Chapter 586: I Love Your Leg Hair
Lying in bed, Vardy studied what he had recently gotten his hands on.
Tickling is very useful, and this has been proven in the game, at least it can harass the opponent to the point that he can't concentrate on the game, after all, the itch on the body is not troublesome.
What Vardy values most is the offensive trait satellite positioning, which is a team-type trait that looks insignificant on its own, but is supernatural when paired with other traits.
The role of satellite positioning is to create a floor plan of the pitch in your mind, just like playing Pro Evolution Soccer, on which the position of each teammate and each opposing player can be marked, just like the satellite positioning map.
With this trait, Vardy at least doesn't have to worry about scaring himself out of the blue.
And if you pair it with the lethal pass, Vardy will be able to get the ball into place as soon as he senses his team-mate running out of space.
This one is amazing!
But embarrassingly, Vardy hasn't enhanced the lethal pass yet, and although he can occasionally pass a coquettish scalpel straight through, he is far from the top when it comes to passing footwork.
So, until Vardy gets his passing characteristics, satellite positioning is better than nothing.
In addition, Vardy was given a pair of see-through glasses, something that sounded very exciting.
It was only after reading the introduction of the item that Vardy realized that he had thought wrong.
These glasses are not the kind of glasses that can see the inside of a girl's clothes after wearing them, the system is to cultivate teasing, not to cultivate the stream. Hooligans.
Rather than see-through glasses, scanning glasses are more accurate.
Wearing glasses and scanning a player, you can get all kinds of information about that player, such as the player is good at heading, not good at left foot, poor physical condition, low morale, left knee injury and so on.
Although it can't directly improve Vardy's combat effectiveness on the field, it can help Vardy better find the opponent's weaknesses, and then be able to solve the opponent more easily.
Even if he can't wear it when he comes on the pitch, Vardy can scan it before he comes on the pitch and it doesn't hurt.
So the role of these glasses is still good.
In the end, Vardy claimed the mission reward and got Carter's bounce.
According to official data, Carter can bounce 92cm on the spot and 109cm for running, and Vardy got this bounce ability.
Of course, Carter is not a little taller than Vardy, so Carter is 3.81m tall, and Vardy estimates that it is good to touch 3.3 meters, which is completely incomparable.
However, Vardy doesn't need that high touch stats, he just needs to make sure he jumps higher than defenders and can grab a header.
It was a quantum leap for Vardy.
If Jamie Vardy and the opposition centre-back are jumping up in the box at the same time to head the ball, and Vardy is 10cm shorter than the opponent, but Vardy bounces 30cm more than the opponent, then the goal will definitely go to Vardy.
And you know, Vardy has a savage collision trait, even if this trait is a defensive trait, but it also has a certain degree of impact in attack, at least it will not be knocked away in the air by the opponent's strong central defender.
In this way, the header is simply invincible!
Well, now there's one question left - I don't know how to head the ball!
Although there is a headband that increases the ability of the header, this thing has been used intermittently for several games, and there are only a few games left to be reimbursed, and it may not be expected at critical moments.
So, Jamie Wardie knows what he's going to do next, which is to practice heading day and night.
Sure enough, then Inter Milan trained to play with a variety of headers.
In the past, when I saw a high ball, Vardy generally avoided walking, and he couldn't compete with others anyway, and he was arched by the opponent if he didn't get it, which hurt strangely, and it was really unnecessary.
But now it's different, when he sees the high ball, Vardy is like seeing his own father, and he doesn't seem to be so impulsive even when he sees a beautiful woman.
Even if a teammate passes a boccia ball, Vardy can't wait to get on the ground and head it over......
Not only that, but after training, Vardy would stay to practice his headers, shoot with his head, and after a few days, he felt like he was about to have a concussion.
The success was remarkable, or rather, the bar for headers wasn't high, and Vardy was able to put the ball into the back of the net with precision.
Of course, the rest is hard work, and if you want to point where to hit or even use your head to shoot a curveball, it is not something that can be achieved in a few days!
A new Vardy was born, and in training matches, Vardy had already shown good header ability, which made Mancini's eyes shine and Cordoba doubted his life.
Yes, in the past few days of training, Vardy has been against Cordoba, and the success rate of the confrontation is infinitely close to 100%, and Cordoba was so ashamed that he wanted to commit suicide by hitting the wall.
Replaced by Materazzi, Vardy also has a good chance of grabbing a header, but under Materazzi's interference, it is difficult to guarantee the header hitting rate, after all, in just a few days, headers cannot become his strength.
But it was enough to surprise Mancini, and with this means, Vardy is closer to being more comprehensive and can also make opponents more unguardable.
