Under the author's bitter request, Yuwen Xiuce reluctantly agreed to play two games casually. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The process looks like this:

Author's Jun (glaring): Why hurry up and fight Lao Tzu!

Yuwen Xiuce (two glaring): Okay!

[Yuwen Xiuce: Ahem...... To clarify, I'm definitely not cowardly. Master, for the sake of glaring and easily defeating him, I'm just saving him some face......]

Get down to business!

"Choose the challenge mode, randomly generate the level and repeat the challenge, whoever has the highest score wins." The short-haired woman succinctly explained the rules.

"Why don't you fight directly?" Yuwen Xiuce doesn't understand very much, the people in the city PK are now happy with this kind of brushing man-machine, and then score higher than whom?

"How do you play battle with just one device, are you stupid?!" Girls with heavy makeup jump out from time to time to brush their sense of existence, and they choke immediately when they see an opportunity.

"Who said it's just one device......" Yuwen Xiuce took out his mobile phone in a low-key manner, quickly tapped the screen twice, and said: "Battle channel 38, password 438......"

When others can use a palm-sized mobile phone to run a program that can only be run by a device covering an area of more than 3 square meters, any normal person with an IQ above the passing line can clearly understand the insurmountable gap between each other's levels...... It's like a rocket boot vs. a donkey cart......

However, there are always people who will do something stupid even if they feel that the situation is not right...... For example, the negative No. 1 heavy makeup girl in the last few chapters...... While angrily brushing up on the sense of existence, it also consumes the already insufficient intelligence of the balance......

"A cell phone? Are you going to run a strategy simulator on your phone? The girl with heavy makeup opened her bloody mouth that was painted red, revealing a neat row of small white teeth, and said with an amazing momentum: "This is a special training software for military academies!" Do you know what the level of secrecy this software is? Don't talk about you, even the teachers at school are not allowed to use it on personal devices! You pull out a phone and say you want to go online, you know? Just like you told me that your family has a plaque written by Qianlong, which reads - "One World, One Dream"! ”

The girl with heavy makeup seems to have been infected by the author, and if she doesn't complain, she will be uncomfortable, vomiting, diarrhea, bleeding, and finally dying. After talking a lot like a machine gun, he still had a lot of spare energy, and directly started the second paragraph of complaining......

[Yuwen Xiuce: Words...... I remember...... The disease you have is transmitted by bodily fluids......]

[Author: What do you say...... It seems that this girl with heavy makeup is a little familiar...... Out of Siberia? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Introduced to Siberia...... Why is there a sudden faint sadness when you taste it...... Is this the rhythm to whitewash the negative characters? 】

[Author's Bureau: Can I spread the previous rare disease again after washing?] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]

Get down to business!

The other people in the room suddenly began to look at Yuwen Xiuce with a strange eye, the girl with heavy makeup enjoyed this sense of accomplishment of fooling the little second force very much, maybe this sense of achievement could make her temporarily forget the cruel fact that she was also a little second force......

"Not only is the level of secrecy of the strategy simulation software unusable for your kind of goods, but even the knockoff phone in your hand...... You...... Even if you buy a copycat, you have to buy a similar one! The woman with heavy makeup hated that iron could not become steel: "There are so many copycat Fuxi series military mobile phones on the market. Yours is the most unlike anything I've ever seen! I didn't even get the logo right, is this a model that imitates Nike's tick and adds a little bit to it to become its own brand? Also, I really didn't mean you about the thickness of your fuselage! What era is this? Also take this mobile phone as thick as a brick, with a touch screen on the top and a full keyboard below, even the Yanhuang series used by the imperial military top brass is not so domineering! ”

Although someone's mobile phone is as thick as a brick, the weight is really not large, after all, with the development of material technology, the degree of robustness has nothing to do with weight. As for the slightly exaggerated thickness in terms of dimensions, it can only be said that when the functional requirements are too high. Even the highest technology cannot compress space indefinitely......

Yuwen Xiuce didn't say anything, just signaled the short-haired woman to move faster, and she was already very reluctant to enter the field to play with passer-by A for two games under the pressure of the author...... Li Wushuang, why didn't you poke her? Although the face is not drawn, the figure is okay...... Just poke off her shoulder straps!

Yuwen Xiuce waited boredly for the short-haired woman to go online, completely ignoring the passionate complaints of the girl with heavy makeup. Yan Huang series? Hmph, the Pangu series used by the old man at home doesn't have his own awesome!

That is, in order to keep a low profile, otherwise the name will scare you to death if you have never seen the world!

The name of this mobile phone is called - cool!

[Author: Alas...... I'm so good at naming names! I even have the names of the next generation in mind. It's called - Cool to death! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Yes...... Different stages......]

In a word...... The high-spirited posture of the girl with heavy makeup only lasted for a few tens of seconds, and the short-haired girl successfully entered the channel established by Yuwen Xiuce...... The slap in the face is complete. The battlefield strategy showdown is about to begin......

In the face of the extremely cruel reality, the girl with heavy makeup collapsed a little, and rushed to the short-haired girl like crazy, waving her flag and shouting, cheering......

The short-haired girl is the first person recognized by the military academy in this issue of women's battlefield tactics, and in high school, she swept the champion of the women's short-haired group of all military simulation competitions in the empire with an extremely terrifying victory!

[Yuwen Xiuce: It's just that the Nima competition is divided into men and women...... Is there still a length of hair? Do you want ABCD to get a point? 】

The short-haired girl is the first person recognized by the military academy in the current issue of female battlefield tactics. In high school, he swept the champion of all military simulation competitions in the empire with an extremely terrifying all-round victory record for girls in the short hair B+ group!

[Yuwen Xiuce: Group B+...... This size will change, right? It's easy to fake, right? How to check it? I really want to be a qualifier! 】

The other party not only had excellent grades in high school, but after being sent to the strategy major of the Imperial Military Academy, he was directly shortlisted for the 32-person roster of the university strategy simulation competition, and had a magical record of narrowly defeating the instructor in the practice match!

(The so-called negative characters are like this, the more awesome they blow.) When you really play for a while, you will be more rookie chicken...... Even if you are so awesome that you can poke over a dozen creator gods with one finger, you have to be put down by the protagonist with a fart! In this way, the hero's greatness can be highlighted, isn't ~)

[Yuwen Xiuce: Tell me where is the existence of the founding god who was brought down and crushed by a fart?! 】

Get down to business!

High-energy warning ahead, Yuwen Xiuce is about to start pretending!

In the first game, less than 30 seconds into the game, the winner has been decided!

Yuwen Xiuce ...... Negative...... (To be continued.) )

PS: This time upload is enough to explain a lot of problems...... The trip to the capital was devastating...... If you talk about it in detail, it is estimated that it will take at least 10,000 or 20,000 words, so let's talk slowly when I have time to go back