Chapter 587: The Heavenly Cannon-type Man Ball Splits
I was really given goosebumps by Balotelli, and if it was in this state, then Totti wouldn't have to play in this game!
As a last resort, Totti found his good friend Materazzi and Inter captain Zanetti to solve the problem.
Hearing Totti's words, Zanetti and Materazzi were taken aback, and they felt that they also had dense small bumps on their bodies.
This is no joke.
When I think of them stripped naked in the dressing room or in the bathroom, there is a who secretly observes with intoxicated eyes, and they are all dead.
Stubbornly called Balotelli over, and all three of them kept a distance from him, a distance they thought was relatively safe.
"You texted Francisco last night?" Zanetti didn't know what the tone of his voice was when he asked, but he thought it was a little strange.
Balotelli was stunned for a moment and quickly denied it.
"No, I went to bed very early yesterday, and I was with Big Brother Jamie, and I didn't text anyone!" Balotelli was very honest.
But his words made the three of them even more frightened.
Always with Vardy?
Oh my God, it turns out that Vardy is also a.
No wonder the relationship between the two people is so good, no wonder the two have been in the same room all the time, today is finally the truth!
"I think you know, it's very difficult for a professional player to accept that another professional player has a special hobby, maybe we can think of a more secure way, we won't tell anyone, you retire!"
Zanetti sighed, a little regretful, a little depressed.
Yes, anyway, they have no way to accept that their teammates are, if Balotelli comes out, then the entire football circle will not be able to tolerate them, and there will even be a lot of uproar, in contrast, Balotelli's voluntary retirement is the best way, and it will be good to find a reason at will.
Balotelli was confused, completely unable to understand what Zanetti was saying.
At this point, it's Vardy's turn to come on and we can't let the misunderstanding get bigger.
"You're all there? I just have something I want to talk to you about! Vardy appeared in front of several people with a big grin, put his arm around Balotelli's shoulders and said.
The three of them quietly moved back again, Vardy is different from Balotelli, there is nothing Vardy does not dare to do, so for the sake of insurance, it is better to stay away.
"The previous method of punishing people who are not serious about training with a sedan chair has been declared aborted, and now I have an even more unique idea!"
Indeed, the sedan chair that was supposed to punish the players was played by them, and since that game, Mancini has thrown the sedan chair away.
"Who doesn't train seriously and uses his mobile phone to send text messages to his friends, it can be an ambiguous text message, it can be a flirtatious text message, or even a coming out text message, is that interesting?"
Several people looked at Vardy in amazement, and they finally found the problem.
"Was it you who texted Francisco on Mario's phone yesterday?" Materazzi was shocked for a long time after knowing that this was a prank, and then he thought it was a bit interesting, and asked Vardy with a laugh.
Vardy, of course, can't admit it outright.
"Sent to Totti? That's quite a coincidence! Vardy spread his palms and made a gesture of innocence and ignorance, "I finished editing the text message last night, and I sent it with my eyes closed, and I don't know who I sent it to, I thought it was sent to which woman!" ”
"Oh my God, doesn't that mean, Mr. Totty, that you've been tormented by this text message all night?" Then Vardy woke up like a dream, pointing to Totti with a black line on his face.
Zanetti and Materazzi were already laughing straight, while Totti was dark-faced, and Totti wanted to beat Vardy hard at the thought of last night's nausea and sleepless night.
Totti had always felt that the team did not have the influence and financial resources to buy Vardy, which was the most regrettable thing, but now he really feels that it is good that Vardy did not come......
And Balotelli had a question mark on his head next to him, and he still didn't understand what these inexplicable guys in front of him were talking about!
Either way, though, it was over and Vardy had a great time.
Back in the dressing room to change clothes, Vardy was about to come on when Balotelli, who had finally come to his senses, blocked him.
"You're cheating me again!" Balotelli's expression was like that of an abandoned boudoir woman, and the resentment filled the locker room.
Vardy shrugged and said he was innocent.
"Didn't you say you liked Totti yesterday, I'm just helping you take this step!"
Balotelli's face is black, does this like mean that like?
Wait, I'll get my revenge!
At this moment, looking at the back of Vardy as if nothing had happened, Balotelli swore in his heart.
......
The game finally started, and no matter what the pre-match entangled and messy, when it came to the game, there was no need to think about it, and their only goal on the pitch was to beat their opponents and get the win.
But this time Rome has learned smartly, and at Inter's home stadium, they will not attack Inter without knowing whether they are alive or dead.
