"The cool breeze is exciting, the autumn moon is boundless, and my mood is like a year!" The Attack on King sprays hairspray and flies into the mirror.

"Although I'm not Yushu Linfeng, chic and dignified," he picked up his phone and snapped a selfie.

"But I have a big mind and strong arms and wrists!" The avatar is replaced, and Attack on the game is enrolled.

The game avatar has been changed. Brother Attack looked at his "beautiful photo" and whistled complacently. Although our audition is eliminated, the appearance is still there.

However, I thought I could enter the semi-finals, but I was forced to roll up in one game. Brother Attack was a little discouraged, so he didn't go to the ranking for the time being, and planned to warm up with a match first.

Complete the rewards and tasks of the day, and receive three invitations in your mailbox.

The first message "The great god takes me~", he looked at the other party's avatar, wow, a super invincible beauty with a perfect Internet celebrity melon seed face.

Refusal, proper rejection. The one with this kind of avatar is obviously a man, hmph, thought I was going to be fooled!

The second one is also a woman, there is no face on the avatar at all, only a "undulating" chest, and the message is even more exciting: ****, come together.

Wretched! It's also a man! And it's perverted, blackmail!

The third avatar is a cat.,Look at the personal information to know that it's a girl.,What she sent was not a friend invitation.,But an apprentice.。 The message is automatically assigned by the system: I have admired the name for a long time, can I worship you as a teacher?

This is probably just someone to do the mentoring task, for the sake of the woman, I agreed.

As a result, this player with the ID of "Good Wind Strength" has become a master-apprentice relationship with the king of attack.

That night, Brother Attack received an invitation from his apprentice and was ranked. He looked at the rank of his apprentice, Diamond. Fortunately, at least it won't be too pitiful.

The two ranked together, and Brother Attack found that this apprentice was operating very well. The two played three games in a row, and they actually cooperated better than their teammates in the city game. It's rare for a girl to have such an operation. Brother Attack instantly became a little interested in this real person, so he asked to add WeChat to each other.

The apprentice didn't give WeChat, but gave a QQ number.

Brother Attack plus QQ, went to her space for a walk, and only found a decent single photo. The girl in the photo is delicate and beautiful, although she is not an Internet celebrity face, but she is already above the horizontal line. The key operation is still very good, so Brother Attack thinks, well... He is still single, so he can consider developing other relationships~

The two lined up for several days, and the apprentice finally changed from a diamond to a star. But Xingyao is like a curse, since the first paragraph, this woman seems to have a crippled brain, first a vigorous chaotic rhythm, then crazy to grab wild monsters for no reason, and then either stand by and watch the shooter be caught, or send the first head in a team battle. The two of them lined up for four rounds in a row, and the speed of dropping was faster than the previous section, and they actually fell back to platinum in one night.

Brother Attack wanted to get angry, but thinking about the apprentice's face, he held back again, agreed to the invitation again, and continued to double row.

The two of them lined up until the middle of the night, and not only did the apprentice fall back into gold, but he himself was platinum.

If you don't fall in love with that face!!

Staying up until four o'clock in the morning, Brother Attack couldn't stand it and fell asleep. It's a pity that I didn't sleep well, and I was in the ranking in my dreams. I woke up at noon, secretly lined up with black circles under my eyes, and after winning a game easily, I actually started to lose the nightmare again!

The point is, there are obviously no apprentices in the pit this time?!

Could it really be that his level has degraded?!

Brother Attack looked at the previous battle records in disbelief, studied and pondered for an hour, and finally found that since last night, there is a number that has been matched with his opponent very frequently! And this person is a Mulan, MVP, and the output is not less than 30%!

Sheng Sheng is not a Qian? Who is this! I don't know!

Attack on the King has finally found the core of the problem, this guy is cheating! How can you match yourself with each other every time! How can you be an MVP in every game! Obviously, the other party played a trick, not his apprentice!

So the righteous teenager angrily found the official website of the pesticide and listed a series of evidence, saying that he wanted to report this guy! Let him be banned!

However, the official efficiency can be imagined, so in the next ranking, Brother Attack did not land once, and repeatedly met this Shengsheng Buxi.

