When Qiu Shi returned, it was already close to noon.

He used the key to open the iron door of the rental house, walked into the house with two large bags of things, and saw the little fool who was lying on the bed babbling something to the phone.

The little fool's pants were half-dragged, revealing the small half of his buttocks, and at the place of the tailbone, a long white tail was waving in the air without stopping.

Xiao Silly noticed the sound of Qiu Shi entering the door, turned his head to look, and opened his mouth to shout: "Dasha! Dasha! ”

"What the hell?" Qiu Shi scratched his head, looked at Xiao Silly with a confused expression, and then asked the captain who was sitting in front of the computer with his back to him, "What did you just teach Xiao Silly?" ”

"I teach?" The captain didn't look back, and said disdainfully, "Do you know how smart this little fool is? ”

"Clever?" Qiu Shi sat at the head of the bed, stretched out his hand to tease and tease the little fool, but the little fool squirmed and hid aside in extreme disgust, he didn't mind, just continued to ask the captain, "What kind of clever method?" How do I think she's as stupid as she used to be? ”

"Pinyin, you just left not long after she wrote it down, and then I helped her find a video, and it didn't take long for her to be able to recognize words in pinyin, about an hour or so, she will search for things in Baidu by herself." The captain's tone was a little tired, "The first thing I searched was: what is a little fool." ”

"So?" Qiu Shi was surprised, the little fool had always been a silly pastoral cat in his eyes.

He has kept this cat for a year, but he only learned how to use cat litter yesterday, although he usually seems to be able to understand a little bit of what he says to her, but overall he is still a silly cat. As a result, he just became a human ....... or became a cat lady for less than two hours, and he was already smart enough to use dasha to satirize himself?

Frowning, Qiu Shi looked at the little fool who was still lying on the bed, looking a little lazy and playing with his mobile phone.

"Silly, come here." He turned his head and shouted at her.

The little fool glanced back at Qiu Shi, then turned his head back as coldly as before, and continued to do his own thing.

"Little fool, don't you want to eat?" Qiu Shi habitually said in a threatening tone.

"Meow?!" The little fool immediately surrendered, crawled to Qiu Shi's side with a flattering face, and tried to rub Qiu Shi's body with his little head.

"Alright, alright, don't rub me."

Although being rubbed by a beautiful cat lady seems to be a very comfortable and pleasant thing, Qiu Shi is not the kind of shaking S, okay? Being rubbed on the head always feels like I'm playing SM.

He pushed the little fool's head aside in disgust, and then said to her seriously: "Call me Brother Qiu in the future, or simply call me brother directly, you know?" ”

He was sure that the little fool would understand him.

The little fool tilted his head and nodded, opening his mouth and shouting, "Dasha! ”

it?

"It's my brother!" Qiu Shi was unwilling to correct her.

"Dasha!"

Raising his eyebrows, Qiu Shi pointed to the captain who had never turned his head and struggled against the computer, and asked Xiao Silly, "Then what is his name?" ”

"Big stupid!"

This guy has a plan for calling people in his heart, right?

"What about you?" Qiu Shi rubbed his temples with his fingers in annoyance.

"Little stupid~" She didn't quite understand Qiu Shi's question, tilted her head, and wondered if her master was a fool.

Don't you call yourself a fool every day? Why even ask for your own name?

"Okay, okay......" Qiu Shi accepted his fate, and he knew that she didn't mean to be ridiculous when she called herself stupid, it was just a matter of size, right?

"Why do you call me Dasha?" Qiu Shi patiently wanted to confirm the way the little fool was named.

But the little fool didn't seem to speak very fluently, sticking out her tongue and licking the back of her hand, the tail behind her kept dancing anxiously, and after thinking for a long time, she stammered the first long sentence: "Dasha...... Dasha is bigger than me. Big silly is bigger than big sha. ”

"Captain, wouldn't she have learned the nickname she had given us her own name, right?" Qiu Shi sighed, "Can't you even correct it when you find a sign?" Don't dare to take her out in the future, okay? ”

"Correction?" The captain's tone was heavy and deeply tired, and he said with some sarcasm, "How?" I'm going to move back to the dorm later. ”

"How?"

Qiu Shi frowned, listening to the captain's tone, he seemed to have been abused by the little fool when he left.

"What's wrong?" The captain turned his head to reveal a face scratched by his nails, his fat face was crying, pointing at himself with his fingers, and yelling at Qiu Shi, "As soon as I get close to her, she will scratch my face!" I'm already fat! It's not handsome in the first place! She caught me like this! How will I find a girl in the future! ”

The captain's face had been scratched and covered in blood, and although it was obvious that it had been wiped with a tissue, there were several deep blood marks that were still oozing blood.

"How so?!" Qiu Shi was shocked, why didn't he find out that Xiaosil had violent tendencies?!

"It used to be like this....... she wanted to catch me as soon as I got close to her, and I thought she was greeting me, and I figured it out......" He lowered his head and covered his face with his hands, "She didn't want ......to see me at all when she was a cat."

"Why don't you go to the doctor?" Qiu Shi quickly stepped forward, squatted beside the captain, patted his back lightly with his palm, and comforted, "It's okay, if you go to the doctor, your appearance may come back." ”

"If you don't come back, do I dare to leave the little fool here alone?!"

True...... It's so pitiful, I've wronged you.

Qiu Shi didn't know what to say, just patted the captain on the back vigorously.

"I'm really going back to the dormitory, I can't stay here......" The captain shook his head, stood up, and took his phone and wallet from the computer desk, "I'll go to the doctor first, and I'll move out in the afternoon." ”

"I'll teach the fool a good lesson!" As he spoke, Qiu Shi turned his head and glared at the little fool who was licking his palms and thighs with a blank face.

"Educate well!"

The captain left the rental house step by step, and did not look back, leaving only Qiu Shi with a rickety back.

"Big stupid! Where is Da Silly going? Xiao Silly looked at the figure of the captain leaving, and looked at Qiu Shi suspiciously, "He's going...... Going to mate? ”

"No, go to the doctor." The corners of Qiu Shi's mouth twitched, looking at the three views that were still a cat's little fool helpless.

He said he wanted to teach a lesson, but the devil knows how! Silly is not like he used to be, but just a cat! It's no problem to make a mistake and hit twice.,But now the little fool has such a loli face.,Who can do it!

"Dasha! Dasha! ”

When he was thinking about how to teach the fool a lesson, the fool began to shout to himself: "Dasha! Dasha! ”

"What?" Qiu Shi rolled his eyes weakly, and he could be regarded as accepting the title of Dasha.

"Hungry!"

She shouted with a full breath, completely unaware of the fact that she had done something wrong.

Qiu Shi glanced at the cat food that had been thrown into the trash, which had been at least half a pack before he left, and had now been eaten completely.

And you're full of energy, your little belly is still so bulging, and you're hungry!