Chapter 24: Roar, Snake Tail Pill...... Ahem, that ...... Mother River!
"What are you looking at?" Xiu Ce gently closed the two notebooks in front of him, moved his fingers to make a very tired look, and quietly leaned over to Bing Miao's side.
"Don't come to this set, I'm tired after playing for less than half an hour, but the Siberian one is looking at it, I really don't want to take off the chicks?" For Xiu Ce's careful thinking, Bing Miao didn't even have to guess, and he didn't just start reading the book in his hand, so he asked the title of the book...... The question that the mentally handicapped can't even open his mouth can only be asked by someone relying on the lower limit as deep as his night sky.
[Night Sky:, it's my business! γ
[Fart in the night sky: Hey, why did you get involved with me again?] You smell it! γ
Yuwen Xiuce didn't want to discuss the naΓ―ve issue of taking off the chick at all, pointed to the book in Bingmiao's hand, and continued to play the lower limit of his night sky as deep but unheard (there should be applause here~), "The title of the book is too long, you told me several times, I just can't remember it......"
Can you make it up a little more? Bing Miao couldn't stand it anymore, closed the book and said, "You? Can't remember the title?! Glancing at the small advertisement on the telephone pole on the road, a year later, the composition class can still be written down as a small essay word for word, and now tell me that I can't remember the title of the book with just a few words? β
"Don't be so serious, logic is a good thing, but relying too much on logic will become illogical." Yuwen Xiuce babbled a few sentences, glanced at the title of the book, and read it out casually, "I am ******** of online game rebirth"
"Huh? And that kind of plot? How I didn't see it! "Bing Miao flipped through the books and searched frantically, who the male protagonist was.
"Ahem, I'm an interjection, I added it myself, just to express my true feelings in my heart." Someone signaled that Xiao Zhengtai could give up the search, saying that even if there is a plot like that, it can be better than the full-color photo album I gave you, master?!
"Look at the title of the book, you sigh a fart!" Bing Miao squinted at Xiu Ce.
[Fart: yes, why are you sighing at me!] Lao Tzu is used to smell, not to sigh! γ
"It's not simple, you can spoil almost the entire plot by looking at the title of the book, where is it not worth sighing. Presumably this is another story of the silk after being reborn, with almost spoiler-like game knowledge and cheats, after unremitting struggle and hard work, it has become the story of the silk again, right? Although the sentence is a question sentence, Xiuce's tone reveals that the plot must be such a confidence.
"You've seen it?" Although there is often a normal explanation for abnormal things to appear in Xiuce, the content is inferred according to the title of the book...... excuse-meοΌ
[Author: This is it...... It's not as hard as you think, it's just a little bit of talent and a long time of hard training. The title of the book is still a text, there is enough information to reason and speculate, Lao Tzu can know which company's films, whose starring role, which actions, and what plot just by virtue of the number composed of numbers and letters~]
[Yuwen Xiuce: On the road of pursuing the highest and strongest to perverted, I sigh like a self! γ
"I occasionally use this kind of stuff to exercise my ability to complain when I'm bored, especially when it's popular and has a lot of fans." Yuwen Xiuce patted the cover and said with a smile, "The biggest advantage of this kind of work is that you don't need to deliberately look for slots, just flip it over." β
"Hehββ, you flip!" Bing Miao defiantly shoved the book into Xiu Ce's hand. Although he didn't think that this kind of idle book to pass the time was very meticulous, and even slightly agreed with Xiuce's judgment, but the book he read was casually commented on by a person who had nothing to do with the Taoist Sutra and coloring pages of the human body magazine for fun, and it was not so comfortable after all. will appear ...... You're not as deep as a deep well of ice.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Accept it, Bing Miao, the truth is so cruel! γ
[Bing Miao: I can accept that my reading taste is not as good as that of a dead pervert, but alive...... Don't! γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: #@Β₯%! γ
Under the pressure of Bingmiao's gaze, Yuwen Xiuce worked hard to find his own glimmer of life in the pages.
Turned the page and was a little nervous.
Turning another page, a chill runs down my spine.
Keep turning until you sweat profusely......
"I gave up! I can't find it, I can't find itββ!!! Yuwen Xiuce let out a long sigh.
"Can't find it, can you? Don't talk big about it in the future. Bing Miao secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"I can't find ......" Xiuce's whole person seemed to be about to collapse, "I can't find a place where I can't complain!" β
"Nani?!" Bing Miao was very dissatisfied with Xiu Ce's reaction, and according to logic, he thought that he was the one who should collapse.
