Jamie Vardy felt a bit drifting after winning the World Footballer of the Year title.

I'm the World Footballer!

If you don't do this, is it a loss of your own reputation for being funny?

It is customary for players to bring trophies to the pitch in their first home match after receiving a major award, and to receive congratulations and cheers from the fans.

But the problem is that Manchester United are playing away from home.

Why don't you take the trophy to Villa Park and show it to the Aston Villa fans?

Although I may not know how I died, I guess I died quite miserably!

Forget it, teasing is not the same as death, let's be honest!

But what if you feel like you can't vent all your energy?

I'm sorry for you, but please don't resist and let me vent to my heart's content, okay?

Don't worry, I'll give you money when you put on your pants!

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Villa Park, in the 19th round of the English Premier League, Manchester United challenged Aston Villa away.

At the beginning of the game, Villa, who was playing at home, was like a chicken, screaming and rushing towards Manchester United's position.

Manchester United lost to West Ham United in the last game, Villa's strength is not necessarily worse than the Hammers, the Hammers can beat Manchester United, why can't Villa?

Perhaps with such a naïve idea, the Villa boss plans to give Manchester United a dismount first, even if he doesn't score, let Manchester United see whose territory it is!

Yo he! It's quite energetic!

Vardy saw that his opponent was so ignorant, and he was immediately interested!

In front of me, the world of footballers, you still dare to resist?

If I don't score a goal against you, you won't know I'm World Footballer of the Year!

The louder you scream, the happier I am!

Vardy unleashed all his desires and the universe exploded, and the whole stadium was eclipsed.

Manchester United without Vardy are a first-class team, and Manchester United with Vardy is a super team, and this is the difference between this game and the last game.

Vardy is like a bull in love, completely sprinting and running at the expense of physical strength, rushing Villa's midfield to pieces, and without much preparation, Villa panicked all of a sudden!

It turns out that not everyone has the two blows of a matador, and when encountering a bull with red eyes, the first reaction is usually to run with the balls between them.

Villa's players are in a similar situation right now, with Vardy everywhere he goes, like chickens and dogs jumping into the village.

Of course, Vardy generally does not cruelly pursue the three-light-policy, and if you take the initiative to surrender the gun, I will not kill you!

Soon, under Vardy's unreasonable and savage collision, Villa's midfield defense was exposed in its original form, and it was gradually suppressed by Manchester United, and slowly, Manchester United began to create killing opportunities again and again.

In the 13th minute of the first half, Vardy used the collision to scare the opponent into taking the initiative to break the ball, and then dribbled directly to Villa's penalty area, without even any passing action, as long as he found an opening, Vardy could ensure that he could get rid of the opponent's defenders with speed alone.

Finally, after dribbling all the way to the edge of the penalty area, Vardy concentrated all his strength on his right foot and smashed it with a heavy volley.

Break it for me!

This kick out, Vardy is really cool!

I had no place to vent all the energy I had before, and I felt that my kidneys were about to be suffocated.

This time the outlet was finally found, and the ferocious flood gushed away, and the ball seemed to erupt at the speed of light, and even after the trajectory there was a brief vacuum.

Explain it in terms of classical mechanics...... Well, probably can't explain it......

The ball reached the goal in the blink of an eye, and the Villa goalkeeper had just foreseen that Vardy would choose to shoot with a blast, but in the face of this burst, the Villa goalkeeper felt a deep sense of powerlessness in his heart.

Where's the ball? It's so fast, I can't even see it clearly!

Just when the Villa goalkeeper deeply doubted whether he was suitable to be a goalkeeper, the exclamations of the fans resounded on the pitch again!

With a scream of horror in it, Vardy's shot seemed to drain everyone's strength and courage, and it was an absolutely devastating blow to the goal.

But at this moment, a loud bang came from the air, and the buzzing sound that followed seemed to be able to cause tinnitus in people.

Boom!

Buzz - Buzz - Buzz

Puff———— ————

The moment the ball hit the crossbar, it was like a sledgehammer hitting everyone's chest, and the feeling of stagnation even made it impossible to breathe.

The ball bounced back into the field, and the players on both sides woke up like a dream, trying to fight for the second spot.

But why is the trajectory of this ball so weird?

Actually going around in a way that words can't describe?

You're floating like Vardy?

When the ball hits the ground, everyone can see it clearly!

I really don't blame the ball, because the ball was humiliated by Vardy and committed suicide!

Looking at the cracked skin and the inner tank collapsed, and the ball that fell to the ground in an extremely tragic state, okay, let's call it the ball, everyone looked at each other and had relatives.

What hatred and what grudge?

