A little star is enough to get a little fat man, and Vardy will never find two for him, because he can't get two in one night......

Of course, for the sake of face, Rooney may yell out: I'm going to fight ten!

It's just that in this case, Vardy may have heard the woman's moaning all night next to the hotel, and when Vardy stood on the terrace admiring the moon, he found that Rooney was also on the terrace next door......

That's embarrassing!

While Vardy and Wayne Rooney were discussing a compensation plan for the humiliation, Ronaldo began to have fun in the window.

Some tourists felt that Ronaldo's model was realistic, and couldn't help but come over and want to take a closer look, but as soon as their heads were stretched out, they were scared half to death by Ronaldo's sudden grinning teeth, and some even ran away in fright.

Soon, there were many tourists outside the window, taking pictures with ball cameras.

It's just that there are really so many people watching, and they don't know the truth, they still think that everyone is watching because Ronaldo's plastic models are realistic.

So he stood outside the window and took a photo with Ronaldo's model, however, as soon as Ronaldo scared people, the person who posed for scissor hands was fine, but he scared the opposite photographer enough, and the camera fell twice......

The news of the Manchester United trio's appearance at the Trafford shopping centre spread, and soon the Vardy lingerie store was surrounded by a flood of fans, a large number of fans and the media.

The trident had enough, changed their clothes, satisfied the autographs of some fans, and then gave interviews to several reporters on the spot, Vardy focused on promoting his men's underwear brand before Shi Shiran left.

The spread of news on the Internet is very fast, and you can immediately see the news that Trident is a model for men's underwear, and the fans really saw a hilarious, but the effect of such publicity is obvious, this is probably the most cost-effective advertisement.

"Vardy actually created a men's underwear brand, and I wondered if wearing Vardy brand underwear would also become a joke, right?"

"It's a little expensive, a pair of underwear is enough to find a tender model!"

"Is it because Vardy's guy is too big to fit in other underwear, so he made his own brand in a fit of anger?"

......

Just when the outside world was hype, Manchester United's trident was absent from Manchester United's training on the second day, and the old man almost broke out without being on the training ground.

Why are they absent from training?

The reason is ridiculous!

The three of them were struggling in the mall yesterday in their underwear, and they all caught a cold!

Vardy is now lying at home with a runny nose and sneezing one after another, Rooney and Ronaldo are not much better, anyway, it is all on Vardy's head in the end, you can imagine how Ferguson will spray the three of them when they return to the training ground.

......

Three days later, the three of them returned to the training ground neatly, and then in Ferguson's office, there was a thunderstorm all the way, and the three of them almost died inside, and when they came out, everyone shed a layer of skin.

They looked at each other, rejoiced that they were still alive, and hurried away from this terrifying place.

In the dressing room, Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney began to complain about Vardy, and if it weren't for Vardy, they wouldn't have been subjected to this abuse.

"Cut, aren't you having fun?" Vardy retorted dismissively.

Ronaldo stopped talking, because he did have a lot of fun that day, and being scolded by Ferguson seemed nothing in comparison.

It's just that at this time, Rooney was furious.

"I'm happy fart, I'm not scared by anyone, I'm still stabbed in the ass, I'm happy fart!"

In this regard, Vardy could only draw a cross on his chest to express his silent tribute to Rooney, but he did not have the consciousness of the murderer at all!

"Oh, by the way, I still have something to discuss with you!" Vardy said suddenly.

Hearing Vardy speak, Rooney instantly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and his face turned pale.

But luckily, Vardy really didn't intend to play tricks on them this time?

"You two come and endorse my men's underwear brand, the three of us will fight together, and I will strive to make Vardy the world's largest men's underwear brand!" Vardy clenched his fists and painted a grand picture.

This time, the two people in front of them were stunned, but they didn't expect Vardy to ask them to be endorsements.

"Are you planning to trick us into the rhythm of endorsement fees?" Ronaldo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized.

Vardy smiled and shook his head, he really didn't see the endorsement fee.

At the current level of Ronaldo and Rooney, ordinary endorsements are usually around a million pounds, which is not much compared to Vardy's current value.

"You just say if you want to or not, just let our agent talk about the rest of the endorsement fee and the contract, and promise that I won't treat you badly, can I still trick you?"

"Yes!" Rooney and Ronaldo said in unison.

Vardy pouted, ignoring their troubles and continuing to paint a picture of his plans.

