Gu Han couldn't bear to refuse Xiao Yangniu's request, but he had already made a decision in his heart.

At this time, a small head poked in from the door, and said with a slightly reserved smile: "Excuse me, is this Meng Qian's birthday party?" ”

Gu Han fixed his eyes and saw that it was a girl about twenty years old with a pure appearance, and between her eyebrows and eyes was six or seven points similar to Mo Feixue's girl.

"You're Xiaoxue?" Meng Qian and Gong Yuxi both greeted her, the former asked with a little surprise, Mo Feixue is quite willful in the game, wearing two pigtails, pouting and rolling her eyes at every turn, very cute, but it has absolutely nothing to do with innocence, how do you know that in real life she is so quiet and pure, like a little sister next door.

"Sister Yueyue, Sister Yuxi? Wow, it turns out that your figure is really so good! ”

"I said it a long time ago, but you didn't believe it all along." Gong Yuxi said.

"Who would have thought that it would be such an exaggeration." Mo Feixue's eyes were full of envy.

She handed over the prepared gift and asked, "What about Sister Ximiao and Sister Ruosu?" ”

Meng Qian said: "The two of them are a little farther away, and it is estimated that it will take a while." ”

The five girls are all in the province, but the distance is far and near, the farthest is Ruosu, who has to take about an hour's car to arrive.

"Xiaoxue, you can sit here first."

The seats next to Meng Qian were full, so she had to arrange Mo Feixue in the corner, which happened to be next to Gu Han.

After Mo Feixue sat down, she subconsciously glanced left and right, just opposite Gu Han's eyes, she was stunned for a moment, then nodded a little embarrassedly, turned her head, and didn't dare to look at this side again.

Gu Han noticed that her face was flushed, and she quickly became red to the root of her ears.

"It turns out that this girl is so easy to blush in real life." Gu Han secretly felt funny, and couldn't help but want to tease her, but it was quite boring to be idle here, and it was good to find someone to talk to and kill time.

"Hello, my name is Gu Han, get to know me." He stretched out his hand towards Mo Feixue.

"Ah, hello, my name is Mo Xiaoxue." Mo Feixue seemed a little nervous.

"Mo Xiaoxue, should I call you Xiaoxuexing?"

"yes, okay." She whispered.

"You and Meng Qian are friends in the game?" Gu Han tried to start the topic.

"Yes." Mo Xiaoxue nodded lightly, and at the end of the day, she seemed to feel a little impolite to answer a word, and added: "It's a friend in the game, a best friend." ”

"Then you must be in Changyuan City too, right? I heard that there is a very powerful character in Changyuan City recently, called 'Blood Sword Shura' Chu Xiu, have you seen him? Gu Han didn't want to brag shamelessly, but he knew very well in his heart what kind of topic could arouse this girl's interest.

Mo Xiaoxue's eyes really lit up, she glanced at Meng Qian and Gong Yuxi, got closer, and said in a low voice: "Not only have I seen it, but I also know it......"

"Really?" Gu Han pretended to be surprised.

"Why are you lying to you, let's tell you the truth, in fact, we are friends with Chu Xiu, and we have a very good relationship." Mo Xiaoxue seemed to be very upset, Gu Han's questioning expression, and replied seriously.

Gu Han didn't speak, but his face was full of disbelief.

Mo Xiaoxue rolled her eyes, and secretly said that no one believed her when she told the truth these days.

"Since you are friends with Chu Xiu, then you must know his true identity, right?" The silence only lasted for a while, and Gu Han asked again.

Mo Xiaoxue: "........."

"What is his Dharma Phase Period Sword Move called?"

Mo Xiaoxue: "........."

"Do you have any girlfriends?"

"You should always know how much you cultivate, right?"

Mo Xiaoxue strangled his heart, and he asked some kind of questions, but he couldn't answer any of them.

"Okay, I believe you and Chu Xiu are friends." Gu Han said suddenly.

