"Hey! Guys, we're meeting again! Zhang, we mailed you the wedding gift, does Mrs. she like it? ”

The offseason is over, the new season is just around the corner, and teammates who haven't seen each other in months meet again, and they are especially affectionate. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoAlthough many Bulls players did not show up for Zhang Shang's wedding, everyone also got together to buy a "chic" gift to show their gratitude.

"Don't mention that damn gift to me again, I don't know which of you was the idea? So much so that Lao Tzu could only hide that ghost thing in the bedroom, because of this incident, my wife left me for half a year. ”

When it came to this stubble, the old driver Zhang Shang was angry, and the wedding gift given to him by these friends was actually a lifelike huge crystal male root!

Despite Anthony Jr.'s malicious inquiry, it's clear that Kiyan wasn't the culprit, and that the prank was most likely the work of Mickey Mouse Tom or Thompson, who he had a good relationship with.

These gringos are so funny, it's really damaging for people to give such a wonderful sculpture to their newlyweds.

"Zhang, you can't help but appreciate it, that's also our heart, it contains everyone's good wishes, which means that the dragon spirit of the brother is fierce. You know, it was carved from a piece of natural crystal, which cost us more than 30,000 US dollars, and it is rare to see such a good product. ”

"Young, you've been out of the limelight this holiday, I heard that you've also been promoted, and you're already a colonel? Dude, I've seen that picture, and even my sister already likes you. ”

In order to divert the anger of the old driver, Mickey Mouse opened the topic without a ride.

"Tom, your sister must be a beauty?" , the old driver rolled his eyes, and finally found an opportunity to take revenge.

"Zhang, you should have this vision. Seriously, my sister Yulia is really a real beauty. Even if the figure is compared to Maggie, it is not much worse. ”

Mickey Mouse's words, Yi Yang and the others didn't think so, but the bad friends in the team were wolf-eyed. I can't imagine that the obscene Tom has such a sexy and touching sister!

"Man! That antique Mustang sports car of mine, you've loved it for a long time. I wouldn't mind borrowing you for a spin this Sunday. But, buddy, can you introduce me to Yulia? ”

Without waiting for Thompson to open his mouth, Candy hurriedly squeezed forward, although Mickey Mouse was a year younger than him, but this thing still didn't mind having an extra teammate "Big Brother".

"Are you telling the truth? No problem, let me tell you, everyone in the community compliments Yulia on how she looks like me, which is very cute! For the sake of the mustang, I can go back and talk to her. ”

it! Looks like you, and you're fucking cute? The plump stunner in his mind gradually changed into Tom's lewd eyes, and Candy couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum.

"Tom, you'd better save it! It occurred to me that my cousin in Washington was coming this weekend, and he really wanted to experience the raw power of that Mustang, which I'll talk about later. ”

Looking at Tom's puzzled expression, there was a lot of laughter in the locker room, especially the old driver, who was even more out of breath, this two hundred and five, still fell into his trap.

After a while, everyone got down to business, even though there was still a week to go before the preseason and everyone was already thinking about a second championship.

"Did you hear that the Celtics have traded for the No. 6 pick in the first round, rookie Stevenson from North Carolina. We can't underestimate this guy, if it weren't for Donkey Kong Victor's candidacy, this guy would probably take off the identity of the top pick in the draft. ”

"There is a shortage of players like him in the league, who is 7.5 feet tall and has very rare physical qualities. You must know that North Carolina products must be high-quality! ”

Substitute center Jeep licked his lips and glanced at Tao Yaowei, who was silent, thinking that the Bulls' inside advantage may not be much cheaper this season.

"Come on! In terms of overall strength, neither the Spurs nor the Polar Bears are worse than the Celtics. Let's not talk about that group of crazy Russians, even the spray emperor Teague can also blow up the big bamboo pole in North Carolina! ”

Jeep's "alarmism", little Anthony didn't take it to heart at all. How much of a storm can a rookie set off, since Sharif's retirement, whoever wants to get the title of No. 1 center has to pass the "trash talk" master first.

The disciples didn't focus on training, and they studied the championship candidates for this season, but head coach Rose didn't stop him, and he also wanted to see what everyone said about the teams in the league today.

"If you want me to say, these two teams are not necessarily opponents of the Polar Bears. The Russians are not good visitors, and I deliberately studied the video of CSKA games in the off-season, as well as some related materials. The more I look at it, the more frightening I become! ”

"Although Teague is all-round and strong, he is still a few streets behind Donkey Kong. That guy's strength and size can make even the squirting emperor unrecognizable. ”

Although Candy is lustful, his vision is extraordinarily unique, and in terms of ball quotient in the Bulls, except for Yi Yang, no one dares to say that he is taller than him.

"The altitude of Teague and the big bamboo pole is much shorter than that of the eight-foot fierce Victor, even in terms of physical confrontation ability and feel, it is not advantageous at all. Donkey Kong's nickname is called for nothing? It is said that this kid's bench press and snatch are not much worse than professional weightlifters. ”

"Look at those Russian players, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps, in last year's preseason Europe, weren't the Green Army and Spurs planted in the hands of CSKA?"

"Compared to last season, this year's championship, our opponents are a lot stronger, and it's really hard to say who wins or loses."

won the first championship in his career, and Anthony Jr. was even more complacent, and the comments of his teammates were quite reluctant to listen.

"Can you not grow the ambition of others and destroy your own prestige? They have their strengths, and we're not vegetarians either. There is a boss here, what Donkey Kong, what spray emperor, they are all side dishes for dinner! ”

"As long as Young doesn't take a stand, our throne won't be coveted by them! Basketball Satan, that is sealed by the god Jordan himself, if anyone is not convinced, first break the boss's various records. ”

"Guys! Now the league has the saying that those who win the foreign win the world, it's not that I'm too optimistic, as long as Young doesn't leave the Bulls, the championship has to be ours. ”

"Last season, Young led the team single-handedly, didn't he also beat the San Antonio troika? Brother Pingtou in society, people don't talk much, this is the highest evaluation given to him by Spurs! ”

Although this is a bit hasty, it does make some sense, and the magical Chinese youth will not be able to produce one for thousands of years.

Anthony Jr.'s analysis has added countless pride to the Bulls. Damn it! That is, who is afraid of whom? Youth is like a flame, if you don't accept it, let's do it!