"Hahaha, it's so funny, is this really fake?"

"Ouch, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts so much from laughing, and my mouth hurts too."

"I haven't laughed like this in a long time, it's so uncomfortable......"

After a long while, everyone gradually calmed down and sat up straight one by one, but every time they swept past the slightly innocent Gu Han, they couldn't help but think of the picture he had just described, so they began to laugh again.

Among them, especially Liv Garbo, Fu Qiaoxian, and Meng Qian, the feelings of the three are the most different. Xiao Yangniu and Gu Han have been together for so long, although they occasionally listen to him joke, but they have never encountered such a spoof situation today, this story is very funny, yes, but the point is still Gu Han's narration, which is well-organized and has clear levels, and he has never laughed throughout the whole process, but the imitation of various expressions and tones is vivid, making the audience feel as if they are there.

As for Meng Qian and Fu Qiaoxian, they didn't have much contact with Gu Han, and their understanding was completely limited to one-sidedness, so they didn't expect him to have such a side, which was really impressive.

"Dude, I took it, I really took it, this is definitely the funniest joke I've heard this year, and now I still have pain on both sides of my cheeks." Sven Man, who was wearing glasses, walked over with a wine glass, with a smile on his face that couldn't be hidden: "Come, I respect you, let's drink a glass of liquor and make friends." ”

At the same time, another man also came over, also holding a wine glass in his hand: "I believe this is the worst time that Ye Remnant and Hua Xuenuo have been hacked, but it's true!" Come buddy, I respect you too. ”

Gu Han didn't slack off, picked up the wine glass and touched it with the two, and after drinking it all, he responded seriously: "This is not a joke, what I said is true." ”

"Poof!"

When several people heard this, they immediately burst out laughing again.

"Dude, did you learn cross talk before? The seriousness of your joke is really joyful, really. ”

"I used to think I was quite humorous, but now I can be considered a master."

It's all true, and that guy Hua Xuenuo told me personally...... Gu Han was very helpless, how could the story that he couldn't remember become a joke in their ears, but after thinking about it, it was okay to do this, so as not to have to spend more time explaining the source of this story.

The excitement lasted for a while, and the dinner continued, and at this time, Gu Han received a message from Liv Garbo again: "Very interesting story, Gu Han, praise for you." "Behind it is a thumbs-up emoji.

"Haha, I still know a lot of stories like this, I'll tell you later." Gu Han responded happily.

"Okay, but I don't listen to it today, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"Well, if you behave well one day, I'll tell you one."

"You didn't say there were strings attached!"

"I didn't say there were no strings attached."

"........." Liv Garbo sent a long list of ellipses.

After chatting with the little Yangniu for a few words, Gu Han put away his mobile phone and was about to continue eating, when a voice came from Leng Buding next to him: "Gu Han, tell me too." ”

It's Mo Xiaoxue.

Gu Han turned his head and looked at Mo Xiaoxue who was full of anticipation, and his face couldn't help but darken: "You peeked at my ** again?" ”

"I said your font is too big." Mo Xiaoxue said seriously: "I just glanced at it." ”

This crappy reason again, when I'm an idiot...... Gu Han was indignant in his heart, but he said helplessly: "I'll tell you next time." ”

"Then let's add a chat buddy first." Mo Xiaoxue took out her mobile phone, and asked again at the end: "By the way, what is your name in the game, you can go back and tell me in the game." ”

Gu Han raised his eyes and looked at the sky: "I told you, my name is Chu Xiu in the game." ”

Mo Xiaoxue rolled her eyes and muttered, "Stingy." ”

The after-dinner activity was karaoke, and someone originally proposed to go clubbing, but Meng Qian was afraid that Liv Jiabao was there, so she finally chose the former.

Gu Han is a few years older than them, and the singers and songs he likes are quite different, and singing is indeed not his specialty, so he simply played dice with Mo Xiaoxue and them, and lost and drank beer, he is very good at this kind of small game that requires calculation, and he has not lost a few times in total, but Mo Xiaoxue, Xi Miao, and Gong Yuxi have some tragedies and have been poured a lot, and Ruo Su sat on the side and watched quietly.

