Liu Huanhuan: "Don't talk nonsense, it's as if you have experience!" The old lady is the most experienced, right?! ”

Zhao Tongqian: "If you're referring to that 'female colleague' experience. ”

Yu Wenjuan: "Oh, I have an impression. ”

Liu Huanhuan rolled up her sleeves and prepared to speak with her fists.

What the hell is going on here? Rewind time to today's breakfast time.

The hot spring club provides a free breakfast in the morning, which is a bowl of soy milk, an egg, and a plate of side dishes. But Yu Jianguo refused to drink soy milk with side dishes, so he strongly asked to upgrade the package, and spent fifty oceans to help other Superman teammates upgrade together.

The non-free breakfast includes: fried ham, egg custard, two rice porridge, hot milk, little chaos and a bowl of tofu brain. Oh, and mustard, this one is free.

The money spent is really different.

The crowd ate breakfast comfortably and began to gossip.

Yu Jianguo: "This egg is not as good as my Kun'er's steaming, too old." ”

Wei Kun: "I don't seem to have steamed egg custard for you." ”

Yu Wenjuan: "The one that was steamed for me was stolen by him." ”

Wang Meng: "Brother Jianguo is shameless, who didn't know when he was a child. I think this egg custard is very good, and it tastes like my mother's. ”

Yu Jianguo: "I paid you to have breakfast, but you dare to speak ill of me, put it down, and go to drink soy milk." ”

Wang Meng hurriedly changed the topic, "By the way, Huanhuan, I want to take you home and officially meet my mother." ”

Liu Huanhuan choked on a mouthful of fried eggs, and began to cough shockingly.

Qin Wangsheng: "The master is also ready," Zhao Tongqian looked confused, "Ah?" ”。 Qin Wangsheng continued to drop bombs, "I also want our mother to see you." ”

So Zhao Tongqian swallowed the tofu brain that had just entered her mouth, and scalded the entire esophageal tube from her throat.

Sun Hui looked at Yu Wenjuan with a twist: "What's that... Master, I also want to see Koujun's mother~"

Yu Wenjuan spit out the mustard in her mouth, took a sip of milk and said, "Don't talk nonsense when eating, beware of choking in the trachea." ”

Sun Hui cried and gnawed at Chaos: What's the matter? I just can't do it? So unsightly?

Zhao Tongqian really couldn't withstand Qin Wangsheng's scorching gaze, and finally relented, "That's not impossible." But... Isn't it a bit fast? ”

"It's okay to see your mother first." Qin Wangsheng pushed his milk over, "I'll be free next weekend, I can do it at any time." ”

Zhao Tongqian waved her hand straight, and she didn't dare to let his apprentice go to see her mother first, but if she repeatedly refused, would there be a kind of "what kind of marriage?" Actually, I'm just having fun~" feeling.,Of course she's not this kind of person.,But。。。 But she's scared to meet her parents!

——Refer to the case of Liu Huanhuan's "female colleague".

"My mother is very easy-going," Qin Wangsheng casually cut the fried eggs on the plate, "Our family is very democratic," and then glanced at Wang Meng, who lowered his head and nibbled on the ham, "It's different from someone's house." You don't have to be intimidated by false demonstrations. ”

"Wrong demonstration?!" Wang Meng didn't even gnaw on the ham, so he was bound to get up and defend himself, "Qin Papi, let me tell you, if it weren't for Yu Wenjuan's troubles, my mother would be the most democratic, tolerant, and selfless mother in the world!" ”

Yu Jianguo coughed vigorously, and Wang Meng hurriedly patted his ass, "Juan'er, brother doesn't blame you, eat, eat, don't look at brother, brother will buy you skin in a while, it's Arthur's death knight." ”

Yu Wenjuan finally looked away and replied lightly: "I already have that." I want the forbearance of King Lanling. ”

Wang Meng: "Buy, buy, wait." ”

Qin Wangsheng continued to expose, "Give an example. Under Wang Meng's bewildered expression, he still insisted, "Give an example of Aunt Wang's most democratic, tolerant, and selfless." ”

Wang Meng: "My mother arranged for me to go on a blind date very early!" ”

Liu Huanhuan: "Oh, I thought you were forced to go, but I was quite proud." ”

Wang Meng hurriedly waved his hand to plead, "This doesn't count, it doesn't count." Well, my mom once asked me if I wanted a younger brother or sister, and I said that the younger one would definitely compete for favor. When my mother heard this, she didn't have a second child! ”

Yu Wenjuan snapped her fork and looked at Yu Jianguo, Yu Jianguo hurriedly reassured: "What I asked for, the sister I wanted with my mother, my brother likes my sister, it's true!" Ha? If you're a man? Regardless of whether you are male or female, my brother likes to have a small one! Wang Ermengzi, you go to drink soy milk for me! ”

Wang Meng continued to save with his life: "The first yellow film in my life was given to me by my mother!" ”

A table was silent. All eyes are focused on the past.

