——Brothers go together for the rest of their lives, Brother Qin, we will always be friends! By Yu Wenjuan

Qin Wangsheng looked at the inexplicable text message and decided to ignore it.

Yu Wenjuan completed today's task, put on a hood of her sweatshirt, and went out to work.

If you want to say that Yu Wenjuan is good everywhere, she has a rather old-fashioned personality. There is a father who has served in the military and an older brother who is in the army, Yu Wenjuan has taken her father and brother as an example since she was a child, and she has developed this "old cadre" style. But because of the long-term edification with the ruffian Yu Boss, Yu Wenjuan's old-fashioned behavior, there will be a trace of stupidity from time to time.

The most vivid manifestation of this stupidity is to Qin Wangsheng.

If you want to say why Yu Wenjuan fell in love with Qin Wangsheng, it goes back to childhood. At that time, Yu's parents separated because of work, the boy followed Yu's father to live at home, and the girl followed Yu's mother to her grandmother's house. Therefore, Yu Jianguo, Qin Wangsheng and Wang Ermengzi have a friendship with open crotch pants, while Yu Wenjuan will only come back to reunite with her father and brother during the winter and summer vacations, and feel the care of her eldest brother's "social boss".

Although Yu Jianguo grew up from a small skin, he took good care of his only sister. Yu Wenjuan also listened to her brother wholeheartedly back then. In Yu Wenjuan's heart when she was a child, her brother was the Dinghai Divine Needle in her childhood, and he was an existence even more powerful than Monkey King.

This undefeated myth was finally defeated by Qin Wangsheng. When Yu Wenjuan saw Qin Wangsheng for the first time, Yu Jianguo's head was broken, and the corners of Qin Wangsheng's eyes were blue. Although Wang Ermengzi still insists that Qin Wangsheng won, in fact, the two of them are half a catty and eight taels, but Yu Jianguo is a few years older, and he and Qin Wangsheng, who is younger than him, are considered defeated, and Yu Jianguo also admits it.

But at that time, Qin Wangsheng had a cold little face, stubbornly tilting his neck to prevent Yu Wenjuan from helping him with the purple potion, and the momentum of a little manhood in the soft cuteness was deeply engraved in Wenjuan's mind.

This was the first time she had carefully observed a boy other than her eldest brother. The boy had good looks, good manners, and didn't even hold grudges - the next day, the trio went up to the tree to pick up birds together.

(Of course, the division of labor between the three people is still very clear: Wang Meng is responsible for finding the bird's nest, Yu Jianguo climbs trees, and Qin Wangsheng is in charge of the wind.) ）

Since then, there is another boy in Yu Wenjuan's heart, he is like a prince who came out of a romance novel, in the only few contacts, Yu Wenjuan constantly relied on memories to beautify the male god in her heart, and finally was deeply fascinated by the perfect man she deduced, and she was determined to get Qin Wangsheng out of control.

In this regard, Yu Jianguo said: When I was a child, I told my mother that what blue life and death love, Paris lovers peek at themselves, don't take Juan'er with you. Korean dramas are brain-dead, which is not conducive to the brain development of mentally handicapped women!

Yu's mother, who has recently been addicted to the "Sun, Moon and Stars" series of Korean dramas, turned a deaf ear and continued to ask Yu Wenjuan to help download this week's new episode.

Sun Hui originally only knew that Yu Wenjuan was the sister of the violent man Yu Jianguo, but later accidentally knew from Wei Kun's mouth that Yu Wenjuan liked that "Angela". Sun Hui sighed that "these women are blind", and secretly drew a relationship diagram.

What is the brain-dead fan of the rival in love?

Proper teammates!

As a result, the defloration and loosening team quickly formed an alliance, with Sun Hui as the core command, referring to the "21st Century Pickle Girl's New Skills One Hundred and Eight Styles" update version 2.0 provided by Wei Kun's friendship, and appointed Yu Wenjuan as the first executor of the strategy.

Yu Wenjuan: Why am I here to execute it, but what about you?

Sun Hui: Lao Tzu tried it 800 years ago! Isn't it a bottleneck now?!

Sun Hui used to be friends with Zhao Tongqian with a dead face, drive a black car, send skins, and come to the face base, but none of them achieved their goals, and all of them were unsatisfactory due to various strange factors. Sun Hui felt that it was difficult to fight alone, and now with the joining of Oral Jun, it will inevitably be like a tiger with wings, like icing on the cake, such as turning on the lights and lighting wax, such as taking off his pants and farting (Note: Sun Niudung is not good at reading, children should not learn from him).

