A shocking explosion seems to have made this time dimension have stagnated, or even reversed!

In an instant, the ball made a spatial leap from Vardy's feet to the goal, and it came in an instant!

Petr Cech, knowing Jamie Vardy was going to shoot, was ready to make a save, but he didn't even make a save until the ball flew into the net. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The ball was so fast that he didn't even have time to judge the direction and make a save, and the ball had already flown into the goal!

From the front, all you can see is Petr Cech's incredibly frightened look and the ball hissing and spinning in the net behind it......

Tonight, Goodison Park is the scariest place on Earth, where cheers can break through the atmosphere and even deflect the planet.

All the fans were speechless with excitement, the only thing they could do was to roar and release without emotion, they are the happiest people in the world!

The expressions on the faces of the Chelsea players have changed color imperceptibly, and it is really hard for them to believe that the defense they have always been so proud of has been broken by Jamie Vardy in such a short period of time!

It would not be an exaggeration to say that Vardy alone beat the whole of Chelsea!

Jose Mourinho's expression has become glazed, and he has even begun to wonder if his defense is so good, why Vardy alone poked three big holes in Chelsea!

And the Everton players didn't care if Vardy was abnormal, cheered and hugged up, pressing Vardy under him!

At that moment, the whole world seemed to be boiling!

After scoring this goal, Vardy seemed to be hollowed out of his whole person, and the whole world was also emptied, and he instantly withered!

In the match against Chelsea, stabbing the Blues three times in a short period of time should be regarded as a unique achievement in the world, and he should be able to go down in history and be remembered by everyone, right?

Then, I can die without regrets!

Having completed the task, it seems that all of a sudden he has lost his goal and direction, Vardy has become dazed, and all that remains is to go with the flow!

So in the next game, Vardy suddenly changed from a state of being a god to a state of malaise after being turned by countless lustful women after being turned by countless goddesses, and he was no longer brave.

While it's strange to everyone that the contrast is stark, no one thinks Vardy is to blame.

Who, who can break Chelsea in such a short period of time?

No!

This isn't your game!

Besides, Vardy has already burst out with such terrifying energy just now, which is equivalent to advancing life in advance, and now it should be sluggish!

It's like a rechargeable battery, when it runs out, it has to be charged, and it can't be used during charging!

Everton will not play high pressing this time, even if there is no sudden malaise from Vardy, they should retreat, the nature of the team is like this, this is something that no one can change!

So the game went from bloody to dull, Everton, who had a huge lead, was shamelessly defended, Chelsea's morale suffered a serious blow at the beginning, and the attack was not resolute, how could such a game be good!

Vardy was starting to stop caring about the game, and he wanted to know how he would die!

Director, where am I dying?

Could it be that suddenly a dog rushed into the arena and gave himself a bite, and then the dog carried a deadly virus and bit itself into a zombie?

No, this is the plot of Resident Evil!

No, death may not be terrible, but what is terrible is that you don't know how you die!

I was so nervous until the end of the first half, Vardy was still alive and kicking, nothing happened!

Well, I managed to survive the first half!

Taking advantage of the break, Vardy entered the system and found that everything was working properly, but when he talked to the system, the system ignored him!

This can't be some kind of conspiracy, right?

With a tomato head on his head, Vardy fell into deep thought.

It's better to let yourself die quickly, it's too tormenting!

After the half-time break, Vardy followed his team-mates back on the pitch.

Looking at Dehua, who was covered in muscles and tendons not far in front of him, Vardy instantly became excited.

Wouldn't he have been hit and killed by this humanoid tank?

Anyway, can you stay away from him?

Thinking of the omnipotence of the system, Vardy gave up on the idea.

It is estimated that even if he hides in the stands, if the system wants Drogba to kill him, Drogba can have 10,000 ways to kill him in the stands!

Well, the system is big, I'm convinced!

Continuing to paddle on the field with trepidation, Vardy invisibly helped his teammates defend with his eyes, which was already the limit of what he could do!

Hey, why do you suddenly have a strong urge to urinate?

Hey, I was in a daze during the intermission just now, and I forgot to go to the toilet!

But what about on the field now?

You can't make a public uproar in front of tens of thousands of fans in front of the audience and hundreds of thousands of fans in front of the TV, right?

Although he is a dying person, he can not care about his face, but he must not ruin this great game.

He didn't want posterity to talk about this great game, and the first thing that came to mind was not his three goals, but his boos in the stadium!

What to do?

What to do?

Vardy looked around to find the safest solution.

No, I can't help it, the urge to urinate is getting stronger and stronger!

No matter!

Walk you!

Vardy's explosiveness exploded completely, activated instantly, and rushed all the way to the players' tunnel amid everyone's exclamations.

That's right, in his opinion, this is the closest hidden place!

Rushing into the tunnel, Vardy turned his back to the fans across from him, and then the camera in the tunnel, and quickly unbuttoned his pants.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

A big river flows eastward!

It's really refreshing!

At that moment, Vardy fell in love with the feeling.

After a shudder, Vardy lifted his pants contentedly and left the tunnel with a spring breeze on his face, returning to the pitch.

At this time, the game on the field is stopped!

Players on both sides looked at Vardy, who was releasing water in the tunnel, with a bewildered expression.

The fans in the stands were also drunk and almost fell out of their seats laughing.

Kicking the game, but running to boo, it's the first time they've seen each other!

"No wonder this thing disappeared just now, it turned out to be holding urine!"

"This product can't tie its shoes, but it's very fast!"

"The stadium staff must have been crying to death by now, they'll have to clean up later!"

"I'll just say how can Vardy not be funny in this game, it turns out that it is all accumulated here!"

'It's not really Vardy, I think the real Vardy should be urinating on his team-mate's head, he'll think he's fertilising the fruit and vegetables!'