"Mom, this is Wei Kun. (Book ^ House * Small } Say + Net)"

"Kun'er lived in our house the day before yesterday, and I didn't know each other every other day? When your mother's dementia is gone~"

"This is Brother Qin, this is Wang Meng."

"I'm a girl, I'm more familiar with the two monkey boys than you, what's wrong with you today?"

Yu Wenjuan's searchlight-like gaze finally found someone at the end of the crowd, took a long breath, and finally didn't have to say anything anymore, and pulled a guy with a nervous sweaty palm over to open the crowd, "This is Sun Hui." ”

"Ah, I see, you guys shouting for the driver? Why did you shake like this? Frozen? Then come in and have a cup of hot water. ”

Yu Wenjuan kicked Sun Hui softly and continued: "My boyfriend. ”

Sun Niudung hurriedly handed over the gift box in his hand, with a sweet and stiff smile that didn't smile, "Mom... I... I'm Sun Hui. ”

Yu's mother's face changed abruptly, she hurriedly stepped forward and patted Sun Hui's shoulder, and handed him a handkerchief to wipe his sweat with great concern, turned her head and asked Yu Wenjuan in an undisguised tone, "Really?" Mom, I think he's younger than you. ”

"College students are already small, but in fact, they are only a few months younger." Yu Wenjuan pushed her mother away, pulled Sun Hui's collar and dragged her into the house, and met Yu's father at the door, and introduced again: "Dad, this is Sun Hui." My boyfriend. ”

Yu's father was about to go to the toilet, but he was shocked back by his daughter's words, his eyebrows were upside down, his eyes rolled, and he shouted violently: "What the hell!" ”

Sun Hui was so frightened that he wanted to kneel, pinching Nuo Nuo and didn't know what to say, only to see his father step forward in three steps and two steps, and pulled his daughter to him, "How many times have I told you, you are still young now, don't be in a hurry to find a partner." With such conditions as you, how many people are crying and shouting to marry you, what do you say you are in a hurry! Turning his head and waiting for Sun Hui viciously, "Boy, are you still studying?" I know that boys of your age like intellectual female white-collar workers the most, I think you and my daughter... ”

Yu Wenjuan hugged the chattering father from the back, and said with a smile: "Dad, what do you mean by scaring a child, do you want to go to the toilet?" I saw you pull the toilet doorknob, go ahead, come on, if you have something to say. ”

Sun Hui only felt that he needed to go to the toilet more than his future father-in-law, and he was almost scared to pee when he was yelled at by Yu's father!

Yu's mother is a mother-in-law who looks at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at it, the more she likes it. Qin Wangsheng and the other light bulbs said hello and dispersed, and before they entered the house at all, Yu's mother went to the kitchen to cut some fruit, and concentrated on entertaining the frightened little pot friends.

Yu's mother: "Your name is Sun Hui?" Is it the grandson of Sun Wukong, the gray of the gray wolf? ”

Sun Hui: "No... No, it's the Japanese army. ”

Yu's mother: "Oh, it turned out to be Hui who reported Sanchunhui, what a good name." You eat apples, you eat apples. ”

Sun Hui felt even more pressured: Oral Jun's mother is such a literary girl? Older youth? It's over, I've been bad at language since I was a child, and my dad can't read a single word, they will definitely dislike me, they've already started to dislike me!

Yu's mother: "What are you nervous about?" But I see that others are sweating when they are nervous, but you are different, why is your face so oily? ”

Sun Hui, who was silently gnawing on apples, thought to himself, can I blame me, I was born with oily skin, and I face my mobile phone and computer every day, refueling it!

Yu's mother: "This kid is real, you haven't graduated yet, why do you buy such expensive cosmetics." It's as good as you can, and Auntie doesn't expect you to earn more than Juan'er. If you want me to say Juan'er, this kid is too strong. Why do girls work so hard, like her mother and me, she doesn't make much money, isn't she very happy, the important thing is to find a good man. ”

Sun Hui, who was munching on apples, felt a chill in his heart: What is this hinting at me? Although you make a lot of money, but... But I have more fans than her!

Yu's mother: "What university did you study?" What major? How many children are in the family? When will you graduate? Do you come to us or do you come back to you after graduation? I don't think Juan'er's temper is like being able to change jobs for marriage, it just so happens that you haven't settled down yet, if you are sincere and good with Juan'er, you can consider settling in City A after graduation, we will buy a house, write the names of the two of you... ”

"Mom," Yu Wenjuan put a glass of milk under Sun Hui's nose, and put a glass of boiled water at her mother's hand, "We have made an appointment and will not interfere with my marriage." ”

Yu's mother drank water with a smile, "I'm just asking." ”

Yu's father didn't know when he came out, sat opposite the three of them, and snorted vigorously, "Marriage is a major event, and it has been the parents who have been in charge since ancient times. If you want me to say ... ”

"Brother!" Yu Wenjuan craned her neck and shouted in the direction of the boss's room, "Mom and Dad want to pinch my marriage!" ”

Yu Jianguo slammed open the door, stuffed the curious Wei Kun behind him back, and helped his sister support with a fierce attitude, "What's the matter with you two!" Talking can still count! There is no one with the most basic trust in the world! What about doctors, can you give others a sense of security! ”

Yu's father got up and dragged the boss into the room, and after the two quarreled in Jianguo's house for nearly three minutes, Yu's father returned home.