Wang Meng trembled her lips and told the truth, "My dad rented a videotape and accidentally rented a pornographic film, and he planned to return it after watching it, but my mother didn't know, so she threw it to me and told me not to bother her to watch and play by herself." ”

Liu Huanhuan: "So... Is it *** or Maria Ozawa? ”

Yu Jianguo's popular science: "There was no Mary at that time, right? ”

Wang Meng Nie Nie: "Country... Domestic. ”

Qin Wangsheng: "I have an impression of this. Successfully pulled the gaze of a table over, "It is said that someone studied film, rode on a toy wooden horse at home with a bare butt, and after being beaten, he also turned out a video tape to give evidence." ”

Poof, Zhao Tongqian's milk squirted.

"What do children know! I thought they were all goblins, some kind of spell they were practicing! I still remember the name of that dribble! It's called, 'I'm a vixen.'" Wang Meng nostrils turned to the sky and continued: "But my mother didn't beat me, it was my father who was beaten!" How about it, isn't my mother very clear about right and wrong, scientific and reasonable. ”

Liu Huanhuan: "If I go to your house and your mother says 'female colleague' again, then I really can't stand it." ”

"Colleagues can also become two, what are you afraid of, I told my mother that this is your future daughter-in-law! From childhood to adulthood, my mother must like what I like, I like you so much... ”

"Okay, okay, put away your 'mom likes mom' theory." Liu Huanhuan sighed: "I can go, it's still the same sentence, I like you and am willing to make some changes for you." Tell me, what kind of girls does your mother like? ”

"Hmmm... Actually, I don't know. Wang Meng scratched her head, "My mother likes everything I like, I think as long as I sincerely express my thoughts that I like you very much, my mother will definitely like you!" ”

"This is my own son." Sun Hui finally couldn't help it, "If you look at me, I'm different." I know very well what kind of girls my mom likes. She likes to be shrewd and capable, such as you; You also have to be beautiful, tall, and in good shape, like you; It's better to add another kind and obedient like me, like you. So you're exactly my mother's ideal ... ”

Yu Jianguo: Stinky boy, this is the type you like!

"Oh." Yu Wenjuan stretched out her hand and pushed her milk to Sun Niudung, "But you are not my mother's type of favorite at all." ”

Sun Hui drank milk silently: it pierced Lao Tie's heart, and it was ten thousand arrows piercing his heart.

"I can provide some information." Qin Wangsheng was full of food, and finally began to magnify his moves, "Here is a ready-made background case and a real case, you can refer to it." ”

Liu Huanhuan: "Please speak." ”

"Net worth background case, this one." Qin Wangsheng pointed at Yu Wenjuan, "Real case, this." He turned his hand to Zhao Tongqian.

Zhao Tongqian's whole person was blindfolded, "I... I? ”

Qin Wangsheng smiled, "At dinner that day, did you think that Aunt Wang was very enthusiastic about you?" ”

Zhao Tongqian nodded.

"Did you take the initiative to pick up vegetables?"

Zhao Tongqian nodded.

"When you leave, you still help you get your coat and help you carry your bag?"

Zhao Tongqian struggled to remember for three seconds and nodded.

Liu Huanhuan pinched Zhao Tongqian's face, looked horizontally and vertically, up and down, and concluded: "It turns out that she likes this little white rabbit type." ”

"Bingo." Qin Wangsheng got up, walked around the table, and rescued Zhao Tongqian's face from Liu Huanhuan's men, "Finished eating?" It's time for us to leave for the ride, and we can continue to discuss in the car and meet our parents' strategies. ”

Zhao Tongqian returned to the soul: I... When did I agree to meet my parents?

Sun Hui: I feel like I'm going to be abandoned at the train station when I go back to the city!!

Eventually, when they returned to the city, the men were driven to the jeepry, and the women were all in the cars. Just kidding, this kind of top-secret scheme to attack the future mother-in-law, how can these men hear it casually, hum!

The women's driver is still Sun Hui. Seeing this, Sun Niudung finally gave up on his idea of seeing his parents, and it seems that he still has to continue to do underground organization work!

Liu Huanhuan was the first to say his strategy, "Don't you just like good girls?" When I go back, I straighten the big waves, cut my bangs, and wear a pink dress... Hey? Isn't this Sun Shangxiang of the skin of a rose lover? ”

"Pull it down, half of Sun Shangxiang's mountain is exposed, but she has a loli face, and her temperament is quite consistent." Zhao Tongqian was even more worried about herself, "You still have a reference, I'm the one with black eyes!" ”

"What's this, let's think of a few more plans, there is always one that can be used!" Liu Huanhuan encouraged: "I'll mention a few for your reference: plan one, the real version, don't hide anything, show your own self; Plan 2, lively version, enthusiastic, cheerful, positive and sunny; Plan 3, the good wife and good mother version, the gentle and virtuous lady rushes to work, and asks your apprentice for warmth throughout the whole process; Plan four, rich and capricious version, this you... Well... You can refer to the following one. Pointing to Yu Wenjuan.

