(Light-hearted everyday series) three meaningful jokes

Rubbing his wrists, the blade reluctantly left the classroom, and the cheers of the crowd grew louder.

"The strength of the Great Temple is really great!"

"The Great God is really amazing."

Looking out the window, I don't know if I was pretending to be modest or really thoughtful, the great god Sakura muttered to herself, "No...... I'm not really invincible yet......"

"I heard, you want to find an opponent?" A gloomy voice came from afar.

It's a strange teenager. Dressed in a green trench coat, with white hair like marshmallows, and a sunny smile on his face.

It's not a very threatening character.

A smile flashed across Sakura's face.

But in the next second, terrifying and exaggerated screams came from the crowd. A man with long pink hair crawled out of the crowd and ran for his life.

In a moment, there were only two people left in the classroom: the great god Sakura, and the white-haired man in green.

"How dare you challenge me. What's your name? Sakura squinted and smiled slightly.

"Me...... My name is Konoeda Nagito. ”

……

It's a bit late today. So much so that by the time everyone went back to the dormitory, it was already dark.

Ah, if there were street lights, maybe it would be better. But yesterday, Blade Skeleton, Sonia, and Mihakimir smashed all the street lamps in order to compete in marksmanship......

But then again...... I haven't seen Chihiro Fujisaki since just now, but I can hear her voice all the time, what's going on?

"Do you mean...... Fujisakiden is one of the eight children who have been chosen to ask us for help from the computer world in which they are fighting? ”

admires Yamada's one-two-three brain hole, always loves to play this kind of stalk that doesn't know the invention of Ma Yue in the Year of the Monkey.

Not far away, Naemu Makoto seemed to have hit something. With a scream of "oops" from Sayako Maihara, Makoto Naeki also stopped moving.

"Oh no, something happened!" Ryusuke Onegawa raised his head, glanced at the night sky, and shouted.

Although it is a moonless night, there are the heirs of the detective union, the super soldier king of the strongest mercenary group, and the martial artist of the "strongest primate on land", not to mention the murderer and the "ghost hand".

However, in such an environment where there are so many masters, two people can be taken away quietly......

Kiri Hibiki suddenly remembered that his watch also had the function of a flashlight. It brought a faint light to the dark streetsβ€”

However...... The scene on the ground made Hibiko Kirikiri and Sayako Maihara blush.

The next day, when Principal Kiriren passed by, he saw voice-activated lights hanging from the street lamps and spontaneously installed by the students, as well as notes added with markers on the street signs:

"For the safety of small animals and students with short stature, please take care of the street lamps and pay attention to your step."

……

"Hey...... Give me no quarrels! Ishimaru Kiyotaxia waved his hands and shouted.

It's too late. A black murderous aura, and a red murderous aura spread through the corridor.

"This aura ...... There is a terrible energy like a nuclear weapon! Mihadimir commented.

"Hurry up and apologize to my cat!"

"You're dreaming! Who told it to sneak up on me! ”

"Attack? Just pounce! ”

"I'm in self-defense, am I at fault?"

"Is that why you threw it off the top of a five-story school building?"

"A cat that usually only eats dumplings suddenly pounces on and bites, how do you solve it?"

108,000 miles away, the original finally sneezed. It happened suddenly, and the fog in front of me was so frightened that he almost fell from the upper floor.