Liv Garbo followed Meng Qian to learn to sing Chinese songs, this little girl is quite savvy, Meng Qian only needs to start, she can learn the same, and the Swedish songs she ordered, Meng Qian can't learn anything.

Happy times are always very fast, in a blink of an eye, it was past twelve o'clock in the night, the group of people still did not get enough out of the club, said goodbye to each other, Mo Xiaoxue and the four girls who came from afar were arranged by Fu Qiaoxian in the same hotel, Meng Qian said that she wanted to carnival with them all night, Fu Qiaoxian disagreed, but thinking that today was her birthday, and there were four friends there, she could only be willful.

The three of them got into the same taxi, Gu Han sat in the back seat with the sleeping little foreign girl, Fu Qiaoxian hesitated, and finally did not go to the co-pilot and sat next to Gu Han.

The taxi drove in the brightly lit city, the night was as desolate as water, the car was cheerful, the car was quiet, only the melodious singing of the radio and the sound of their own breathing.

"Today's story of yours is very interesting." In the end, Fu Qiaoxian was the first to break the silence, because she was afraid that Liv Garbo was already asleep, so she lowered her voice very low.

"Thank you, you're beautiful today, too." Gu Han responded with a smile, he really didn't know what to say, a single "thank you" seemed too rusty, and it was too enthusiastic to say something else, so he only thought of complimenting the other party's appearance, after all, this is an indisputable fact.

Hearing this, Fu Qiaoxian was stunned, before the age of twenty-two, she had heard a lot of flattering words, but no one would deliberately use the word "beautiful" for her, most of them were cute, pretty, good-looking, beautiful and so on, until she met that man, and his praise was only four words - you are beautiful.

Simple and straightforward, but not abrupt at all, but moving.

Fu Qiaoxian still clearly remembered how happy he was at that time, and later the two became a couple, and he specially asked him, how beautiful he was in his eyes?

His answer was still simple, just one sentence: "The beauty of a thousand warships." ”

Although she knew that it was a coaxing love story, Fu Qiaoxian was still moved to tears, just because of this allusion, she knew, in Greek mythology, after Helen, the daughter of Zeus, was abducted by Paris, the Greek coalition army sailed together, and after ten years of bloody battles, the towering walls of Troy were burned into ashes.

Therefore, there is another version of the Trojan War - the war for Helen, the most beautiful woman in the world.

She didn't expect a man to say this, but this simple sentence was more shocking than all the previous compliments combined.

It's just that now that he thinks about it, Fu Qiaoxian can't help but feel bitter, these words are beautiful, but I don't know how many women he has said, he will never be the first, nor can he be the last.

Hiding the sourness in his heart with a strong smile, Fu Qiaoxian started another topic: "How have you been in the game recently?" Are you still a loose person? ”

"Well, I'm still a loose person." After Gu Han finished speaking, he found that the woman's expression was a little unnatural, and asked with concern: "Are you okay, your face is not very good, is there something uncomfortable?" ”

Yes? Fu Qiaoxian touched his face and said with a forced smile: "It's okay, maybe I've drunk wine, and I feel a little stuffy in my heart." ”

Gu Han saw that her complexion gradually returned to ruddy, relieved, and asked casually: "It's been a few months since I left Qiushui Pavilion, I don't know how you are during this time, are they okay with Weikang and Xiaolou?" ”

Hearing this, Fu Qiaoxian's expression instantly dimmed, and he sighed lightly: "It's not good, not long after you left, Weikang and the others left, and I also chose to leave some time ago." ”

Gu Han was a little surprised, and at the same time secretly relieved, Wei Kang and several people knew their game names, if they and Fu Qiaoxian stayed in Qiushui Pavilion, then it would be difficult to hide their identities in reality, although the relationship between him and the second daughter was not bad now, especially Meng Qian, it was unlikely that he would expose himself to reporters, but he was not afraid of 10,000 just in case, after all, the less people knew about this matter, the better.

The real identity in the game can be revealed, because it is a matter of time, but in reality it is absolutely not, he does not want Liv Garbo to be disturbed too much, and wants her to have a peaceful and happy childhood.

