While imagining Ronaldo's embarrassment after his bald head, Vardy rubbed it very happily, not caring at all about how Ronaldo felt when he was caught in his armpit!

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It's not that Vardy clamps so tightly, in fact, Ronaldo wants to ask Vardy: Do you know that you have a fox smell?

After rubbing it cool, Vardy let go of Ronaldo, who gasped like a dog and felt extremely embarrassed.

Jamie Vardy's eyes stayed on Cristiano Ronaldo's head, and he wanted to see if his rubbing had any effect.

In fact, he really thinks too much, without decades of hard work, how could Ronaldo be rubbed bald by himself?

Besides, for Ronaldo, who cares more about image than life, even if he is bald, a hair transplant like Rooney is not a good idea......

At the end of the first half, Jamie Vardy slipped into the tunnel and quickly slipped into the bathroom after returning to the dressing room, not wanting to be blocked by a few of his team-mates who had come to his senses, such a violent beating was inevitable.

Rooney and Ronaldo angrily looked for Vardy to take revenge, but they never imagined that Vardy had actually hidden in the toilet.

Admittedly, the toilet doesn't smell good, but it's better to be safe.

At the beginning of the second half, Vardy came out again! Smile and wave at them!

Hey, I'm here!

It is conceivable that in the face of Vardy's teasing, the sadness in the hearts of Rooney and Ronaldo has turned into a river at this time!

After the start of the fight, all personal grudges have to be put aside, this is a green field, not a boxing ring.

However, at this time, the home team Birmingham City finally became honest, perhaps because they recognized the situation, even if Manchester United was not at the peak, but it was not something they could handle casually, and the three goals in the first half were not a good illustration of the problem!

It's right to be confident, but it's not good to be conceited.

Now that their opponents have surrendered, United have also slowed down the tempo to minimise attrition.

Now, for Manchester United, a hearty big win is actually less tangible than a small win with minimal attrition.

I thought that this game would end like this, but what I didn't expect was that at the last moment of the game, Vardy kicked a very random burst from 40 yards away, and actually caught the opponent off guard, and then the next city!

Even Vardy didn't expect that he would be able to score with such a rash kick, and looking at the desperate expression of the opposition goalkeeper, Vardy was a little unbearable.

Dear, trust me!

I really didn't mean to!

But just when his sympathy was overflowing, his teammates behind him hula hulauded and rushed up, and Rooney, who took the lead, pushed Vardy in surprise to his head, and then pounced on the top with a sumo wrestling move, almost not spitting Vardy out.

The rest of the teammates did not let go of this good opportunity, complaining and revenge, and those who had no grudges and no grievances regarded it as playing a game, and they played Arhat again.

This time, no one was using Vardy as a meat cushion, and it felt like every organ in his body had been displaced, completely confused!

What made Vardy even more desperate was that Ronaldo, the bastard, did not pounce on the arhats, but squatted on top of his head and began to rub his hair with a wicked smile......

What a retribution!

At this moment, Vardy really wanted to cry without tears!

When someone else scores, Vardy steals the spotlight;

Now that Vardy has scored, everyone else has come to steal the show!

By the time the crowd dispersed, Vardy was no longer much different from the corpse, lying on the ground looking up at the starry sky, flowing to his heart.

Well, it was a successful game, the team won, they scored goals, they had assists, and they did the job of stealing the show.

As for being robbed of the spotlight by everyone in the end, Vardy also said that he was very helpless!

However, after this game, Vardy's "scene-stealing striker" and "celebration striker" are completely solidified, and no one is more suitable for these two titles than him.

In the whole game, Manchester United scored four goals, and Vardy appeared in the picture after the goal four times, and he was more swaggering and joyful than the scorer!

This fits well with a funny self-image!

If he had been honest, that man wouldn't have been Vardy!

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After this round of matches, the Premier League is officially halfway through.

In 19 rounds of league games, Manchester United has achieved 13 wins, 3 draws and 3 losses, and ranks second in the Premier League standings with 42 points.

Although this result is much worse than Chelsea's 50-point record, United have made considerable progress compared to last season.

You know, at the same time last season, Manchester United was more than that's behind Everton.

For Manchester United fans, while it may be a bit of a distraction for Chelsea right now, they have seen hope of a team rising back to the top.

Cristiano Ronaldo is 20 years old, Wayne Rooney is 19 years old, Jamie Vardy is 18 years old, these three superstars have become the pillars of Manchester United, so who else will be Manchester United's opponents when the three mature in the next few years?

