Chapter 578: If You Don't Shave, I'll Help You Shave
Now, Vardy can finally soar here with open arms.
Of course, I was still rejoicing at Handanovic's mistake just now, this guy was so funny.
After stopping the ball without confirmation, the ball ran away and didn't know, and then it was still a decent pass, you really thought you were playing a virtual reality game!
Anyway, Vardy felt a stomach cramp, and the feeling guy was also a tease.
It seems that Handanovic will join Inter Milan in the future and become Inter's No. 1 goalkeeper, is this a congratulatory gift to the new club in advance?
Not only did Vardy cramp with laughter, but the other Inter players were no better, and when everyone gathered around to celebrate the goal, everyone's expressions felt uncontrollable!
Could there be an easier game to equalize in such a comical way?
It would be nice if every opponent gave Inter a gift like this.
And Handanovich stood there like a statue at this time, and the whole person was shrouded in shadows, as if he had been petrified.
He could never have imagined that he would make such a low-level mistake, feeling like a clown, and the whole world was laughing at him.
The Udinese players also have a beep dog expression, although they don't think they can resist Inter's attack, but they can't keep the ball and take the initiative to send it to Inter, those are completely different concepts, you can't play like this!
The Udinese fans in the stands couldn't make any noise because they really didn't know how to express what they were feeling right now.
The broadcast was played in slow motion over and over again, and Handanovic's hilarious mistake made fans around the world laugh.
Needless to say, it's Vardy contagious!
The Inter players excitedly joked with Vardy that the goal was too easy, so easy that they felt that it was useless for them to fight so fiercely just now, and it was not as good as Vardy's face.
"I really didn't find you so powerful, their goalkeeper was so scared that he didn't even want the ball!"
"If I didn't think it was a little too insulting, I really wanted to imitate his actions just now, it was too funny!"
"Scare her once, and we'll win!"
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Jamie Wardie also found it interesting that he had the goalkeeper in mind and could be included in the list of key training targets.
After the restart, Inter's momentum was fully formed, while Udinese were demoralized by their own mistakes.
Obviously, there is no suspense in the next game.
Inter completely broke out, but at this time Vardy felt like a useless person, and suddenly there was nothing to do with him on the field.
This is the rhythm of not taking him to play every minute!
In the 71st minute of the second half, Ibrahimovic received a cross from McConn and smashed through Udinese's goal with a violent header.
In the 77th minute, Maniche suddenly stepped forward to get rid of the opponent's defense and came with a trademark blast that Handanovic may still be unable to extricate himself from the shadow of the comical conceded goal, reacting half a beat slowly, and watching pitifully as the ball flew into his goal.
In the 85th minute, it was McCone again, and after a sharp breakthrough on the right side, the ball was sent to the goal, and Vardy, who had been silent for a long time, finally got the opportunity, and rushed to the goal with his feet out of joy, ready to grab the point.
But what they didn't expect was that Ibrahimovic, a very chicken thief, snatched the ball from the front point, dodged the goalkeeper's attack, and pushed the ball into the goal.
Vardy wants to cry without tears, this is really not to play with himself!
Of course, whoever scores the same goal, it's better for all Inter players to break out so that they can paddle calmly.
However, the score of 5:2 was not the end, and in stoppage time of the second half, Córdoba took advantage of a corner kick opportunity to rush up and head past Udinese's goal again, and finally fixed the score at 6:2.
It seems that Udinese was really defeated, otherwise with a height of only 173 cm, how could Córdoba, who is more frustrated than Vardy, grab the first point.
At the end of the game, the Inter players hugged each other and celebrated a big victory, and by this time, Udinese, who were half in the stands, had already left the stadium early, and they did not want to watch the team be crushed.
The young players of Udinese were extremely frustrated, thinking that if they could win this game, even if they couldn't, then a draw would always be possible.
The two-goal lead in the first half brought them infinitely close to this hope, but they didn't expect that in the end, they were bloodbathed, and this dazzling score made them have no face to raise their heads.
At this point, Vardy walked up to Obodo, took off his shirt and handed it to him.
His meaning is obvious, he wants to exchange jerseys with Obodo.
Obodo looked at Vardy in surprise, he didn't expect Vardy to offer to exchange shirts with him.
Who is Vardy?
World Footballer of the Year, the first person in world football, a real pinnacle star.
And he is just an ordinary midfielder of a mid-table team in Serie A, a nobody in world football.