In short, the Loose Soil Squad was officially established. From a man's point of view, Sun Hui put aside Wei Kun's pure theoretical knowledge of pickled girls, and began to put himself in the shoes of Oral Jun.

Women chase men, in addition to lying flat in office, Sun Hui summed up such a few strategies.

First, be good-looking! Men are visual creatures. If you look like a "flower", unless you have hundreds of millions of dollars, men with a little backbone will choose "to be good-looking".

- Yu Wenjuan drew makeup in front of the mirror, although it is not a national color and fragrance, but it is definitely better than "such as a flower".

Second, be "virtuous"! Be gentle, considerate, careful and romantic, and give full play to the advantages of women!

——Yu Wenjuan made a cake and sent it to Qin's house, and immediately went to Taobao to order a full set of candlelight dinner luxury packages, and strongly requested to send SF Express and pay on arrival.

Third, if the above two have little effect, then you can take the "good buddy" route. Mingle with each other first, as the so-called moisturizing things silently, so that every bit around him can vaguely see your traces, once you leave, he will toss and turn, and it is difficult to sleep! This is the highest level of fishing for men!

The makeup was satirized by Boss Yu as "the face is painted like a singing"; The cake all went into Miss Qin's stomach, and the candlelight dinner luxury package was used on the day that Yu's father and mother collected it, and she praised Yu Wenjuan for being sensible and asked her if she wanted a younger brother or sister.

After learning from the pain, Yu Wenjuan immediately bought a C++ big thick book as a "common topic" to study, and abandoned the dressing style of the previous female elite, and changed to the programmer's standard suit: three-bar T-shirt + jeans + black schoolbag.

The leader of the unit talked to Yu Wenjuan privately: Wen Juan'er, is there any recent change in the family? It's okay, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, do you want to advance the salary for the next few months? I'll give you a slip.

Yu Wenjuan was unmoved, not only did she get close to Qin Wangsheng in a "troubled boy's tone" every day, but even began to look at the programming textbooks thicker than the table with the horrified eyes of the whole family.

Yu Jianguo: Qin traitor, my sister seems to have broken out in the second phase of middle school and started to rebel! How could she be like this at her age? When Wang Ermengzi was sick, how did you deal with it?

Qin Wangsheng: You bear with her, let her, avoid her, bear with her, let her, respect her, and ignore her. In a few months, you will see her. ”

Fourth, if none of the above three are good!

Sun Hui sat down under Wei Kunchun's handwritten strategy, and let us master and apprentice unite as one, and occupy the time between the two of them respectively!

With the teacher's order, Yu Wenjuan asked for Qin Wangsheng's account with a dead face, and actually found that the ID was Qin II.

Yu Wenjuan asked the bottom of the question: Brother, you lied to me again! This is Qin Jiaqi's account.

Yu Jianguo didn't bother to explain: Originally, Na Nizi failed the exam again, and the account was confiscated by the Qin traitors, and he is using this number now.

Yu Wenjuan was convinced of her own brother, and sent a friend invitation again, and remarked: Brother Qin, I am your brother Yu Wenjuan, let's open the black together!

Qin Wangsheng was embarrassed, and he wanted to refuse very much in his heart, but it was Yu Jianguo's sister, so he could only close his eyes and agree.

Yu Wenjuan took the lead in initiating the matching invitation, and Qin Wangsheng obediently clicked to agree.

Let you be convinced: Brother Qin! Let's go black!

Qin II: Yes, wait a minute, I'll call someone again.

Yu Wenjuan has always been obedient, honestly waiting for Qin Wangsheng to pull people, and after a while, a player with an ID "looking for something" went online.

Qin II: This is my master, can you open the three blacks?

Yu Wenjuan stared at the account ID and thought. It feels slightly familiar, huh... Where have you seen it? Forget it, as long as it's not his girlfriend anyway.

This kid doesn't know that Qin Wangsheng is a "master and apprentice strategy".

Looking for something: Since it's all black, it's better to pull another person, and it is more secure to have a few fewer pits. Wait a minute, I'll call someone.

Yu Wenjuan saw that Qin Wangsheng did not object, and she did not speak, and continued to wait for people, and after a while, a player with the ID "Bao Jun Satisfied" went online.

Looking for something: It's all acquaintances, let's get off the driver!

