The guest was very characteristic, much like the classic image that often appears in some classical novels, and I couldn't help but look at it a few more times.

With a leopard's head and eyes, swallow jaws and tiger whiskers, this guy looks like a robber at first glance in the old society. In modern terms, this person's broad forehead, big and round eyes, and round chin and sparse beard are definitely synonymous with handsome uncles.

Song Yuwei whispered into my ear, "The one who found fault is here." ”

I was startled, my liver trembled a little for no reason, and my hairs stood on end.

Does she say that handsome uncle again? I look pretty good.

It's only my first day on the job, and I came across this legendary event, which is really ......

Sorry, I don't know how to describe how I'm feeling at the moment.

Song Yuwei came to bite my ear again, "You'll know later." ”

I put the wine on the table and prepared to call my sister, and I was full of confidence in her, and I felt that she could solve anything and everything. The man glanced at me, and his sad gaze fell on my chest again.

My sister came down from the second floor and saw the situation here, seemed to frown, and walked over without saying a word.

She said, "Vicky went to serve the food." After a pause, he kicked me lightly, "Go see your tablemate!" ”

I felt inexplicable, "oh", and walked in the direction of the changing room. When I got to the door, I looked back and saw that the man was standing up, carrying a black backpack and following my sister to the second floor.

I was stunned, my head didn't turn around for a while, I couldn't understand what my sister told him, and took him to the private room on the second floor.

Song Yuwei carried a beer and a plate of cold dishes to the second floor, and I wanted to go up to help, but she stopped me. I looked at her uneasily until she disappeared into the staircase on the second floor.

Soon, Song Yuwei and Wu Xiaoxue walked down. Song Yuwei stood at the window of the food service, and Wu Xiaoxue stood at the door, and I was stunned.

I couldn't figure it out. Why does my sister want me to go to the changing room and hide? Who is that? Will it have something to do with me?

Song Yuwei beckoned to me, I walked over suspiciously, her ruddy and delicate little mouth came to my ear again, and the hot breath exhaled carried a trace of sweet fragrance.

"You go to the changing room and stay there, and don't tell you not to come out."

I shuddered, and asked, "Why?" ”

Song Yuwei smiled a little nervously: "The big officials first met Xiao Jinlian, and the head of the martial arts fought Chen Xiaojiu. Do you want to be the main character in this? ”

I didn't understand it, I just thought the word "shopping" was used brilliantly.

"Could it be that this is the cut of a new generation of gangs?"

Song Yuwei rolled her eyes and said, "Your sister will go if you want to go, she doesn't want you to be seen by someone later." ”

I was embarrassed, my brain capacity was limited, and maybe the cerebral cortex was a little smooth, which was like guessing a puzzle and I didn't understand it for a long time.

So, I honestly walked into the changing room and locked the door, my sister wouldn't lie to me.

Lao Wang was snoring, his voice was very slight, and from time to time there would be a thin sentence or two, commonly known as dream talk. I remembered that Xiao Zhengtai, who practiced in the community every morning, I don't know if it was Russian or Vietnamese, and every time I passed by him, I couldn't help but ask him with Virgo's obsessive-compulsive disorder, "Little ghost, are you good at speaking Chinese?" He would look up in disdain and stare at me with his nostrils.

I turned on the energy-saving lamp, sat at the head of the wire bed a little bored, and looked up at the lockers with small locks, where the waiters had changed their clothes, and outside, there were some white chef clothes worn by the boys in the back kitchen.

It's really... I don't know where to start!

I was suddenly worried that my sister would be bullied by that man, so I picked out a white chef's suit that was about the same size as my boy when I was a boy, and I was very sad that I had no pants.

Don't let me run out bare-bottomed!

I'm a little downcast.

With a casual glance, I suddenly found that Lao Wang, who was lying on the tightrope bed, was wearing shorts that were actually men's! So are the white sneakers of the twin stars!

I can't be mistaken, I guess it's also very difficult to buy women's clothing with a two-foot four-waist circumference!

"Wang, I'm sorry! You're drunk anyway, and you won't know anything when you wake up. ”

I gritted my teeth and stretched out my hands, trembling to untie Carrie's belt, and then pulled her pants down little by little.

