Chapter 258: Touching the Head and Killing
The United fans in the stands cheered at Paul Scholes' goal and their eyes were limited to see Vardy push Scholes down, but they didn't think much of it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
But the fans in front of the TV were not like that, and the broadcast camera fully captured the picture, Vardy's crazy excitement, and Scholes's bewilderment after being pushed down, all of which were fully reflected.
Everyone, after a moment's pause, the fans were very happy because they saw the familiar Vardy again.
"This teasing is starting to steal the spotlight again, Nima is not his goal, he is more excited than Scholes, and there is no one who steals the spotlight to this extent!"
"Maybe Vardy's thinking is not simple, he is happy for Paul Scholes to score, maybe the two of them really have some unspeakable secrets!"
"Don't make a fuss, now that Vardy and Ronaldo are a couple, Scholes shouldn't follow suit, okay!"
"Anyway, I don't think the celebratory striker title should be a problem on Vardy's head, right?"
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Although the Manchester United players on the field were surprised, they still continued to celebrate the goal excitedly, since Scholes had fallen to the ground, it could not be wasted, so everyone pressed up and played Arhat.
By the time the crowd dispersed, Scholes was already like someone who had been drained of blood by a vampire, and he was almost out of breath.
It's pitiful, it's miserable!
Speaking of which, Scholes, as the most low-key midfield maestro, is always there when the team needs him the most, maybe many times you don't feel his importance, but when you lose him, you know what you have lost.
The professionalism of this product is definitely a model for all professional players, there is no off-field lace news, and the Manchester United team that is so low-key that the world pays attention to it is as if there is no such star, and the only thing that makes people laugh is that he always carries a bag of marijuana home like a migrant worker after training......
Come to think of it, this thing doesn't even have an agent, how low-key do you say he has to be.
In fact, Vardy is reluctant to play tricks on Scholes, and even, since Vardy joined Manchester United, neither of them has said more than ten sentences, Scholes is like a devout puritan without any entertainment life.
But who made Scholes score now, then I can only say sorry to you!
Looking at the resentful look in the ginger head as he got up, Vardy slipped away silently!
You didn't see who knocked you down!
You didn't see it!
You didn't see it!
......
Vardy chanted a spell in his mind, and if he could hypnotize Scholes in this way, he wouldn't mind letting him lose his memory.
Successful in stealing the spotlight, let's move on!
After the game restarted, Birmingham was unwilling to lose, increased their attacking investment, and fought with Manchester United in the midfield, which was extremely brave.
However, this does not mean that they can really compete with Manchester United without falling behind, and Birmingham's attack was soon suppressed by Manchester United.
In the 28th minute of the first half, Vardy made a one-two with Ryan Giggs on the left wing, and then suddenly crossed from a 45-degree angle, although the footwork was not as sharp as the master of the cross, but Rooney, who ran out of position, still headed the ball into the goal.
Just over halfway through the first half, Manchester United already has a two-goal lead, so don't be too easy in a game like this!
Wayne Rooney celebrated like crazy after his goal, wanting to run under the stands where the United fans were and interact with the expeditionary force.
But before he could rush to the stands, he was stopped by Vardy, who had stabbed in the diagonal stab!
Vardy was not polite to him, and in Rooney's surprised eyes, he pushed him to the head, because Rooney was so strong that he rolled on the ground before stopping.
This time it's Rooney's turn to experience Scholes's bewilderment just now!
However, Vardy could not apologize at all, waving excitedly at the other players and beckoning everyone to come and celebrate as if he were the one who scored the goal.
couldn't help but say, he pounced directly, and pressed Rooney, who was about to get up, down again, and the teammates who rushed over one after another pounced one after another, and the stacked Arhats appeared again.
Rooney was at the bottom, feeling like he was going to be driven into the ground by a pile driver, and at that moment, he really began to doubt life!
I scored a goal, why should I be punished like this?
However, at this time, Vardy, who was on the penultimate floor, was also uncomfortable, although there was Rooney under him, but the gravity above was too great, and he was almost out of breath.
He regretted it a little, although he beckoned to the players to come over to celebrate, but he pounced on Mao first and waited for the end.
However, Rooney is not as talkative as Scholes, getting up and smiling at Vardy, followed by an uppercut, which is what boxer Rooney does best.
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Well, the show-stealing mission is over, can't go too far, and he doesn't think Manchester United can score a few more goals, Birmingham see that there is no hope of victory, and they will definitely not attack again, otherwise what awaits them is a slaughter.
But Vardy seriously underestimated Birmingham's fortitude, and what he didn't expect was that Birmingham, who was two goals behind, resolutely chose to continue to attack under the inspiration of the home fans, and had to fight to the death with Manchester United!
