United came out of defeat with an away win over Portsmouth, with Jamie Vardy's goal opening the door to victory, and the subsequent goal was just the icing on the cake. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

But that was clearly not the focus of attention in this game, and it was Jamie Vardy who had to graze to make people laugh.

A guy who takes teasing as his lifelong pursuit, you can't expect him to play a serious game, even if he wants to, fate won't agree.

As it is now, do you think Vardy is grazing on purpose?

Apparently not!

Gliding on the ground is not practiced properly, not as chic as the golden bomber Klinsmann, and the result is a mouthful of grass.

It can take a second to go from a carnivore to a herbivore.

And that's not all, the hapless Vardy's lips are swollen like sausages after eating grass, is this to open the rhythm of meat?

What's even more interesting is that the media has gotten information from the hospital that it is not Vardy's lip on the ground that causes bruising and swelling, but the turf allergy......

Well, I've heard of seafood allergies, I've heard of pollen allergies, and I've heard of certain drug allergies, such as penicillin, but I haven't heard of turf allergies.

What the hell is this?

Like Jamie Vardy, most people are stunned when they hear it!

Are you sure this wasn't a mistake that the doctor didn't make up without finding the real cause?

How does it sound like!

Well, we have to admit that Vardy is so unusual, even getting a disease is different from us, this can't be learned!

At this time, Vardy was lying on the hospital bed receiving the condolences of his teammates, and he felt that he wanted to die!

Where is this called condolences!

Some took pictures with Vardy with their cameras, and of course, the focus was on Vardy's sausage-like lips;

Some people gave Vardy a mirror as a gift, so that he could see his sausage mouth at all times;

Ronaldo, the bastard, is the most annoying, and his lips are deliberately swollen and big with makeup, so as to anger Vardy;

Have you ever considered my feelings?

I'm so sad!

Vardy cried, so sad and so sad, if it weren't for the fact that his lips were too swollen to open his mouth, he would have been able to cry......

After driving the animals away, Vardy finally quieted down and spent his first night in the hospital.

The night was very tormenting, not because I couldn't sleep in a different bed, or because my lips were swollen uncomfortably.

Big brother next door, can you be quiet?

This is a hospital, not a Nima hotel!

Since midnight, the next door has been like a world war, tossing and turning, and Vardy is about to have a nervous breakdown!

With a high-pitched cry, the battle ended in the surrender of one side, and Vardy let out a sigh of relief and felt that he could finally get a good night's sleep!

But Vardy obviously thought too well, and then there was a flurry of chickens and dogs, people coming and going, fluttering for a long time, Vardy didn't even know how he fell asleep!

When he woke up the next day, Vardy had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, as if he had been dyed as a panda.

Nima, no more hospitalization!

That's Vardy's truest emotion right now.

"I really admire him so much, he broke his leg, and he didn't forget to do it. No, the movement is big, the fracture is fixed in vain, and it was urgently sent to the operating room last night! ”

"But he's so persistent, I listened to it for more than two hours last night, and I was so wet that I almost solved it myself!"

"Yes, it's really fierce, that inflatable doll has been stabbed and leaked by him!"

......

The two little nurses muttered quietly as they changed Vardy's dressing.

Vardy was suddenly shocked by the big brother next door, you are the biggest tease!

If you don't die, you won't die!

With a broken leg, you dare to toss around, how are you?

Thankfully, there are inflatable dolls, otherwise this product would definitely be a factor of social instability.

Fortunately, the dude on the second night was honest, of course, it was also possible that the doll was leaking, he was useless, and Vardy had a peaceful night anyway.

Although his lips were still a little swollen, it was fine, so the doctors allowed Vardy to be discharged from the hospital and go home.

Kirsty was very kind to pick up Vardy from the hospital, which made Vardy very touched.

The goddess has her own job, but she can put down her work to pick herself up, how happy she is.

"Honey, you look so sexy right now!" Kisti quipped with Vardy's lips.

One sentence ignited Vardy's passion, drove to a no-man's land, and kissed Kisti directly in the car. Naked relatively.

......

"Mom, look, that car looks like an earthquake! Should we call the police? ”

......

Vardy doesn't know how he feels about Kisti, he may not be in love, but the two get along very happily together, and they have a tacit understanding, which is really not found in others, including Anne.

Thinking of this, Vardy suddenly felt that he might not like Anne that much either.

Time can solve all problems, maybe once loved to death, not without you, Anne seems to be the same, but now it seems that without herself, Anne and Grace are still very happy, and they seem to be gradually coming out of the haze.

Maybe one day when he and Anne can smile at each other indifferently but don't throb, this relationship will really disappear.

