Chapter 26: How do you explain this?
Reclaim?
The damn system just now said it would take five minutes, and now it hasn't been a minute!
What to do?
Drop the stockings?
It's too late!
The oriole is watching from behind the egret.
Thrown on the ground?
That's not good, the silk () socks are hung on the drying rack, if they are found on the ground, and there are traces of wrinkles, then I still can't explain it!
In your pocket? This is possible, but what if the oriole searches his pocket? That's a combination of human stolen goods!
The palms of the egrets are starting to sweat again!
"Uh, that...... I ......, "The egret is stumbling and doesn't know how to explain it."
"It's not like you can't think about killing yourself, haha!" Huang Li said jokingly.
"Eh, hehe, sister, you really know how to joke, how can it be, in fact, I am ...... Hey, cousin, what are you doing on the balcony? The egret turned his mind and immediately thought of a way to pull the topic away and lead it to Huang Li, so that he wouldn't care why he came to the balcony!
If you say that you want to commit suicide when you come to the balcony, then this face will be embarrassed, and you will have to find death and life after arguing with your cousin, which is not what a man should do.
It was just a split second, and the egret was scared of the idea he couldn't think of just now!
"I'm okay, didn't I think I was talking too much just now, apologize to you, and then put away my clothes by the way! I'm going to wear these clothes to go shopping tomorrow! ”
Huang Li waved his hand indifferently.
That's not the case in the ears of the egret.
Why!
Why is it that every time I just want to make a move, the woman Huang Li will always appear at the right time!
Collecting her clothes will definitely find that her silk () socks are gone.
And he appeared on the balcony very inappropriately, even a fool () will suspect that he did it!
The egret really wants to slap his two mouths, saying that it is not good, why do you have to ask people what they are doing on the balcony!
Mouth-pumping?
The egret suddenly thought of the shameful method of his cousin's underwear in the afternoon, and now it seems that there is only such a way to go!
The balcony is dark, but the living room is bright, and if you don't hide your stockings, you will definitely be found if you go out like this.
Even if you don't go out, your cousin will be found out when she collects her clothes!
Never mind!
I don't do it anymore, my underwear is contained once, and I don't care about doing it again!
"Oops, I'm sleepy, I'll go to sleep first!" The egret snorted, and then stuffed the socks in his palm into his mouth again.
Fortunately, the silk socks are the extremely thin invisible socks, even if they are placed in the mouth, the egret does not feel so uncomfortable, but can speak freely.
All in all, it's much better than the underwear in the afternoon!
"Wait!"
The egret was just about to lift his footsteps when the oriole suddenly stopped him.
"Huh? What's wrong, sister? Egret said vaguely.
"What did you just say you came to the balcony for?" The oriole winds around the front of the egret.
The egret was startled, the socks were ultra-thin, but his cheeks could still be seen, and the egret quickly pretended to scratch the itch, and raised his arm to cover half of his face.
"It's okay, I just want to come here to breathe!"
Egret rubbed half of his cheek and said cautiously.
"Breathable? So where are the socks that I just dried in the afternoon? Huang Li pointed to the drying rack, the rest of the clothes were there, only the silk sock that he was drying was gone, and he circled around the egret, looking at the egret.
The doors and windows were closed well, and the egret appeared on the balcony suspiciously, and his silk stockings happened to disappear.
"How do I know! I didn't take it! If you don't believe me, you can look it up! The egret raised his hands and even turned out his trouser pockets to prove his innocence!
The yellow bird didn't have so many taboos, so he really walked to the side of the egret and began to rummage up and down.
This is, of course, for nothing.
Then I looked at the egret strangely, and I always felt that the current egret was a little abnormal, but what was wrong, I couldn't say it!
"You really didn't see it?" Huang Li looked at the egret suspiciously.
"Nope!"
The egret replied simply.
"How do I feel like you're weird!"
"Is there one? Not at all! In order to verify his innocence, the egret also deliberately turned around, and changed the silk socks in his mouth from the left side of the cheek raiser to the right with the help of turning around.
Huang Li ran to the balcony and looked around carefully, but it was indeed gone.
That's weird!
"Oh, sister, you look slowly, I'm going to sleep!" After the egret finished speaking, he patted his big leg with his empty hands to show that he had nothing to take with him, and then calmly walked to the bedroom.
Obviously, his socks were stolen by the egret, otherwise she would not have appeared on the balcony so coincidentally, and another point is that he could have had a criminal record, stealing his underwear in the afternoon, and now stealing his own silk socks, and most importantly, he also wears his own clothes.
All these phenomena indicate that the egret is jumping into an abyss.
An extremely terrifying word slowly became clear in Huang Li's mind.
I just asked him to change into his own clothes just to confirm his idea, and now it seems that it should be accurate!
That is, Egret is a medicine lady with a lot of lessons!
What does Yao Niang mean? Yao Niang is a person whose psychological gender is female and whose biological sex is male, and she is completely different from the pseudo-Niang. They change their endocrine system through hormonal drugs, so that their bodies are gradually getting closer to women
Why doesn't Huang Li suspect that the egret is a pseudo-Niang, because of the egret's physical reasons, the pseudo-Niang may like to wear women's clothes, but the skin has not changed, but the egret's skin has obviously changed a lot, and there is no hair, and the most terrifying thing is that he doesn't even have an Adam's apple, which can only be explained by Yao Niang.
He took some kind of drug!
The only difference between the pseudo-Niang and the medicine Niang is that the Medicine Niang likes men, while the pseudo-Niang is mostly in hobbies.
The egret is dangerous!
Uncle is just this one son, how can he do this?
"Stop!" In a flash, Huang Li figured out a lot of things and shouted.
"Huh?" The egret just thought that he was going to be freed, but he was so frightened by the yellow oriole that he choked on saliva, and coughed for a long time with his face choked.
The thing that was shouted in his mouth was also brought out with a click.
I just wanted to cover it up again, but it was too late.
The oriole rushed up with a brisk stride and picked up what the egret had spit out.
It's over!
The egret feels like the world may be coming to an end.
Today is my most unlucky day.
First I wore my cousin's clothes, then I stole her underwear, and now I was caught and took someone's socks, what is the matter!
"Okay, you're an egret, you're not small, how do you want to explain it now?" Huang Li pinched the socks wet with the egret's saliva with his fingers, and looked at his younger brother with an ambiguous expression.
"Sister, can I say that all this is a misunderstanding?" The egret was about to cry.