"Isn't he still a graduate yet?" Yu's father finally compromised, "You guys talk about it first, and then we will talk about it." By the way, you kid give me some peace, don't touch the places you shouldn't touch, don't do the things you shouldn't do! ”

Yu Wenjuan winked at the elder brother and snatched the durian from Sun Niudung's hand, "You are stupid, you still have to eat it with a shell!" ”

Yu's mother, who had seen enough of the excitement, smiled and took the little durian and went to the kitchen to deal with it.

Sun Hui took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, grabbed Yu Wenjuan's hand, and asked in a low voice: "I... Did I pass the test? ”

Yu Wenjuan's face, which had not changed for thousands of years, finally burst into a smile, and she pinched the frightened big boy with her backhand, "It turns out that you also have times when you are not confident, my lord." ”

Sun Hui's face was flushed, and he was burned hot by Yu Wenjuan's narrow gaze, and he couldn't help but hug the slender waist of the woman in front of him and bury his empty head.

The doors of the two rooms creaked open, and Yu Jianguo & Yu's father scolded in unison: "Stinky boy! Where to touch it! Take your hands off my shoulders! ”

Yu's mother also poked her head out of the kitchen, "I said Hui'er, your face is so oily, go wash it." The newly bought set of skin care products opens and you apply it first.,Men also have to take care of it.,You young people should know better.。。。 ”

Sun Hui: Oral! Don't you say that my mother hates makeup?

Yu Wenjuan: People who don't wash their faces shut up.

That's right, because classmate Sun didn't bring facial cleanser and had a big oily face, he was embarrassed to borrow it from Yu Jianguo, and Qin Wangsheng refused to even borrow it from Wang Meng because he was so clean that the public soap was not necessarily clean, so classmate Sun only splashed his face with water, which was a drop in the bucket for people with oily skin, in other words, he just didn't wash his face.

On the other side, Liu Huanhuan, who was determined to change herself, packed Wang Meng and gave it to Qin Wangsheng, told the two to play by themselves, and dragged Zhao Tongqian to the barbershop.

The barber took the sample book and asked the two of them to look through it one by one, "This is our new hairstyle this season, especially this one, many Internet celebrities are like this, and it is very easy to take care of." ”

Liu Huanhuan flipped through the sample book in a hurry, and no one was satisfied, "Handsome guy, don't you have a good wife and a good mother in your family?" ”

Barber boy: "You want... What a good wife and mother? ”

Liu Huanhuan stroked her long hair, "It's the kind that you know at a glance that the average daily consumption does not exceed 30 yuan." ”

The barber brother: "Or, don't you perm, just do a washing, cutting and blowing?" ”

Liu Huanhuan pulled her hair in the mirror, "That's good, have you seen Qiu Ju's lawsuit, just Qiu Ju's hairstyle." What are you pouting, Qiu Ju's bangs are still the same as Shui Bingyue, I warn you, if you don't get it, I won't give you money, believe it or not! ”

So Liu Huanhuan was led to wash his hair.

It was Zhao Tongqian's turn. The hairstylist asked tentatively, "Do you want the same style from your friend?" ”

Zhao Tongqian shook her head, "My current hairstyle is not much different from Qiu Ju, I want to perm it." ”

"Lihua is an old man, how about this one!" Finally found an aesthetic normal, and the barber guy was too excited to start introducing these hairstyles one by one.

"This one only reaches the shoulder, but it's the length after the ironing, yours is a little shorter, the effect is not the same as this, but it's similar to this. Do you want bangs? Okay, we can style these, these, and these bangs, you choose the back head shape first, and then choose the style of bangs. ”

Zhao Tongqian pointed to one of the models, "The back of this head is very good-looking, I want this." Words of bangs... This one! ”

"Let me confirm to you, is it this back shape and this bangs?"

"Huh? This is what I just chose? I think this one next to me looks better now... Or you can help me perm my bangs like this model. ”

"The back of the bangs is completely different from the back you chose and the back you pointed to later, these two have levels and ladders, this is...

"What about this? Oooh. What about this? Well, that's it. ”

"I'll make sure to you...

"No need to confirm," Zhao Tongqian pressed the nose of the model photo stiffly, "It's her, my head is going to explode, don't ask me again." ”

"Do you want to choose the bangs again?"

