Chapter 25: Turns Out You're Not Just a Pervert......
Seeing that the truth was brutally exposed by the short-haired girl whose emotional intelligence was obviously unqualified, the cold sweat on the young man's head was like a shower, and he was about to die on the spot due to dehydration...... Li Wushuang kicked Yuwen Xiuce with his toes, and accepted it if he showed his opinion. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Yuwen Xiuce nodded solemnly, got up and said, "Forget it, don't embarrass him......"
Everyone looked at Yuwen Xiuce's eyes and suddenly had a little different taste...... As if to say: it turns out that you are not just a pervert...... And he's a kind pervert!
Yuwen Xiuce did not disappoint everyone, as a veteran pervert of the non-mainstream kindness camp...... smiled brightly: "Forget it, don't embarrass him...... He's a big idiot! ”
In the stunned gaze of everyone, Yuwen Xiuce continued: "He is a big fool, you are a little second!" Dute is a relative! Don't be like your own family, otherwise the water will wash the Dragon King Temple, and the joke of the urine kang will not be good! ”
While a room full of little two people was still immersed in thinking about the difference between the urine kang and the urine bed, Yuwen Xiuce walked quickly to the front of the device, reinstalled all the parts at a speed close to ten times that of the young man, and connected the power supply to start the device.
Looking at the prompt on the interface of the device, the hardware self-test has been successfully passed, and the young man's face is like ashes......
Yuwen Xiuce didn't say anything, and he didn't even look at the other party. At this time, when you come out and fall into the well, you will only look like a girl with heavy makeup. Besides, the only achievement of this trip in front of me is ...... It seems that the screw eyes are just loosened......
Even if he didn't know the other party's level before, seeing that the equipment started smoothly with some parts left, no matter how stupid the young man was, he knew that this trip of pretending to be forced had hit an iron plate...... Without saying a word, he prepared to evacuate. It just so happened that at this time, everyone was still immersed in a series of excitement and did not completely recover their strength. For example, the short-haired girl is still struggling, is it because of that little two forced to beat Yuwen Xiuce, or did she thank the other party for assembling the equipment in the past?
Don't beat it. It seems that he acquiesces that he is intellectually deficient...... Beat it, people have installed the equipment...... And he almost wronged the other party just now......
Just when the young man quietly approached the door and was almost one step away from the doorknob, the woman with heavy makeup was the first to react, rushed over and grabbed the young man's arm, and said coquettishly: "Senior brother~ Why do you have to leave just after you repair the equipment?" The Lun family hates you the most for doing this and leaving no name~"
The young man's face turned green...... Does this Nima still have a name? You're the rhythm that has made me stink for thousands of years! I came here and basically didn't do anything. I twisted the screws...... Twisting a screw can repair quasi-military equipment? You really think this room is just like you, it's a little second force!
After struggling hard twice and not breaking away, the young man was so anxious that his tears were about to fall, and he said with a crying voice: "You let go...... I'm going home......"
The woman with heavy makeup was suddenly embarrassed...... But fortunately, the short-haired woman happened to have made up her mind about how to deal with Yuwen Xiuce's problem, and suddenly took two steps forward, and asked loudly: "Who did you just say?" ”
Yuwen Xiuce was stunned. This kind of question is asked in front of so many people...... Did your IQ run away from home with your EQ?!
Answer, for fear of hurting the self-esteem of other girls, don't answer, when so many people don't answer their questions, will she spend the rest of her life in self-doubt? This is even more cruel than directly telling her that she is a little second force! It even gave her a hint of the illusion that she might not be......
So Yuwen Xiuce replied in a very tactful way. With his gaze, he swept everyone else in the room except for himself and Li Wushuang. For fear of missing it, for the sake of safety, I repeatedly stared at them one by one for a few seconds, and implicitly informed the other party, I think you are the little second force.
In the end, Yuwen Xiuce's eyes fell back on the short-haired girl, her eyes were gentle and full of meaning...... The so-called deep meaning probably refers to the implication to the other party: don't guess, you too!
After being classified as a small second forced camp. The short-haired girl calmed down and sneered. Pointing to the strategic simulation equipment that has automatically completed the software update, he invited Yuwen Xiuce to fight in front of a room of people, vowing to pull Yuwen Xiuce into the big family of Xiao Erqiu......
If you win, it's just a victory over a small second force, not only does you have nothing to be proud of, but if you win not beautiful enough, you will be suspected of being intellectually unqualified...... If you lose. What is the fate of losing to Xiao Erqiu at the intellectual level, does it need to be said?
Yuwen Xiuce didn't take this stubble at all. Who are you, you, invite to war? Don't just cause trouble to others, a little bit of a little self-conscious, okay!
The short-haired woman's strategic simulation level seems to be generally high, and as soon as the invitation to fight is released, the woman with heavy makeup immediately jumps out to help. "Isn't it a man! The little girl didn't dare to accept the invitation? Wasn't it still very embarrassing just now? As soon as you talk about strategic simulation, you are cowardly? Is this intelligence embarrassed to laugh at others? ”
Yuwen Xiuce glanced at Li Wushuang, lowered his head very shyly, pinched the corners of his clothes and twisted his body: "The Lun family is still a boy......
"Well, let's go play with someone for two rounds." Li Wushuang blushed and pushed Yuwen Xiuce, "I won't let you be a boy after the fight......"
Nani?! And this kind of good thing!
Yuwen Xiuce was like a strong wine, and he suddenly fainted......
"Really...... Really don't be a boy anymore? Yuwen Xiuce felt a little thirsty in his throat, and even stuttered a little when he spoke.
"Hmm." Li Wushuang nodded shyly, "If you win, you will be a man, and if you lose, you will be a father-in-law......"
Aha-I can still be a husband if I lose!
Yuwen Xiuce was just about to laugh out loud, but suddenly realized that there seemed to be something wrong with the second half of the sentence...... If you lose, do it...... Father-in-law?
Looking up and seeing the flying knife on Li Wushuang's fingertips, Yuwen Xiuce suddenly realized......
If you really play two games, it is definitely impossible to lose, but the problem is that there is no benefit in winning......
Become a man? Don't be naïve! I didn't say who I changed with...... It's not a question of who to change with, but with what!
Yuwen Xiuce has always despised the cliché provocative slap in the face. The reason is simple...... It's illogical! What grade of person am I, sir? Just jump out of a trick character, and you can fool me into putting down my body and playing with you? Why are you so interested......
Moreover, I believe that the author, who is unconventional and nervous as a selling point, does not disdain to do such an unstylish thing.
[Author: Eh! Can't you write it? I'm still looking forward to it......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Words written...... That's fine, too! But not clichés! 】
[Author: You just please~ I not only want you to abuse the other party, but also prepare to let you directly win the other party's pants! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Did Nima win the pants after he abused Xiang? ] Can we change the order? 】
[Author: No pants...... Where are you going to fly? 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: ......] (To be continued.) )
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