"Tell me, what trick are you playing? Strange masquerading? SM Queen? Or an underwear thief? Huang Li sat cross-legged on the couch, and the egret stood in front of her with her head down, looking like she was waiting to be interrogated.

"Sister, if I say that all this is a misunderstanding, will you believe it?" The egret looked up and quietly glanced at the oriole, who seemed to be angry.

"Don't believe it!" Huang Li's answer was very simple!

"Okay, then I'll be honest, I know it may be bizarre and absurd, but it's real, if I don't do that, I might be in a vegetative state!" The egret didn't tell the whole truth, but told the results.

He didn't lie, it's been a few minutes, and if he doesn't think about it, he will really change into a living person in front of Huang Li, and he should be a big change in a vegetative state!

"Oh? Is it? Wear my clothes, steal my underwear and socks, that's why you don't turn into a vegetative state? "Huang Li obviously doesn't believe it!" I don't know about the rest, but if you don't tell the truth, I might make you a vegetative state! ”

Huang Li shook his pink fist, don't look at Huang Li's soft and weak, Bai Lu knows that this woman has practiced taekwondo.

Now what? The damn system hasn't moved yet.

Are you waiting to turn yourself into a vegetative state?

"I've already said it, what else do you want me to say?" The egret is a little anxious!

"And where's that underwear of mine?" Huang Li looked underneath the egret, and his eyes seemed to suspect that the egret had been worn on his body.

"Sister, where are you looking?" The egret took a step back and quickly covered his vital parts with his hands.

"Tell me, when did it start?" Huang Li sighed.

"Huh? What when does it start? The egret was confused by the yellow bird's words.

"That's ......" Huang Li frowned, she was really embarrassed to say that kind of thing, but for the sake of Bailu's future life, she also let it go, "That's it, you want to become a woman?" ”

“what！？” Egret was stunned all of a sudden, what do you mean by wanting to become a woman, when did you want to become a woman?

"What? Isn't that so? So what are you stealing my clothes for? Hobbies, don't tell me you like collecting! ”

"Didn't I tell you, I was cheated and forced to ......," the egret said and suddenly caught a glimpse of the clock hanging on the wall next to him, it was almost eight o'clock, which means that there were still two minutes before the time, and he was about to turn into a vegetative person?

The egret's face changed drastically, and he didn't have time to explain to the oriole.

What to do? What to do?

No, you have to find something to recycle and make up the points.

Out of the corner of the eye, the egret caught a glimpse of the yellow bird.

The woman had taken a shower and was now nestled on the couch in a pair of pajamas.

The white egret's eyes lit up, and I don't know if the pajamas worn by the perfect woman can be recycled?

As soon as she thought of snatching Huang Li's pajamas, uh, forget it, she couldn't beat her, not to mention that the clothes were still on her, don't make it bad, she thought she wanted to insult her, and directly beat herself. Vegetative.

But!

The corner of the egret's eyes rolled to see the high heels that Huang Li had just placed at the door.

That should be the perfect feminine product!

Now that it's out, even in front of my cousin, I have to recycle my high heels.

The egret said that he would do it, and one of them threw himself directly next to the shoes next to the door, grabbed the high heels that Huang Li had just taken off, and ran into his bedroom.

It takes five minutes to touch, and if you don't run to your bedroom, you won't be killed by the oriole?

The egret is fast, and the oriole is not slow to react, and when the egret just got the shoes, he felt something tripped under his feet, and the egret fell directly to the wooden floor.

In the eyes of the oriole, the egret has gone mad.

Completely insane.

Stealing his own silk socks was found unrepentant, and he actually stole his high heels in front of himself.

There is no cure!

"Egret, what do you want to do?"

"Sister, it's too late to explain to you, you believe me, I'll pay you how much these shoes are, you can give me the shoes!" The egret lay on the ground, his hands firmly grasping the high heels that Huang Li had just changed.

"No, let go of you pervert, I take back the words I just apologized to you, if you don't let go, don't blame me for being rude!" The oriole kneels on the egret's back with one foot and snatches the egret's shoes with both hands.

"Ah, sister, you hurt me, hurry up, I beg you, if you don't give me your shoes, I may become a vegetative person!" The egret said in a pitiful tone.

"Vegetative? Hmph, if you have the ability, you can change it for me now! Ouch, you still dare to bite me! ”

"Ah, my hands!"

For a while, the sound of egret ghosts crying wolves could be heard in the room.

Recycle, recycle!

Egret shouted anxiously in his heart about the system, but no matter how he shouted, the damn system didn't move.

It's over, it seems that it's certain that I'll become a vegetative person.

I looked up at the clock on the wall with difficulty, and there was still half a minute!

In an instant, the egret was all gone!

With such a distraction, the shoes in his hand were finally taken back by Huang Li.

"Okay, egret, don't you want to wear women's clothes, I'll let you wear enough today, you get up for me!" Huang Li looks like he's going to get angry.

Where is the egret still in the mood to care if the oriole is angry or not.

Crying and sad face, he said: "Sister, I may become a vegetative person, when my dad comes back, you tell him, I miss him!" ”

The sudden change of the egret surprised the yellow bird!

Is it true?

What happened to this kid?

"What's wrong with you?" Huang Li's voice couldn't help but soften.

"You don't understand it, oh yes, sister, in fact, there is a sentence I have always wanted to tell you, if you don't say it, I'm afraid I won't have a chance to say it in the future, that's ...... Actually, I like you! The egret's face was slightly shy, but in an instant it showed an indifferent expression.

Even the last words were explained? Is it true?

Huang Li listened to the confession of the egret's expression, and his heart couldn't help but be sour, I heard that some children who don't have mother's love are a little in love with Sister A, and he said that he liked himself, Huang Li was not so surprised.

"Don't talk nonsense, you can tell me what happened!" Huang Li was a little anxious.

When he saw the egret go to look at the clock on the wall again, the oriole also looked over.

"Ten seconds, ten seconds before I'm vegetative!" The egret muttered to herself.

Seeing the side face of the yellow bird in a blink of an eye, the egret's heart moved, and at this moment he actually became bolder.

"Sister, can I kiss you? Think of it as the last thing I ask you to do in this world! ”

Huang Li turned his head mechanically, looking at the somewhat disheartened egret, not knowing what to say, and not knowing how to comfort him, how could he refuse the last and only request of the egret in the world?

Subconsciously nodded.

"There are five seconds left, sister, even if I am a vegetative person, I must be the happiest one!" After speaking, the egret straightened up and kissed Huang Li on the lips.