It was already foreseeable that the sight of the opponent trembling under Vardy's header would have surprised everyone.
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In the 25th round of the league, the battle for the top spot, the duel between Inter Milan and Roma attracted everyone's eyes and attention.
Roma's results are good, but if you want to compare, there is an Inter Milan that throws it eight big roads, so Rome's good results are not worth mentioning.
The 16-point gap allows Roma to abandon the unrealistic idea of fighting for the title early, and even with 14 league games remaining, Roma still have no hope of catching up, and even the possible outcome is that the gap between them is getting wider.
But this does not prevent Roma from causing a little trouble for Inter, and if they can win against Inter, it will also be an explanation to the fans.
Inter also wants to win this game, so that they can leave Roma farther, and Inter Milan just lost in the last round of the league, they don't want to lose the whole two in a row, otherwise the media will not have to swarm and say that Inter is going to collapse!
The night before the game, as is customary, Inter all stayed in the hotel to recharge for tomorrow's game.
At dinner, Balotelli sat next to Vardy, and to Vardy's surprise, Balotelli actually talked about feelings.
"I love watching Totti play, he was my idol when I was a kid and I wanted to play like him when I grew up and be a big star." Balotelli had a sigh in his eyes, which made Vardy uncomfortable.
When a teaser learns to think, it's undoubtedly quite scary.
Vardy smiled and joked: "You and Totti are completely different types, you might as well worship and worship me!" ”
Then Vardy received Balotelli's middle finger.
"Actually, you are very good now, at least there is no new star in Italian football who is more powerful than you, as long as you don't wave, it is estimated that you can grow into a star of Totti's level in the next few seasons!"
Vardy wasn't joking this time, if it comes to talent, Balotelli is stronger than Totti, although Balotelli did not reach Totti's heights throughout his career in his previous life, but this does not prevent Vardy from still holding on to this expectation.
Indeed, Balotelli will be a world-class star in the future if he does not waste it.
It's just that what I didn't expect was that Balotelli was also a star chaser when he was young.
Back in the room, Vardy's eyes rolled and he was concerned, and only a lewd expression was left on his face.
While Balotelli was taking a shower, Vardy took Balotelli's mobile phone and rummaged through the address book for a long time, finally finding Totti's phone.
"Your leg hair is sexy, I love it!"
A very simple sentence was sent to Totti.
Then silently deleted the text message, hiding the merit and fame.
Balotelli came back from the shower and found nothing unusual, and didn't say anything for the night.
Only at the same time in a different place, Totti lost sleep.
Of course, Balotelli knows that Inter Milan has cultivated another supernova, Vardy's comic successor, is also hailed as Italy's next generation leader, and if Totti does not retire from the national team, then the two may even become partners.
Totti is optimistic about Balotelli, but that doesn't mean Totti can accept that Balotelli likes him.
Don't look at the text message, there is no word "like", but the ambiguity has exceeded the direct sweet words, which is unusually out of line.
A big black guy loves his leg hair, oh my God, goosebumps just thinking about it.
Totti's mind made up for Balotelli sitting on the bed in little Tintin and hugging his thighs, gently stroking his leg hair......
Totti was dumbfounded by Balotelli's near-courtship texts.
What to do?
He really didn't want to have anything to do with Balotelli, and he felt that replying to Balotelli's text refusal made him tremble.
But it doesn't seem appropriate to bask in this way, what if Balotelli thinks he has acquiesced?
Entangled tossing and turning, sleepless all night, in the morning, Totti, with big dark circles under his eyes, already felt light!
Balotelli didn't know that Vardy had cheated on him, but he was still smiling the next day.
As the players warmed up on the pitch, Totti glanced at Inter from time to time, and was about to make eye contact with Balotelli, who immediately looked away like a frightened deer, as if looking around.
Vardy, the man behind the scenes, was watching the two men from God's point of view, and Totti's reaction made Vardy want to roll on the ground and laugh.
Coming out has always been a very sensitive topic in the sports world, and if there is a fierce game on the court, and the person who has frequent physical contact with you is actually a genuine, then it is estimated that you will collapse.
Needless to say, Totti's heart must be as wonderful as his expression now.
I just don't know how much strength he can exert in a while!
After the warm-up, players from both sides are ready to return to the locker room for final preparations.
At this moment, Balotelli suddenly left the group and walked towards Totti, who was going to say hello to his idol!
It's just that what I didn't expect was that Totti was like a frightened little girl, not only hiding behind De Rossi, but also waving his hand at Balotelli again and again.
Balotelli was about to cry at the time, why did the idol ignore me?
And Vardy, the initiator, is really about to roll on the ground!
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