"Dasha~Dasha~Xiaosil~Xiaosil~"

Maybe it's because he just learned to speak, while lying on the bed and watching the enlightenment video on his mobile phone, he kept muttering in his mouth, as if he was afraid that he would forget how to speak in the next moment.

Qiu Shi was a little irritable when he listened to it, although he was usually happy to be a little silly, but when he was called a big fool, he still didn't feel very happy.

I'm afraid this little fool doesn't know what the word "stupid" means, right? Although the captain said before that Xiao Silly had taken the initiative to go to Baidu, the ghost knows if she can understand it.

"Dasha!" Xiao Silly suddenly raised his head and shouted at Qiu Shi sitting in front of the computer, "Dasha! ”

"What's wrong with you?" Qiu Shi turned his head and looked at her with Erlang's legs crossed.

The little fool tilted her head and was stunned for a while, as if she didn't know how to express what she wanted to say because her vocabulary was too small, and after hesitating for a long time, she climbed down from the bed, lay on all fours on the ground, and slowly crawled towards the cat litter in the corner.

Qiu Shi was curious about what she wanted to do, so he looked at her attentively.

"Dasha ~ Dasha ~ " She still habitually muttered in her mouth, and after getting up, her body shook and shook, looking a little more stupid, and after a while, she finally climbed to the edge of the cat litter, tilted her head and looked at it for a while, the barren brain finally made her body react, pulled out the cat litter box with her hands, and then climbed forward and placed the cat litter under her lower abdomen.

"Huh?"

Qiu Shi watched the little fool's movements sluggishly, jumped up from the chair suddenly, and hurriedly ran forward.

"! Don't use cat litter when you go to the toilet! ”

"Meow?" The little fool raised his head in a daze, and before Qiu Shi could run to him, the somewhat loose pants were soaked all of a sudden.

It was a disaster...... Why didn't I agree with the captain's method before and hand over the fool to the state......

Qiu Shi took a few steps forward in a daze, looked down at the little fool lying on the ground and looked up at him, and then the little fool lay down on the ground as usual, and she stretched out her head to clean up for herself.

Qiu Shi originally thought that with the human body, it was reasonable to lick the lower body, but he was surprised to see that the little fool's body was soft and boneless, just like a so-called yoga master, well, very powerful...... But you're not a cat now!

grabbed the little fool's arm, lifted it up, and dragged it to the bathroom, the little fool didn't feel anything bad about being dragged by the owner at all, and happily "meowed", and even thought that Qiu Shi was playing with her.

The ghost is messing with her! Didn't this woman understand until now that she was no longer a petite cat? Why is it so natural to use cat litter?

"Don't use cat litter again!" Qiu Shi dragged the stumbling little fool away, and said to her seriously, "Go to the bathroom and go to the toilet in the future!" I'll throw away the cat litter later. ”

"Huh? Dasha? The little fool who followed behind Qiu Shi tilted his head and looked at Qiu Shi in confusion, "What are you talking about?" ”

Why did my cat lady start talking about Trump?

But it is obvious that the little fool with a poor vocabulary does not understand Qiu Shi's words very well now, and only knows that Qiu Shi seems to be blaming himself, but he doesn't know what is going on.

dragged the little fool to the bathroom, Qiu Shi picked up her clothes expressionlessly, and then lifted the little fool who was habitually lying on the ground again, and pointed to the toilet viciously and said, "Use this in the toilet in the future!" ”

"Meow?" The little fool looked at him blankly, and then her body slipped and fell to the ground again, her legs as if they were boneless, and she was not used to standing on her hind legs for a long time.

"I'm going to have to take a shower here every night from now on! Also, don't crawl around on the ground in the future! Although Qiu Shi knew that Xiao Silly might not be able to understand what he said, he still emphasized it, glanced at her blank eyes, sighed deeply, threw the clothes and pants off the outside of the bathroom, and then turned on the shower, wanting to take a bath for her.

Then the little fool instantly exploded, meowing and screaming wildly, and his body quickly wanted to run outside.

Qiu Shi's face turned dark, and he quickly grabbed Xiao Shi's wrist, but Xiao Shi's body shape was no different from that of a normal person, and Qiu Shi couldn't completely subdue her when he tried hard, so he was dragged out of the bathroom without paying attention.

"Take a bath!"

"Don't! No! The little fool shouted at Qiu Shi in horror with that sharp voice, "It's clean!" Don't take a bath! Meow! ”

So, why do you hate bathing so much when you're already a cat lady!

Qiu Shi frowned, and it took a long time to drag the little fool back, lock the door, and throw her aside, and then tested the water temperature with his hands, and felt just right, so he sprayed the shower directly on the little fool's head.

Sitting on the bathroom floor with a bare buttocks, the little fool with an aggrieved face was sprayed, and suddenly the expression of the little face became frightened, just now he was just screaming and wanting to go out, and now he is so frightened that his pupils contract, and the whole person's face is pale, and he even forgot how to speak, as if he was snapped, and shouted in surprise: "Meow! ”

"Isn't it just a shower? Do you need to be so afraid? Do you blame me for urinating yourself in your pants? Qiu Shi's face was full of helplessness, he didn't give Xiao Silly a bath, Xiao Shi's previous performance was basically the same as now, but because Xiao Silly had become a human, the noise was dozens of times more terrifying.

"Meow!" The little fool lay on the door in pain, wanting to get out, but he didn't know why the door couldn't be opened, so he could only stick his head on the door and keep wailing, "Meow! Meow! ”

"Don't meow, you're so annoying! I was so cooperative when I bathed you two days ago, but what do you want to do today? Qiu Shi was annoyed by the first two big, he wanted to put a little shower gel on the little fool, but the little fool was naked, just look at it, if you do it, it will be a little too tasteless, so I had to hurriedly take a shower for her, and let her out.

As soon as the door opened, the fool rushed out of the smoke and hid under the computer desk shivering.

Qiu Shi tidied up the bathroom, walked into the room, glanced at the little fool who looked at him with hatred, frowned, and casually took the last packet of cat food on the shelf.

Then Xiao Shi's gaze instantly became friendly, looking at the cat food in Qiu Shi's hand longingly, and his body was eager to pounce on Qiu Shi's body.

"Dasha~" Xiaosha said softly, "Eat~"

"I'll give you food when I take a bath in the future." Qiu Shi sat on the bed expressionlessly, and the cat food in his hand was not opened, just put it beside him, and then looked directly at Xiao Silly with his eyes, "If you are obedient in the future, you can eat as much as you want." ”

"Eat~" Xiao Silly didn't understand Qiu Shi's words, she opened her mouth unconsciously, and her saliva had already fallen on the floor drop by drop, her eyes were full of thirst without realizing it, and her body involuntarily leaned forward, and her outstretched head was about to stretch out into a giraffe.

Seeing her pitiful appearance, Qiu Shi finally couldn't hold back his expression and sighed: "Okay, okay...... But is it okay to get dressed first? ”

So, sure enough, she still has to be handed over to the state! I'm so tired......