In the just-concluded World Footballer of the Year selection, Vardy has improved by one place compared to the seventh place in the European Ballon d'Or.

World Footballer of the Year pays more attention to fame, so obviously, Vardy has to have some advantage, after all, his reputation for being funny has already spread all over the world of football, even if the pseudo-fans have not watched him play, but they also know that the Premier League is a green teaser.

With this wave, the English media began to make a big splash again, this time focusing on Manchester United's progress.

There are several major changes to Manchester United's squad compared to last season.

First of all, Keane barely played due to injury and then peacefully terminated his contract with the team, and United lost the true heart of their midfield.

Neither Fletcher nor Alan Smith can completely replace Keane's role, so it can be understood that Manchester United's strength should be seriously declining.

In terms of recruitment, the arrival of goalkeeper Van der Sar has reassured the Manchester United backline a lot, compared with the previous unreliable goalkeepers, Van der Sar is still very good.

But Van der Sar as a goalkeeper may not be able to play a decisive role.

So why did Manchester United's results improve when the team's strength should have declined?

The answer lies in Vardy's return!

Returning from Everton with the Premier League Silver Boot, Vardy quickly established himself at Manchester United and went from strength to strength, topping the top scorer with 16 Premier League goals, ahead of Arsenal leader Thierry Henry and less than Cesc Fabregas in assists.

Without Jamie Vardy's goals and assists, it would have been difficult for Manchester United to keep up with Chelsea and even the top four in the Premier League.

It might not be too surprising if such a performance belonged to Ruud van Nistelrooy, but Jamie Vardy is only an 18-year-old and this is only the second season of his career.

So who can estimate how high he can achieve in the future?

Even if Xiao Luo is now in full swing at the age of 18, he is far from catching up with Vardy!

Under the strong praise of the English media, Vardy has become a superstar, the successor of the football king, and Ronaldo is a level of figure.

Although sane fans may not believe it, it's good to see the excitement like this, and you won't die if you brag anyway!

Vardy doesn't know what to say, although he knows the nature of the media, you can praise you when you perform well, and you can hack you when you don't, but stars also need media exposure, everyone is actually interdependent.

And the media touted him secretly, although he knew that he would definitely become a superstar with the help of the teasing system, but now that he is being said, it is still very feeling!

He wondered, how did the media know that they were going to be a superstar?

But in any case, these public opinions did not affect him, and his daily life was actually relatively monotonous.

On days when there are no games, training during the day, training after training, and if no one is going to get high after the training, Vardy sneaks home and becomes an otaku.

World of Warcraft doesn't dare to play, as long as it appears in a neutral area, this cargo will immediately be turned by the people who appear in Wuyang and Wuyang, and it is always stolen and stripped of equipment, and there is no head-scratching!

Now Vardy has found a better way to pass the time, and that is to read web novels.

Climb over the wall to start Chinese network, find online novels to read, although he has read many novels from ancient times in his previous life, but due to historical limitations, there must be many good novels drowned in the long river of history without coming out, and he is aiming at this kind of novel.

But looking at it, Vardy felt a little disturbed, no way, at that time, the online novel was not yet systematic, although there were divine books, but most of them read for a long time without knowing what to do, and their heads were dizzy.

It's better to write it yourself!

A lightning bolt struck, and Vardy was instantly stunned!

Yes, I could have written my own novel, just a story about a time trip and rebirth of Vardy, and I had a name in mind - "I Am Vardy".

tells the story of a Chinese teenager who was reborn as an inspirational emperor of the Premier League, and led the system to kill the Quartet and dominate the football world.

15 European Ballon d'Or, 15 World Footballer of the Year, eight Premier League titles, five La Liga titles, two Serie A titles, all the European Championship World Cup!

Pele and Maradona both put me on the sidelines.

Aliens have to be honest in front of themselves!

Xiao Luo, who is in the middle of the day, has to go to the pole and hug his thigh, otherwise he will not have the championship!

Beautiful celebrities all over the world are crying and shouting to roll the sheets with themselves and give birth to monkeys for themselves......

Come to think of it, Vardy's saliva is pouring out!

Nima, I'm not there yet!

Just thinking about it makes your blood boil!

I've decided, and I'm going to aim for this!

I don't write novels, I use reality to achieve them!

Well, even if the first few can't be realized, the last one must be implemented......

Step up your game!

Struggle!

Fight for the birth of monkeys!