oncoming creep a blow, and swiped his two swords to close the line. The character used to fight elementary school students is the shooter Hou Yi, who stands closely behind Arthur, moving left and right, and sharing the economy of the army line with Arthur.
It's not that hard, isn't that hard?
Zhao Tongqian was full of confidence and drove Great Arthur to approach the opponent's defense tower.
Big Arthur lit up with three holy shields around him, spun and followed his own line of troops into the defense tower, and demolished the tower!
Suddenly, a red blood bar character jumped out of the grass behind him, only to see him poke a shot into Big Arthur's buttocks, followed by a poke and poke, Arthur hurriedly walked back against the damage of the defense tower, but the damage of the defense tower gradually increased, and the people who came to sneak attack continued to attack, and finally Zhao Tongqian's screen went black, and Big Arthur emptied the blood bar and died tragically on the edge of the grass.
System: First Blood
"Silly girl! Why are you dead! Liu Huanhuan roared in the headphones, "Zhao Yun, you slut, you dare to kill my stupid girl!" You wait for me! Kill you, old lady! ”
"It turned out to be Zhao Yun," Zhao Tongqian came back to life and continued to advance down the road, "I don't know if he is hiding in the grass, next time he can't get too close to the grass, he jumped out and scared me." ”
While talking, Arthur and Hou Yi met again, this time it was not Zhao Yun who was on the line, it was a scantily clad beauty, holding a gun in both hands, and Hou Yi shot at each other.
Zhao Tongqian tried to point east and west, and finally found the battle attribute column, she compared the character portrait and found that this bewitching beauty was Yu Ji.
Hou Yi shot as he walked, stepping on the red circle of light on the soles of his feet, and shot arrows with a strong and powerful bow, and he was hea, hea, hea.
Yu Ji dodged while pointing, the two guns combined to break out a super cannon, the red cloak swayed, slender waist and long legs, Chu Chu moving.
Arthur stood between the two, spontaneously beating the line in a daze, and the blood bar fell down.
Hou Yi frantically clicked "Start Retreat", Arthur finally ended his daze, twisted his big ass and walked back, the grass by the river shook, and Zhao Yun, who was dressed in silver light, jumped out again.
Poke poke poke po
System:You have been slained.
The black screen is coming again...
Zhao Tongqian waited speechlessly for the resurrection, she didn't do anything, in less than three minutes, she actually died twice...
At this moment, Hou Yi was under the attack of Zhao Yun and Yu Ji, and died gloriously.
System: [Zhao Yun] Double Kill.
Specialized primary school student (Hou Yi): Arthur, are you funny?
The wind blows and blows (monkey): Don't move my wild.
Da Huanzi (Cheng Biting Jin): Don't talk about my daughter-in-law, she just played!
"Silly girl, don't worry about it, stay under the tower and don't go out, it's okay, my sister covers you!" Liu Huanhuan was on the road and was inseparable from the other party's Gao gradually leaving, "Are you a novice, it's good to be familiar with it, I didn't know anything when I first played, I rushed directly to the tower and was killed by the tower!" ”
Zhao Tongqian was resurrected with full blood, dragging the heavy armor and running halfway down the road, when she heard Liu Huanhuan's comfort, she was stunned, and then looked at the conversation on the screen, and then understood, "They are talking about me!" Oh, I'm Arthur! ”
Liu Huanhuan: 。。。。。。
clicked on the small plus sign of the skill, and Zhao Tongqian didn't understand what Arthur's skills were all about, but for her as a novice, which skill is good, she will click which, and run back if it's a big deal.
In fact, she did. When Big Arthur was poked by Zhao Yun for the third time, the little chrysanthemum was running wildly on the way home, and suddenly a circle fell from the sky, and with a bang, Arthur fell to the ground again and died.
System: [Wu Zetian] Killing Spree
The wind blows and blows (monkey): Damn, I said don't move my wild.
It's so difficult to choose a name (Zhuge Liang): You have the ability to rob it. The jungle I fight is mine!
Specialized elementary school student (Hou Yi): Arthur, please go, I'll place an order.
This time, Zhao Tongqian understood, and Liu Huanhuan also beckoned her to go to the road, so Da Arthur did not hesitate to change the course and go to the road after the resurrection.
After five minutes, Red 4: Blue 19 (head ratio)
Zhao Tongqian experienced various ways of death in life in just a few minutes.
