"That dead fat man in the back, it's funny to punch, isn't it, I'll make you laugh enough later."

Chen Fan covered his mouth and looked at the people around him, not to mention, there are really a lot of dead fat people.

"The dead fat man with the belt tied upside down, I'll give you ten seconds to get out of the queue, ten, nine, eight, ......"

Chen Fan looked down in horror and saw that his belt was really tied upside down, and he had to admire the instructor's good eyesight.

"Report to the instructor, Chen Fan, a member of the military physical boxing phalanx, came out of the queue and asked for instructions." Chen Fan stopped laughing with one hand, and solemnly saluted with the other.

"Listen to me, face everyone, turn left." The instructor adjusted the brim of Chen Fan's hat, and he was still holding a belt in his hand, Chen Fan didn't dare to move, and obediently followed the instructor's instructions to make movements.

The instructor ordered with a serious face: "Tell everyone out loud what you were laughing at just now." ”

"Huh? I'm afraid this is not good, ugly things should not be publicized. Chen Fan was taken aback, but he couldn't help laughing.

The instructor urged: "If I tell you to say it, you can say it, if you don't say it, you won't boxing today, and run until the end of the training, isn't it funny, hide behind and laugh so much that your pants are about to fall off." ”

Chen Fan saw that he was in trouble, and said in a consultative tone: "Then I'll just say it." ”

"Wait, if it's not funny, there's a person here who doesn't laugh and runs an extra lap, and there is no cap."

Chen Fan suddenly felt a lot of pressure, he cleared his throat, and shouted in a simulated advertising slogan: "Yuanyu University, Wei Youlong, a classmate of the School of Accounting of Yuanyu University, boasts of destroying flowers with his hot hands, stepping on many boats, owing a lot of love debts, and running away with his towbar box, we have no choice, the original price of tens of thousands of 82-year-old Lafite bottled world No. 1, Armani limited forgiveness hat, customized version of Apple cover, now all nine pieces nine, all as long as nine pieces nine, Wei Youlong, you are not a person, what kind of big-headed ghost are you pretending." ”

"Poof~ha"

The scene erupted in a sea of laughter, which attracted the other training phalanxes as well.

The instructor pretended to be calm and said: "Shh~ Quiet, dead fat man, I will spare you this time and return to the team for training." ”

"Yes, Instructor." Chen Fan could see that the instructor wanted to laugh, and the vegetable leaves between his teeth were squeezed to the corners of his lips.

Chen Fan's roar, Wei Youlong's reputation instantly became loud, and I believe that after a few days of fermentation, Wei Youlong will be able to become a man of the year in the school.

"Hey, your tone is quite sensitive, but it's a little less verve." Hua Tianyi gave Chen Fan a look and made a brief evaluation.

Chen Fan shrugged his shoulders and said, "I just made a temporary idea, after all, I am not a professional." ”

"Those two dead fat men in the back, it's funny, don't you, run two laps out of the queue, run the whole distance with a smile for me, don't shut up."

"Yes, Instructor." Hua Tianyi agreed very happily, laughed and ran out of the queue, and the hearty laughter soon resounded on the red plastic runway.

……

"Ahead into the danger zone, re-routing for you."

Chen Fan, who was possessed by a bear, stopped his feet and looked at the school road where people came and went, not aware of the potential danger.

"It's really uncomfortable, the enemy is in the dark, I'm in the light, hiding all day long, it takes a lot of time to waste." Chen Fan sighed and turned to another path.

"What to do? This guy didn't come this way, do you want to follow? He Wei put the bricks back on the flower base and covered them with some soil.

Qin Peilin also put away Nokia and said: "What did Brother Long tell us, find an opportunity to sneak attack and beat us, teach a lesson to see if this kid is still arrogant in the future, there are so few people on the road he walks, and he will be discovered as soon as he catches up." ”

He Wei shouted: "Count him as good luck as a kid, anyway, we have a chance to beat him, and one night when he returns to the dormitory after school, it will be a brick in the dark, and he will not be able to take care of himself." ”

Qin Peilin lit a cigarette and said, "Just a few stitches, if it's heavy, we don't have to study." ”

He Wei snatched the cigarette butt with one hand and smoked it with relish, "We are not students of this broken university, I don't want to study in that unpopular college, the tuition is still expensive, there is not a single eye-catching girl in it, and the whole Jurassic Park." ”

Qin Peilin re-lit his cigarette and said: "This business is easy to do, there are 1,000 bricks under these bricks, which is enough for me to brush the plate for more than half a month." ”

He Wei threw the unburned cigarette butt into the flower garden with one hand, spit out the smoke and said, "Hurry up and find someone, I want to get things done tonight." ”

Qin Peilin analyzed: "People should go outside the school, let's go out and have a look first, and then find a few suitable places for ambush." ”

He Wei said disdainfully: "It's really troublesome, I really want to rush up and face it with a slap of bricks, everyone is worry-free." ”

Chen Fan ran out of the school safely and came to the familiar barbecue restaurant to meet a familiar person.

"Why are you alone?"

As soon as Li Peijun looked up, he found that Chen Fan was the only one, so he buried his head again, and the dinner plate was full of toothpick skewers left over from chewing.

"Hey, hey, you don't have to eat so much when I'm treated." Chen Fan took a chair from the next table and sat down, and also ordered a few skewers of barbecue with the boss.

Li Peijun looked at Chen Fan with disdain and said, "What about Xu Ying? Jinwu Zangjiao doesn't let my brother see it, you don't know what kind of person I am, do you have a photo? Let me see. ”

Chen Fan leaned his head and said, "What Xu Ying, we are just normal friends, not what you think, I am not a casual person." ”

Li Peijun joked: "Tut-tut, you are still the same, with the pedantic taste of a poor and sour talent, no wonder everyone's beautiful hydrangea can't hit your head, dare to love you for being hanging around in a mass grave." ”

"What kind of messy metaphor are you, I always feel that Wei Youlong will send someone to retaliate against me, I am panicked, and I can't sleep well." Chen Fan glanced at him, grabbed a skewer of grilled squid and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hey, what are you afraid of, Wei Youlong's guts are very small, you know how to bluff, you will be beaten by thugs at most, and you can jump alive by lying in the hospital with a few stitches."

Chen Fan stared at Li Peijun and asked, "Do you know Wei Youlong?" Know him so well. ”

Li Peijun spread his hands and said: "The spokesperson of Yuanyu's children, I heard a little about it when I was in high school. ”

Chen Fan laughed out loud and said, "I didn't expect this guy to be really rich." ”

"Wei Youlong's family is quite rich, but the tutor is strict, he usually doesn't have much pocket money, and he likes to spend money lavishly, so he often buys some high-quality imitations, but unfortunately his vision is not very good." Li Peijun shook out Wei Youlong's black history, and Chen Fan listened to it with relish on the side.

Chen Fan said with emotion: "Your circle is really complicated. ”

"Don't worry, it's going to be fine, Wei Youlong still has to mess around at school, and things won't make too much trouble." Li Peijun stuffed his mouth with barbecue and comforted with oil.

"I hope so, too." Chen Fan picked up a cup of cold white to relieve greasy.

"Warning, danger approaching ......"