"You have also seen that there are several series of underwear under the brand, among which I endorse the teasing series myself, Cristiano you endorse the sports series, and I also want to find an old man to endorse the business series, do you think he can agree?"

Vardy himself endorses the teasing series, which is very in line with his image positioning, and Ronaldo endorses the sports series, which is no problem.

But the old man Ferguson will endorse the underwear for this money?

Imagine a poster of an old man wearing Vardy's underwear, and the picture is too hot to look at......

This is equivalent to directly ruining Ferguson's character, let alone agreeing, even if Vardy goes to the old man to talk about it, Ferguson can beat him to death directly in his office.

The three of them instantly shook their heads and shook their heads.

Well, dispel that thought!

But at this time, Rooney felt that something was wrong, Ronaldo and Rooney both had tasks, so what about themselves?

"What should I do? You forgot about me? ”

Vardy smiled, and the meaning of the smile was as if he was going to sell Rooney, which instantly made Rooney vigilant.

"Isn't there a children's series, this series belongs to you!" Vardy patted Rooney on the shoulder, as if he had been given an important task.

Go ahead, the organization is optimistic about you!

But Rooney doesn't appreciate it, for the furry children's series belongs to me?

"You think I look like a child?" Rooney asked, puzzled.

Looking at the thinning hair on Rooney's head, Vardy and Ronaldo shook their heads in unison, and they were embarrassed!

"Well, I think your thing is too small to wear in children's panties, so what do you think?"

Vardy shrugged, but as soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't stop laughing.

Rooney's mind instantly appeared with the image of himself wearing children's underwear and smirking, and he shivered instantly.

Then came the daily boxing routine, which ended with Vardy being beaten with a bruised nose and swollen face......

......

In the 25th round of the league, Manchester United played Watford at home, and it was another game without much suspense.

As a promoted team, Watford's goal is not to wrestle with the giants, but how to be relegated in the league, don't come to the Premier League for a season, and then go back in disgrace.

However, everyone originally thought that Manchester United would get three points after a passing game, but it almost broke out a big upset.

Soon after the break, Watford, who were playing away from home, took advantage of a careless mistake by the United defence last time to break through the United goal, and at that moment, the whole of Old Trafford lost their voice.

Manchester United have had an excellent season, especially at Old Trafford, and it is not easy for even some of the biggest teams to find the back of the net casually.

However, mistakes on the field often occur inadvertently, and no one can avoid them, especially the collective short circuit of the entire defense line, and it is strange not to lose the ball.

Manchester United, who woke up like a dream after conceding the goal, encountered Watford's bus, eager to stand in a row of 11 people to block the goal, and Manchester United's offensive threat was greatly reduced.

At the end of the first half, United were still unable to equalise and fell behind Watford at home.

As they walked off the pitch, the expressions on the faces of the Manchester United players were very solemn.

Perhaps for Manchester United, the opponent's bus is not the biggest obstacle to their goal, and the bigger problem may be the referee.

At Manchester United's home stadium, the Red Devils are often taken care of by the referee to a certain extent, which may not necessarily affect the balance of the game, but the United players are absolutely comfortable.

But this game was completely different, as if everything had been turned upside down, and instead of leaning towards the home team, the referee took care of Watford.

Watford's players struggled defensively, so it was inevitable that fouls would often be used to disrupt United's attack, and if it were normal for United to destroy Watford in the first half with only a free-kick.

However, the referee is like wearing an eye patch, as long as it is not a particularly big foul, he will turn a blind eye, occasionally take off the eye patch, and suddenly realize that it is a foul, and will give Manchester United a free kick.

When it came time for Watford to counter-attack, Vardy would often intercept with savage charges and deadly flying tackles, both of which had the function of reducing the probability of fouls, but he didn't expect to be repeatedly stopped by the referee, and even got a yellow card, which obviously doesn't make sense in terms of probability.

What is even more unacceptable is that Vardy had another successful goal against offside in the first half, but it was blown off by the referee, and the flag held high by the linesman was obviously telling everyone that Vardy was offside.

Through the video replay, fans all over the world can see that Vardy was wronged, and at the moment when Ronaldo passed, Vardy was still behind Watford's two central defenders!

Without the help of the referee, United would never have fallen behind in the first half, if not leading, at least it was the result of a draw.

Vardy's eyes were deep, and he knew that maybe the Jersey was going to start targeting him.