"And you're now?" Gu Han asked.

"Help out in my cousin's guild, the same guild that recommended you last time." Fu Qiaoxian said.

Speaking of this, Gu Han looked a little guilty, and said with a dry smile: "I'm sorry for what happened last time, what I heard may be rumors in the rivers and lakes, blame me, I didn't figure it out, I took it seriously." ”

"Forget it, it's been so long, why are you mentioning it?" Fu Qiaoxian smiled generously: "Besides, I was also at fault in that matter, because I didn't explain it to you clearly in advance, and the previous misunderstanding will be written off from now on." ”

"Okay." Gu Han smiled and nodded.

At the door of the house, Gu Han was about to say goodbye, but found that Fu Qiaoxian had a look of wanting to say something, and couldn't help but wonder: "What's wrong?" ”

The woman gritted her teeth, as if she had made up her mind, and pretended to smile calmly: "I drank a little too much when I sang just now, and I may not be able to sleep for a while." ”

Can't sleep! Gu Han was stunned, what do you mean?

"Don't you want me to come and sit at your house? Anyway, we've been neighbors for so long, I don't know what the layout of your house is. Fu Qiaoxian added, I don't know if it was because of drinking wine or other reasons, her cheeks were dyed with a thick flush.

Isn't it the way it is, I haven't touched it......

Besides, it's quite late now, and it's inevitable that lonely men and widows will be in the same room......

Gu Han wanted to say these words, but he also knew that once he said it, the relationship between the two that had just eased would definitely freeze again, and he was not so narcissistic that he thought that Fu Qiaoxian wanted to go to the house to sit and sit because he had something to think about himself, and others were likely to simply want to sit and sit.

Is it really possible?

Of course.

Gu Han kept telling himself in his heart that it was possible.

"Come in, you don't have to change your shoes, someone will come to clean it every day." Gu Han finally invited Fu Qiaoxian into the house, beckoned her to sit first, carried the little girl back to the bedroom, covered the blanket, and then closed the door and retreated.

"Tea? Can cure hangover. Gu Han took out two cups from the kitchen cabinet and asked by the way.

"No, I don't like tea." Fu Qiaoxian walked over slowly, looked at the layout of the kitchen, and asked seemingly casually, "Do you have wine at home?" ”

Wine? Gu Han's eyelids jumped, and he looked at her strangely: "You haven't drunk enough?" ”

"Hmm!" Fu Qiaoxian nodded slightly, and said with a light smile: "I want to drink a little more, maybe I can get a good night's sleep." ”

Gu Han hesitated for a moment and said, "There are two bottles of red wine, but there is nothing to drink." ”

He and Liv Garbo also had a drink occasionally, so they were prepared.

"I seem to have it at home, I'll go check it out." After Fu Qiaoxian finished speaking, he went out.

Gu Han couldn't come back to his senses, so he came home in the middle of the night to sit down, and he still wanted to drink? How is this rhythm so familiar?

"Now in this situation, it seems difficult to refuse, what if she drinks better than me? While I'm drunk...... No, no, no, how could I get drunk with two bottles of red wine, the white wine is about the same. ”

"What if she gets drugged? After waking up, he forcibly made me responsible, hmm, will the man still have a reaction after being poured by the drug? ”

"Am I crazy? Think of a girl's house like this? ”

While he was thinking wildly, Fu Qiaoxian came back, holding a few bags of snacks and some dried fruits in his hand, Gu Han fixed his eyes and took a look, pickled pepper phoenix feet, peanuts, spicy strips, couldn't help crying and laughing, are these really good with red wine? Shouldn't cheese or chocolate be more suitable?

Spit and complain, but in fact, Gu Han doesn't care about this, as a Chinese man, he has always loved white wine the most, and he doesn't know how to taste red wine, so naturally it doesn't matter what it goes with.

Taking out the relevant utensils, Gu Han quickly completed the process of decanting, Fu Qiaoxian also put a few snacks on the plate, put the coffee table, and poured half a glass of wine each, and this wine banquet with each heart officially began.

"Don't say it, this phoenix claw with red wine does have a unique taste." After clinking glasses as usual, Gu Han discovered a new way to pair deliciously.