Mo Xiaoxue looked up in surprise and wondered, "Why?" ”

I didn't answer a single question, so why did he believe it?

Gu Han deliberately leaned closer and pretended to have a very serious expression: "Because I am Chu Xiu." ”

Poof!

Mo Xiaoxue laughed, and glanced at him angrily and funny: "You just say you don't believe it, tease me, right?" ”

She thinks this person is quite interesting, funny and humorous, not annoying, huh...... It's also very good-looking.

After the atmosphere became relaxed, the two chatted, and there were various topics, and Mo Xiaoxue was amused from time to time to cover her mouth and chuckle.

Fu Qiaoxian watched this scene coldly, her mood was very complicated, she called Gu Han over to solve Meng Qian's problem, but now it's good, the problem has not made any progress, and she is still fighting with other women.

She only felt that one head was two big, and she looked up at the ceiling, thinking hard about how to save her.

After a while, Ruosu and Xi Miao also came, the two of them were similar to the game, Ruo Su had long hair, quiet and gentle, Xi Miao was tall in his early sevens, and his hips and legs were long.

The five girls finally got together in reality, and naturally there was a lot of laughter, laughter, and the dinner began.

The people here are all young men and women, and most of them are professional players, and the most talked about topic during the banquet is naturally the game, and the two men who were relatively silent at the beginning finally found an opportunity to show themselves, men, but if they are a little confident, they can't help but want to control the whole audience when there are many girls, especially beautiful girls, but they are obviously not enough in terms of level and status, regardless of the truth or falsehood of several stories said, the pattern and excitement are lacking, and it is difficult for people to have an immersive feeling, But they still didn't realize it, and they still frothed at the mouth, and they couldn't stop.

Fu Qiaoxian, Meng Qian and several other girls were a little uninterested, but Liv Garbo listened to it with relish, and it seemed that as long as it was something related to the game, she was very interested.

When the second man finally got a little tired, Fu Qiaoxian turned his gaze to Gu Han at the right time, and asked in a coquettish voice: "Gu Han, weren't you in the 'Ancient and Modern Pavilion' before?" Can you tell us about Mo Qing and Huangfu Chunqiu? ”

She wanted to give Gu Han a chance to perform, after all, she was a person who had been in the Ancient and Modern Pavilion, and the unknown things of several great gods should always know more than these two men from the small guild, if she said it vividly and interestingly, maybe she could improve his image in Meng Qian's heart.

Gu Han waved his hand and said: "The things I know are all written on the Internet, so I won't take them out and show my ugliness." ”

"Dude, don't be embarrassed, my friend is also in the Ancient and Modern Pavilion, he knows a lot of jokes that are not on the Internet, last time he also said that Hua Xuenuo copied the composition when he was a child, and after copying it, he wrote a sentence on the side: This is what I wrote myself. Almost didn't euthanize me. It was one of the two men who spoke, with glasses, Svenven.

"yes, buddy, you just pick up a few obscure ones and listen to them, maybe everyone hasn't heard of them." Another man chimed in.

"I really don't know......" Gu Han smiled helplessly, he really didn't know what to say, most of the interesting things he knew about the Ancient and Modern Pavilion were only circulated among a few high-level people, and it was easy to arouse suspicion when he said it.

Seeing that Gu Han was reluctant to speak, everyone was reluctant to do so, so another topic was raised.

At this time, Gu Han's mobile phone vibrated again, and it was a message from Liv Garbo: "You must know something, why don't you say it?" I'd love to hear it. ”

Among the people present, she was the only one who knew that Gu Han was a very powerful player.

Gu Han thought for a while and replied, "It's inconvenient to say it here, I'll tell you alone when I go home, okay?" ”

"Okay, that's a deal." The little girl is very easy to pass.

"It's a deal."

After Gu Han finished sending these four words, he just wanted to put away his mobile phone, but suddenly found that Mo Xiaoxue on the side was staring at him, his eyes happened to fall on his mobile phone, his eyebrows frowned slightly, and his face was suspicious, as if he had found something.