Well, even in the most competitive Premier League, the Premier League where the fish belly wins the giants is not an unpopular Premier League, and not every fish belly can be turned over.
Birmingham is the proof of that!
Vardy felt that this group of heroes was worthy of admiration, but not worth emulating!
Because in the following time, Birmingham was completely spent by Manchester United.
Towards the end of the first half, after Wang Laoji passed two defenders in a row on the left side of the counterattack, he sent a nanny ball to the middle, and Ronaldo rushed to the right side until the front point to shoot successfully, 3:0.
Vardy was truly speechless, obviously there was no hope of winning, why couldn't he defend honestly?
It's not that he doesn't want the team to score, the main thing is that he still wants to steal the show, but he is a little too far away from Ronaldo now, and when he runs over, the daylily is cold.
But for the sake of his celebratory title as a striker, even if it was far away, Vardy had to run over with a smile, even if he was in tears.
Ronaldo did not have such a domineering nail step at this time, symbolically waved a few punches to vent, and then thanked Giggs for the assist, and finally high-fived a few teammates to celebrate, even if the celebration ended, after all, this kind of icing on the cake goal is far less exciting than the equalizer or even the killer goal.
But just as everyone was slowly walking back, they found that Vardy rushed over in a hurry.
What are you doing?
Cristiano Ronaldo remembered the picture of Scholes and Rooney being pushed down just now, and then thought about the tragic situation of the two when they stacked Arhats later, and instantly shuddered, and a bad premonition came to his heart.
Jamie Vardy teased him to have a convulsion today, as if he couldn't get along with the man who scored the goal.
Cristiano Ronaldo felt that he should have slipped away, otherwise he would not have avoided the result of being pushed down by Vardy.
But before he could get the consciousness in his head to his feet, Vardy had already rushed in front of him, leaving him stunned.
At that moment, Ronaldo had even closed his eyes, waiting for himself to be pushed down, and he was already prepared for protection, at least it wouldn't hurt so much.
But just when everyone's eyes widened in surprise, Vardy had stopped in front of Ronaldo, and surprisingly, Vardy did not stretch out his evil hand at all.
In fact, it is not right, Vardy did not reach out, but did not reach out to push Ronaldo, but put his hand on Ronaldo's head.
It's a confusing move, what is Vardy trying to do?
Empowerment Dafa?
As the saying goes, a man's head and a woman's waist cannot be easily touched, even if the West does not pay attention to this, but at least it is not a particularly polite behavior.
But Vardy had no scruples, and his wicked smile spoke for itself.
Ronaldo closed his eyes and didn't feel like he was being pushed down, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a large hand from Vardy.
In front of everyone's eyes, Vardy put his hand on Ronaldo's head, rubbed it vigorously, and even stopped Ronaldo's shoulder with his other hand for convenience, sandwiching him under his armpit, making it more convenient for him to do it.
Ronaldo was stunned, a little confused about what Vardy meant!
I'm done celebrating the goals here, do you need to be proud to come over and celebrate?
Well, let's just take it as if Vardy is making another joke, just bear with it and it's over!
But what Ronaldo didn't expect was that Vardy seemed to be addicted to touching his head, and he didn't let go when he touched it, and he was about to rub his hair off.
Everyone watched this scene and felt that their hearts were full of questions, is it so comfortable to touch Ronaldo's hair, why is Vardy so tired of it, and has a particularly comfortable expression on his face?
Oh, I feel like I'm touching it!
Such thoughts could not help but arise in everyone's minds.
But in fact, Vardy is not because Ronaldo's hair is comfortable to rub!
Comfortable fart!
It's all special hairspray!
Vardy was mainly trying to steal the show, and he imitated the legendary young man Buffon's "touch the head".
God Buffon especially likes to touch the head of the super striker, the legendary player who has been touched by him, the goal rate immediately plummeted, and when facing Buffon, he couldn't even figure out where the goal was!
His head-touching is one of the top 10 unsolved mysteries in world football.
It's like a curse, good, let me touch it!
However, Vardy's touching Ronaldo's hair was not meant to be a curse.
Ronaldo is so handsome, with him, it's a bit like Wu Dalang and Wu Song appearing in the same frame, which makes him very unhappy!
Therefore, while touching Ronaldo's hair, Vardy silently muttered in his heart: become Rooney, become Rooney, become Rooney......
What does Rooney look like?
No hair on the head!
That's right, Vardy just wanted to wipe Ronaldo's hair out in this way.......
Think about what a hairless Cristiano Ronaldo would look like?
That was perfect!