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Who would have thought that Vardy would be able to juggle the ball in his face and make himself bored?

This is simply a ridiculous joke in the world!

It feels weird to combine Vardy, who has a handful of snot and tears at the moment, with the image of Vardy on the pitch who kills all sides!

Well, this is again a funny passive day-to-day......

The teammates laughed as exaggerated as they could, spraying water, kneeling on the ground, and even rolling on the ground.

Vardy's expression was confused, but it wasn't much better!

Are you laughing so exaggeratedly?

I did sacrifice myself just to make you laugh, but looking at you like this now, where do you seem to be depressed?

Made, I seem to be too much of a tease!

Touching his sour nose, Vardy wanted to cry without tears.

Of course, judging from the effect, the effect was immediate, and the training ground, which was still lifeless just now, instantly changed its painting style, and everyone's faces were smiling, and there were even laughing cramps......

Ferguson and Queiroz both felt the change in the atmosphere, looked at each other, and shook their heads helplessly.

Well, it seems that Vardy's tease is still useful on certain occasions, and with him there, there is no need to worry about the team not laughing.

It's magical!

Now that it has begun, it will be carried out to the end, there must be no reason to give up halfway, and Vardy has really let it go.

After training, reporters from Manchester United's official television station interviewed several players on the sidelines of the training pitch.

'Losing a game isn't the end of the world or it doesn't mean Manchester United don't have a chance to win the title, all we need to do is play every game and wait for Chelsea to make mistakes!'

Rooney was rarely interviewed in a serious way, and his manifesto was true.

But at this moment, behind Rooney, Vardy slowly came over from far and near, pretending to walk by, but suddenly pulled back, stretched his head in front of the camera, and showed a spicy smile.

Immediately, the cameraman and reporter burst into laughter, and Rooney was like a beep dog.

Nima, it's rare for me to be serious for a while to say something very seriously, you actually came over to grab the camera, you don't have a shame!

As a result, a sequel to Battle Royale was staged on the training ground, and it was almost a fun day to go to Carrington Base.

The oppressive atmosphere is gone, and United are unconsciously back to their former relaxed atmosphere.

No one could have imagined that Vardy did it on purpose, and that no one knew the credit for him, only the system could understand it!

How lonely it is to be invincible, probably that's how it feels!

......

Manchester United play away at Portsmouth in the next round of the league and Jamie Vardy is back in the starting line-up after a suspension.

Jamie Vardy, who had been holding back for a game, was on fire, and just five minutes into the game, he cut inside on the left and fired a shot through the opposition goal, giving United the lead in an unreasonable way.

Manchester United fans are about to cry, also facing a dense defense, the last game Manchester United besieged for 90 minutes, did not score a goal;

I thought it would be just as difficult, but before they could get ready, Vardy used his opening goal to tell them what it means to be easy and happy!

Ignoring the opposing player's expressions that were about to cry, the agitated Vardy sprinted straight away, stretched out his arms, dived and bombed, and glided across the turf with his chest against it.

Klinsmann glide!

This celebration was first performed by the golden bomber Klinsmann on the green field, hence the name Klinsmann Glide.

However, this action is a very dangerous action, and if you are not careful, if you do not take good protective measures, you may have a broken neck, broken ribs, etc.

In a previous life, there was a player in the lower leagues of England who skated to celebrate after scoring the winning goal, and almost died in the end......

When his injuries healed, he could only retire gloomily, but fortunately, his true identity was a cook, so he would not starve to death!

Vardy doesn't need to worry about that, as he won't miss out on a move that will allow him to unleash his passion.

Of course, sliding kneeling is actually very passionate, but with Drogba in front of him, Vardy feels that he is unlikely to leave three marks after sliding and kneeling, and there is no harm without comparison, Vardy thinks it's better to forget it!

It's a great feeling to glide on the turf and Vardy loves it.

The only mistake was that when I was gliding, I accidentally gnawed a handful of grass in my mouth......

Tainyima is embarrassed!

As he stood up, Vardy spat out blades of grass from his mouth.

It turns out that grass smells like this, how can rabbits like it?

Seeing this scene, the fans in front of the TV couldn't help but spray.

"Jamie Vardy is starving and maybe the turf will be hungry, at least he will survive this game!"

"I think Vardy must want to learn Popeye, but there's no spinach right now, so let's just use the turf!"

"Rabbit: Please, please don't grab food from me!"

