Chapter 191: The saddest thing than seeing the sea of stars but not being able to reach it is that I didn't want to go but I got there
As for the noble bloodline......
In Yuwen Xiuce's opinion, this statement is really funny. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ infoIf the number of sparse judgments is based on the value of the bloodline, then ...... If the giant panda is victorious, if it is defined by its historical origin and antiquity, then the horseshoe crab can be even more proud, even if it is preceded by a human race limit, it does not hinder the ridiculousness of the four words "noble blood" - everyone has been a monkey for thousands of years, and the blood is noble...... Why is your ancestor a golden monkey?!
Yuwen Xiuce felt that the four words of noble blood were more like the words of the slave society when buying people, noble and cheap...... This kind of word also describes people?
Well, it seems that ...... "cheap" is ~
As for "expensive", ......
What, you say you're noble? If you're going to donate blood...... Can I send you two bags of milk and two chocolates?!
No?
Since it can't, that's it~
For Yuwen Xiuce, Yuwen's family is a big tree that can enjoy the shade, which can shelter him from the wind and rain at the same time, so that he can live willfully in the envy of others. But even if he will do his best to protect this family when necessary, he will not think from the bottom of his heart how noble this surname is.
After all...... Yuwen Xiuce's eldest brother, that's the person who dares to call Yuwen Xiu!
But if he has some awe of this surname, can he do this?
But this is also the habitual heart of people who have the ability - Lao Tzu's ability has nothing to do with what the surname is and where he was born, even if he is anxious, even if he changes his surname to mathematics, it should be as awesome.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Are you sure that my name is Math Xiuce, and I can still read this book in the future? γ
[Author: English Xiu Ce? γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: Bingmiao, you don't have to steal the fun there, it'll be your turn later! γ
[Author: Don't say it, look at it this way...... The male No. 1 compound surname and the male No. 2 single surname seem to be a bit awkward~]
γBingmiao: ......γ
There is no need to elaborate on how much Yuwen Xiu's classmates attach importance to their surnames, as for the second child of the Yuwen family...... Don't look at Yuwen Xiuyan who is serious all day long, like a person calling for wind and rain in the political circles, and even giving people the impression that he is calm and capable, and very reliable, but not long after Yuwen Xiu changed his name on his own initiative, the talented Yuwen Xiuyan began to shout that there was an old fairy dreaming for him, saying...... If you kid doesn't change his name to "Yuwenxiu your face", you will definitely suffer retribution in the future!
It's a retribution, it's even more ruthless than destroying people!
Old man Yuwen was startled on the spot, and the retribution was even more ruthless than the death of the door, what is that?
Yuwen Xiuyan scratched his little brain and thought for a long time, and said I'm going to make an appointment, it's almost-
I won't feel sweet when I eat lollipops in the future!
Ahem, this is really not that the second brother of the Yuwen family is not intellectually good, it is really too young to think of too powerful cruel words at that time......
[Yuwen Xiuce: What about the calf, I can't think of too powerful cruel words, the whole family knows it, and you can give an example of a lollipop, this is a matter of intelligence, you don't have to wash it anymore! ] γ
Anyway, as soon as the old man Yuwen heard the example given by the second child, he was angry on the spot - you won't take two more sticks at a time if you eat one that is not sweet, why can't we afford it!
[Yuwen Xiuce: I kind of know, my intelligence is not good...... It's definitely written in our family's genes......]
Ahem, when the old man Yuwen heard that his son was going to change his name to Yuwenxiu, he was angry on the spot - little cub, you dare to call such a broken name? Do you know if that's the case...... You, you don't match the number of words in your eldest brother's name at all, Soul Fade!
[Yuwen Xiuce: Damn, is this the point? Why is the principle of our family's name the same number of words?! γ
Therefore, the old man Yuwen gave a compromise suggestion - the name can be changed, but it can't be called "Yuwen shows your face", although it ...... Although it sounds like scolding the street, it is very imposing...... Ahem, that's the ...... It's rude, but the key problem is that the word count really doesn't match!
Son, you can...... You can think about it, how about calling it "Yuwenxiu you" and the word "one face"?
[Yuwen Xiuce: I suddenly want to know what my dad's name is......]
After that, the old man Yuwen was despised by Yuwen Xiuyan's classmates - if the four words "show your face" can't be said together, then what momentum is there? Then it's better to call it Yuwen Ancestor!
It's also quite unlucky, someone's second brother was not beaten because he wanted to change his name, but because he was too arrogant and not humble enough in the face of his father's suggestion, he didn't show his admiration for the mountains of Baba's outstanding intelligence, which led to ...... I was beaten alive for a week.
If you really want to talk about it, such an unreliable naming method also has a historical heritage.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Say, what is my dad's name......]
[Author: Hey, you are so clever and don't match the character of the work at all, can you be dedicated! ] γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: I am already a verbal arithmetic triple integral, silently carrying eighteen ...... Uh, anyway, I'm chatting with you with dozens of processes, what else do you want me to ......]
[Author: I think, with your intellectual condition, it is difficult to communicate in words, so it is better to ...... In the future, the parts that will be your turn will be replaced by pinyin, what do you think? γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: You just want water......]
[Author: Don't be so clever, don't be so clever! γ
Saying......
Thinking back to the ancestors, in order to save the people from fire and water, in order to sprinkle light all over China, in order to pick up girls in all corners of the world, pulling a group of bare ...... Uh, singles, rise up!
[Yuwen Xiuce: Even bare cheeks are genetic...... is still a bunch of bare-bones, is this the story of your brother's group fighting the world? γ
Of course, the third one you can't find any records from today's official history, and the world's first war group has gradually disappeared from the long river of history.
Ahem, let's be serious......
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Well, speechless......
It's still not serious~
It is said that when Yuwen Ancestor rebelled, he did not call the name engraved on the current ranking, and he was not even surnamed Yuwen, what was the specific surname...... The author hasn't thought about it yet, so I'll not talk about it yet, cough cough, in short, change the surname to Yuwen...... Mainly because when Lao Zu was a child, the representatives of the Chinese class in the class were relatively good-looking, and Lao Zu thought from a high vantage point that such a surname and that ...... Contribute to the increase of common language~
[Yuwen Xiuce: Damn, it seems like this...... It's not that there is a tradition in messing around with names at all, but it's a very traditional thing to play hooligans! γ
Well, the above is a historical fact, or is it...... Eh, the official history, it's definitely not that the author has to start from the eighteenth generation of his ancestors if he disagrees!
Although the above statement is somewhat weak, it is ...... How much shows that an attitude is not ~
Later, due to the advantages brought by the surname, the ancestor married many representatives of the language class...... Uh, married to the representative of the language class~
[Yuwen Xiuce: Married a lot...... The ancestor really deserves to be the ancestor, and even the hooligan is an ancestor-level ......]
In short, after the above introduction, everyone must have an understanding of the profound heritage of the surname "Yuwen", which is also the secret of why Yuwen Xiuce can thrive so much - the ancestors are all that virtuous, how much better do you expect this great-great-grandson to be......
PS: Happy Lantern Festival, this volume is ...... Uh, finally, the next volume starts a new...... Uh, the journey~
Thank you for your continued support, I will pour more water with it...... Ahem, the text of the heart's work to report everyone!