I'm very average, I'm only about 1.67 meters as a boy, and I've always had low self-esteem for this standard second-class crippled body, and I'm also 1.67 meters when I become a girl. But as far as I know, there is no girl in our class who is such an "outstanding" existence, even if the old king with a big waist and a round waist is ashamed of himself.

She is at most 1.63 meters.

The gap between the two identities makes my psychology unconsciously a little distorted, maybe I'm really a pervert, I actually want to show my "nothing" superiority in front of Wang Jiali, a real girl. But her eyes with a hint of jealousy made me shrink my chest for no reason.

The old god sat on a tightrope bed, her majestic body shrouding me in her shadow like a hill, her playful and scrutinizing gaze roaming over me.

That look clearly means that my face has big words written on it that will shine.

I was furious, and I glared at her with my chest in a huff, "Look at what! Beware of long corns! ”

Wang Jiali smiled very treacherously, and there was a trace of resentment in her lazy voice, "You take off my pants while I'm asleep, who knows what kind of heart you have!" I didn't strip you naked, and I was already worthy of you by tying up the door. ”

I'm dumbfounded, she can't really want to beat me, right? I can't compete with her as a boy, let alone now. Her tight and insolent biceps made me a little dizzy.

I can't blame me, I've been hungry and full with my sister since I was a child, my nutrition can't keep up, and my physical fitness has not been good, otherwise which big man would like to be a weak chicken!

Don't believe it, there's a professional name for this in economics, it's called that... Productivity has not kept pace with domestic demand.

I was very aggrieved, "Lao Wang, are we friends?" ”

Wang Jiali glanced at me lightly, "Yes!" Suddenly, the bedside railing slapped again, and his voice was full of tyranny: "But what do you see?" I really want to break up with you! ”

"Absolutely... I panicked

Wang Jiali seems to be angry with me, so she can't bear her back. This girl usually looks big and lawless, but she is actually quite a pure child.

I said, "Lao Wang, you dissipate your anger, and I will help you with your homework." Just give me a hundred dollars. ”

Sure enough, this simple girl suddenly stopped being angry, took out a handful of bills from her shorts pocket, took a red one and stuffed it into my bra, and said, "I'll bring all the rolls tomorrow, and you are not allowed to tell my father or your sister." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief and nodded busily. Although Wang Jiali's family life is much better than that of my sister and me, I feel that I am still very sorry for not telling her about the answers to my summer homework. But I can't help it, I need money, so many years of hard life have exhausted my "young heroes should regard money as dung, and gentlemen should see power and eunuchs without yielding".

The thought that it would take more than half a day or even a day to copy all the nearly 100 volumes made me feel a little at ease. As for Chen Wenjing, wash and sleep. Anyway, she didn't plan to ask for Lao Wang's money, so why bother?

Wang Jiali looked at me with black lines on her face and pulled out the money, grinning, "Don't copy all the answers, you know my level." ”

I... I felt a little hot on my face, as if the term "jumping clown" was right now for me.

I was angry, pointed at her nose, and righteously accused her of cheating, "That's a lot of work, you have to add labor fees to me!" ”

Lao Wang asked calmly, "How much?" ”

I stretched out a slap, swallowed and foamed, held my head high, and said in a straight voice: "Five... Fifty! ”

Wang Jiali "cut", took out five ten-yuan bills, and didn't bother to bargain with me at all.

I don't plan to correct her professionally insulting actions, just give money, she's a real girl anyway.

Wang Jiali lifted her pants and jumped a few times, and the drunk dead pig immediately came alive again. She smiled and said, "You work here, I will come to see you often." I'll go first! ”

I snorted, shivering uncontrollably, feeling like I was going to break out of the solar system this time. Luckily, the lights in the changing room weren't too bright, and she didn't see the abnormality of my face from this angle.

Paralyzing! It's not so bullying, and the new panties that I just changed are wet again.

This little bastard pinched out all my pee!

When she got out of the house, I quickly ran over and locked the door, even if the goods went back and forth, as long as I didn't tear down the door, I wouldn't open it for her!

"Grass, it's so cruel!"

If I had money, I wouldn't have suffered these grievances and begged for a living in a low voice.

I saw that the money was open, I had no ability, and a famous hooligan approached me and had to hide like a chicken... But I really want to live a better life with my sister.

The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, the more angry I became, I decided to go out and work hard and make money on my own, why should I be afraid of a little hooligan?

I opened the door violently, and bumped into my sister who was knocking on the door with her arms raised, and I was almost knocked away, but she hugged me in her arms. My sister held my shoulders, rubbed my face with calloused rough palms, frowned and asked me, "Why are you crying again?" Not even as good as a girl! ”

I gently pushed her arm, but I didn't push it away, my sister took me into the changing room, closed the door with her hand, and said, "You can't always cry, you are the only man in our family." In the future, I will still have you to feed you, how can you be so weak! ”

I want to say that I am not a boy anymore, so I just find a rich man to marry, according to what my sister said, I will cheat on me and divide the family property, and then I will become rich and marry a daughter-in-law again.

But it's just a matter of lewdness, and if I do, I'm not sure if I'll die of nausea, even if my sister agrees.

My sister patted me on the shoulder and said softly, "Okay, girls can't cry all the time, their eyes are swollen." It's okay, come with me outside and serve the plates. ”

So, I honestly ran out and served the plate for nearly three hours.

That's what I do all day, simple and fulfilling. If you don't count the two "stupid pens" and the arrival of Lao Wang in my sister's mouth, it is relatively relaxed and happy. I also vaguely know something about Jinxiu Building, nominally the owner of this hotel will not come often, and Liu Peipei can definitely be regarded as the actual controller of Jinxiu Building.