Yuwen Xiuce: "I think the beginning is generally written carefully, and the slots will be slightly less, which is ......"
"Getting to the point!" Bing Miao interrupted someone's memories of the mental journey, "Details! β
Under the threat of becoming a real "dead pervert", Yuwen Xiuce swallowed his saliva and began to explain.
"Page 1 ......"
"Before the male pig's foot was reborn, he was a hardcore player of virtual reality online games, creating hundreds of millions of dollars of value for a consortium in the game, but he was suddenly framed and forced to leave his job, and he only got a million-level property, which is not even clear...... Ahem, in fact, it is the loss of relatives and girlfriends in ominous words, and finally a person is depressed and drunk heavily, which is also the reason why the male pig's foot will be depressed and reborn. β
"It's just a big loss, and then reborn......" Bing Miao made a summary, and said by the way that if you don't talk about this episode, I will ...... I can't even remember, bastard!
Yuwen Xiuce: "Here comes the problem...... Let's not question whether a silk can really go to the top on his own without the help of a consortium platform or team strength, and when it is established. β
Hearing and when it established four words (author's note: actually five words), Bing Miao already felt that it was not good, if he could gently let go of this level of slot, how sharp the next complaint would be! Just thinking about it makes people feel -
Excited!
[Bing Miao: Hey, my character is Zhengtai, not Shake M! ] γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't say this kind of layman's words, Zhengtai has its own ...... with M attributes]
"Let's assume that the actor is so rebellious that he can bring more than 100 million income to a consortium by himself. So this kind of person should be considered rare in the game world, right? Not to mention that he is not from a good background as set in the book, even if he has any more serious flaws, in a society with a highly developed game industry, he should belong to the small group of people at the top of the pyramid. β
Although I want to refute it, but considering that the description in the book is more excessive than someone's generalization - in order to highlight the male protagonist's rebellion, it is added later that the entire game empire was built and ruled by him alone, and when he thought of this stubble, Bing Miao could only reluctantly nod his head.
"Even if this kind of person is really liquidated by the group for any reason, he can't find any next home? Not to mention a gamer of this level, any team with a similar reputation, the main members are not poached by their peers, and their treatment is rising. This kind of abuse of super players and their arbitrary exile in the book is simply a god assist for the competition. β
"Perhaps...... What's the secret? Bing Miao is now only hard mouthed.
[Bing Miao: Heyββ, it can be hard in other places! ] γ
[Yuwen Xiuce: uh...... If you don't jump out, the reader really doesn't think about it that much! γ
[Author: I especially knew that only a hard mouth was left, and it turned out to be a personal attack that only targeted men! γ
"Let's just think he has something else hidden, let's look down." Yuwen Xiuce smiled and gently let go of this question, and Bing Miao immediately felt ......
I'm even more excited.,Is there any~.
[Bing Miao: No! γ
"With an average of more than 10 hours of play a day, the male pig's foot is a very single and very stimulating crunch exercise from a professional point of view, shaping and maintaining a charming figure, especially the beautiful mermaid line ......"
"Uh......" Bing Miao began to have a headache, the fitness field was obviously a familiar place for a certain deep well ice, especially a pervert who aspired to have a muscular body.
"Sit-ups? This kind of crunch exercise will only stimulate the rectus abdominis muscle, and it is also upper, and the contribution to the external oblique muscle is almost zero. I even doubt he'll ever know where the mermaid line is! β
"Uh......"
"What's even more excessive is that you look at the hero's recipe. The description in the book is that in order to maintain his figure and increase protein intake, the male protagonist often eats sweet and sour pork ribs and braised pork, which are high-protein dishes! β
"I don't bother to complain about high protein...... Just like their sweet and sour pork ribs, they use beef ribs, and the braised pork is also pure lean meat, with no fat edges at all. The key is that although the body fat requirement of the mermaid line is lower than that of the eight-pack abs, the body fat must be controlled within 12% at the bottom. And sweet and sour pork ribs and braised pork? Hehe, eating boiled chicken breast and boiled vegetables all year round is just to make the body fat hover around 10%! β
"Uh......"
"Half an hour of exercise every day and his high-protein recipe, if you can still see the mermaid line, I think it must be drawn!"