Not to mention the time when he was assisted by the tower before, and not the time when the residual blood was harvested by the enemy Wu Zetian. Just talking about Gao gradually leaving on the road, he was shot and killed twice; followed Liu Huanhuan's Cheng Yanjin to the middle lane team battle, and was the first to lie down in the chaotic battle; After the resurrection, he provided emergency support, and lay down under Lu Bu's ultimate.
When the three-way highland tower was broken and the super soldiers poured in from all sides, the resurrected Great Arthur cleared the troops with difficulty, and when only the last blood bar was left, the flying dragon opened his mouth and spat out a fireball, poof, and hit the street again.
The crystal broke, and they "failed" unsurprisingly.
"Mom! I should have come out of the witch's cloak first, I'm! Liu Huanhuan's voice filled his ears, "Come again!" ”
Zhao Tongqian "died" without confidence, and there was nothing to love in life, "I'm almost there, you can play by yourself first." ”
"Don't delay you to get out of the car, let's do another game!" Liu Huanhuan was full of pride, "I don't believe that I can't win today?!" ”
Zhao Tongqian was helpless, entered the match again, flipped through the task list, and still chose Arthur after hesitation.
"You just stay under the tower, guarding the tower clear the line, what are you afraid of! No one can beat you! Cheng Biting Jin took the axe and went on the road, and told Arthur, who was still in front of the crystal: "If you don't go out of the tower, you won't die, save money to buy equipment." ”
Zhao Tongqian really couldn't lift her spirits and asked her where to buy the equipment and what to buy. Because when the enemy Han Xinyue Ta forcibly killed Big Arthur, she finally angrily blew out the first dirty word in her life, "Damn! ”
One word completely opened the door to the new world of "good boy" Zhao Tongqian, she only felt that her blood was gushing, her whole body trembled, and anger burst out from the Tianling Gai.
"Dead Han Xin, you wait for me!"
At this moment, the gentle and demure Zhao Tongqian was completely possessed by Liu Huanhuan, and she selflessly poked Han Jumping on the screen, "I'll kill you when I come back to life, you stinky shameless!" ”
There was a moment of silence on the bus, and the middle-aged uncle who was sitting next to Zhao Tongqian with Erlang's legs crossed sighed: "Today's children know how to play games, and their parents don't know each other... ”
Zhao Tongqian hugged the handrail next to the car door and walked on the road of no return. Ignoring the scolding battle between the two sides flying in the sky on the screen, since he is resolutely chasing Han Xin, kill! Kill! Kill!
Twenty minutes later, their crystal was broken. Liu Huanhuan's weak voice came from the earphones, "I just looked at the imperial calendar, it is not appropriate to break ground today, it can be seen that you should not play games, forget it, don't play, don't play." Alas, silly girl, where have you been? I just heard you say you're going to the station, huh? Haven't arrived yet? ”
Zhao Tongqian was stunned for a moment, only then did she find that there were few people on the bus, and when the street lights struggled to turn on, she heard the standard Mandarin announcement on the bus:
The next stop, the final stop...
Zhao Tongqian was about to cry, and said angrily: "I've been standing there!" ”
Liu Huanhuan was so frightened that she dropped her mobile phone, and asked tremblingly: "Silly girl, are you okay?" ”
"I hate this game!" Zhao Tongqian quit the game and uninstalled it decisively, "What a garbage thing!" No way! It's getting dark! I didn't even kill that Han Shin once! Not once! ”
Liu Huanhuan rubbed her face and rubbed her eyes again, it really deserved to be a magical "pesticide" (glory), this obedient girl who never said a word of dirty words, actually had a day of foul language!
Zhao Tongqian got off at the end of the line with a red face, and after blowing the cold wind for about ten minutes, she got on the reverse starting train, and got on the bus at the starting station to get a seat, she sat at the door of the house with tears in her eyes, and picked up the phone of the co-tenant Liu Huanhuan.
"Silly girl, I'm still not giving up, let's have another game, just one game, the last game, whether I win or lose, I'll play the last game today!"
Zhao Tongqian sniffled and hummed in a thick nasal voice: "I'm all unloaded, you... You wait for me.,I haven't deleted the installation package yet.。。。 ”
Five minutes later, Great Arthur once again carried his heavy sword and joined the battle with a snort.
I'm going to kill Han Shin this time, hmph.
Zhao Tongqian clicked on the battle list and was dumbfounded, the other party turned out to be all women's soldiers: Yu Ji, Zhen Ji, Cai Wenji, Zhong Wuyan with a hammer, and the last one was a strange-dressed woman who couldn't even catch the playing cards all over her body, Mi Yue.