December 18th is a great and memorable day for world football, from this day, the great comic Vardy officially ascended to the altar and became the real ruler of world football, and world football has since opened a new era of passion and happiness. ———— excerpt from "Vardy Funny Autobiographical Chronicles"

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Of course, the book was written in Vardy's 118-year-old autobiography, which actually had a very low circulation, so low that no one wanted to give it away for nothing, and it is said that Bai Yun and Hei Tu wiped their butts when they went to the toilet and used up "Confinement", and then used this autobiography.

So this view is not accepted by the mainstream public, and people don't even know that there is such a statement.

The more popular narrative in public opinion is that this day is a dark day for world football, and for a tease to win the honor of World Footballer of the Year, it will have a devastating impact on world football.

Perhaps from tomorrow onwards, the games that fans will see on the pitch will no longer be dominated by all-round confrontations, but 90 minutes of absurd and comical clips, and football will be turned into a sitcom on the pitch.

For the players, how to maximize their own interests?

Look at Vardy, he got the World Footballer by teasing, they can also tease, can they also win the World Footballer?

Compared to scoring goals, it feels easier to tease.

So more often, fans may see such pictures-

You can score goals with a single dribble, but the offensive players begin to think about life in a concave shape;

Obviously, he could push the goal directly, but he aimed at the goalpost and slammed it up;

When celebrating a goal, you can obviously roar passionately, but you prefer to dance like a clown;

Obviously, the mascot didn't recruit you and didn't provoke you, but you had to go over and kick the mascot every game, so that the mascots of each club were in danger and didn't dare to show their faces......

Well, it's scary to think about.

However, what made the fans feel even more happy and incredible was the following media interview with the judges.

"That's right, I chose Vardy, but I don't think he really deserves to be the World Footballer, but I think he is very hard, so I voted to comfort him, but I didn't expect him to really win the championship!" - Coach of a national team

"I thought, everybody has to choose Cannavaro anyway, even if I choose Vardy, it doesn't matter, but I didn't expect that there are a lot of people who think the same way as me!" Captain of a national team

It turns out that the teasing is really popular!

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After winning the supreme honorary title of World Footballer, Vardy can be regarded as truly standing at the top of world football, and his competitive value and commercial value soared again under the already high situation, and he became the darling of advertisers.

Raiola was about to go crazy with joy, and almost all the big companies around the world came to him in the hope that Vardy would become the face of their brand, and even almost took out a blank check and filled in the numbers on it.

If Vardy accepts every endorsement, it is estimated that he will not have to do anything every day, just shoot commercials.

However, Raiola is not an idiot, so he naturally knows that he can't accept any endorsement, but he just selected the endorsement that suits Vardy's image to negotiate.

And there is another task in the near future, which is to help Vardy negotiate a new contract with Manchester United.

With Jamie Vardy's current status, a £6-plus weekly salary is no longer enough to match Vardy's contract, so a contract extension is imperative, and even Manchester United are well aware of this, and they look more motivated than Raiola.

No way, Vardy has already become a superstar coveted by giants all over the world, and the heavyweight is not inferior to Zidane at his peak, everyone knows that having Vardy is equivalent to having a steady stream of goals.

Don't think that everyone is picking and searching like Manchester United, if other giants promise Vardy a sky-high annual salary, can Vardy not be moved?

Although at present, Vardy's salary from Manchester United alone is less than a fraction of his own endorsement income, but it is important to know that the salary of football mobilization is equivalent to his status in world football.

Even if you don't care about this little money, for the sake of fame, this money is resolutely to be earned.

Fortunately, Vardy didn't need to be involved in these things, and his biggest headache was that he was bargaining with people, and like the aunt who bought vegetables in the market, fighting for a dime and a dime, it was a waste of life.

After returning to Manchester, when he went to training the next day, Vardy brought the World Footballer of the Year trophy to the club, firstly, it had been discussed with the club, and the trophy would be displayed in the club's honour exhibition room for fans to see, and secondly, he also wanted to show off to his close friends.

Wealth does not return to the hometown, just like a brocade night walk!

Although the relationship with good friends is good enough to wear a pair of pants, in terms of competition, everyone has to move forward.

I'll get the World Footballer first!

Cristiano Ronaldo, Rooney, do you envy it?