Retract to your own half, as long as Inter Milan crosses the half, it will immediately be a high-pressure press, which can be regarded as a reference to Inter's tactical play, and once you get the opportunity to counterattack, everyone will not rush to press up, relying on the individual ability of several players in the front field and a small team to threaten Inter.
Even if you can't get results, it's better than being destroyed by Inter!
For Inter, although the opponent's style of play limits their attack to a certain extent, at least Inter does not have to worry too much about defense.
Both teams played comfortably on the pitch, and if you don't have to think about the final result, then the players on both teams must be willing.
Of course, there are certain prerequisites for this, because a draw is not an unacceptable result for both teams, which is why they can play so leisurely.
It's just that there are still players on the field who are not very satisfied, such as Totti.
was by Vardy once, and he didn't say yes all night, even if he slept for a while, he was dreaming that Balotelli kept plucking his leg hair, and it was strange that he could sleep well!
The best way to vent is to keep attacking and attacking, scoring and scoring, destroying Inter with a win, and then standing in front of Vardy with a high spirit.
So, now Totti is very excited, even in defence, the running is surprisingly positive.
As soon as Vardy received the ball, Totti stabbed it and gave Vardy a blow, and Vardy even took the ball to the ground.
Although he was fouled, Totti was still relieved to see Vardy fall to the ground.
Vardy was pulled up by his teammates, glared at Totti, and said in his heart, "Do you dare to mess with me?"
You don't know how tickling is bad!
Besides, I forgot about the satellite positioning just now, otherwise you think you can approach me?
Pouting, Vardy didn't bother with Totti.
If others tortured him like this, it is estimated that he would not have such a good temper, so he still understood Totti.
In the 14th minute of the first half, Inter finally played a very threatening attack, Vardy pulled to the side, Figo took advantage of Vardy's defensive gap, slammed into the box from the right, and fired a burst of shots, almost breaking Roma's goal.
Three minutes later, Roma also launched a high-quality counter-attack, with Roberto Mancini showing the ability to be a top-class winger, training past two Inter defenders on the flank, and then sending a low cross into the arms of Totti.
Cesar was a little dumbfounded at the time, he was about to give up at such a close distance, but he didn't expect Totti to openly release the water.
Totti held his head, as if he had missed the red envelope, and he wanted to die with regret.
However, after a brief climax, the two teams seemed to fall silent again.
It can be seen from this that the fighting spirit of the two teams is actually not strong.
Looking at the unusually active Totti, Vardy was actually eager to continue teasing him.
"Why are you so grumpy? Could it be that sentence that grabbed your sore feet? You actually don't have leg hair at all? ”
However, Vardy reckoned that if he asked Totti in a grand manner, then Totti would definitely be able to kill himself.
Football is not like basketball, there is not so much trash talk on the court, and once you are attacked by the opponent's trash talk, you may be directly annoyed and angry, and directly amplified!
Isn't there an example in front of you, how did Materazzi in the back almost arch to death in the World Cup?
The game wasn't too intense, he was relaxed, and Jamie Vardy felt like he rarely enjoyed the game that much.
Towards the end of the first half, Inter also attacked in a wave.
Vardy played a one-two with Figo on the left flank, and on all three occasions, the flanks seemed to have become their turf all of a sudden.
In doing so, they also attracted the center of gravity of Roma's defense, and the other side was completely empty.
Figo picked up the ball and hoisted it to Vardy near the baseline, but Vardy, who was on the satellite positioning, did not unload the ball, because he saw the gap on the other side and planned to pass the ball directly to the space of the Roma defense, believing that Stankovic would not waste a good opportunity.
Kick the ball hard with his left foot and pass it with a big foot, otherwise Vardy would have been afraid of getting past Roma's defensive zone.
However, at this time, I saw the problem of Vardy's passing footwork, and I patronized to look at the satellite positioning, but I didn't kick the right part.
The ball flew high but not to the other side of the Roma defence, and it didn't fly far in a straight line.
Vardy looked up at the ball high above him and felt like he was beeping a dog.
What is this preach?
However, Vardy reacted quickly, and when everyone was a little dazed, he quickly stuck in position, leaned on the tall and strong Mex, unloaded the ball, and knocked his heel into the small penalty area to Maniche.
Maniche was on his knees when he received the pass, and he really didn't expect Vardy to get the ball at his feet.
Even if the preparation was a little inadequate, it didn't stop the Portuguese from shooting with their feet.
A shot through Roma's goal.
Vardy was happy, and he thought of a way to defuse the embarrassment.
I'm going to be a cannon ball.
How's that, it's powerful!