Chapter 1: The First Spit ...... Uh, chapter 1~

The murder incident in the villa on the outskirts of the imperial capital did not break out after the fact, but Yuwen Xiuce knew in his heart that the federal nobles who had suffered losses would definitely not give up, and an undercurrent was surging dangerously in the unseen places......

[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't say it, I didn't know what the Federation was planning, but as soon as you said the "murder incident in the mountain villa on the outskirts of the imperial capital", I was immediately inspired! 】

[Author: Damn, do you want to be so powerful, I haven't thought about it yet, you know? ] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I think so...... It is unlikely that the Federation will mobilize the people, but in order to get back on the field, it will definitely send killers in private. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info】

[Author: Hmm...... Sounds quite reasonable, but you have so many guards, even if you send a company of 007...... It doesn't necessarily work, does it? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: That's right, in order to guard against the assassination and infiltration of the agents, I exploded a base...... Uh, a room of dogs, and the king of dogs-]

[Author: Mastiff? Bit? Twisting Bolliton? Tosa? Dugao? Depend on...... It's not, what the hell are you raising?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Ha-Shi-Qi! 】

[Author: ......]

[Yuwen Xiuce: Jieke is a divine dog that can kill opponents with his eyes~ It is said that his eye defense style comes from a legendary player in the NBA! ] 】

[Author: That's the ...... After being dunked, Atai, who was very excited, elbowed him into a concussion, and since then the defense is a passerby's Harden? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: That's right, but it's ...... Atai has changed his name to Ci Shiping~]

[Author: I know, charity-world-peace...... I suddenly got some inspiration from the logic of his name, Xiu Ce, or ...... You changed your name to Yuwen Da Clever~]

[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't interrupt, I just said that in order to prevent agents from sneaking in to assassinate, I violently attacked a base of dog ......]

[Author: Do you think this is playing red police? Riot dog anti-agent...... You are really Yuwen very smart~]

[Yuwen Xiuce: In short, I expected the Federation to send agents, and I even predicted the ending-]

[Author: Huh? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: The other party will attack with poison...... Uh, poisoned, and then I escaped with the help of the old king next door, but unfortunately became a child, but ...... Little Ding Ding has not become smaller~]

[Author:, is it so important that Ding Ding doesn't get smaller? Isn't it going to grow slowly anyway...... At this time, you should pray that your intellect does not turn back into a child! Ever since you said that you got the spirit cover as soon as you heard about the "murder in the mountain villa on the outskirts of the empire", I should have guessed it...... You really want to play Conan's meme! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: There is more than one girl...... Ahem, there's only one truth! Well, okay, I'm also having fun after talking about Solgan, so you can continue to write~]

Get back to business.

As a professional and pure game novel, this book certainly doesn't waste pen and ink outside of games...... That, I'll just talk about it, don't take it seriously~

When the murder incident in the mountain villa on the outskirts of the empire came to an end temporarily, Yuwen Xiuce's life returned to the three points and one line again - eating, sleeping, and playing hooligan~

Ahem, it's wrong, it's a hooligan, eat, sleep!

[Yuwen Xiuce: This is a special difference from the previous wool! ] 】

[Author: Don't make trouble, at first glance, you have not learned Marxism-Leninism with imperial characteristics, the order is very important, you know no!] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Sooner or later, you will let the person who checks the water meter be killed......]

Someone's normal rhythm of life is actually eating, playing games, and playing hooliganism. Deep Well Ice ...... Uh, Saint Seiya doesn't need to sleep!

As soon as it was launched today, Xiuce received a special invitation, and the fox spirit who picked yin and supplemented yin wanted him to accompany him to play a copy.

Thinking of the incomparably glamorous process when we last met......

[Bing Miao: Do you cut the tail of the sea monkey and don't cut it and call it "Xiangyan" when you turn your back to the sky? The sea monkeys didn't drag you into the sea...... You have made up a lot of content in your brain, Xiuce~]

[Yuwen Xiuce: Ahem, what I make up in my brain is - master, I incarnated as a sea monkey and put the fox spirit ...... Hey, hey, hey~】

[Bing Miao: Author-kun, please arrange a normal roommate for me! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Well, by the way, arrange one for me too~]

[Bing Miao: You tell me clearly, why am I abnormal? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Do you want to listen to the truth or false? 】

[Bing Miao: Of course it's true! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Then you put the chair down......]

Someone cleared his throat and said, "Master, I live in a girls' dormitory, but I have a male roommate who has written more than a million words, so no one thinks it's abnormal?!" ”

Bing Miao: "Author-kun, I want two normal roommates~"

Yuwen Xiuce: "I want the day...... Uh, to...... Ten of them! ”

In any case, Yuwen Xiuce still had a little tidbits with the vixen who picked yin and replenished yin, and in this case, if he could still refuse the invitation sent by the other party, it could only mean that a person sitting in the Siberian code word did not take his medicine on time.

System Prompt: White Yasha rejected the invitation to form a team from the player "The Vixen Who Picks Yin and Replenishes Yin", and left a message - "Don't harass me anymore, Lao Tzu likes men!" ”

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey, it's too much! If you are so foolish, even if I can bear the humiliation and burden, in case Xiao Zhengtai sees it...... Well, don't say I didn't warn you beforehand. 】

[Author: Look at the chair...... Uh, for Bingmiao's sake, I'll spare you for once! 】

The vixen invited, and for someone who wants to break the chick and take off and wants to be blind, he will naturally not refuse.

System prompt: White Yasha accepted the team invitation sent by the player "The Vixen Who Picks Yin and Replenishes Yin", and left a message - "See you at the teleportation NPC, who is not only a puppy~"

Five minutes later, the teleportation NPC was surrounded by a bare-chested idiot figure circling around a richly dressed and flamboyant female character, seemingly looking for a suitable shot...... Uh, the lower hand position.

【Team Channel】White Yasha: "I am willing to lose the bet, since you don't have that...... In the future, your nickname will no longer be Sister Little Flower! ”

Bing Miao glanced at someone's screen openly, and complained, "You still threaten people with this garbage nickname, do you really think Sister Xiaohua is so handy......"

Yuwen Xiuce casually asked Bai Yasha to make a skirt lifting, and said without hurrying, "No matter how bad the nickname of Sister Xiaohua is, at least it is better than being called Xiaohua Dog." ”

Bingmiao was silent for a while, repeatedly reviewed her aesthetics, and finally hesitated to speak: "Actually...... I think the little flower dog is a little bit better. ”

Author: "Reconsideration! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "......"

PS: There is a small surprise in the introduction of the eighth volume, which is an easter egg of the new volume. New year, new volume, I hope to think of better stalks.