"Brother Fan, what is it that is smiling so happily, the student union has fallen?" Xu Changhui saw Chen Fan approaching with a long smile all the way, and people were a little curious.

The student union was naturally messed up, Chen Fan didn't believe that he could enter the discipline inspection with this kind of performance, but if he successfully tricked Wei Youlong, it didn't matter if the student union entered or not.

"I think I'm probably unofficial, just concentrate on studying in college, and when I just came back, I saw Wei Youlong running all the way, and everyone hit the fire hydrant, and the picture was very joyful." As soon as Chen Fan thought of Wei Youlong's appearance of trotting around his crotch, he felt that tonight's laughter had been contracted.

Xu Changhui asked with concern, "Is the injury serious, why is this guy in such a hurry?" ”

"I heard that he was found on multiple boats, and now he is in a hurry to coax Pan Huiru, for fear that others will shake out all the bad things he has done, hehe, evil will be rewarded." Chen Fan pretended to be hearsay and vividly described the situation at the scene at the time of the crime.

Lai Guangyi joined the discussion group of the two with great interest, "What's wrong with Brother Long?" Capsized? ”

"Not only is the ship capsizing, but the dock is going to be demolished." Chen Fan smiled evilly.

"Mother Xipi, who the hell is messing with me."

A scolding sounded outside, and Chen Fan heard that it was Wei Youlong, coughed lightly twice, and everyone scattered back to their positions.

"Brother Long, why do you have a gloomy face, such a beautiful bright moon, people should be happy." Chen Fan glanced at and smiled, but in the end he still couldn't hold back, turned his head and laughed at the wall.

Wei Youlong shook his hand and said angrily: "It must have been done by one of you, I haven't told anyone else about these things, only you have the opportunity to do it." ”

"Huh? What are the things that Brother Long is talking about? Xu Changhui said with a puzzled expression.

Lai Guangyi deliberately lowered his volume and said: "Brother Fan said that you ran too fast and hit the pole, and you happened to be bumped into by him, it's okay, it's all brothers, men, a little painful and can't help but say." ”

"Now Pan Huiru's side can't be stable at all, I don't have to mix in the accounting school in the future, those recordings are made by a few of you." Wei Youlong looked around and stopped his gaze on Chen Fan.

"Chen Fan, you were also outside the classroom at that time, you must have been a troublemaker, right?"

Chen Fan tried his best to hide the schadenfreude in his heart, frowned and said: "I don't understand what you're talking about, what does it have to do with me that my multi-line operation collapsed, I just happened to pass by." ”

Wei Youlong smiled coldly and said, "The department you interviewed for is on the second floor, why did you run upstairs, and said that it wasn't you who made trouble." ”

"Huh? Then tell me what the hell I did, I'll listen to you. Chen Fan was not afraid of confrontation, because he had already deleted all the recordings on his mobile phone.

Wei Youlong yelled: "You recorded my voice and broadcast it on Senior Sister Zheng Xiaoruo's mobile phone, just to embarrass me and make me unable to get off the stage." ”

Chen Fan couldn't help but applaud Wei Youlong's touching logic, and he retorted one by one: "First, I recorded what you said; second, I don't know this Senior Sister Zheng Xiaoruo, why did I become an accomplice with her; Third, I went up to the fourth floor to find someone, so do I have to go back to the dormitory after the interview? ”

Wei Youlong slapped his thigh, stiffened his face and got angry, Chen Fan couldn't find fault with what he said, the words in the recording were indeed not the content of his ridicule with his roommate last night, and the voice was indeed broadcast from Zheng Xiaoruo's mobile phone, no matter how it was explained, it didn't work.

But Wei Youlong only admits a dead reason, and someone definitely wants to mess with him.

"One....It must have been recorded by you while I was sleeping and talking in my sleep, and, who can you find when you come up, Xu Yingren is on the fifth floor, I don't believe you know other girls." Wei Youlong, who was confused in logic, had already begun to babble nonsense.

Chen Fan was poked in the sore spot, and fought back mercilessly: "Whoever steps on a horse is okay and climbs into your bed at night to record your dreams, recording snoring and farting is much more interesting than this, cut, I just came to find Pan Huiru, because I see her beautiful, I want to peek at Fangrong, what can you do with me." ”

"Hmph, you kid have to keep an eye on my prey, right, Xu Ying's business is that you are a hindrance, and now even Pan Huiru you have to come and intervene, your hands and feet are stretched long enough."

"What? If you can't find a girlfriend, you have to rely on me, right? Do you have to pull me to blame for the mistakes I made? Why don't you go to the insurance company to see if there is any love rollover insurance to buy, so that you can play drifting even if the road is bent. Speaking of this, Chen Fan is not afraid of tearing his face, is it possible that the other party still dares to stab himself with a knife?

Wei Youlong glared at Chen Fan angrily, grabbed the lighter on the table and threatened: "Finally willing to admit it, and said that you didn't do it." ”

"Smoking is bad for your health, and I hate second-hand smoke the most, I've put up with you for a long time with those bad habits, you're such a big person, didn't you teach you to throw garbage in the trash? I also spit in the dormitory, why don't I see you using your bed as a toilet. ”

"Brother Fan, Brother Long, dissipate your anger, they are all in the same dormitory, if you have anything to say, sit down and talk about it." Lai Guangyi saw that the atmosphere was not right, and immediately jumped out to pull the rack.

"Yes, yes, Brother Fan, he didn't mean that, it was all a misunderstanding, besides, Pan Huiru is indeed beautiful, especially those long legs, I am a little ready to move." Xu Changhui also became a peacemaker.

Wei Youlong pointed at the three of them and said: "Yes, join forces to fix me, these two hillbillies should be horses, and it is you, a city person, who are taking the lead in making trouble, right, I can't get used to seeing me sitting in a fragrant car and BMW, and I am jealous and unbalanced, so I came up with these bad moves, right, I can't stay in this dormitory, you three Buddhas live by yourself, I want to apply for a change of dormitory." ”

Chen Fan sneered: "Heh, have you finally revealed your true colors, a sense of superiority, how many stinky money there are at home, what I look down on the most is people like you, find a way to move the dormitory, save me from seeing you every day." ”

"Lao Tzu is not rare, I will move away tonight, you will see." Wei Youlong simply packed his luggage and dragged the trolley suitcase out of the door.

"Hey, your mosquito net hasn't been confiscated yet." Chen Fan shouted happily behind him.

Wei Youlongtou didn't reply and said: "There are mosquitoes in places without air conditioning, so keep them for you as a coffin lid." ”

"Hey, don't you want your Rolex watch?" Chen Fan raised the watch in his hand again.

"No, leave this bargain for you poor devils as a souvenir." Hearing the voice, Wei Youlong ran faster.

"It's also a roar, this kind of imitation isn't worth a lot of money." Chen Fan deliberately raised his voice, and when he saw that people walked downstairs, he still shouted unrelentingly: "I advise you to buy a fake one in the future, but the words of this Rolex are all misspelled." ”

"Ouch, this iPhone only has a cover."

"Tut, this 82-year-old Lafite opened it and it turned out to be Tiandi No. 1."

"Haha, your Armani hat is also fake, this style is not green at all."