"What are you looking at?" Gu Han asked tentatively.

"Who are you messaging with? Why is it inconvenient to say here? Mo Xiaoxue asked in a low voice.

Gu Han saw the sweat on his forehead and asked, "You, how can you peek into my privacy?" ”

"What, I just happened to aim at it, who told you to make the font so big." Mo Xiaoxue retorted.

Is the font that comes with it?,I haven't touched it...... Gu Han rolled his eyes and his mind turned sharply, and he immediately thought of a good reason and explained: "The thing I know is not suitable to say at the dinner table, so it is inconvenient to say it." ”

Mo Xiaoxue looked at him like an idiot: "Don't you know to talk about it after eating?" ”

The corners of Gu Han's mouth twitched, how could this girl be so smart in reality than in the game? Hell yes.

Seeing Gu Han fall silent, Mo Xiaoxue finally couldn't hold back her curiosity, pulled his sleeve, and asked, "Hey, tell me, what is going on?" Isn't it suitable to say at the dinner table, the kind that is very bloody and violent? ”

Gu Han said with a serious face: "It's a disgusting kind, you can't eat for three days." ”

Mo Xiaoxue's eyes lit up: "Then I want to hear it even more." ”

She clearly didn't believe it could be that disgusting.

Gu Han began to regret that he was close to her, so how good it would be to let her be a quiet beautiful girl, who knew that she would be so unrelenting when she was familiar.

"If you don't say it, then I'm going to expose you." Mo Xiaoxue sat back a little, her right hand was not raised, as if she was ready to report the bad student to the teacher.

"Okay, okay, you won, I said it's not enough." Gu Han nodded helplessly, although Mo Xiaoxue looked pure and quiet in real life, but when she thought of her character in the game, Gu Han didn't dare to bet, in case she really revealed this matter with a brain pump, she would not only have to say it, but also may usher in many contemptuous eyes, after all, this was Meng Qian's birthday party, and he couldn't really turn his face and leave.

After a pause, he asked, "Tell you alone or everyone?" ”

"Of course, with everyone, good stories should be shared." Mo Xiaoxue said as a matter of course.

"Then you can also help me warm up, I just said that I don't know, and now I suddenly change my mind, it's embarrassing, okay?" Gu Han looked at her with "teary eyes".

"I think my current image is more suitable for being a quiet beautiful girl." Mo Xiaoxue smiled and showed two small tiger teeth.

Back to the game and spanking you again...... Gu Han gritted his teeth secretly, and after a while, he deliberately coughed twice when everyone finished talking about it, and waited for all eyes to converge before he stubbornly said, "That...... I suddenly thought of a very interesting thing, about the great gods of the Ancient and Modern Pavilion, but it affects the appetite a little, if you don't mind, I'll say it? ”

Affect appetite? Fu Qiaoxian frowned slightly, it wouldn't be a story like, pee, fart, etc., right? That would be vulgar.

The two men were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so they encouraged Gu Han to speak out boldly, and Liv Garbo also cast a look of doubt and expectation.

Fu Qiaoxian hesitated for a moment, and finally agreed, then Mo Xiaoxue, and finally Meng Qian, the birthday star, also nodded, and Gu Han began his story.

"What I'm going to say about this happened to Hua Xuenuo and Ye Remnant, everyone knows these two people, the master of the Ancient and Modern Pavilion is second only to Mo Qing, the point is that this matter is not happening in the game, but in reality." Gu Han finally remembered this interesting story, and some middle-level managers in the Ancient and Modern Pavilion had also heard of it, and it was not widely spread.

Is this a real story? Everyone's interest was aroused at once, and they all turned their eyes to listen quietly.

"As we all know, Hua Xuenuo and Ye Yan are college classmates, and they are also roommates, and they have a very good relationship."

"On this day, the brothers were taking a very boring class, Hua Xuenuo suddenly had a stomach upset, so he asked the teacher for leave to go to the toilet, Ye Zuo This person is very righteous, how can the brother stand by and watch if he is in trouble, so he also followed, and he also had a stomach."