Wei Kun took the invitation to come up and take a look, I'll go... What the hell is this lineup! Wait, didn't Sun Hui and Jin Zhujun's tactics tear apart the slimy of Zhao Tongqian and Qin Wangsheng? Why are these three people still working together?!

Bao Jun is satisfied: Wait a minute, I'll pull someone again.

As long as Yu Wenjuan can play with Qin Wangsheng, it doesn't matter who he comes, so she continues to wait. After a while, the player "Raging Carrot" gets into the car.

Carrot Rampage: I... A... Big rub...

Let you be convinced: Master, why did you come up too? I didn't pull you, did I?

Rampaging Carrot: Nothing is enough to succeed and more to lose, shut up and go, remember what I told you, A ZA!

Yu Wenjuan started in a daze, and the five black teams included a master-apprentice duo + a loose soil duo + onlookers who ate melons, and they entered the battle reading time together.

Zhao Tongqian is still Mulan, Qin Wangsheng chose Fire Dance, Sun Hui used Xuance, Yu Wenjuan had to Arthur, and Wei Kun chose Di Renjie.

The five of them jumped out of the hands of the Fountain Buddha, and Arthur took the lead and headed straight down the road. Xuan Ce goes to the enemy's Blue Papa District every day, Hua Mulan is on the list, and Huo Wu is in the middle lane, Di Renjie does not move the first red buff, and chooses to go all the way with Arthur, wandering around the lower road.

Sun Hui laughed at the enemy Blue Daddy and the people who came to rob the Daddy every day, and ate the wild dogs and lizards together with his tail before returning to his own red buff area in a leisurely manner. At the beginning of the blue three-buff game, the opponent did not even support in time, and was completely pressed and beaten.

Xuan Ce put the hook on the waist of the first tyrant and stole a dragon first! Arthur moved in the snakeskin position on the lower road, and he didn't even kill a single soldier, only laughing at Wei Kun so much that he couldn't get angry. The fire dance in the middle of the road knocked Yu Ji away from the opposite side and went straight to the road to find the master. After Mulan eats the enemy's second wave of red, she squats on the grass with Fire Dance and kills three opponents in a row.

Except for Arthur, who is not clean and wandering around, this combination can be regarded as a strong team. The rhythm of the battle is completely in the hands of the blue side, and the red jungle area is completely encroached upon by Mulan and Fire Dance. Zhao Yun wanted to secretly go to the opposite side to fight against the wilderness, but found that Xuan Ce was a jungler faster than anyone else, and he couldn't leave much meat residue at all.

Everything was perfect, except...

Sun Hui had an epiphany: Meow's addiction again! I'm not here to abuse vegetables! Stumble! I'm here to "loosen the soil"!

But the five of them were all black, and Sun Hui really couldn't blatantly shout: "Hua Mulan and Ignorant Fire Dance will separate me" or something like that, so he decided to mention some apprentices a little.

The rampaging carrot: "Apprentice, you can't even mix up an assist, don't delay my mother's cannon to kill someone, come to the middle lane." ”

Yu Wenjuan replied very straightforwardly: "Master, you said that the tank should not leave the shooter an inch, and I dare not go." ”

Wei Kun sneered, and took the opportunity to start muddying the water, "I'm not an ordinary shooter, I'm very powerful, Lord Jin, you go to the middle lane, bye." ”

Yu Wenjuan ran slowly towards the middle of the road. He ran from the bottom to the middle road, and when he passed through the river, two big men jumped out of the grass, and before Arthur could make a big move, he had already been poked into the sky by Zhao Yun with a spear, and Zhen Ji's chain of water circles followed, freezing Arthur into an ice sculpture.

Yu Wenjuan: "It's all you, I'm dead." ”

Sun Hui: "Are you a fool?!" Let you come up, why are you walking the river! You can't come up from the wilderness, too! Is it awesome to walk the river?! You deserve to die! ”

Yu Wenjuan: "It's not awesome, but it's close." ”

Wei Kun: "It's the other party who is too insidious, don't blame the gold lord." Sun Hui, can you be nicer to Jin Zhujun! ”

Sun Hui: "You give me the honest stay in the middle lane!" Fire Dance, you protect her, you two push, I'll steal the master. No matter how good this rookie operation is for her, it will not be heavenly! ”

Yu Wenjuan: "Brother Kun, thank you, I'm used to it." ”

Wei Kun is embarrassed: First... The first time someone called me Brother Kun... I'm a good citizen, not an Infernal Affairs...

