It's hard to imagine that a scruffy girl who can throw her dirty pants under a stack of instant noodle bowls and let a strange man clean it up for her could be one of those very popular people to see and love beautiful girl light novelists, but such a person is now lying sideways and putting on a lewd smile, eating cookies and watching TV.

"Hey, Miss Mikan, could you please come and help too?"

"No, I'm gathering inspiration for writing." The little girl said that she didn't even look at Tang Xiao, and then stuffed the biscuit into her bulging mouth like a hamster, "Don't disturb my writing, you stinky uncle!" ”

"You're just eating a snack and watching an anime, right?"

"This is Sanae's favorite anime, don't you say that!"

"Okay, as long as you can deliver the manuscript on time, it's no problem to play like you want." Tang Xiao shrugged his shoulders and threw the dirty pants that looked a little bad with the sauce dipped in instant noodles into the garbage bag along with the instant noodle box, and then put the remaining plastic caps and wrappers into another smaller plastic bag, "I said Miss Mikan, you won't be completely alive on instant noodles these days, will you?" How can you eat so many instant noodles? ”

"It's not because of you! Uncle Sasaki's phone has always been busy, and the messages sent to you have never been returned! She picked up the remote control and pressed the pause button, then turned back and continued, "Also, please call me by name when you are in person!" ”

"Name?" Tang Xiao scratched his face and thought about it for a long time, but his head seemed to be stuffed with Ta Jizi's schedule and couldn't think of anything else, so he could only awkwardly take the topic to another place, "Won't you call?" If you hadn't had a bowl of instant noodles today, even if I had found you, you would have starved to death! ”

Mikan thought about it and immediately shook her head, "Don't!" Absolutely not! As she spoke, she grabbed a pillow from the sofa and threw it on Tang Xiao's chest, "I don't know if you're a lewd uncle!" I definitely don't call until I'm sure you're not the kind of disgusting uncle who taps my voice and does bad things! ”

"Are you sick in the head?" Tang Xiao angrily reached out and threw the pillow on Mi Tang's face as it was, watching the other party fall on his back after an exaggerated "woo-ah", he shook his head angrily and funny, "I said that you middle school students like you should not be too arrogant!" Even a lewd uncle can't look down on a middle school student like you who can't even distinguish between men and women if you don't listen to your voice! ”

"Wow! Hello excessive! You disgusting uncle! More disgusting than Sasaki! ”

"If I'm disgusting, go clean up your room! I also save the dirty pants that I threw in the instant noodle pile, and I don't know whether to throw them in the washing machine for you or just throw them away! ”

Hearing Tang Xiao's complaint, Mi Tang seemed to remember that she usually had the habit of casually changing clothes, she glanced back at the table that had been sorted out, and then didn't even dare to glance at Tang Xiao and curled up in the sofa with a red face.

Covered with a sheet, her face was red like a boiled shrimp, and her slightly trembling hands hugged her knees tightly, as if she had fallen into a comfortable sofa.

Looking at the mandarin orange who had obviously entered the vibration mode, Tang Xiao also regretted it a little, usually bald at the grinning landlady and the carnivorous little wife and the Ta Jizi who was completely indistinguishable from a man, but he didn't expect this beautiful girl writer who looked almost sloppy like his own landlady to be so shy.

"What, what do you want to eat?" Tang smiled and clapped his hands, neither to clean up the remaining corners nor to get close to the sofa, but to pestle there like an elm, trying to open the topic with what he was best at, "Since you're here, I'll help you cook an afternoon meal by the way?" ”

The vibration pattern on Mi Tang's body stopped for a few seconds, and then instead of answering Tang Xiao, he turned the vibration on his body more intensely.

"I said, what are you doing!" Tang Xiao walked around the sofa angrily and walked in front of Mi Tang, looking at her blushing as if she had been cooked, and shook her head, "It's not like this, right?" Well, I was wrong, I shouldn't have joked about that kind of thing! ”

Mikan shrunk her neck and shook her head, "You, you're not going to be that kind of fetish, are you!" I, I'm not going to sell you my pants! ”

"You're really sick, aren't you?" Tang Xiao was really crying and laughing, he walked to Mi Tang's side, looked at the other party holding the sheet tightly and couldn't help but give her a hand knife, and then taught a lesson, "Children like you don't watch those strange entertainment reports in the future!" ”

"Woo ......" Mi Tang, who shrunk her neck and closed her eyes, opened one eye a little strangely after feeling the hand knife on her head, just in time for Tang Xiao's very strong lesson, she stuck out her tongue and grimaced at Tang Xiao, and then stopped the trembling of her body as if she was relieved, wrapped in a sheet and looked up at the other party and asked, "You really can't?" After all, you don't smell of cigarettes, and you don't smell of alcohol, I heard my senior sister say that most people who don't drink or smoke and don't have a girlfriend are perverts! ”

"That means that your senior sister is a pervert!" Tang Xiao shook his head helplessly, and at the same time raised his hand naturally, and after watching the other party immediately dodge cutely like a small animal, he shook his head a little funny, scratched his chin and continued, "And I'm a person with a wife, for the sake of my wife, it's better to smoke and drink or something!" ”

"Wow! Turned out to be a good man? ”

"What's your tone!"

"Hey, hey." Mi Tang smiled playfully and stuck out her tongue again, and at the same time stood on the sofa with a sheet and stretched out a hand to Tang Xiao and said, "You are not bad uncle!" Since you're not the kind of disgusting uncle, hurry up and cook for me! ”

"Call me by name! Tang Xiao, Tang Jun, Tang Sang can be! If you dare to call me any weird name, be careful of me! Tang smiled and raised his hand as if demonstrating.

It's just that this time Tang Xiao's relieved mandarin orange was not as frightened by him as before, she tilted her head slightly, and the top of her head was still covered like a bride with a veil, and then very heroically hugged her arms and threatened unceremoniously: "If you dare to beat me, I will complain to you, and then delay the draft for a month!" ”

"You!" Tang Xiao thought for a while, and immediately used his hand knife against her, and after watching the other party sit on the sofa with his head like a collapsed card tower, he continued fearlessly, "You must know that you are not threatening Sasaki now, do you still want to eat authentic Chinese food!" You know, the sweet and sour fish I made is very delicious! ”

"What? Would you make sweet and sour fish? ”

"Of course! And not only sweet and sour fish, I can cook most of the Chinese dishes! Tang Xiao said confidently and continued a few times and leisurely, "It's well-known and delicious!" ”

"Damn! You perverted uncle! ”

"What do you call me?"

"Tang, Tangsang!" Mikan said with a pout, but she still choked unconvinced, "I, Yurika Tanaka, can't handle it casually!" If I can't be satisfied, I'll definitely put off the manuscript for a month! She paused and shook her head, "No! It's two months! ”