Looking at Bing Miao, who was trapped in the impact and couldn't be calmed down, Yuwen Xiuce distressed him and found a reason, "Do you want to say that he is talented?" β
"That's right! What if someone is talented, the protagonist of YY is embarrassed to come out to meet people if you are not talented, even if you are-"
"Just think he's talented!" Xiuce decisively diverted the topic away from himself, "He is very handsome, he has a good physique, even if he eats sweet and sour pork ribs and braised pork all year round, as long as he sit-ups for 30 minutes a day, he can maintain a toned figure...... Then why is he not a model, it is best to start a live broadcast and be an Internet celebrity, not to mention the money, there is still a lot of time to squander every day, and there is more opportunity to contact beautiful girls. With a beastly body, you only need to sit up for 30 minutes a day and don't need any other strength training and diet control, you know...... How much time and energy can you spare to snap around? It's no problem to hit 10 in the morning and 10 in the evening! β
"Maybe ......" Bingmiao was a little clumsy. This time, he really felt Xiuce's anger, a kind of ...... that poured everything out and came from the bottom of his heart The anger characteristic of a thousand-year-old chick.
Bing Miao reorganized her language before she said, "Maybe it's because this is an online game." After all, if it continues to develop as you say, it will become an entertainment article or an urban text in an instant! β
"There is a page at the back that mentions that the actor has met a lot of dignitaries and celebrity models." Yuwen Xiuce replied very calmly, but there seemed to be turbulent waves under this calm, like a catastrophe constantly beating the vicissitudes of the chick's heart and being traumatized.
Bing Miao's face turned slightly pale, and said, "Why do I have the feeling that you don't really care much about the plot, and just want to target me?" β
Yuwen Xiuce took the opportunity to say, "Okay, these are just to add to the face-slapping plot and coolness." Let's not talk about the details, after all, no matter how much you say, you'll think I'm nitpicking, a book to pass the time, why do you want to think so much, it's not something for you to scrutinize sentence by sentence. β
"yes, yes." Bingmiao nodded cooperatively.
Yuwen Xiuce: "But no matter how you pull it, there must be two obstacles on the main line that can't be avoided." β
Bing Miao: "You're dead set on targeting me, aren't you?" β
"You listen to what I say first to see if it makes sense, and then judge if I'm targeting you, and decide whether or not to make me a veritable dead pervert......
"I think I'm ready to make a judgment!" Bing Miao got up angrily and said.
"Ahem, the setting of the main line is like this: the male protagonist was born poor, worked hard for several years in the game world with his talent, created a great name and foundation, and was reborn with a spoiler goldfinger after being plotted, right?"
Bingmiao nodded.
"Here's the problem, the actor was so powerful in his previous life, and after being reborn with a golden finger, he must be the only task in the novice village, and the tenth-level name resounded throughout the server, and from then on, he was an epic task and a legendary treasure. Such an outrageous early accumulation and the game strength of the male protagonist will logically inevitably lead to a standout, that is, invincibility. However, the invincible flow of traditional online game texts is often easy to write down, especially this kind of ...... that only wants to be cool when setting the outline, but does not intend to enter the invincible stream."
"......"
"I know what you're trying to say, the deep well ice of Siberia is not written by the invincible stream, but by the special disease! It's just that the T virus should be turned into a deep well of ice......"
"Makes sense!" Bingmiao suddenly had a rush to open up.
Yuwen Xiuce took the opportunity to continue to elaborate his point, "In traditional online texts, once the protagonist is invincible, it is easy to lead to a high degree of similarity in the plot, although it is not invincible, it is also highly similar......"
"Ahem, when you really can't blow it anymore, you can only choose a few directions. One is to run lonely to scare NPCs, gorgeously turn into infinite streams, and even combine different latitudes in the virtual world and so on. One is that the male protagonist discovers and enters the world of masters and masters who can only look up to in his previous life.,Although you can forcibly expand the dungeon map.,But it will also cause the initial setting to become funny.γ The male protagonist as a first-class master was earth-shattering in his previous life, and his strength directly affected the real world through the game, so what about the super-first-class who is stronger than him? Rushing out of Earth to the Milky Way? Heaven and earth and NPCs can't satisfy him anymore......"