Zhao Tongqian: "Wow, your master-apprentice relationship is really good. ”

Sun Hui looked at the master and apprentice who had been sticking together like chewing gum, and he was angry, and he had a good relationship? Zhao Meiren, I'm afraid you can't see it with your belly button!

Great Arthur was resurrected and led the line in the middle to clear the troops, and when Huo Wu saw that he was not prodigious, he climbed over the wall and went over to shoot a bird. However, the red side seemed to recognize Arthur's soft persimmon, and while Huo Wu was away, three people came to besiege Arthur!

Yu Wenjuan was arrested again and shouted to help me. Instantly fell to the ground.

Yu Wenjuan: "I'm dead again." ”

Qin Wangsheng: "My pot... ”

Sun Hui: "On the other side, this is the person who is going to die, dare to kill me!" ”

【All】Rampage Carrot (Baili Xuance): Zhen Ji, you're done, I'm going to kill you so much that you can't get out of the spring.

[All] give you a rotten apple (Zhen Ji): Anyone can blow it, but I don't know how to end it after blowing.

Sun Hui: "Apprentice, follow me!" ”

Yu Wenjuan: "Oh. ”

Xuan Ce didn't fight, and took Arthur to arrest people.

Zhao Tongqian: "Master and apprentice work together, and their profits are golden." Little apprentice, let's take over the master! ”

Qin Wangsheng: "Okay." ”

The fire dance that escorted Arthur to Hance Ce flashed through the wall and headed straight for the juggernaut's blister.

Sun Hui easily asked Qin Wangsheng to leave Zhao Meiren to protect Yu Wenjuan, but because of his "golden mouth", he once again made the pair of masters and apprentices into a pile.

However, although Yu Wenjuan is pitted, she has cooperated with Sun Hui for a long time, and the tacit understanding between the two is not covered. The enemy Zhen Ji was killed again and again, so that later he ran away when he saw Xuan Ce from afar, without looking back.

[All] Runaway Carrot (Baili Xuance): I'll ask you if you accept it!

[All] give you a rotten apple (Zhen Ji): What kind of ability is it to bully me with short legs, do you dare to wait for us to reach the later stage!

Arthur took the initiative to resist the highland tower on the lower road, and Di Renjie led the line of soldiers to the straight point tower! Xuan Ce was eyeing the wall outside, and Mulan climbed over the wall a second before the Highland Tower was broken, and reflexively pushed Zhao Yun out of the Highland!

Di Renjie made a big move to stop Zhao Yun and took away with a continuous flat A. Zhen Ji threw out a water circle and smashed it on Di Renjie, Di Renjie instantly handed over the second skill to free control, and by the way, with the assistance of the fire dance fan, Zhen Ji's head was taken away. The remnant blood of Red Fang Luban No. 7 passed behind Di Renjie, and he sprinted and wanted to go home, but was killed by Di Renjie with a random token A. The fat man Mengqi came out to clear the soldiers with full blood, and Xuan Ce hung a hook on his neck and threw it out of the high ground a few times.

Cao Cao, who was belated, could not resist the final impact and fell in front of the crystal.

【All】Bao Jun is satisfied (Di Renjie): I'm sorry, I can't wait.

The final blow, the crystal broke, and victory came so easily.

Sun Hui: "Follow me, hum, too young." ”

Private chat window on QQ.

Convince you: Again?

Rampaging Carrots: What's coming! Let you drive black with him alone, who let you pull so many people into the car!

Convince you: I only pulled Brother Qin, and the rest was pulled by the people in the car themselves.

Rampaging carrot: I don't care, I'll separate me in the next game, I'll find a woman, you look for a man, and you can't get together again!

As soon as the words fell, Zhao Meiren's invitation to form a team was sent, Sun Hui happily agreed without thinking about it, and came up to take a look, well... All three IDs are familiar.

Yu Wenjuan's news came immediately: Why can't I pull him in? The system says he's teaming up.

Sun Hui stared at the ID of the departure driver, and replied hatefully: Get in the car! It's all sticky together, and it's a single fart!

Wei Kun rubbed his fingers, held his mouth and waited for the car to start: two pairs of two pairs, I am a dog. What's wrong with the people who eat melons, and the onlookers don't eat dog food. Is there any heavenly principle, is there any royal law?! Won't the conscience of these two couples of you hurt?!