Chapter 28: The Yellow Bird's First Kiss

Without any feeling, Huang Li's thinking stopped even at this moment.

It's just that I keep thinking about one thing, how can a vegetative person be a vegetative person, how can I become a vegetative person!

It wasn't until the egret's lip print came that the yellow bird was like an electric shock, and the whole person was shocked.

However, she did not dodge.

This is the last wish of the egret, even if it is to make up for the egret's love for his uncle.

The wait is long, especially waiting for the verdict on yourself!

It was also a rather awkward moment.

The lips and tongues are attached to each other, and the eyes are facing each other.

Three seconds is up.

Five seconds passed.

Ten seconds......

One minute......

Three-minute ......

What's going on?

Egret is a little anxious, is there something wrong with the system?

Or did you let yourself go?

Don't!

How do you explain it to Huang Li!

"Ding! Get a kiss from a perfect woman and get 20,000 points! After paying off the debt, the host still has 10,350 points left! ”

You can get 20,000 points by kissing your cousin, and there is such a good thing!

I knew what socks and underwear I was going to steal, and I went to snatch my cousin's shoes.

Don't die, that's a good thing!

Now, however, there is an even bigger problem waiting for us.

The beak of the egret and the oriole are still glued together.

Egret was very touched by his cousin's sacrifice, but he didn't dare to move!

This,How do vegetative people pretend to be like?,Online, etc.,It's in a hurry!

Damn the system, I just let myself get points at this time, what should I do now?

If you let your cousin know that she cheated on her, she will definitely beat herself into a vegetative state!

Huang Li also noticed something abnormal.

However, the oriole still maintained a kissing posture, reaching out and gently touching the egret.

No response?

You can't be in a vegetative state, are you?

Touched it again!

This time, it seems to have touched a place that shouldn't be touched, and there is actually a stick!

In an instant, the oriole understood where he had touched the egret, phew, this rascal!

No, a vegetative person will still react?

A flutter!

The yellow oriole that reacted immediately separated from the egret for some distance and carefully looked at the egret that was still in a kissing position.

The egret is also anxious!

"Good you egret! He even pretends to be a vegetative person! Huang Li looked down at the place where the egret had just risen, and instantly understood that he had been fooled.

Where there are any vegetative people, it is clear that the egret wants to take advantage of itself!

"Sister, I was wrong!"

The egret shouted, got up from the ground and was about to burrow into his bedroom.

It's just that before his body moved, he was caught back by Huang Li.

I don't know where the yellow oriole got the strength, so he dragged the egret on the ground with one hand and went straight to the kitchen.

"Sister, I really didn't mean it, you listen to my explanation!"

"Sister, I was really going to be a vegetative person just now, but something happened and it was delayed!"

"Sister, what are you going to do?"

"Sister, hey, what are you doing with a knife?"

"Ah, help, murder!"

The moon is bright and the stars are scarce, and there is occasionally a bug or two in the hot summer!

From time to time, a meteor or two drifts by, and it's another quiet and peaceful night!

"Take it off! Keep taking it off! I'm not ashamed, you're a fart! ”

On Saturday morning, at the Egret's house, under the tiger power of the oriole, the egret reluctantly took off his shirt with a bitter gourd face.

Due to the miserable experience of last night, in the end, the egret had to agree to wear the yellow oriole's outfit today as compensation.

"Sister, really...... Do you really want to wear it? The egret looked at the oriole with a bitter face

"Of course, didn't you pretend to be like last night, and I'm going to be in a vegetative state in three seconds! Egret you can! Huang Li held a kitchen knife in his hand, which was so bright that the egret's eyes hurt.

"I said five seconds last night!" The egret muttered quietly.

"Don't give Lao Tzu nonsense, damn, Lao Tzu's first kiss that he has treasured for sixteen years was so pitted by you, hurry up, take off your pants!"

First kiss?

Less loaded!

The egret looked disdainful, maybe how many men had slept with women and had their first kiss!

But the egret didn't dare to say it.

"Just wear it!" The egret looked at the oriole pleadingly.

"Less nonsense!" The yellow bird's temper has not diminished at all because of the overnight fermentation.

However, when Egret took off his pants as well, there was only a pair of shorts covering his body.

Huang Li's eyes lit up!

This kid is really a good skin!

With well-proportioned lines and fair skin, if you don't look at the face, this can be called a perfect woman's figure!

Of course, if you look at the face, you look more like a woman.

Syllable!

Huang Li threw her shorts from last night in the face of the egret, and the egret quickly caught it with her hand.

Slowly put it on the body.

glanced at Huang Li aggrievedly.

"Look at what I'm doing, the kitchen knife in my hand doesn't have eyes!" Huang Li tapped the white tight T-shirt next to him with the kitchen knife in his hand!

"Just wear it once, you can't talk and don't count!" The egret glanced at the yellow oriole tremblingly, there was no way, who let himself let that damn system be pitted last night, and he didn't turn into a vegetative person.

However, this is also the point of the egret's excitement, at least not to die.

That's it, in a hurry, I promised my cousin to wear this dress to show her, and the egret was a little twisted, and the shorts were on!

I couldn't see anything when I was wearing only a pair of shorts, but when Egret put on the T-shirt, Egret had a strange sparkle in his eyes.

"Okay, Egret, tell me again that the woman on the playground yesterday wasn't you?" Huang Li surrounded the egret and admired, "Okay, you, you still have the potential to be a woman!" ”

The egret covered his chest with his hands for a while, and felt that he was in the wrong place, so he quickly covered his underside.

The two feet were staggered together, and his face was flushed!

"It's okay!" Egret hurriedly asked.

"Okay? It's still early! Whatever you stole from me yesterday, put it on for me! Huang Li said and actually took out the pair of silk socks that Egret had secretly taken last night from his pocket.

It looks like it's been washed and dried.

"Huh?" Egret's face turned pale all of a sudden, "Isn't it, sister, you have to wear this too?" ”

"It's okay if you don't wear it, let me cut it!" The kitchen knife in Huang Li's hand was very skillful and pulled a knife flower.

Frightened, the egret quickly shrunk its neck.

I know that Huang Li won't do anything to herself, but I am still a little stunned when I see the kitchen knife egret!

hurriedly took the silk socks and put them on his legs, and several times during the period, he was pointed by Huang Li to put them on.

Fortunately, the socks were of good quality, otherwise they would have been hooked by the egret.

Judging by Egret's clumsy technique, he must have worn this thing for the first time.

"Turn around, I don't tell you not to turn around!" The oriole commanded at the egret!

"Take two steps!"

"Bend over!"

With the movement of the oriole, the egret did so very incomprehensibly.

Forget it, I'm already embarrassed and thrown home anyway, even if I kissed someone last night's compensation.

"Oh, by the way, it doesn't work very well like this, so I said, how did you forget the high heels?"

Huang Li said and suddenly walked out of the bedroom, and then took the pair of high heels that Egret was holding last night.

Bang!

The egret snapped on the ground, what the hell? Don't you look good when you shoot it? Isn't it, it turns out that this woman has been taking pictures for a long time?