After a pleasant few days with Kisti, Jamie Dardy returned to reporting and of course, his lips must have been all right.

Then the welcome ceremony of his teammates was that everyone pouted, as if countless sausages were facing him, and Vardy exploded in an instant!

After laughing and laughing, the team has officially started to prepare for the knockout rounds of the Champions League.

The last-16 knockout opponents are Glasgow Rangers, the weakest opponent in the round of 16 in theory, and even Manchester United themselves believe they have been guaranteed to the last eight.

Even if Manchester United are not a team at the top, who would believe that Glasgow Rangers can knock Manchester United out?

Perhaps one can only pray for a miracle and then the Glasgow Rangers will not lose so badly.

The implication is that even if a miracle happens, Manchester United can still win......

Manchester United, who have topped the group, still have the advantage of fixtures, away first and then home, and even if there is a real accident on the road, they can safely advance back at home.

When he arrived in Scotland with the team, Vardy felt the solemn atmosphere of the big game.

Maybe Manchester United didn't take the opponent seriously, but the opponent didn't have the idea of admitting defeat at all, and the feud between England and Scotland will also be evident in this game.

Of course, the old man, as a Scottish, still received applause from the Scottish fans at home when he played, and Ferguson has become a golden sign of Scotland, a national treasure, and he deserves such respect.

But when it comes to the players, it is not so good, and the piercing boos seem to be able to pierce the eardrums at any time.

No one thinks they will lose before the game starts, even if there is a difference in strength between the two sides, but who can say for sure the result!

That's how Rangers fans think about it, that's why they help the team in this way, and if they can create even the slightest obstacle for Manchester United, they will achieve their goal.

After the start of the game, the Rangers players directly showed fearless courage and charged towards the United half, perhaps they were trying to steal the start, if they were really lucky enough to score, then the game would be in suspense.

I have to say that the Rangers' three-board axe is still quite deterrent, with a more English-style style of play than England, with super impact, and two high school forwards take turns to bombard the header, which makes Van der Sar very embarrassed.

A centre-back like Rio Ferdinand can't take advantage of the opposition centre-forward, so you can imagine how powerful the opponent's style of play is.

However, if a high-altitude bombardment can make Manchester United surrender, then Manchester United does not deserve to represent the Premier League in the Champions League.

Familiar with the opponent's style of play, the threat of the opposition began to plummet, and Manchester United began to show their fangs as they gradually stabilized their position.

Vardy suddenly stole the ball at the opponent's feet with a savage charge in the midfield, and then stabbed the ball forward, and the impact exploded completely, as if no one was in a no-man's land.

Vardy made everyone orgasm with a single sprint, and the exclamations, boos, and cheers were intertwined to form a skyrocketing momentum.

Can't help but yell - who can stop me?

No one answered, because no one could catch up with him!

But just when everyone thought that Vardy would break through the opponent's goal in the way he was best at again, an accident suddenly happened.

Vardy's left shoelace didn't know when it opened, and in the high-speed sprint, although he didn't get wrapped up and trip Vardy, because of the force under his feet, the lace was generally loosened, and after a step, the shoe flew out......

When he felt the sneakers under his feet leaving him, Vardy was confused.

I'm going, I've never been abandoned when I'm so old, and you actually took my first time!

Do my feet smell so bad that I can't even stand my shoes?

Stop, you can't sprint anymore, one foot has shoes, one foot has no shoes, one high and one low, it's easy to get yourself hurt!

As a result, a brilliant counter-attack opportunity for Manchester United came to an abrupt end.

Ferguson hugged his head with a look of infinite regret, unable to accept this scene at all.

Manchester United's players also widened their eyes and couldn't speak, what the hell!

The Rangers players celebrated, they almost conceded just now, and the feeling for the rest of their lives was so cool!

Vardy picked up his shoes and smiled awkwardly at his team-mates, saying he was innocent.

He is indeed very innocent, who would have thought that his shoes would fly while running!

It's like a plane in the sky flying and suddenly dropping a propeller......

"I had to get down on my knees for Vardy, he was running so fast that his shoes couldn't keep up!"

"Really, since watching Vardy's game, I know what a turning point is, every normal result has to appear, but in an instant, the style can go off track, and then there is a picture that people can't imagine at all!"

"How much money did Adidas give Vardy, he actually advertised so dedicatedly, look at how many shots Vardy gave when he picked up shoes just now!"

"Success is also shoelace, defeat is also shoelace, Vardy always uses shoelaces to tie up others, and today the shoelaces have finally been unveiled and revolted. So people, it's better to be honest! ”

The fans in front of the TV were already on the verge of joy because of Vardy's loss of shoes!