I felt like my heart was going to jump out, and my mouth was dry and I licked my lips. Fortunately, I have no love for the female man with the tiger's back, and now I just want to borrow her pants to wear for a while, and I will return them after a while, and I have no other thoughts.

I'm a decent man, so there's no need to make these indifferent explanations.

Fortunately, Lao Wang slept like a dead pig, and I took off her pants and sneakers smoothly.

Well... The color of the thighs is a healthy wheat color, the pants are women's, the lower abdomen is flat, and the V-shaped mermaid line and the majestic abdominal muscle silhouette are very important......

"I'm sorry, Lao Wang, I will teach you to learn well in the future, and I will definitely let you surpass Zhou Yingxue's little girl."

Zhou Yingxue is the most beautiful girl in our class, Wang Jiali has always looked down on her, and her grades are also very stable---- fifth from the bottom.

I took off my essence by dividing it by two...

Then there is the feeling of kidney deficiency.

Ma Li put on a chef's uniform and Lao Wang's shorts, and put on sneakers. Luckily, Wang's shorts are a real men's model, and although the size is a bit big for me, I still changed back to being a boy.

Without boxers, it feels a little weird, but it doesn't hurt.

Glancing at Lao Wang, I covered her lower body with my purple overalls.

Very good, Lao Wang didn't react, and still slept like a dead pig.

I gently pushed open a crack in the door, poked my head out and looked out, Song Yuwei was not at the door, probably passing the food. I walked briskly out of the changing room, closed the door, and walked lightly down the hall.

My sister wasn't on the ground floor and no one noticed me. I let out a long breath and ran like a thief to the second floor.

"Huh? Are you new here? "Madan grabbed my arm.

I said, "No, I'm looking for someone." ”

She smiled wryly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dress looks like our chef's clothes." ”

I ignored her because I noticed my sister coming out of a private room.

I walked up in three or two steps, and my sister obviously saw me, squinted her eyes, and looked at me coldly, "You... How did it come? ”

I said, "I'm not worried about you. ”

My sister was silent for a few seconds, then patted me on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, come down with me." ”

I looked suspiciously at the private room, the door was closed, and I could only see the nameplate hanging on the door with the word "Qinyin" written on it.

My sister pulled me down, and when she passed by Ma Dan, she said lightly, "Don't bother with those two pens in the No. 3 private room!" ”

Ma Dan nodded, "Sister Chen, is this your brother?" It sounds familiar to me just now. You are three brothers and sisters! ”

I am still thinking about what kind of characters I said from my sister's mouth, according to what I know about my sister, when she says "fool", she is the person who can still be saved, and when she says "bad pen", that person is on the same level as my father.

My sister nodded coldly and didn't speak. She dragged me into the changing room, locked the door, glanced at the old Wang on the bed, and said, "You can do your homework here for a while, and I'll call you to come out later." ”

"Oh."

She added: "That person just now has a problem with his brain, and it has been solved, you don't have to worry." After a pause, "I called another person to scold him, and that person is not very good-witted, so it is better not to let him see you in women's clothes." ”

I wondered, "Why?" ”

My sister glared at me and said, "That's a stinking rascal/scoundrel who wants to fall in love with a beautiful girl when she sees her, and I don't want my sister to be pestered by that kind of person." ”

I know, that's what happened. My heart is warm, my sister really cares about me.

"Carrie's clothes you're wearing? Hurry up and put her back on! I want people to know what it looks like, I don't want to have such a big brother and sister! ”

I nodded in agreement, I didn't want to have such a stout... Daughter-in-law, even if the lights are turned off, it's the same.

Sending my sister away, I changed back into my women's clothes one by one, tied two long ponytails with rubber bands, and then took Carrie Wang's shorts and sneakers and turned around to put them back on for her.

Then, in the dimness, I vaguely saw Lao Wang sitting quietly on the tightrope bed, with bare thighs, squinting at me coldly.

I shuddered and almost collapsed on the ground.

"Aged wine?"

"You're old wine!?"