"You're too general, aren't you?" Zhao Tongqian's eyes darkened, and she said hurriedly: "I won't talk about the plan, just talk about the latter ones." First of all, I'm not usually stuffy, I'm quite lively; Secondly, a good wife and mother rush to do this, to what extent, don't give people the impression that I can't get married; In the end, my family background is really average, and I don't look like a prince when I wear a dragon robe. I can't afford just Wen Juan'er's clothes! ”

"Well, it looks like I'm going to have to give you jargon." Liu Huanhuan pinched his waist and said in a straight voice: "Real version, reference character, Angela; Lively version, reference character, Na Ke Lulu; The Good Wife and Good Mother Edition, the reference character, Zhen Ji; Rich and capricious version, reference character, Wu Zetian. It's all classic skins, now you understand! ”

Zhao Tongqian crossed her fingers to recall the hero, "Hmm... When you say this, I suddenly feel so clear and understandable, and it is vivid and easy to understand! ”

Liu Huanhuan confidently stroked her long hair and added: "Although it is more difficult to pretend to be a bewitching slut with your face, I still give you a reminder, let's empathize, as the mother of her son, of course she doesn't want her future daughter-in-law to be the following three heroes: 1. Miyue, a typical desire and dissatisfaction, easy to run (dialect, meaning cheating); Second, Diao Chan, full of green tea temperament, easy to take a bad son; 3. I don't know the fire dance, this face and temperament are fine, but the dressing style is the most terrible! ”

Zhao Tongqian couldn't wait to record these golden and jade words on the spot, and the chicken nodded like rice, and mummmmmmmm

"So when you go to meet your parents, you should refer to Angela who is 'doll to touch', your behavior should refer to Zhen Ji, who is as gentle as water, and you should be close to the lively and generous Nako Lulu when you pick up people and things! As for the last empress, well... Looking at Qin Jiaqi's character, you can know that there is no 1.8 million in the family, so forget it. ”

Zhao Tongqian opened the memo and took a note, and finally asked weakly without confidence: "Can this really work?" ”

Yu Wenjuan, who had been silent, finally spoke, "Listen to her nonsense, it's better to ask Brother Qin directly." ”

Liu Yanjin was the first to disagree, "Just look at Wang Meng and your master, you know that men don't know their mothers at all!" They know a ball! ”

Yu Wenjuan sneered three times to show disdain, "Brother Qin is different. What to see, drive your car, watch the road! After yelling at Sun Hui, he continued: "Or you can ask Qin Jiaqi, she has the closest relationship with Qin's mother. ”

"A stupid girl is equivalent to robbing someone's son and brother. If Brother Jianguo's girlfriend asks you about your mother's preferences, you will say?! "Liu Huanhuan argues with reason!

Yu Wenjuan snorted, thinking that this kind of thing would probably never happen, as for why I didn't say it.

Liu Huanhuan: "Don't talk nonsense, it's as if you have experience!" The old lady is the most experienced, right?! ”

Zhao Tongqian: "If you're referring to that 'female colleague' experience. ”

Yu Wenjuan: "Oh, I have an impression. ”

Liu Huanhuan rolled up her sleeves and prepared to speak with her fists.

Sun Hui braked, and a second before the three women were ready to fight, he finally stopped it: "What's that... My brother has stopped, do you want to get out of the car first and then continue? ”

Liu Huanhuan snorted, opened the door and got out of the car with Zhao Tongqian.

Yu Wenjuan slowly removed the seat belt of the passenger seat, and said to Sun Hui, who was sluggish: "How much have you learned all the way?" ”

Sun Hui looked confused.

Yu Wenjuan opened the door and left the last sentence before getting out of the car, "There is only one, my mother's most hated type is Ming Shiyin." ”

Sun Niudung hurriedly got out of the car and asked, "Is it because of his mother?" ”

Yu Wenjuan walked forward without looking back and replied, "Because he is wearing makeup." ”

Sun Hui recalled, oh, Ming Shiyin does seem to have a red mark tattooed on his forehead, although this hero is really disgusting, but just rush to this... Alas, no one is perfect.

Wait a minute! Sun Niu Dung thought about it again, what does oral Jun mean? Don't... Are you going to let me meet my parents this time?

As soon as Sun Niu's dung brain circuit was passed, he suddenly couldn't even walk, and he crutched with the same hands and feet to catch up with the large army, muttering behind Liu Huanhuan and Zhao Tongqian: I finally want to see my parents, woo woo, the revolution has finally borne fruit...

Liu Huanhuan, who was sharp-eared, glanced back at him and asked kindly, "Isn't that right away?" But your face is so oily that it glows, I have a natural color powder here, do you want to wipe it a little? ”

Sun Hui was so frightened that he jumped three feet high: No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not!