"yes, I already knew." Fu Qiaoxian took a sip of wine and smiled a little proudly.

"You and Meng Qian often do this at home?" Gu Han was curious.

"Not really, but once in a while." Fu Qiaoxian said.

The two chatted casually, and soon most of the bottles of red wine were in their stomachs, Fu Qiaoxian seemed to be overwhelmed with alcohol, and she was already a little drunk, she took a sip of water to sober herself up, and then looked at the man and said, "Gu Han, ask you a question?" ”

Gu Han was biting a chicken claw in his mouth, and asked vaguely, "What?" ”

The woman propped up the coffee table, leaned closer, and exhaled like a land: "You, do you like my cousin?" ”

Well? Gu Han didn't seem to hear clearly: "What do you like?" ”

Fu Qiaoxian said loudly: "I said do you like my cousin, Meng Qian, do you like Meng Qian?" ”

Click, the chicken feet in Gu Han's mouth fell to the ground, he quickly picked it up, blew it twice, wiped it twice, and threw it into his mouth, puzzled: "Why are you asking this?" ”

Fu Qiaoxian sighed lightly and said, "I want you to chase her." ”

Click, the chicken feet fell to the ground again, Gu Han picked it up, hesitated, threw it into the trash can with a lot of heartache, looked at Fu Qiaoxian and said, "Aren't you drunk?" ”

"No, I'm not drunk, I'm more sober than ever." Fu Qiaoxian said in a daze: "If you really like her, you can boldly chase her, and the sooner the better, you can rest assured, I will provide you with all the convenience, what she likes and what she hates, I know, I also know what kind of confession she is most likely to be impressed......

She's a little upset.

What's going on? One by one, they all wanted to match me and Meng Qian...... Gu Han raised a question mark in his head, twisted his eyebrows, and said, "You have to give me a reason." ”

"If you like someone, you can chase it, what reason does this need?"

"But the problem is that I don't like her."

Fu Qiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong with Qianqian, why don't you like her?" Is she not beautiful enough or is she in bad shape? Or is it a personality issue? If that's the case, then I can assure you that she can score ninety, no, a hundred! ”

She was starting to be in a trance, and she was still a little slurred.

Gu Han could see that she was really drunk, and said according to her wishes: "It's all good, it's all good, it's okay everywhere, let's talk about it tomorrow, it's too late, I'll send you back to rest first." ”

After saying that, I was going to help her up.

Fu Qiaoxian shook off his hand and said, "No, I won't go back, you haven't promised me yet, if you don't promise me, I won't go back, I'll sleep in your house." ”

Gu Han's head was big, he was fine just now, why was he drunk like this all of a sudden, looking at the woman who was paralyzed on the sofa, he hesitated, but still leaned over and asked, "Miss Fu, do you really want to sleep here?" ”

"Don't ...... Forget...... I, I don't ...... Don't go back, I'm ...... To sleep in ...... Sleep here. Fu Qiaoxian muttered softly.

Let you sleep here, I won't be able to wash it tomorrow by jumping into the Yellow River...... Gu Han was ruthless, and he didn't care if any man or woman kissed or not, he took the key she put on the coffee table, and then walked over and hugged her horizontally.

"No...... No...... Touch me, don't ...... Don't touch me, you ...... You ...... Stinky man, off ...... Get away from me. Fu Qiaoxian tried hard to open his eyes, and subconsciously waved his arms, as if he wanted to drive away the man who was holding him.

Gu Han was almost hit in the face by her several times, and in desperation, he had to lift her up and carry her on his shoulders.

Entering the room next to him, Gu Han took a while to find Fu Qiaoxian's bedroom, put her on the bed, took off her shoes, and then helped her cover her with a blanket and put the key on the bedside, then exhaled, wiped the sweat on her forehead, and walked towards the door.

Before he reached the door, there was a hanging throat sound behind him, and Fu Qiaoxian sat up with his eyes slightly open, supporting the edge of the bed with one hand, as if he wanted to vomit.