Of course, if it was Ronaldo in his previous life, he would definitely be dismissive of Vardy.

Vardy took out a trophy to show off, Ronaldo smiled and pulled out four from behind!

Who are the more than that?

It's like fighting the landlord, Vardy, the sassy landlord, has a two, you can't afford it, right?

Ronaldo on the opposite side smiled contemptuously and threw out a bomb directly......

It's just that the current Ronaldo is still that slightly young boy, and he is still far from the domineering president!

Oh, by the way, and Rooney, this thing can only cry and say "I can't afford it"!

"Are you sure this trophy is made of pure gold? How do I look like plastic? ”

On the training ground, Rooney snatched the trophy in Vardy's hand and gnawed directly on it.

Vardy's heart jumped abruptly, is this going to eat the trophy directly?

Before Vardy could make a move, Ronaldo next to him had already snatched the trophy and looked at Rooney with disdain.

"What age is it, and you still use this way to distinguish the real from the fake, can you use some modern methods?"

After speaking, Ronaldo said with a confident expression: "I learned it in junior high school, aqua regia is corrosive, even gold can be melted, let's find some aqua regia, if it can be melted, it will be pure gold!" ”

Vardy knelt down for Ronaldo, this logic, is your chemistry taught by Wang Da Pu next door?

Sighing, Vardy rolled his eyes and said: "Actually, it doesn't have to be so troublesome to destroy, just sell it directly to the recycling bin, and you can earn a few pocket money, and it can relieve your envy and jealousy, isn't it?" ”

But what made Vardy very crazy was that Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney nodded very much in agreement, ran away with the trophy, and then ran back two meters and then turned back to Vardy and asked him a word that broke down - do you know where to collect scrap?

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Of course, his team-mates didn't let Vardy get away with it, and the next night he hosted a big party and invited his team-mates to celebrate, of course, celebrating his title as World Footballer of the Year was just a starting point, but having fun was all about it.

Due to the intensive schedule of Manchester League this year, the Christmas parties have been cancelled, and this time the party is equivalent to an early Christmas party.

On 23 December, the final game before Christmas, Manchester United will take on Aston Villa away in another crucial battle.

If Manchester United can't get all three points, then Chelsea may be able to complete the comeback to Manchester United, which is a shocking blow to Manchester United, who have been leading for half a season, and if they don't get it right, they will seriously damage Manchester United's momentum for the rest of the game.

So this game is resolutely not to be lost, and winning the game has become United's only goal.

It will also be interesting to see what kind of performance Vardy will contribute to the game, which will be Vardy's first appearance since he successfully became World Footballer of the Year.

If Vardy's award was not controversial, it would not have been possible.

The point of view of Italian fans is very clear, in the World Cup year, everything must be measured and referenced on the basis of the World Cup, Italy is the World Cup champion, Cannavaro deserves the title of World Footballer, Vardy and England did not even enter the semi-finals, what to take and Cannavaro?

Of course, there are still more people who recognize Vardy as the World Footballer of the Year, after all, Vardy's personal accolades are very dazzling, and in this regard, no one can compare.

It's just that everyone is very worried, at the age of less than 20 years old, Vardy has already achieved so many honors, the three golden boots are in one, and the world footballer of the year honor has also been won, so will Vardy lose his forward momentum, like many former geniuses, relying on his old book and waiting for death, and finally disappear from everyone?

It's not impossible!

How many peerless Tianjiao fledgling people amazed the world, but in the end nothing was achieved!

Although it seems that Vardy has achieved something at the moment, it is a question of whether he can keep it!

Reject the temptation of the world of flowers, and put more mind on the football field than on the sound of dogs, this is what the majority of fans expect from Vardy!

Don't engage in endless nightlife, even if you're keen to tease on the pitch!

In fact, the fans' worries are unwarranted, and for Jamie Vardy, this is just the beginning.

What are the three Golden Boots?

What is the title of World Footballer of the Year?

Vardy, who has experienced Mero in his previous life, knows that this is all pediatrics, and when you can take more honor than Mero, come out again!

More importantly, he craves championships, he craves honors, he craves the passion when standing on the green field and everyone is in the limelight, which is what he is most eager to achieve after being reborn.

If it's just to get by, then Vardy has a lot of ways to do it, so why do you have to play football to the death!

It all starts with love!

Only love and teasing can not be disappointed!