How hard does it take to kick the ball out?

Normally, the staff must check the game ball before the game, and the quality of the game ball is absolutely acceptable.

But Vardy kicked it like this, the post was almost not translated, the ball exploded directly, and you have rocket thrusters on your feet?

People Popeye eat spinach biceps muscles swelled like breast augmentation surgery, what are you eating, why are your legs so strong?

Several Villa defenders quietly wiped their sweat while rejoicing in their hearts, fortunately they didn't recklessly block Vardy's shot just now.

The referee walked over in disbelief and crouched on the ground to observe the ball for a minute, as if in silence for the heroic feat of the ball killing himself to save his name.

The fans in front of the TV are going crazy, this scene is too exciting.

"Vardy is almost catching up with the self-propelled artillery, if this cannon hits anyone, you can report it directly to God!"

"Who dares to come and block Vardy's shot in the future, you have to think about which of your teammates will be soaked in your girlfriend after you die!"

"It was a double goal, a lesson for the post and a ball for the ball, and the two major obstacles that prevented Vardy from scoring were all taken down! The referee should be careful, you're still alive and kicking right now! ”

"Don't worry about Vardy's fall, look at Vardy's energy, there is no place to vent, and he is about to become a monster!"

......

The game finally restarted after the fourth official changed the football with a "hell" expression.

At this time, the after-effects of Jamie Vardy's shot began to creep in the minds of the Villa players.

Vardy, who is as fierce as a monster, are they still going to try to provoke it?

The ball is unbearable and humiliating, and they can sacrifice their lives for righteousness, but they can't.

To be alive, even if it is to live like a dog, who wants to die!

As a result, "Vera" became "wilted", and they really couldn't stand up.

But the question is, Vardy still has the energy and nowhere to do?

I'm sorry then, but I'm not holding it anyway!

So next, Vardy directly turned into a turret, and the cannonballs bombarded out like money!

The Villa players don't dare to block it at all, even if they die as martyrs and give out all kinds of subsidies, they can't do this job!

In the 22nd minute, Vardy's burst shot from the edge of the penalty area grazed the post and flew out of the bottom line;

The Villa goalkeeper stood in front of the door with a sad face, feeling like a condemned prisoner on the execution ground, waiting for Jamie Vardy, the executioner, to shoot him out at any moment.

Looking at several Villa defenders with infinite resentment, the goalkeeper's meaning is very clear, can you defend a little, even if you are pretending!

But the defenders shook their heads resolutely, although they didn't speak, but the meaning was also obvious - don't worry, we'll take care of your wife......

Well, his wife is so beautiful, I'm drooling just thinking about it......

In the 24th minute, it was Vardy again, the same posture and the same angle, but this time the unlucky guy appeared, a Villa defender didn't dodge, and hit him directly on the leg socket behind the knee!

Ambulance sirens sounded at Villa Park Stadium, and it felt like a human tragedy had begun!

Looking at the Villa defender lying on the ground pretending to be dead, Vardy felt that this thing should really be celebrated.

His foot is definitely more than Liverpool defender Reese, fortunately this is smashed behind the knee that can bend, if it is directly hit by the bone, it is estimated that this thing will not escape the end of the fracture, even if it is not crushing, it must be a "click".

The injured Villa defender was stretched on a stretcher, and all the Villa players looked at Vardy with fear.

Where is this teasing!

It's clearly the Great Demon King, huh?

There are many players in the Premier League who play very dirty football, often foul people with small actions in places where the referee can't see, and even deliberately foul the opponent to injure him, and then pretend to be innocent to win sympathy.

As long as you pay attention to the defensive point of such a player, it is really not a big problem, and if he commits a serious foul, he will be condemned by public opinion.

But Vardy is different, this thing is not called a foul at all, it is simply a blatant slap in the face!

People are shooting, you can't find fault, you're afraid of injury, then don't defend!

This is simply an unsolvable proposition.

The Villa manager is about to cry, you can do it, if you continue to bombard like this, I won't have enough three substitutions.

Finally, Jamie Vardy was about to end the first half when he blasted Villa's goal wide with a powerful blast to give United the lead.

Although they conceded the goal, Villazhong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Now that you've scored goals and vented, can you go down and rest?

We provide a free bus to take you home, with air conditioning, coffee, red wine, and beautiful women on board, as long as you don't continue to kill you, everything is negotiable!

Come on, Cuihua, get in the car!

But is Vardy so easily corroded by sugar-coated shells?

A beautiful woman wants to buy me?

At least two, right?

Therefore, Vardy felt that Villa was very insincere, and he should continue to fight until the other party couldn't even say anything. [.]