It stands to reason that it is absolutely impossible for Vardy to take the initiative to exchange jerseys with him, you know, since his debut, Vardy has only taken the initiative to exchange jerseys a handful of times, and they are all the top superstars in football.
Could it be that Vardy felt that I played very well today, that he agreed, and that he wanted to give me a boost?
At this moment, Obodo couldn't help but start fluttering.
Without hesitation, he took off his shirt and quickly completed the exchange, as if he was afraid that Vardy would regret it.
Vardy took the shirt and looked at Obodo with a smile, and said teasingly: "You performed awesomely, especially in the part where you fell without physical contact, there was no sign of performance, it was very distracted, there was not even a little unnatural on your face, it was completely as if you were really injured, I wondered, how did you do it?" ”
Vardy is like a film and television newcomer asking for advice from film and television seniors, if he didn't know Vardy's urine, he would have thought that Vardy was really asking for advice!
The smile on Obodo's face froze instantly, and he naturally heard the deep irony in Vardy's tone.
His face turned red, and Obodo couldn't wait to teach this bastard in front of him a hard lesson, he was too special to bully.
They have already slaughtered us bloodily, and in the end they don't forget to mock us, who can bear it?
Any exchange of jerseys is an excuse, just to find an introduction to sarcastically stimulate me.
Bastard.
By this time, though, Vardy had already laughed and turned away, leaving Obodo himself in a mess and angry.
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At the post-match press conference, the Udinese coach kept silent after black-faced and said some unnutritious words.
However, Mancini did not intend to let his opponent go lightly, and criticized the strange remarks of old Pozo, and at the same time did not forget to denounce the opponent's shameless delaying tactics on the court, even the caddie took advantage of it, and it was simply done to the extreme.
Journalists are happy to see that, and they know very well that it's no wonder that Mancini doesn't go berserk.
With the practice of the Udinese little ball boy, even the Udinese club will be punished by the Italian Football Federation, and it is impossible for the Italian Football Federation to blatantly interfere with the game like them.
Of course, the fact that the Udinese coach does not speak does not mean that the media does not attack like him.
"Mr. Pozo Sr.'s pre-match rhetoric seems to have turned into a joke, what do you think about that?"
"Will old Mr. Pozzo keep his promise to shave his head?"
"Did you set up the delaying tactic?"
"Some people say that the caddy who was sent off for making trouble is your relative, please confirm it!"
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In the end, the press conference ended unhappily, and even Mancini felt that the Udinese coach was a little pitiful, and he was made to carry any pot.
I went back to the hotel to rest, and the next day I was ready to go back to Milan to continue training.
However, Vardy plans to take a half-day off from Mancini, and he will not return to Milan with the whole Inter team, because he still has something to do.
Didn't old Pozo say that Udinese couldn't snipe Inter and he would have to shave his head?
I'll watch you shave tomorrow.
If you don't want to shave, I'll do it myself.
Vardy generally doesn't cause much trouble, even if he often causes trouble on the pitch, but he rarely provokes others directly, but this does not mean that Vardy is fuel-efficient.
Speaking of which, he's still quite a retribution-seeker.
I won't mess with you, if you mess with me, I'll kill you!
has always had a bad impression of old Pozo, and now old Pozo dares to make a big deal and attack himself and Inter, so how can he spare him.
So early the next morning, Vardy went to Pozzo Sr.'s house surrounded by a group of media reporters.
It feels like taking the army to negotiate, just talk about it, and if you don't talk about it, you will be directly killed.
Old Pozo was sitting in the house eating breakfast at this time, his face was ugly, and he had not slept well last night because he was angry.
He always felt that his right eyelid was jumping, and he thought it was because he hadn't rested well, if he knew the superstitious sayings that were widely spread in Huaxia, then he would not be so calm.
The left eye jumps wealth, and the right eye jumps disaster.
At this moment, the housekeeper ran in in a panic, with a panicked face.
"Oh no, sir, Vardy is in!"
Old Pozzo chuckled in his heart, and when he heard Vardy's name, he thought something bad was going to happen, and he didn't know that the slice of bread he was holding had fallen to the ground.
Walking out of the restaurant, Old Pozo was startled when he saw the huge formation outside, this is going to kill someone!
Vardy's look is very sharp at this time, with an electric hair clipper in his left hand, a large shaver in his right hand, and shaving liquid in his jacket pocket, which feels like a fully armed cabinet hand.
"Say it, do it, choose, do you do it yourself, or let me come?" Vardy said unceremoniously to the elder Pozo: "But if I do it, then I don't guarantee that my starting will not hurt you!" ”