(Light-hearted everyday series) Adaptation of cold jokes from the net: Excerpt from Ryusuke Onegawa's notes
In the aftermath of the search of the old school building of Hope Peak, the black and white bear control room, people found several letters from the same audience -
"That nasty idol is always pestering my brother! Can Sister Dunzi think of killing her? ”
"The delinquent boy who beat his brother before is actually pretending to be innocent there! Please Sister Dunzi must find a way to let that guy die! ”
"What's 'Congratulations on being promoted to C-rank', that pretending black goth girl! It's disgusting to watch! Kill her this time! ”
"That white hair! I hadn't noticed it before, but I was so close to my brother? Kill kill—"
“…… Uh, I'm sorry, Sister Dunzi...... Last time I was talking about the purple-colored ......."
- I think that Naeki Makoto's enrollment is a big conspiracy carried out by a brother and sister to kill Enoshima shield spiritually......
……
"Hello? If you look it up, the barbecue restaurant opposite may have been opened by the desperate remnants. ”
"Huh? Why do you say that? ”
"Nonsense. Who else could open a restaurant with a malevolent menu full of malice, such as 'Wild Butter Roasted Corn', 'Tanaka Family's Devil's Feast', 'Versailles-Style Grilled Meat (Medium Rare)', 'Special Oversized Fried Tempura with Brothers Butter', and even 'Granny-style Pasta Chef Boiled with Grandma's Birthday Cake with Grandma's Birthday Cake'? ”
"But...... Just now, the fourteenth branch chief Miaomu is a very ordinary person who went in and ate it? ”
"Don't give me the standard of the guy who sleeps at the scene of the killing, watches the execution stand in the front row, always opens his mouth and closes his mouth and throws all his questions at despair, and whose spirit is so strong that even that Enoshima shield is helpless - come back! Tell the vice president of the sect to solve this problem! ”
……
"It's dangerous...... If I hadn't been wearing gloves, I would have been stabbed by it! ”
Talking to himself like this, Wu Che threw the NO.92 gift he drew into the trash.
"It's just a simple needle needle machine...... Hmph, such a low-level mechanism, do you still think that I can't dodge it? ”
The great god Sakura didn't even look at it, so she threw the NO.92 she had just drawn into the trash.
"Ah, what's going on with this divination? Press this button...... My future is actually pierced by a spear? ”
Sighing like this, Ye Yin Lu Bikang threw the NO.92 he had just drawn into the trash.
"Woo! There are actually needles on this button? Fortunately, the cocoons on my hands during the practice were thick enough...... I'm thankful for something! ”
Suddenly became irritable, and Kuwata threw the NO.92 he had just drawn into the trash.
"Honestly, I'm not expecting anything desperate from these guys."
Enoshima shield listlessly stuffed the NO.92 picked up from the trash can back into the gachapon machine.
……
Miao Mu Cheng is facing the test of life.
Imprisoned in the school building, he was forced to start living with fifteen other people.
Super college-level stalker: Fog O Hibiki.
Super college-level teacher: Ten gods O night.
Super university-level functional literature: Rotkawa Oko.
Super high-level off-O mahjong master: Seo Stya Ludingbeck (Atsuhiro Takeko)
Super-university-level public ROQ: Jiang ......
(A long list of various names omitted below)
There's also his own O ability.,Above everyone.,OO who does everything he can to him.,Super high-level action combat school.,Big O Sakura!
In the face of the encirclement of the teenager, the survival drama that gambled everything on himself began-
"Tsk...... If this is what Yamada Ichizo said, 'doujin-based projects that are as important as life'...... I think even if Naemu Makoto saw it, he would want to kill him......"
Ryusuke Onigawa shook his head at the doujinben project in his hand, and then threw it into the incinerator.