Lao Wang jumped off the wire bed, stepped on the tile floor barefoot, and circled around me, making a "tsk" sound from his mouth.

I shrank back and didn't dare to move, like a female slave girl who had been selected by a slave owner in ancient times, and I trembled a little.

What if she beats me up for a disagreement? After all, I took off someone's pants, and now I'm powerless, so I'm no match for this guy at all, and she's not someone like my sister who wouldn't greet me like a flowery face.

"You took off my pants! What is your purpose? Do you want to rape me while I'm drunk? ”

Lao Wang's tone was very stern, I felt that I was in trouble, and I was in trouble.

"Say, I've heard Sister Lady Talk, it's useless for you to deny it! Lao Chen, I didn't expect you to be such a person! ”

I want to cry, give me the courage to do it, I don't want to do anything about you!

Lao Wang pursed his lips and snatched her shorts from my arms, his face was gloomy and terrifying, so scary.

"You... Have you seen it all? ”

Lao Wang knew that Suo Suo was wearing clothes, and I didn't dare to look at her.

"Well, I woke up when I heard Sister Lichen speak, and she said, 'I don't want to have such a brother and daughter-in-law who is five big and three coarse'!"

The words "five big and three thick" Lao Wang bit very hard, and he seemed to be gritting his teeth a little.

Burst! I want to vomit blood, so wouldn't it be that I will become a girl for Lao Wang to see?

I'm good, more square than Huang Ama!

"Ouch, headache! Come and give me a hand! ”

Helplessly, I lowered my eyebrows and ran to Wang Jiali's side like a little girl, and gently supported her arm.

Lao Wang viciously "I didn't expect it, you still have a dressophile!" This makeup is 100 percent! Well? It's so soft, it's like the real thing..."

My face is dark, I grit my teeth, can we talk well and don't move my hands and feet? Ouch, don't pinch, this is real!

But I didn't dare to call it out, listening to the meaning of this thing, she just thought that I was dressed as a girl in women's clothes, not that I had become a girl. I guess she just woke up, and she was so dizzy that she couldn't see what happened when I changed my clothes.

This is important.

I gasped.

"I know, it's the same as the real thing!" Lao Wang admired.

"Society is developing, humanity is progressing..."

"Your voice..."

"I've practiced false voice since I was a child, and my sister always wanted to have a younger sister, so she asked me to pretend to be a girl to accompany her." I can't be the only one who is perverted.

Lao Wang thought thoughtfully, "Sister Lichen is still a sister control." ”

Lao Wang: "I know it's not true!" Why are you taking off my pants! ”

Hiss! I feel like I'm going to be shoulder-to-shoulder with the sun.

"What are you shaking?"

I said lightly, "If I just want to wear and try on the size of your pants, you... Can you believe it? ”

"Are you an idiot to me!"

Lao Wang reached out and grabbed my hair.

"Hey, hey! Don't move your hands! We are all civilized people, what can't we sit down and talk about? ”

Wang Jiali grabbed my hair and sneered, and put it in front of my nose to smell it.

I swallowed and foamed at the mouth and said seriously, "What I just said is true. Anyway, we are also at the same table, I can't bear to see you so unfeminine, I know a clothing store with large women's clothes like you. ”

Lao Wang gave me a strange look, and to my touch, she let go of my hair.

"Seriously?"

I speak righteously, in a serious way: "I swear." ”

Lao Wang patted me on the shoulder, and made a butt on the wire bed, and the weak wire bed made a tooth-aching "creak" sound.

"Thank you."

I sighed, it's good to communicate with this kind of person with developed limbs and a simple mind, she has half my sister's IQ, and it is estimated that our heroine will be replaced today.

"Then you have time to take me to buy it."

"Well, I'll definitely go when I have time."

Lao Wang suddenly sighed and said, "I don't know why, no one likes a serious girl like me, but those cheap boys like you are a fake!" She glanced at me and said viciously, "Look at you like this! Bigger than mine! ”

There are 10,000 divine beasts galloping past in my heart, what the hell am I doing! Big breasts are sassy?

Lao Wang said again: "This face is like a fox spirit!" ”

The 10,000 beasts rushed back from my heart with joy and hoof.