Chapter 14: Drink Down
Ward was translating in the central war room, frowning, this acting skill is too good, a perfect image of a Japanese spy appeared in front of his eyes, completely without Chen Pingri's appearance, if he hadn't seen Chen Ping's appearance, he wouldn't have believed it, a person with superpowers, is also very proficient in the affairs of agents, he feels as if he still has a lot to learn.
Skye and Mei frowned slightly, the two of them were talking about little Japan all the way, and as girls, even American girls, they felt embarrassed.
"Do you need us to go down?" Mei's expression didn't change, she knew that even Chen alone could rescue Xiao.
"Let's see." Coulson just smiled, rich knowledge, coupled with excellent skills, perfect acting skills, is the most basic thing as an agent, he sighed a little, most of their S.H.I.E.L.D. agents now, most of them rely on high technology, if they meet someone like Chen, they will be defeated. He knew that after this report, he was going back to the headquarters, and his team was almost full, although he didn't know what the test of going back to the headquarters this time was, but looking at Chen, he had confidence.
"Big brother? This.." Chen was a little excited, looking at a hole in the lake, there was some light inside, "Is this your home?" Is it really unique? ”
"Brother, you know that the wind in Siberia is very strong, and it is frozen here all year round, so it is warm enough to build a house here," the man looked at the surrounding jungle and said with a smile: "You must know that the bears here are very ferocious, if you don't find such a good place, how can your eldest brother and I sleep in peace." ”
"Then big brother, let's go, it's important to drink," Chen Haoran smiled and patted the man's shoulder, "After drinking, you have the strength, and it's okay to kill those wild bears." ”
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"Three big brothers," Chen Haoran looked at a box of vodka on the table, picked up a bottle very excitedly and said with a smile: "It is said that we Russians have vodka in their blood, and the younger brother is in trouble today, thank you to the three eldest brothers, do it first as a respect." ”
Saying that, he picked up the wine bottle and began to drink, seven hundred and fifty milliliters of vodka was drunk by him, Chen Haoran smacked his mouth, turned the wine bottle upside down, and not a drop of wine dripped out.
Chen Haoran felt that Xiao who was obviously the chief next to him, although he knew his identity, he still had to make a lot of drama.
I saw Xiao's expression change slightly, and he said to the man next to him: "Second brother, since this Urazan is so affectionate, you give him a drink first." ”
Chen Haoran's face did not change, and he drank three bottles of vodka in a row, and suddenly said: "Xiao? ”
"Shaw?" Xiao looked at Chen suspiciously, guessing his identity, "Xiao what?" ”
"Yes, my brother has a good amount of alcohol," the man who brought him back patted Chen Haoran on the shoulder, and said in his heart, could he not hold it anymore, and began to talk nonsense, "Brother, you are not drunk, come on, come on... Drink. ”
There were three more bottles of vodka, except for Xiao and Chen Haoran, the two of them had already begun to pour on the table and talk nonsense, "Drink, brother, let's drink." ”
When Ward heard this, he said to himself: "This Russian is exactly that, with vodka he forgets everything, but unfortunately I don't have that iron liver." ”
"Well," Coulson said, turning to May, "May, go pick him up, the mission is done." ”
Mei shook her head, she was about to watch a good show, but Chen just moved her mouth to complete the task.
"Ah, after drinking so much wine, I can't hold it back," Chen Haoran made a look, took two bottles of vodka and turned away, he knew that Xiao would follow.
Shaw was a little confused, but he followed, just with his hands behind his back and a Colt pistol.
Xiao stood on the ice and looked at Chen, who was facing away from him, "Who are you?" ”
"The agent's first priority is to hide his identity forever," he said, turning to look at the smile and spreading his hands, "So, I won't tell you, look at the top of your head, you should understand." ”
Xiao looked at the plane above his head and immediately understood the identity of the person in front of him, but he didn't seem to know anything other than knowing that he was someone from S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Let's go." Looking at the slowly opening ramp of the cargo hold, he knew that May would not land the plane down.
"What are you doing?" Xiao looked at the person in front of him and grabbed his right hand and asked suspiciously.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and Chen Haoran smiled evilly: "You won't want to know." ”
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"Chen," Fitz said with a smile as he looked at the small glass of vodka on the table, "Is this vodka?" And I just heard that you drank six bottles, this can't be fake. ”
"It's true," Skye asked the wine glass in front of him, looking at Chen with a curious expression, "Chen, you just knew the content of the mission, can you tell me about your content." ”
"Didn't you all see it all?" Chen Haoran looked at Skye, he did know, but he couldn't know. Isn't the process of bringing Xiao back by himself very obvious? It's a textbook agent procedure, at least that's what the book says.
"I'm asking about intelligence?" Skye rolled her eyes, "What are you thinking?" ”
"Ahh Fitz drank a small glass of vodka, but his spicy tongue spit out, "It's spicy... Chen, how did you do it, the Russians are too perverted, I hope my agent field assessment mission is not to go to Russia, sure enough, it is a famous fighting clan, and I like this kind of heavy taste. ”
"Uh," Skye looked at Fitz speechlessly, what an idiot, as a member of the tech team, didn't he know the alcohol content of vodka?
"Fitz," Chen Haoran patted Fitz on the shoulder, "I can tell you the secret of how much I drink." ”
"What is it?" Skye was also very interested, "Tell me about it." ”
"It's just.." He looked at the two of them and said with a smile: "It's just to change a liver that can be drunk, this should be a very simple matter." ”
"Cut!" Fitz ignored Chan and turned to look at Simmons, who was taking information from Shaw's nose.
Skye also turned around and stopped talking to Chen, she knew that Chen didn't know any information.
"Huh..." Chen Haoran looked at the metal rod inserted into Xiao's nose and made a swing.
"What's wrong with you?" Skye looked at Chen, "What's crazy?" ”
"Don't you think your nose itches when you look at it?" Looking at the two of them in a daze, he shook his head: "You guys are really nervous, you see such a big thing put in your nose, you feel uncomfortable to death when you think about it, you don't even feel it, have you also done such a thing?" ”