"I'm already poor in eating soil, but after seeing this game, I think it's actually okay to eat grass in the future, at least with some vitamins!"

......

The team-mates lifted Vardy up, but they themselves were on the verge of laughing.

Vardy's expression is loveless, obviously he wants to pretend to be forced, but why does he always pretend to fail!

It's just that just now, my tongue has turned green, is this an artificial color?

After the game restarted, it took a long time to return to normal play, mainly because Vardy always inadvertently makes people laugh, and it is too difficult to get serious.

After taking the lead, the game was controlled by Manchester United, and Portsmouth didn't want to make too many waves.

But at this time, Vardy always felt that his mouth was not very comfortable, numb, swollen, did he poke it just now?

Becoming more and more uncomfortable, Vardy naturally couldn't focus all his attention on the game, and passively began to paddle.

No, it's too itchy, I can't stand the birds!

At the moment when the game was raging, in the eyes of everyone's surprise, Vardy suddenly ran to the sidelines.

No one knows what's going on, is Vardy in need of urine again?

Everyone is looking forward to it, every time Vardy is in a hurry, he will definitely do something in the end, but I don't know what new tricks he can play this time.

'We saw Jamie Vardy suddenly run to the sidelines, and we don't know what he's trying to do, so what kind of big move did he have on the sidelines?'

"No, he ran to the team doctor, he was asking for help from the team doctor, is he injured?"

"It doesn't look like it, let's cut the shot!"

"Oh my God, Vardy's lips are swollen, like two thick and big sausages hanging from his mouth, and it is so funny with Vardy's embarrassed expression!"

"How can the lips swell for no reason, maybe the game between lovers is intense, it may have this effect, but now on the playing field, who made Vardy's lips swollen?"

......

As the narrator explained, he also showed an expression of disbelief, as if he had seen something incredible.

Indeed, it's incredible.

Okay, how can the lips be swollen like sausages?

At this time, Vardy was embarrassed on the sidelines, his lips were about to swell out of the sky, and if there were wild dogs on the sidelines, he would definitely come and take them away......

Looking in the mirror, Vardy thought of Tony Leung's classic image, he was absolutely poisoned!

Portsmouth is so hateful that he poisoned Lawn Hill!

Just now, I wanted to get a mouthful of grass, and the toxin entered my mouth, so I made myself like this.

No, how do they know they're going to glide close to the ground?

This doesn't make sense!

Vardy thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out, so he could only obediently accept the team doctor's examination.

"If you're not mistaken, you're allergic to turf!"

The team doctor tinkered for a long time, and almost let Vardy blow his mouth in the future, before finally coming to a conclusion.

Turf allergies?

Excuse me, did you come back from studying on Mars?

I've never heard of turf allergy on Earth!

Ferguson was also dumbfounded, what kind of strange disease is this?

Now what?

Looking at Vardy's lips, which had already departed from the human realm, Ferguson couldn't help but laugh!

Vardy has a black line on his face, as an old man, what about the game here, can we be serious?

"Doctor, I'm not going to die, am I?"

Vardy suddenly reacted to the seriousness of the matter, assuming that the allergy was real, it was not a trivial matter!

If the allergic reaction is mild, it is not a big problem, but if the allergy is serious, it will be hung up, and it is not without such a precedent.

The team doctor rolled his eyes, "I shouldn't be able to die, but now I definitely have to go to the hospital for treatment, I can't handle it here!" ”

So, to the laughter of everyone, the ambulance entered the scene and screamed and took the sexy-lipsed Vardy to the hospital.

I've seen people who have been in the hospital directly because of injuries on the playing field, I've also seen people who have been hospitalized with a sudden illness, and I've never seen anyone who has been hospitalized with special allergies, Vardy has once again made history, which is ridiculous.

Unable to take care of the game, Vardy was hung up in the hospital immediately after entering the hospital, lying alone in the ward, extremely pitiful.

It's a really bad feeling when you don't need to pout to be able to see your lips directly.

Vardy wondered how much spicy crayfish he had to eat to make his lips spicy like this!

The more I think about it, the more angry I become, this thing is not over!

How come I have never had turf allergies in other courses, Portsmouth is absolutely poisoned!

These bastards!

I must appeal, if the FA doesn't care, I will directly let the lawyer sue me, I have to make a mess of them!

The more he thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved, and Vardy felt that he was really hopeless.

Although I have a comic system, how do I feel that I don't take the initiative to comic now, but the comic comes to me?

Don't let people live!