"There is also a kind of chaos into some of the same adventures.,Suddenly rise to become a supporting role that has a lot of power to compete with the male protagonist.γ It's no different from telling the reader bluntly, 'I'm just going to find him a match, what's the matter?' β
Moreover, the degree of awesomeness of the male protagonist is almost directly inversely proportional to the logical ability of the writer. For example, after being reborn, the rate of accumulation and appreciation of assets should be faster than in previous lives, right? That's when the scariest thing comes! After becoming a rich man, questions about the use and continued appreciation of money often make the article seemβ"
"I can't bear to look at it!" Bing Miao reluctantly said the word. Born in a family of merchants, even if he has the idea of passing the time at will, he will have a physiological emergency impulse similar to being forcibly fed when he sees those outrageous "successful investment cases".
Give the money to someone else to take care of, and then sit on the ground happily...... Ahem, suck gold.
With some incomplete usage experience and the same name, you can replicate a super-successful business case in your previous life, regardless of whether there are N products with the same function in the cruel competition in the process of its success...... It doesn't matter if it has faced countless unknown life and death choices in the process of its success......
Human beings, creatures, if they live close to the farmers' market, they have to worry about what to eat for breakfast for a long time, and they don't know if the family will fight for it, but when it is YY, how to develop and how to succeed in this kind of thing, I actually think that finding someone to give the right name will be done, too...... It's amazing.
What makes people collapse is that the logic of "value can be easily discounted" is frequent. Anyone with a little economic common sense also knows that the act of discounting will affect the price of goods, and between price gouging, inducing a buyer's market and finding the right time to make a move, even Wall Street predators have to think about the problem, in the eyes of the little code word expert, it is simply not too simple.
It's going to be a spit, and it's a thousand and one nights again, and it's even enough for a certain neurotic to open a new book. But even if these episodes are terrifying, I have to say that Bing Miao is such a strong person! When others choose to escape in the face of a head-on flight, he will raise his head and chest up, face the difficulties, and even deliberately repeat this experience, taking it as a kind of grinding, over and over again, over and over again, until he falls in love with it!
Bing Miao: "Pilot! Turn around and go to Siberia right away! Stop when passing by Yiwu, I want to pick a handy chair! β
It was easy for Xiuce to appease Xiao Zhengtai, and he had to say something like "What are you talking about with a deep well ice?" and so on.
[Yuwen Xiuce: Yes, every time you pick up a chair in the dormitory, I want to say the same thing! γ
"Reading idle books still brings brains, are you sick!" Bing Miao was still immersed in the excitement brought by the metaphor of feeding Xiang, and was very irritable.
"Of course there is...... The first day you knew me? β
ββ¦β¦β
"Actually, that bare-footed ice skater also wanted to write a traditional online game...... "Yuwen Xiuce revealed a little bit of the inside story to Bing Miao.
"He? Traditional online games? Bingmiao's mouth opened wide. (Author: Is this waiting for someone to feed Xiang?) οΌ
[Bing Miao: I can't bear it anymore, turn around immediately!] γ
"The reason why I didn't write a traditional online game in the end is because-" Xiu Ce bought a pass and forcibly pulled Bingmiao's attention back before continuing, "He couldn't find a logical way out of the story. β
"And then? Found it here? Bingmiao sneered and laughed.
"Well, you complain so sharply, do you want to have a good chat......"
"Aside from the fact that Fukai Bing doesn't know how to make up traditional stories?"
"Hey! I said don't complain about being so sharp, my soul is light! β
"That'...... Then there is no such thing, right? β
"Dirt ......"
"Enough? It's still early! That product can't look down on that, and as a result, you use 'writing an online article that everyone can't look at' to prove yourself? β
"Everyone is a little too absolute......"
"Except for his fellow patients who came over to support him, who else reads this book?"
Yuwen Xiuce: "Hey, who is it in Siberia, don't hide and watch the excitement, it's time to dispatch your three thousand vests!" β
Siberia 1234: "What a vest, we are all enthusiastic readers of this book!" β
Siberian 2234: "That's it!" β
Siberia......
Author: "Well, how many numbers are it to Siberia?" β
Bing Miao: "3234......"
Siberian 3234: "Yes, that's my turn, I'mβ"
Yuwen Xiuce: "Forget it, I feel embarrassed to watch it, and I feel more tormented than when I went out bare-chested for the first time." β
Bing Miao suddenly looked out the window and said, "If you were really reborn, what would you choose to do, Xiu Ce." β
"I definitely won't choose to play the game I've played again!" Someone is still immersed in the atmosphere of the previous complaint.