【All】Attack on the King (Zhong Kui): Sheng Sheng is not Qian! You hang, I've exposed you! Wait to be banned!

[All] Sheng Sheng Buqian (Mulan): Skills are not as good as people, dying and struggling. Come here.

Brother Attack fell down in anger, and of course went up to him. However, not to mention this person's high skills, his tactics are also very insidious, and the attack brother was beaten all over the place, and finally confessed.

What's more, when Brother Attack starts walking around him, he doesn't kill anymore! If you dare to love this guy, if you don't beat anyone, you will beat him!

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

【All】Attack on the King (Zhong Kui): If you die, you have to die to understand, why do you keep chasing me!

The other party did not return for a long time. Brother Attack was just about to give up, when suddenly there was an echo.

[All] Sheng Sheng Buqian (Mulan): Because I want to rush to syrup~

【All】Attack on King (Zhong Kui): Are you playing with me?!

【All】Sheng Sheng Buqian (Mulan): Wool! The sins I have done, crying and shouting, will be paid back!

【All】Attack on King (Zhong Kui): 。。。。。。

[All] Sheng Sheng Buqian (Mulan): Master will help you quit the game, wash your neck, and wait obediently!

Teammates on both sides have laughed and peed.

[All] Fat Don't Go (Mengqi): Hahahaha! Pity Zhong Kui on the other side for a second.

[All] Grab me blue and send it (Angela): Hahahahaha

So, Brother Attack failed again and fell to silver.

This is so decisive that you're here to play with me! Brother Attack is trying to remember who he has offended recently?

I can't think of it!

Think of me as an excellent, motivated, self-reliant, and generous man, how can I offend people!

No way, call the official pesticide phone to complain! I hit more than a dozen in a row, and no one answered the meow!

Let's take a look at the plug-in complaints reported by yourself online! There's no response at all!

Alas, even if I'm in the wind, I can't stand the actors. Don't uninstall the game for a fool!

Brother Attack studied all night without sleep, and finally found that only a certain time period would match this pervert, so he made up his mind that in the future, he chose to watch the news broadcast.

The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband!

Doing so avoids metamorphosis. However, as soon as he won a game, his apprentice went online and sent invitations every day.

At the end of the two rounds of qualifying, the core cooling element that eliminated the perverted violence and caused the attack brother to still fall out of the section is his apprentice honey pit man!

The attack brother who finally landed in bronze is going crazy, a group of novices in the bronze bureau, can you not win in this situation?!

There's nothing greasy in this, Brother Attack himself doesn't believe it, so he went to QQ to question someone.

Attack on the King: Apprentice, you're here to play me too?

Good Wind Strength: How to Know?

Attack on the King: That's not the case when your diamond shines in the stars! Could it be that someone else played on behalf of him before?

Good wind with strength: Am I beautiful?

Attack on Kings: ???

Good Wind Strength: When you are outrageed by me, think of my face.

Attack on King: Understood. You're here to play me! You're a shemale!

Good wind with strength: Please take a serious, careful, affectionate, and attentive look at my ID.

Attack on King: Shut up, I've taken a screenshot, I'm going to report you! Wait to be banned!

Good wind with strength: Good wind with strength, send you to the sky. Bronze Jun, go all the way.

Attack on King: You idiot!

System: You are not a friend of the other party, please send a friend verification first.

Attack Brother explodes on the spot!

This group of actors! These grave eggs! I'm messing with someone! How can you bully people like that!

Woo woo woo ... I was a kid ... Even Kasan, they all came to bully me!

Heartbroken but powerless, Attack Shoe kicks the apprentice out of the division, blocks the game friend, and begins to row alone, intending to get rid of the bronze name.

As a result, I met Sheng Sheng Buqian again!

Kiss! Aren't you in the seven-eight p.m. period, dear?! Can you give some living roads?!

The king of the attack wanted to cry without tears, and sent a mood from the bottom of his heart: the end of the pesticide life, the sorrow of falling to bronze in a week, and the anger of being played, who can understand.

Within three seconds, someone commented at the bottom: Do you remember the substitute fight in our city game? Consider giving it a try.