Everyone will smile, thinking that Gu Han's storytelling technique is not bad, at least not rigid.

"When they got to the toilet, they each squatted on a pit, smoking cigarettes and spitting smoke."

"Everyone knows that the toilets in the university are small rooms connected in a row, without a roof, the two brothers chatted across the wall, at this time, Ye Remnant suddenly let out a miserable scream, Hua Xuenuo is also very righteous, and hurriedly asked him what happened, Ye Remnant scolded his mother, saying that the paper fell and fell on the poop, Hua Xuenuo listened to it, and laughed very happily, and ended up laughing the cigarette butt into the crotch of his pants."

Everyone also smiled at the face, laughing at the unlucky leaf residue, and laughing at the "righteous" Hua Xuenuo.

The crotch of his pants almost caught fire, making Hua Xuenuo scream louder than Ye Zhinuo, and he kept screaming, Ye Zhinuo was also very concerned about him, and hurriedly asked him what was wrong, such a shameful thing, Hua Xuenuo naturally wouldn't say it, gritted his teeth in pain, silently extinguished the fire, and said nothing.

At this time, Ye Zhizhi remembered the matter, so he asked Hua Xuenuo if he still had any paper, Hua Xuenuo said that there were five, and it was enough to use three for himself, and he could leave two for Ye Zhi, Ye Zhizhi was very relieved and wanted him to send it over, Hua Xuenuo was very righteous, thinking that he was not done yet, so he did not agree.

"Ye Remnant has no choice, he doesn't dare to let Hua Xuenuo throw it over from the top, the top is very high, what if he doesn't catch it and falls on the poop? So he decided to go over and get it, he pouted, opened the door, and staggered towards Hua Xuenuo's 'room', just as he knocked on Hua Xuenuo's door and was about to pick up the two tissues, a classmate rushed in in a hurry. ”

Everyone held back their laughter, Gu Han described the scene completely, and it was coherent, they could imagine what kind of embarrassment Ye Ji encountered.

"The classmate who rushed in was obviously suffocated, the belt had been untied, and his hand was on the waistband of his pants, but when he entered the toilet, he saw Ye Liu's pants fading to his knees and half-pouting his buttocks, he was suddenly stupid, this loss of concentration, he felt that the crotch was hot, full, and the whole person was indescribably relaxed, well, and embarrassed."

Everyone burst into laughter, some with tears in their eyes, some out of breath, and others slapping the table with laughter.

After waiting for a while, everyone was almost relieved, and Gu Han continued: "Ye Remnant is also very embarrassed, being seen in such a 'shameful' scene, although this person's situation is also not good, he thought about it for three seconds and decided to alleviate this embarrassment, so he took back his half-stretched hand, stood up, lifted his pants casually, fastened his belt, crossed his legs, and walked out like a crab. ”

"Hahahaha......" Everyone's laughter was completely detonated again, and no one was able to hold back anymore, holding their stomachs and laughing, and their cheeks began to throb.

"Hua Xuenuo has already looked stupid, the classmates who rushed in came back to their senses, and moved into the small room next to them step by step, Hua Xuenuo heard the voice of the phone call from inside: 'Don't take new pants, don't, take old pants, the older the better, you come alone, dare to bring someone and I will kill you'."

"At this time, Hua Xuenuo was not completely finished, but he was worried that he would be killed, and he couldn't take care of it, anyway, Ye Remnant also left, and decisively used up five pieces of paper, cleaned up, and as soon as he went out, he saw Ye Remnant pouting his ass against the wall and smoking, and when he came out, he said very indifferently: 'Give me those two pieces of paper, I have to go in again.'" ”

Everyone was already laughing breathlessly, and they all felt that their mouths couldn't be closed, and they couldn't stand it, and even Liv Garbo laughed out of tears, and her hat laughed off.

PS: This is yesterday and four chapters are still owed.