"When you decisively turn down an offer, ask yourself, why not give it a try?" Bing Miao smiled and said, "I remember that you told me this sentence. β
"Hmm!" Yuwen Xiuce nodded heavily, and his mind flew back to before, "I remember...... It was a discussion about coming out, and you said you couldn't-"
When he said this, someone's hair stood on end, and he suddenly got startled, and went to find Xiao Zheng Taiyun sitting in place lightly.
"Skill CD?" Xiuce shook his head, feeling like it. Judging from previous combat experience, Xiao Zhengtai's magic chair sealing method can ignore the restrictions of skill CDs through changes in mood.
"If you were really reborn, what would you choose to do, Xiuce?" Bing Miao repeated this sentence, and her tone was so flat that she didn't seem to be asking a question, but elaborating.
"Rebirth......" Xiu Ce was rarely more serious, and there was a bit of rare melancholy and loneliness in his tone. I think I'll live a lifetime in a tangle. β
"Huh?" The unexpected answer made Bing Miao interested in listening. It is an extremely difficult experience to encounter in the process of dealing with mentally ill people.
"If you repeat your previous life, you will lose the key to a new door. And turning the key means saying goodbye to yourself. Xiuce pointed to his head, "Memory, experience, lover, friend, all kinds of joys, sorrows, joys and sorrows, will become different." You will say goodbye to everything that made you who you are. β
"So how do you choose?" Bing Miao asked relentlessly.
"Don't overthink it."
Yuwen Xiuce smiled softly, there seemed to be a little gentleness in his smile, and it seemed to be a little serene. The brilliant sunlight on the stratosphere faintly imprinted the side of his face through the visor, and at that moment, the magical nature actually gave a deep well of ice divine brilliance.
Although he knew that the beast in front of him would plague the world for a long time, Bing Miao suddenly had a strange feeling at that moment, a feeling that a large piece of all his experiences and past had been inexplicably stripped away, a kind of sentimentality that suddenly hit him because he had lost something important in his life, and a ......
A feeling as if the person in front of me didn't really exist in this world.
What to do...... What to do? What to do!
Bing Miao's heart seemed to be suddenly clenched fiercely, painful but inexplicable.
So, Ko Shota decided to solve the problem in the way he did best.
"Boom! All illusions are vain! Broken ββ! β
"Holy! What the hell is this for?! β
"Breaking ββ!"
"If you're coming out of the closet...... It's been almost ten years! β
"Breaking ββ!"
"It's a big deal for a small-minded person!"
"Finish the workβ"
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Bing Miao leaned back in her chair, looking out of the window with a bit of confusion, and her tone was a little gloomy, as if asking into the air.
"Honestly, if you were to be born again one day, what would you choose to do?"
Yuwen Xiuce lay on the ground on all fours, his eyes locked on the stewardess who stepped forward to inquire about him, and through the thin stockings like cicada wings, he saw the end of the universe - everything seemed to be within reach.
"I think I'll try to drag someone who likes to play Lianliankan and play the game seriously."
He replied faintly in a voice that he could barely hear.
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Author: "Heyββ, don't you choose to take off your chicks once you are reborn?" Are you sure you don't think about it anymore? β
Yuwen Xiuce: "Get out!" Such a good artistic conception was all destroyed by you! β
Bing Miao: "Such a good artistic conception refers to perfunctory me while peeping at the flight attendant?" β
Yuwen Xiuce: "Be particular about speaking!" Peeping is peeping, don't add stealing words, it makes my master's great and righteous character collapse! β
Author: "I'm impotent......"
Yuwen Xiuce: "Wei Guangzheng, bastard! β
Author: "What Guangzheng? β
Yuwen Xiuce: "Impotence-"
Author: "Wilted? I said that I don't even think about shedding the chicks when I am reborn......"
Yuwen Xiuce: "It's Wei Guangzheng, Wei Guangzheng!" β
Author: "What Guangzheng? β
Yuwen Xiuce: "Impotence ......"
Author: "Wilted? I saidβ"
System prompt: Bing Miao forcibly pressed the power button, and the automatic codeword program of the "Pentium, Yellow River and Yangtze River" brand is about to close!
"Galloping, Yellow River and Yangtze River" brand automatic code word program: "Want to get rid of me like this?" To show you how powerful this program can be - roar, snaketail...... Ahem, Mother River! β
The system prompts: "Galloping, Yellow River and Yangtze River" has been set to start automatically at the beginning of the article!
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