The fifteen or sixteen-year-old, weak girl was lying on the bar at the moment, with a snow-white A4 paper pressed under her elbows, the gel pen in her little hand was intermittently outlined, and her long hair was slanted down, covering her red face and big humble and cowardly eyes.

She's settling accounts.

A boy in the back kitchen brought two small plates of dishes on the bar, crystal pork ribs and garlic water spinach, and I secreted some saliva unnaturally in my mouth.

My sister gently rubbed my head and dragged me to the food window to get our big pot of rice.

My sister took a spoon and unceremoniously picked out mushrooms, tofu, lean meat and cabbage from the vegetable bowl and filled me with more than half a bowl, and Wu Xiaoxue, who was lined up behind me, was babbling and humming, looking very good.

A boy in the back kitchen brought a steaming casserole, and when he passed by us, Wu Xiaoxue raised his head, "What's the matter, and private goods?" ”

The boy grinned and said with a little mystery, "Do you eat stew?" ”

"What meat?" Song Yuwei also seemed to be curious.

The boy said, "Rabbit meat." ”

"Then bring me a piece!"

"I want it too!"

Three girls surrounded him.

Even if I didn't hear them talking in the afternoon, I could smell the faint sour smell of cat meat. I really want to expose his lies, not because I have changed sex and think that pet animals can't be eaten, but because I am purely unhappy with him.

After thinking about it for a long time, if I don't understand what the phrase "three years" means for me, then I am really mentally retarded.

He just said that he would pay me 30,000 yuan for a week, and then put me as a primary school apprentice. Even though I knew they were mostly joking, I was angry.

However, they had already eaten the meat, and I opened my mouth and didn't say anything.

The boy looked at my sister and didn't dare to come to me and my sister, and my sister didn't pay any attention to him, so I followed her back to the waiter's place where he was eating.

I told my sister, "They eat cat meat, not rabbit meat." ”

My sister glared at me, "Eat your food, what do you care about others!" I'll take you home later, you do your homework at home, and go to bed when you're sleepy. ”

I knew she was going to be a rider at KFC, and I was a little sad, and I said, "I want to go to South Lake Park." ”

Maybe I really want to find some "business opportunities". In the future, even if school starts, I can come out to earn some money after evening self-study.

I am a day student, I don't live in the school, first, the school is not too far from the community where we live, and secondly, I have to pay 68 yuan per month for accommodation in the school. My sister works 202 hours a month at KFC, seven dollars and five cents an hour, 68, enough for her to be busy for nearly two nights.

My sister touched my head, "Then don't play too late." ”

Aside from the fact that my sister would beat me up when I was nervous or I jumped too much, my sister was still very good to me. On the contrary, I don't have any impression of my mother, we don't have her spiritual seat in our house, and I don't even know where her ashes are after her death.

Sometimes I wonder if she's still alive, watching us siblings silently somewhere, or if she's forgotten about us.

I sat in the back seat of the electric car, one arm around my sister's waist, the other hand pressed against my skirt, the night wind with a faint fishy heat, blowing her long hair on my raised face. I suddenly thought that if my sister got married one day, I would cry very badly.

My sister put me at the gate of Nanhu Park, took out twenty yuan for me, and told me to go home early.

I waved my arms goodbye to her and weaved my way through the crowds and vendors along the smooth, neat tiled pavement.

The city at half past nine has no intention of falling silent at all, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as bizarre.

I was tired of walking, so I sat on the bench under the big tree in the landscape belt, pinching my sore legs that had been standing all day, and the little brother who sold ice cream next to me pursed the corners of his mouth and smiled at me.

"Here's one?" He smiled seductively, and my heart burned slightly when he looked at me with gentle and eager eyes.

I was a little hesitant, the one that Lin Miaowu bought for me before the holiday seemed to still have a little bit of the faint fragrance of cantaloupe and the smell of egg rolls on my fingers.

I said, "Thanks, a cantaloupe-flavored one." ”

He took a cup and handed it to me, a colorful paper cup wrapped in a tawny egg roll, and inside was a light green rolled ice cream with a milky aroma.

"Thank you." I pulled out the money and gave it to him.

He took it and gave me a five-piece and a three-piece one.

It's sweet and cool. I bent my legs slightly, bowed my body and swayed back and forth gently, tilting my head to miss Lin Miaowu.

It was a very strange girl, full of enthusiasm for learning, a little dismissive of her classmates and partners, proud and indifferent. Even though we were in a relationship of boyfriend and girlfriend – a verbal agreement, and dating was nothing more than writing down what we wanted to say in our hearts in the same notebook, I thought she might just think of me as a friend to talk to.

Maybe I'm her only friend, at least I've never seen her talk to anyone.

The ice cream guy sighed and sat beside me with a guitar in his arms, his slender body pulled up in a clear arc. He grinned, baring a mouthful of white teeth, "I'll sing you a song." ”

I paused for a moment, a little nervous, "That... You don't want money, do you? ”

He said: "Five cents is not too little, and one hundred and two hundred is not too much." ”

I said, "Then I won't listen." ”

He smiled, his narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and his white and delicate fingers like a woman gently plucked the strings, and the soothing music of Qingyue came like moonlight.

"Gently knock open the sleeping mind and slowly open your eyes..."

The spring breeze does not understand the amorous feelings, blowing the hearts of teenagers...

Now, even midsummer is over, why do I still have relatives?