Chapter 579: Playing Dead
Vardy looked like he was coming to you to settle accounts with him on a businesslike basis, and there were countless media reporters behind him, and the old Pozzo was directly dumbfounded.
Do you want to play so big?
I'm just kidding, isn't it?
Now old Pozo is really in a dilemma.
If he shaves his head, then his reputation will be ruined, of course, he has no reputation at all, mainly because he has no face to go out to meet people.
If you don't admit it, this matter is estimated to be over, at most the media will shout, isn't it okay to be a turtle with a shrunken head if you don't show up?
The key question now is, if he plays Lippi, does Vardy, the bastard, really want to do it to himself?
I'm no match for Vardy!
It is said that this thing is not close to seven or eight big men, and his kung fu is quite good.
What to do?
His brain was spinning rapidly, and old Pozzo really came up with a way to get through it - play dead.
Trembling and pointing at Vardy in front of him, old Pozzo suddenly covered his chest, his expression made a very painful expression, and then slowly fell to the ground, and he was unconscious all of a sudden!
Is this a heart attack?
Or a sudden cerebral hemorrhage?
Vardy looked at old Pozzo in amazement, completely defeated by old Pozzo's shamelessness.
This thing's face is too ruddy, and he pays attention to body maintenance, and his face is better than that of a young man, where does it look like he is sick.
The most important thing is that the acting skills of this product are not up to par, the closed eyelids are still slightly moving, and they are awake at a glance, and they may even secretly squint their eyes to observe secretly.
It turns out that old Pozo is also a tease.
Not only did Vardy feel like he was beeping, but the group of reporters behind him were also in disbelief.
You're too fake!
However, after the reporters were shocked, they all laughed sneeringly, anyway, they didn't care whether old Pozo was really sick or fake, the point was that they had news to write.
World Footballer of the Year Vardy persecuted President Udinese, causing the old man to faint and enter a near-death state, which is earthquake-like news.
Old Pozzo's housekeeper flocked to the service with his servants, picked up old Pozo and got into the car, and went straight to the hospital.
Vardy was a little hesitant to go up and get old Pozzo a pair of scissors?
But after struggling for a long time, I finally forgot it, public opinion is ruthless!
The reporters dispersed and went home to write the news, while Vardy went to the airport sullenly to return to Milan.
At this time, old Pozo was no longer acting in his car, and he was laughing obscenely.
It's up to you what to do this time, bully an old man, public opinion can kill you!
......
In fact, by the time Vardy returned to Milan, public opinion had exploded about the game.
Everyone's focus is different, but the Wami are concerned that Jamie Vardy scored twice in this game, led the team to a big comeback in extremely unfavorable circumstances, and bloodied the opponent, and Vardy will always prove his best position with his best performance.
Neutral fans focused on two things that happened during the game, one was that the little ball boy deliberately helped Udinese delay the game, and the other was the funny embarrassment of Udinese goalkeeper Handanovic kicking an air balloon and laughing so much that he couldn't stop laughing.
And the real climax was when Vardy went to the old Pozzo's house after the game to find a field.
In Vardy's usual teasing style, it's no wonder he's been able to remain indifferent, as if finding trouble with old Pozo is his style.
If the outcome is not known, then there can be several guesses –
Old Pozzo kept his promise to shave his head;
Pozzo Sr. kept his promise, but couldn't bear to do it, so Vardy took it upon himself to make a bald head;
Old Pozzo did not keep his promise, and as a result, he was pressed to the ground by Vardy and rubbed repeatedly, and finally failed to escape the fate of becoming bald;
Pozzo Sr. wept bitterly and admitted his mistake and turned Vardy into friends;
.......
But no one expected that old Pozo would pretend to be dead!
That's right, it's to play dead.
There have been media paparazzi who photographed Lao Pozo talking and laughing with the housekeeper on the way to the hospital, but when he got out of the car, he looked dying again, isn't this obviously pretending to be sick!
Originally, some media were ready to criticize Vardy for not knowing how to respect the elderly, but after being so messed up, no one thought that old Pozzo was worthy of sympathy, it was simply an old fox.
All of a sudden, old Pozzo became a guy that everyone laughed at, and even Udinese was spurned by others.
When interviewed in the hospital, the elder Pozzo was still a dead duck, claiming that he was really unconscious, and now his condition is only slightly under control, and that a bastard like Vardy who doesn't know how to respect others should be shouted at by everyone.
But the problem is that everyone has seen through his shameless nature, and it is useless to say more.
Vardy is a bit of a pity that he couldn't kill the enemy, it's not his style!
But it doesn't matter, the coming day is long, and he has a chance to take revenge, and this time he has already discredited him, and it can be regarded as revenge.
However, Vardy didn't expect that he didn't do it himself, but someone helped clean up old Pozzo.
On the training ground, Vardy did not see Balotelli, knowing that the goods must have been sent to the reserves, and it was strange that Mancini could spare the mistakes that Balotelli had made.
The players, who were gradually recovering to their health, shouted to end training and went to the training ground of the reserve team to beat Balotelli to vent their hatred.
It really deserves to be beaten!
Even Jamie Vardy said he was happy to go, let alone those who didn't think much of a big deal to see the excitement.
In the end, basically the entire first team went, and according to this posture, one man and one punch, it is estimated that Balotelli will have to stay in the hospital for a month.
It's just that everyone came to the reserve training ground with a bang, which startled the reserve team players, but they couldn't find Balotelli himself.
This thing even escaped training?
It seems that they don't need to do it, and it is estimated that Mancini can kill Balotelli.
And early the next morning, a big news was exposed in the media.
Last night, when old Pozo was sleeping soundly in the hospital room, he was shaved a big bald head by an intruder, and old Pozo did not wake up, and the intruder was not found, until the morning, old Pozo looked in the mirror with a big bald head, and almost did not really scare out a heart attack.
Who did this to you?
The surveillance footage clearly captured the intruder, and although the intruder was in basic disguise, those who knew him well could recognize him at once.
This thing is Balotelli.
At this time, the Inter players knew that the reason why Balotelli did not participate in training was that he went to Udine to clean up old Pozzo.
Everyone thought Balotelli had done a good job, and they didn't care about the stupidity he had done.
Vardy felt very relieved that what he didn't do, Balotelli did it for him, and the most important thing is that Balotelli teased, and Vardy still had a reward.
This thug is desperate!