"Hey, don't throw up here." Gu Han hurriedly rushed over, carried her to the bathroom, gently patted her back to make her vomit, and poured another cup of boiled water to rinse her mouth, but Fu Qiaoxian grunted and drank it all into her stomach.

With a glass of underwater, Fu Qiaoxian seemed to have regained some consciousness, and muttered, "I don't ...... Go back, don't ...... Don't touch me, stinky man...... Go away...... Go away......"

said so, but after she felt the heavy male breathing beside her, her soft body immediately wrapped up, her hands wrapped around Gu Han's waist, and the plump twin peaks were close to Gu Han's chest, and what was even worse was that the woman always tried to change to a more comfortable position, so she kept writhing, Gu Han felt dizzy in her head, and was provoked by Fu Qiaoxian like this, and her lower body, which had been abstinent for a long time, naturally reacted.

He took two deep breaths, suppressed the ** who was rising with the strength of the wine, and carried Fu Qiaoxian back to the bed, thinking that there should be nothing wrong, and was just about to leave, but found that the corner of his clothes was pulled by the woman again, and she muttered: "Don't go...... I'm so uncomfortable......"

Don't make a fuss, you'll be more uncomfortable if I don't leave...... Gu Han smiled bitterly, pulled her hand away, and tucked the blanket for her, Fu Qiaoxian pulled out his sleeve again, and said in a daze: "Don't go...... I'm so ...... I miss you so much, I ...... every day I'm thinking about you......"

Gu Han shook her head with a smile, patiently put her hand back on the quilt, and then walked towards the door, and at this time, Fu Qiaoxian said dreamily: "Don't ...... Don't leave me, brother...... Don't leave the shadow behind......"

Gu Han was shocked, subconsciously stopped, and the whole person seemed to freeze, standing there motionless like a statue.

"Brother...... Don't leave me, Xiaoying is good...... I miss my brother so much......"

Gu Han turned back with difficulty, his face was full of disbelief, he didn't step forward, but stood in place and quietly looked at the girl on the bed, watched her whisper, looked at her frowning, her face was full of sadness, and the smiling figure in his impression gradually coincided with the drunk woman.

The past is empty, and it is still like a dream.

After half a ring, Gu Han quietly sighed softly, and slowly walked out of the room with his brisk but extremely heavy steps at the moment.

When he got home, he had no intention of falling asleep, sat on the sofa and was silent for a long time, then went into the room and changed into a sports outfit, opened the door and ran out.

The night was dark, the four fields were quiet, Gu Han ran along the road at a constant speed, ran out of the community, ran across the Xiangjiang River, ran far, far away, and ran until the sky showed the white of the fish's belly, and he gradually stopped when he was exhausted, stopped a taxi on the side of the road, went home and took a shower, and fell asleep with the help of the deep sleep function of the game warehouse.

…………

When she woke up again, it was close to noon, Liv Garbo was teasing Er Ya in the living room, and saw Gu Han coming out of the room with sleepy eyes, she couldn't help but feel strange, she had the impression that Gu Han's work and rest time was very regular, and she got up before dawn every day, and then exercised, ate breakfast, and entered the game, why did she wake up now today? What did he do last night?

Liv Garbo wanted to ask, but Gu Han didn't give her a chance, washed up and poured a nutritious meal, told her that there was something important in the game today, and went back to the room.

Back to the game, Gu Han has recovered, after all, it is not the age of seventeen or eighteen years old to die or live, this adjustment ability is still there, he took out the information crystal disk and looked at it, there were several messages, all of which were sent by Wu Chao, to the effect that the secret realm was about to open, and asked him to rush over as soon as possible.

The most recent one was three minutes ago.

Gu Han hurriedly sent a message over: "I'm sorry Brother Wu, I overslept, how long will it take for the secret realm to open?" ”

Wu Chao replied to the message almost in seconds: "It's less than ten minutes, Xiu Shuai doesn't need to worry, you can go in at any time after opening." ”

"Okay, I'll be there in ten minutes."

Gu Han took back the information crystal disk, opened it with all his might, and rushed towards the secret realm.

PS: Three-in-one, all yesterday, I wanted to write four chapters, but I really can't hold on, well, I still owe four chapters.