Day 46. Weak and stupid, mandarin orange is also!

"What are you doing?" The little head sticks out, with a pen in his ear and a noodle attached to the cup and bowl in his mouth, "Mr. Policeman?" She slurred a word, and then looked at the young policeman closest to the door with wide, watery eyes.

"Oh, you're a resident here, aren't you?"

"Yes, suck and suck."

The young policeman twitched the corners of his mouth when he looked at the little girl in front of him, who was still sucking noodles like a hungry cat, and then continued to explain pretending not to care: "That's right, this gentleman received your distress message here, and then came to report the crime. ”

He paused and then showed the number written in the notebook he was carrying with him, "May I ask what ...... this number is?"

"Huh? Isn't that my number? The little girl was surprised to see the face in her hand through the door. Wearing a pullover pajamas like a ragdoll panda, she stepped on the pair of panda head slippers that looked like a family, stepped forward and stared at the notebook in the policeman's hand, "Mr. policeman, how come you have my number?" ”

"It's because of this gentleman." The young policeman awkwardly gestured to the thoughtful Tang Xiao beside him, "Have you ever asked someone for help?" ”

"Help......" The little girl thought for a while and nodded seriously, and she didn't forget to murmur to herself, Miss Sanae, Mr. Asamiya...... In the end, Mr. Instant Noodles saved me! ”

"Is there any emergency?"

"Hmm!" The little girl nodded as she spoke, but said in a serious tone that stunned the young policeman who had just shown a little nervousness, "The instant noodles at home are gone, and I almost starved to death." Luckily, I found Mr. Cup Noodles in the microwave, otherwise he would have died! ”

The young policeman was stunned for a while before he shook his head with a far-fetched smile and said, "Since it's okay, please sign the police list, right?" Is it okay to be a false positive this time? ”

"No problem!" After the little girl finished speaking, she changed her hand to hold the cup noodles, touched it left and right, took out a square seal, and then took a breath of hot air on it and covered it casually, "Thank you, now I can go in, right?" ”

"No problem, I'm sorry for you." As he spoke, the policeman turned around and prepared to leave with Tang Xiao and the security guard.

But Tang Xiao, who had just glanced sideways at that impression, suddenly interrupted them, "Wait! He reached out and slammed the door.

The little girl hid behind the door like a frightened hamster, and the young policeman immediately grabbed Tang Xiao's arm just in case.

"That ......" Tang Xiao thought for a moment and tentatively called out the surname engraved on the impression, "Miss Tanaka, do you know a person named Tang Xiao?" ”

"I don't know!"

Tang Xiao was stunned by that categorical sentence, and turned to another person's name: "What about Editor Sasaki?" ”

"That uncle with a goatee who isn't handsome at all?" This time, the little girl immediately picked up Tang Xiao's words, she said as if she remembered something, and took out a cute pink mobile phone, and only after a few clumsy clicks with her thumb did she raise her head, and asked Tang Xiao with an unhappy face: "Are you the new editor who is even worse than that uncle of the exhaust gas generator?" ”

Tang Xiao glanced at the young policeman beside him awkwardly, then turned his gaze to the little girl who looked like a different person, and finally nodded and replied, "I'm Tang Xiao, your new editor." ”

……

After sending off the young policeman who seemed to be in a better mood, and then getting a new access card with the doorman, Tang Xiao returned to the door of the room in 1007.

The doorbell rang a few times, and Miss Mikan, who had changed into a middle school uniform, opened the door.

"Uncle, my spare house is in the mezzanine behind the door number, don't ring the doorbell next time, this doorbell is so ugly!"

"If you know it's ugly, don't you change it?" Tang Xiao shrugged his shoulders and followed the other party into the room, and before his eyes could adjust to the dim environment like a cave, a strange smell of chicken soup so thick that it almost made people think it was soaked in a cup of noodles came to his face.

Tang Xiao couldn't help but cover his nose and asked puzzledly, "Why don't you open the window and door?" The instant noodle flavor is too strong! ”

"Because I ate all the cup noodles, I was reluctant to let the flavor disperse." She said that she was still wearing the pair of panda slippers and ran into the room.

Tang Xiao squinted his eyes and adjusted to the light before closing the door, and then took off his shoes and followed the other party's footsteps directly.

The room was messy and not at all recognizable as such a cute little girl's room, with comic books piled up everywhere, and all kinds of highly exposed figures in the windows, noodle bowls and snack bags piled up like a hill on the coffee table in the living room and dining room, and a whole layer of floating dust on the sofa seats.

"You live in a place like this?"

"My room is in it!" As she spoke, she quickly ran over and closed the door and held the door frame with her hands and feet to block the way, "But that's a girl's place, and a dangerous middle-aged uncle like you can't go in!" ”

"You're called a girl, too?" Tang Xiao couldn't help but pointed to the terrible home environment around him and complained, "Seriously, your place is not even as good as a pig farm, I really doubt how you survived until now!" ”

"I'm not a pig! I definitely can't get fat! ”

"I didn't say you were a pig, don't you ......" Tang Xiao, who felt very funny, followed the other party's words and quipped, then stopped and looked her up and down.

Facing Tang Xiao's gaze, the little girl pursed her mouth and lowered her head a little deflated, obviously not eating fat has always been just a girl's delusion.

"That's it! Eat less instant noodles in the future and wake up! Look what you've become here! ”

"Isn't it all your fault? Bad uncle! She puffed out her mouth a little aggrievedly, "I've been eating instant noodles for more than half a month!" Although Mr. Cup Noodle tastes good, I also want to eat sweet and sour fish and lamb knee with sauce! ”

"Are those menus?"

Speaking of the menu, the little girl obviously became more sad, she glared at Tang Xiao with non-lethal eyes like sheep, and kept complaining: "I thought the phone number was wrong!" Why don't you bring me food? Why didn't you send it to me? Why don't you send it to me! ”

Looking at the little girl in front of him with pear blossoms and rain, Tang Xiao immediately understood what Sasaki's senior said when he took special care of himself before leaving, "Sure enough, she is a willful eldest lady who needs protection." He shook his head a little amusedly, and then comforted the other party in a low voice: "Okay, okay, it's my fault!" After you've cleaned up your stuff, I'll take you out to dinner, right? ”

"I'm not going out! You buy it back! ”

"Good, good!" Tang Xiaowan smiled and nodded in agreement.