The light bulb on Brother Attack's head lit up, and it was no one else who commented, it was Li Bai at that time, the boy with black frames.

On the other side, Wei Kun, who had just washed his feet, was applying lotion, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Sun Niu dung smiling brightly.

"How many millions of lottery did you win?"

Sun Hui completely canceled the trumpet of "Good Wind Relies on Strength", and sent the screenshot of the remaining evidence to Oral Jun Invitation.

Look, fight with me?! Lao Tzu deliberately came up to play you in a few days. An Internet celebrity face and a big-breasted girl in front of him are the foreshadowing, which is to escort the third trumpet! This stupid melon really hit the plan, uncle, I'm so smart!

Oral Jun! I'll help you get your revenge! Give you five minutes to praise me 360 degrees! I'm that good!

"I'm doing justice, what won the lottery, your thinking is not up to standard, you know how to make money, you can't sublimate it!"

Wei Kun snorted twice and received a text message from the black frame.

Black Frame: I have a friend who has been played badly and wants you to help with the last paragraph. Currently bronze, on the stars.

Bao Jun is satisfied: I can give it a try, but being played like this, it is better to change the number and start again.

Black frame: People fight for a breath, Buddha fights for a stick of incense. That's it.,Don't change it.,God, help him.,He's the captain of our team during the city game.,I don't know which god to offend.。。。

Wei Kun was stunned for a moment, didn't this product offend Mrs. Qin and Lord Jin! This trip to troubled waters... Well... Forget it.

The message of the black frame came right after: as long as it can be on the upper paragraph, money is not a problem. You're doubled. That's it, back to the first stage of Xingyao.

Sauce purple... Wei Kun thought about it and asked Sun Niudung.

"You're going to get revenge on the player who bullied the gold lord?"

"That has to drop. Wait, who's going to call her 'Gold Master'?! Call me Oral Jun! ”

Sun Niudung couldn't stop the brake when he opened the conversation, and the process was fully exposed like pouring beans, how he opened a trumpet to deceive him to apprentice, how to stage him in the rank, and how to let him die in bronze and couldn't come out.

Wei Kun is really full of emotion, this guy is insidious!

"He's looking for me to do business now, back to Xingyao. If you want to continue, I won't take it. ”

"Pick it up, why don't you pick it up!" Sun Hui stepped on Wei Kun's bed, and said with a wicked smile: "If you have money, you don't earn a bastard, you take it, and when it is done, I can consider playing him again!" ”

Wei Kun kicked the cow dung away, "Dare to step on my bed without washing your feet?" No fight for three days! Go to the house and uncover the tiles! ”

Since Sun Niudung didn't make trouble, Wei Kun took over the job and won three games in a row. In the fourth game, the opposite side was matched with an opponent who was very familiar with the operation, and the ID was called Sheng Sheng Buqian.

Wei Kun observed him carefully for five minutes and couldn't help but ask.

【All】Attack on the King (Hou Yi): Qin II?

Qin Wangsheng was stunned, he no longer pretended to be a novice, but often broke out a little during the critical period of the team. If it weren't for Liu Huanhuan and Zhao Tongqian's impression of Qin II's rookie operation being too solidified, they would definitely be able to see the huge contrast between their operations before and after.

【All】Sheng Sheng Buqian (Mulan): Bao Jun is satisfied?

【All】Attack on the King (Hou Yi): I seem to understand something...

[All] Sheng Sheng Buqian (Mulan): I see. To what level?

【All】Attack on the King (Hou Yi): Starlight.

[All] Sheng Sheng Buqian (Mulan): Okay, I'll come back when you hand it over.

The teammates on both sides watched the conversation between the two and had already made up countless strange episodes in their brains.

【All】I Am True Love (Athena): Will Kaihei be a match? I just drank this bowl of pesticides, I don't understand it?

[All] open a trumpet leisure (Huang Zhong): Even two people are not allowed to release water to each other! Cheer me up, boys!

Bao Jun is satisfied: You all misunderstood...

[All] Sheng Sheng Buqian: Normal line, each with his own ability, you won't be able to touch me in the next game.

