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To put it in my heart, playing the Asian team, not to mention that Yi Yang can't lift his spirits, even his teammates have become giggling and hanging. The research is nothing more than what to eat there, where to play, which country is the easiest to soak in the girl and so on.

With the promotion of NBA basketball around the world, the pattern of Asian basketball has always been in the hands of South Korea, Australia, Iran and China, and these four companies basically take turns to sit in the Asian Championships.

Uzbekistan, the Philippines, Qatar and Lebanon in the quarterfinals always accompany the prince to study. The Philippines, in particular, has become an Asian powerhouse by naturalizing marginal players in the NBA.

In recent years, the South Korean men's basketball team, known as the "Taiji Tiger", has performed vigorously, and has been the boss of Asian basketball for two consecutive terms.

As everyone knows, South Korea is a "superpower" that likes "obscenity" very much, and is willing to stick any good thing on its own country, and the argument that "Yi Yang has Korean blood" is not new!

Closely followed by Australia, which is a team that has been forced into the Asian region, Australian basketball started relatively late, and rugby and football are more sought after in China.

However, in the past few decades, there have been many outstanding players who have played in the NBA, but the team has been aging recently, and it is in a period of lack of success, so they can only follow the Taiji Tigers to eat ashes.

Then there is Iran, which has Caucasian genes but lives in traditional Asia, a country that is very good at sports, and faith, hard work, and hard work are the tenets of Iranian warfare.

Basketball has always been relatively strong in West Asia, and since Australia was divided into Asian divisions, their performance has been tepid, and they have occasionally exploded to prove that they still exist.

As for China, it has always been accustomed to the role of a leader, but it has been very embarrassing in recent years. South Korea and Australia are unusually strong, and Iran has won the top spot in the Asian Championships at least once in a while, but the Chinese team has not touched the championship trophy for four times!

With the departure of the golden generation of players, although the rising stars have their own characteristics, there has never been a core figure who can stand alone, coupled with fragile physical fitness and chaotic league management, Chinese basketball has inevitably gone downhill.

This is also a big reason why Yi Yang has become popular quickly, Chinese basketball has indeed been silent for too long. The former overlord of the East has done ridiculous and stupid things for nearly ten years to accompany the prince to study.

"I like Korean women, they look more like Oriental beauties, man. Korean girls seem to have more mysterious eyes, and of course, Japanese beauties are also very good, you know. ”

When it comes to going to Asia to play, the lewd Mickey Mouse is definitely a hundred supportive consents. Before arriving in Seoul, I couldn't wait to exchange my experience with Thompson in the cabin.

"You know the! It's also a special feature of oriental beauty, that's called a single eyelid! In addition, I will send you a piece of news for free, there are two bizarre countries in the world, Asia, which is very suitable for your pervert to play. ”

After knowing that the crystal male root was Tom's idea, the old driver had already blacklisted this guy.

"Oh? Zhang, tell me about it, which two countries are they? You are more familiar with Asia than I am, and I will not forget your brother if I have the benefits. ”

"Tom, the wonders of those two countries can only be submitted by you. The first one is Thailand, which likes to turn men into women, when you see a sexy and plump girl, don't be impulsive, there is a possibility that you will be pushed by a hard guy. ”

"The second is South Korea, where no matter how sorry you look at society, beauticians will make you a peerless beauty. If you want to marry a Korean woman as a wife, you should always be careful that your offspring may look even more fucking handsome than you! ”

This guy is so funny, when did the old Chinese driver learn to be so humorous, hearing Zhang Shang's ridicule, his teammates laughed heartily, and little Anthony stretched out his thumb exaggeratedly.

"Dude, don't worry about this at all. When I get to Thailand, I really should be careful, as long as I don't hang two small speakers under the woman I want to soak, I can accept the rest. ”

"As for beautiful Korean women, don't worry, being as handsome as I am is enough for you to be proud of! Let's get on! ”

People are invincible, and this thing can say such otherworldly words, it should be so special and shameless! Looking at Mickey Mouse's complacent appearance, the old driver was also completely speechless.

"Okay, guys, I've heard enough of your talk, let's figure out how to play the first game after returning."

Head coach Rose, who didn't want to let this obscene topic continue, immediately found a way to divert the attention of this group of hormonal guys.

"The South Korean team is even more arrogant than the Russians, and they have already dreamed of beating the NBA championship. The news also said that even if the Chinese team has Young, it is just a paving stone on their way to success. ”

Jeep, who had not spoken, held up his microcomputer, "This is really a bunch of guys who don't know whether to live or die!" ”

The recent Korean media, like their own team that has been beaten with chicken blood, after learning about the NBA preseason Asian schedule, they don't know where they got their confidence, and they are as excited as if they have taken medicine!

"Korean players, don't take it personally. The sticks always behaved a bit like the movies they made, one by one they would just shout and bark meaninglessly, and finally be abused like an angry dog. ”

If this was put a year and a half ago, Yi Yang would not dare to say it, it would make people think that he was too arrogant. Until now, no one would really object to such a description.

"! You described it really appropriately, the level of movies and TV series of sticks is indeed quite high. But regardless of the male or female leads, you first learn to shout, and the actors who can't shout can't shout can't eat this bowl of rice. Of course, guys, your expressions must first learn to exaggerate! ”

After the old driver finished speaking, he imitated dropping an angry "Oh! Xipaner! ", and then muttered with an excited expression "A shrimp gives" what is the of Sorcing.

Not to mention that this product really wants to be such a Han fan, the expression is very in place, and the imitation is very vivid, and Tao Yaowei laughed when he saw it.