"Hey! Old! Coulson walked outside Chen's room and saw that the door was not closed, put down his hand that was about to knock on the door, opened the door and walked in.

"Chen!" Coulson watched Chen fall asleep and frowned, "Wake up!" ”

"Well, sir," Chen Haoran opened his eyes, "has the meal arrived?" ”

He remembered that when Coulson used to call him, it was all meals, and he asked him to cook, and he gave the three first-level tech nerds except for chatting, and the rest of the time was boring. If he says S.H.I.E.L.D. needs a big team of chefs, then he's undoubtedly the chef of the Dream Squad.

"Get ready," Coulson said, glancing at his watch, "you have two minutes to jump off the plane." ”

"What's the mission?" Chen Haoran looked confused, "Is it just jumping down?" ”

"Fiz has prepared your clothes and maps," Coulson smiled slightly, "you just need to put on your clothes and arrive at the designated place." ”

"Okay," Chen Haoran looked at Coulson, who had already walked to the door, and asked, "Can I use superpowers?" ”

"Do you feel the need?"

Watching Coulson leave, he muttered: "Isn't it said that Americans are very direct and open, how can they learn from us Chinese, can they be used or not?" I don't understand. ”

...

"Hi Fitz, Simmons."

"Hi, Chen," Fitz saw Chen, and handed the prepared clothes to Chen, "This is what you need, the map is inside the clothes, good luck." ”

"What kind of eyes are you?" Seeing Fitz's strange eyes, he wondered, "I'm not going to die, by the way, where are we now?" I slept and couldn't figure out the direction at night. ”

"Siberia!" Simmons said lightly; "What do you think of the clothes we got for you?"

"This.." Looking at a tattered military coat from the sixties, he wanted to curse, "Are you going to ask me for food in this deserted Siberia?" ”

"I'm sorry," Fitz said apologetically, "but it seems like it's too late to do it again, good luck." ”

"Bye!" Simmons stretched out his right hand and shook it awkwardly.

"Okay," he put on his military coat, put down the equipment on his body, just put on a tiny communication earbud with positioning anti-jamming, and jumped off the plane with a thoughtful word, "You two wait for me." ”

"What did I do wrong?" Fitz buttoned his head, "They seem to have clothes here like this, I found the same style made by the most fashionable coat brother on the Internet, it should be very handsome." ”

If Chen Haoran is here at this time, he must be defeated by this tech nerd, if he asks Fitz to go to China, it must be this image of asking for food, he will be arrested by the chengguan, and then he will say that he is a spy, and then he will be beaten up and return to the United States in disgrace.

After landing, Chen Haoran looked around and saw that there was no one, and then began to take out the map on his body, there was no place name on the map, only terrain and coordinates, and the destination he was going to was fifteen kilometers away from him, a lake that looked very flat.

Looking at the lake, he took the map and looked at it carefully, but unfortunately there were no details and descriptions of the mission, only the words "Agent Xiao".

He knew that this time it was to rescue Agent Shaw, but he felt a little strange, and he remembered that it seemed that there was no such paragraph.

Although he didn't know what the guards around the underground prison were, he knew that there must be a lot, so he had to slowly walk towards the intended location in the snow.

And in the sky, Mei looked at Chen on the screen and frowned slightly, it's strange that this dress is not caught.

"Why?"

"Ahh Coulson was a little embarrassed, "This was Fitz came up with, and I believe Chen will be able to solve this trouble." ”

After walking in the snow for an hour, only five miles away from the intended place, he rubbed his hands together as if he were at his feet, sighed, and looked at the strong Russian man dressed in bear skin on the opposite side, habitually with his legs together, his head slightly lowered, and spoke in an unfamiliar Russian with a clear Japanese accent, "Ula! Big brother, it's really cold this weather, I don't know if big brother has clothes, it's so cold. ”

The strong man looked at the man in front of him, his rancid appearance, a burst of disdain, and he was a little Japanese **. He vaguely squeezed the fist in his sleeve and said with a smile: "Ula! Dude, why are you here? What are you doing on this cold day? ”

"Lost," Chen rubbed his hands again, "you know that the wastelands of Siberia are easy to get lost. ”

"Ahh Siberia, the man has now confirmed the identity of this person, it is a Japanese little Bibi.

He can't wait to bring this little Bibi back to the underground prison for everyone's drunken entertainment, and this thin-skinned and white-faced figure should be very much in line with everyone's taste.

"That's it, big brother?" Chen panicked slightly, looking at the man in front of him, he felt that this man was very cute, and he would not kill him later.

"Nothing?" The man patted Chen's shoulder and laughed: "Brother, what's your name, I'll take you to my house to drink a bottle of vodka, warm and warm, and then find someone to send you back to your village." ”

"My name is Urazan, thank you, big brother." Chen Haoran tightened his coat again, "Big brother, you don't know, I've been lost for several days, you see that this dress was given to me by a kind aunt." ”

"It's pitiful," the man took off his clothes and draped them over Chen's body, "Let's go, Brother Urazan, and go drink." ”

"Ulla! I'm proud to be Russian. ”

"Well," the man didn't speak, he just wanted to hear what this little Japanese was going to say, and he knew that this little Japanese should be telling the truth.

"We have a senior here, got nine Japanese girls, gave birth to seventy-nine babies in nineteen years, this combat effectiveness, is really a model for my generation." Speaking of Chen Haoran's yearning, he really admired this Russian, "In the end, he asked the Japanese government to help him raise a baby, which is really my idol."

"Brother Urazan, are you talking about Stofeltagsky?" The man also looked admiring, "You know? My brother is really fate, he is also my idol. ”

"Really?" Chen Haoran was suddenly overjoyed, "Then we are for him, we will not get drunk today." ”

"Okay, don't get drunk, don't go home, haha..."Drinking the strongest wine and Japanese girls is the dream of this arrogant man.

The man suddenly felt that this little Japan was very cute, and he couldn't bear to torture him, but when he thought of the lonely and boring life in the underground prison, he still laughed it off.