Wei Kun is eager to try, and the duel is interesting. However, without waiting for his Hou Yi to finish the last days, he actually voted! Fall! Finish!

Open a trumpet casual (Huang Zhong): Blind! I was cut into a dog by Magnolia! Hurry up and surrender, her daughter-in-law is a mole!

Wei Kun not only lost, but was also reported by his teammates, and he was so angry: Huang Zhong! You've got a kind! If I didn't do business, I would definitely kill you! The consequences are serious, just like the number I use now!

In the next game, I didn't meet Qin II again.

Speaking of being angry for Zhao Tongqian, Qin Wangsheng also mentioned it to Yu Jianguo after the game.

Yu Jianguo heard that Qin Wangsheng was going to "do something" and expressed his willingness to help in friendship.

"Isn't it enough that he couldn't find the north last time?" Yu Jianguo turned on his mobile phone and put it out, picking oranges and eating them, "You are insidious, don't give people a way to live." ”

Qin Wangsheng hadn't spoken yet, Yu Wenjuan, who was passing by, had sharp eyes, saw the name of the person first, and quickly interrupted: "What do you care about Brother Qin, he always has a point!" ”

Yu Jianguo stared at Yu Wenjuan with beads, does this little girl know that the traitor Qin is angry for his girlfriend?

Yu Wenjuan was full of pride, and she was encouraged to the hands-free mobile phone, "Brother Qin, you let it go, if you need manpower, I will be the first to go to Yu Wenjuan'er!" ”

Yu Jianguo couldn't listen to it, so he stretched out his toes and pressed the call.

"Awesome, Juan'er," Yu Jianguo gently kicked his sister-in-law, "Which rascal did you learn from, and you were the first to go?!" Oh my God! ”

Yu Wenjuan'er snorted coldly, straightened her chest, and went to the kitchen to peel durian to make pudding with satisfaction.

So, why was Qin Wangsheng able to match opposite Attack Brother every time?

Qin Wangsheng's own standard program ape made up a small program by himself to bind the account to the other party to ensure that as long as the two sides are online, they can be 100% matched into opponents. And no matter what Brother Attack thinks, Sheng Sheng Buqian's account is only one rank higher than him.

On the opening day, Wang Meng happened to be at Qin's house, and when Qin went to give a lecture to the eldest lady in the middle of the game, Wang Meng took over and played the attack brother with "urgent syrup".

Poor Attack Brother was abused by several people at the same time, and he was miserable. Fortunately, the lady turned the tide and finally re-ascended to the throne of the stars.

After a long time, Qin and Sun, who had threatened to play him again, invariably gave up their second revenge, and after several weeks, they finally regained their self-confidence.

?——Although I am not a jade ~ tree in the wind ~ sprinkled with dignity, I have a broad mind。。。。。。

——————I'm a dividing line like "let's play pitching——————

Rewind the clock to the day the game ended. As soon as the knockout round ended, Yu Jianguo escorted Wei Kun back. Zhao Tongqian and Liu Huanhuan went to the mall together, and Wang Meng had to go to the game city with Qin Wangsheng to shoot basketball.

"I heard that your daughter-in-law was bullied?" Wang Meng exchanged the game currency and opened a single machine by himself, not sharing it with Qin Wangsheng.

"I met in the first game." Qin Wangsheng also disliked Wang Meng's inaccurate vote, and was happy to play by himself.

"That's revenge." Wang Meng had long forgotten the situation of the first game, but remembered that they went to the end, and the other party couldn't find the north, so he no longer cared, threw the game currency, slapped the button, and waited for the basketball to roll down.

"It's just a coincidence," Qin Wangsheng put in the game coins one by one, "The things that should be done still have to be done." ”

Wang Meng, who was already immersed in the game, didn't hear Qin Wangsheng's muttering at all, he was so excited that he picked up the ball and threw it, and several of them were smashed vigorously and fell into Qin Wangsheng's basket next door.

Qin Wangsheng silently summarized the rules of Wang Meng's pitching, and waited for Wang Ermengzi's ball to enter his basket, and then threw the ball out of his hand, and said secretly: Didn't you say that you often pitch with his goddess? Why is it still such a stinky level!