"No, I asked to wash my hair."

So Zhao Tongqian was also sent to wash her hair.

Soon, the duo of good roommates sat next to each other and let the hairstylist fiddle with their hair as requested.

"Niu'er, I think it will take an hour or two, why don't we play a game together?"

At Liu Huanhuan's suggestion, the two of them turned on the black together and played with the Flaming Mountain.

There are many modes in the entertainment section, in addition to the traditional clone mode and Flaming Mountain and Mist, there is a new mode, in which players will get additional buff bonuses, but Zhao Tongqian really feels that the pace is too fast and tiring, but it is not as interesting as Flaming Mountain.

Speaking of Flaming Mountain, Zhao Tongqian really loves and hates. The map of the Flaming Mountain is rocky except for magma, but the places where you can stand are very particular, for example, there are places close to each other on the upper and lower roads near the Juggernaut, and heroes with a slight displacement skill can directly cross the flames to fight the Juggernaut without shedding blood. Even in the lava, there are cushioned stone platforms, but stones near the edge of the map cannot stand.

In the Flaming Mountain mode, heroes are randomly assigned, and you can only rely on diamonds if you want to change them, but you will be given a chance to randomly change heroes for free. Zhao Tongqian always liked to use this free opportunity before, but often in exchange for characters who couldn't use it, so she simply used whatever she wanted, even if she never used it.

In the first game, Zhao Tongqian was assigned to Xiahoudun, and Liu Huanhuan changed it to Huang Zhong.

The countdown is over! The five of them gathered somewhere, but the old master in the team took the lead in walking into the magma and went all the way, Zhao Tongqian watched him be burned to death by the flames, and he really couldn't describe the feeling in his heart.

Liu Huanhuan: "This is a network card, I committed suicide at the beginning!" ”

So four to five, successfully destroyed by the enemy in the first mob area.

After the resurrection, the two continued to look for the large army, and sure enough, the two sides were fighting in the lower road, Xiahoudun threw a big move over, and successfully pulled himself into the fire, he tried hard to climb out and continue to do, but Daji on the opposite side had a red heart and fixed him to death on the shore, watching the flames engulf his whole body.

Zhao Tongqian: I... Just resurrected ...

Liu Huanhuan: Trash! Look at me!

Huang Zhong accelerated into the battle circle, opened the spot and began to bombard! However, the enemy Angela stole the Juggernaut, causing the other party to have the "Armstrong Gyro Acceleration Jet Armstrong Fireball", and Xiang Yu in front of Huang Zhong flew Huang Zhong with a fireball, and due to the terrain, Huang Zhong was directly pushed to the middle round platform of the Juggernaut!

Angela was a second-skill at hand, and once again pushed Huang Zhong back with the "Armstrong Roundabout Acceleration Jet Fireball"!

Huang Zhong, who was driving a big one, was pushed back and forth, and was finally killed by Ah Ke**.

Zhao Tongqian: Yo, master.

Liu Huanhuan: These grandsons are scared! This game is wasted, come again!

In the second game, Zhao Tongqian used Wang Zhaojun and Liu Huanhuan used Daji.

Liu Huanhuan: God help me, the fox spirit is very well controlled!

Daji threw a red heart to stop Cheng biting gold, but was thrown up by Xiahoudun with a hook and solved the fox spirit twice.

Zhao Tongqian: Wow, master!

Liu Huanhuan: Don't you blush? Look at the people's Xiahoudun! If you think about yourself, you don't want to say anything!

Zhao Tongqian: This game is also scrapped, the next game is the next game.

So, the two of them came to the Flaming Mountain game after game without raising their heads and not opening their eyes.

Liu Huanhuan: Are you mentally retarded? Pushed again, pushed again, pushed again, and then forward, and then died.

Zhao Tongqian: Don't talk nonsense, just say me, you can do it - metaphysics.

Hairstylist: Two, it's time to wash your hair.

The two lay on their backs and didn't put their mobile phones, and finally won a game, dancing happily. On the premise of ensuring that the makeup and mobile phone screen of the two people are not spent, the shampoo brother completed it with difficulty, and now he is left to blow dry, and he will work together after two hours of suffering.

The two sat in anticipation and waited for the finished product, and the hairstylist used a windy hair dryer to dry their hair.

Hairstylist A&B: How's it going? Isn't it perfect?

Liu Huanhuan: Are you sure you didn't reverse the two of us?

Zhao Tongqian covered her face: What a hell is this hairstyle! Bracket-shaped bangs, frizzy on both sides, what is this special haircut? It's like being licked by a dog!

Liu Huanhuan: If you look closely, it seems that it is indeed the hairstyle I want, alas, Yan Mei is domineering no matter how she gets it, and she is not saved.

Zhao Tongqian: I won't give money! Why?! See for yourself!