"Brother, I really knelt for you, kicking the ball, you actually ran to pee, how bad is your prostate?"

Carsley said to Vardy with an exaggerated expression. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although Vardy was refreshed, he also felt embarrassed in the face of the surprised and contemptuous eyes of tens of thousands of people.

Everton fans despise him for having nothing to do with anything else, just because he's so funny.

Just when Vardy felt a little embarrassed, the referee suddenly walked over and gave him a yellow card!

Well, I didn't say hello in the middle of the game, I ran to pee, and a yellow card was really merciful!

Vardy humbly accepted the punishment and let this yellow card take away his embarrassment!

There were a lot of boos in the stands, all for the referee!

Our own players, we laugh at him if we want to, that's fine, but you can't give a yellow card!

People have three urgency, so you don't have a time to hold your urine?

It's inhuman!

The game went on, but the Chelsea players were really on their minds with thousands of horses whizzing by, all with beep dog expressions.

Jamie Vardy stabbed them three times in the first half, leaving them with no temper;

In the second half, Chelsea managed to gather a little fighting spirit and momentum, and they were directly doused by Vardy......

Gone......

Gone......

Gone......

They want to cry without tears, what kind of world is this?

Is this still the hot-blooded world football?

Why is it so hard to play a good game!

On Vardy's side, although embarrassed, it is not so embarrassing that he buries his head like an ostrich and feels that there is nothing to do.

With little time left in his life, is it necessary to think about it?

Let yourself contribute the last residual heat and attack again!

So Vardy once again turned on the invincible sprint mode amid the cheers of the Everton fans!

Not to mention, in fact, there was really a mistake in Chelsea, Makelele's pass to Thiago was intercepted directly by Vardy halfway, and then rushed towards the Chelsea goal with the ball!

The fans are going crazy, and Jamie Vardy, who has run out of water, is it possible for him to face Chelsea for a great senior four?

Still, they apparently overthought it!

Vardy had just finished picking up the pace when he stabbed a figure out and slid straight to Vardy down.

When Vardy was churning in the air, at that moment, he realized!

Could it be that this is the unknown terrible event that the legendary system punishes itself?

The sharp pain in his feet convinced him of this!

Although he knew that he might be injured, he had a sense of excitement for the rest of his life, and he even wanted to laugh out loud unbridledly!

Falling heavily on the ground, Vardy was really a little stunned!

There was a neat scolding from the stands, and the fans scolded the eighteenth generation of Garaszu, even dating back to the Hemudu period!

Everton's teammates rushed up in a rage to settle accounts with Gallas, this bastard was an executioner, and his bad actions would not be too much to sentence him to five minutes!

The Chelsea players rushed to Gallas to protect themselves, knowing that they were at a loss and did not dare to go up against the Everton players.

The referee hurriedly ran to the scene of the incident, separated the players on both sides with continuous whistles and actual actions, and then checked Vardy's injury and quickly signaled for a stretcher to enter the field!

Gallas escaped and the referee only gave him a yellow card.

But now everyone's mind is on Vardy, and no one cares about anyone else.

Vardy was carried on a stretcher, and although his hands were on his ankles, his expression was so relaxed that even those who were attentive could see a hint of joy?

What's going on here?

After being examined by the team doctor on the sidelines, it was not a major injury, but this game will definitely not be played, and it is estimated that it will take at least two to three weeks of rest!

After getting this bad news, Moyes couldn't wait to rush to the court to knock out Gallas and knock him out directly!

The league is easy to do, Everton can afford to lose, but it is the final of the League Cup soon, if Vardy can't play, what will Everton do to compete with the city rival Liverpool?

At this moment, Moyes really collapsed!

But what Vardy is showing now is not at all frustrated and sad, and after hiding his smile, he looks unfazed!

In fact, his heart was already surrounded by huge surprises!

I'll go, I don't have to die!

That's great!

I'll just say that although the system is unscrupulous, it is still a bit human.

At least I didn't want my own life!

You may have to recuperate for a while, but at least you don't have to die!

Besides, there may be a recovery acceleration card in the system store, eat one, it is estimated that the injury will heal quickly, and it is not a big problem!

"System Prompt: Please pay attention to the distinction, the injury is not an unknown terrible event that the system punishes you!"

The sound of the prompt in his head made Vardy instantly confused!

What the?

Isn't this the system's punishment for itself?

I go, haven't I gotten rid of the danger of my life?

System, you're too ruthless!

"System prompt: Rest assured, the punishment of the host has been completed! Please keep a good expectation of life! ”

Vardy's eyes widened, his mouth wide open but he couldn't speak.

Done?

When was it over?

Why don't I feel it?

"System prompt: Isn't it an unknown terrible punishment for you to suddenly run to pee during a ball game?"

Vardy was stunned for a moment, he felt like he was really being played by the system!

Nima, this is what you call an unknown terrible punishment?

I always thought you were going to kill me!

It scares the hell out of me!

You're a bad color!

Vardy let out a sigh of relief, and there were 10,000 divine beasts roaring past him.

There is no greater joy and sorrow in life than this, and Vardy felt it all today!

The despair and struggle before death, the rest of my life, and I saw a beautiful life again!

Well, system, I'll kneel for you!

Now that I think about it, if it weren't for the shadow of death hanging over my head, then peeing on the court was really a terrifying thing!

The system is right, what is wrong is that I think too much!

Now Vardy wants to cry without tears, and this game is like a god, and he single-handedly defeated Chelsea, which should have been a great classic battle.

But everything came to an abrupt end when he ran to the player's tunnel to pee in front of his own eyes!

I have transformed from a god to a comic, a familiar comic!

This is really the greatest sorrow in life!

System, please don't do anything "unknown" next time, okay, this is really terrible, more terrible than death! ”