Norwich's nickname is called The Canary because of the canary on the club's emblem. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But their emblem is not only a canary, but also a little monster who doesn't know what it is, Vardy is very strange, why isn't their nickname called Little Monster, it's obvious that this is better and more distinctive!

On the day of the away game, it was unfortunate that it rained lightly, although the Premier League was rainy, but this was the first time Vardy had encountered it.

After the warm-up, Vardy sat on the bench and stared at Osman, who unfortunately was also on the bench today.

"Why do you feel like the field is so slippery, Norwich's grandsons must have watered the lawn!" Osman said a little unpleasantly.

Watering the lawn when it's raining?

Vardy thinks Norwich may be thinking of dying with Everton.

You skate, I skate, everyone skates together!

Maybe it's not a real fight, but a fight to be more handsome than who falls down.

Anyway, for Norwich, being able to draw a team in the top three of the table is equivalent to a victory, even if they are playing at home.

But the question is, Everton is not a pass-and-control team, is it a bit of a waste of effort for you to do so?

According to statistics, Everton's average passes per game is more than 350, which is backwards in the Premier League, and what is even more interesting is that Norwich's average of passes per game is even higher than Everton's.

Vardy felt like Norwich was cheating themselves by doing this!

Sure enough, after 20 minutes of play, Norwich didn't put together a decent attack.

Of course, Everton is no different......

Stinging, snapping.......

This was the most sound on the field after the opening.

You slipped and fell, and if I didn't fall with you once, I wouldn't be embarrassed to say hello to you.

Players from both sides competed and tried to please the fans with various falling positions.

I can't give you a good fight, but I can give you a good fall......

watched as Graveson slid out of the boundary line and all the way to the bench......

Vardy covered his eyes, he couldn't stand it anymore, it was miserable!

The look in Moyes' eyes was full of resentment, if only he were on the field at this time.

I can fall fresh and refined, I can fall down an ordinary fall out of the action of 8.2 difficulty coefficient of high diving, and then I can land on my face perfectly!

What a comic material!

Unfortunately, Moyes completely ignored Vardy's wistful eyes and remained firmly seated on the fishing platform.

Well, Vardy silently turned his head and started to find another way.

Since you can't be funny on the field, it's the same off the field.

Well, let's go to the Ottomans!

Quietly crouched down and untied the laces of one of his sneakers, held it in his hand, and revealed behind Osman, "You're finished!" Smile.

It just so happened that the camera caught Vardy untying his shoes, but the narrator clearly misunderstood.

'We saw Vardy sorting out his boots and that's a sign that Moyes has something to do and he's going to put his best attacking weapon on the ground for Norwich!'

If Everton had been able to hear the passionate commentary from the commentator, I'm afraid Vardy would have rolled his eyes and said to him - you think too much!

"Do you want us to make a bet on which of the two of us will play first!" Vardy said to Osman behind him.

Actually, he didn't mean to bet, he just said this to attract and divert Osman's attention.

At the same time, he quietly passed Osman's left hand with his shoelace, then around the front of him, and retrieved it from his right hand, and fastened a dead buckle without tightening it on the chair.

"Don't bet, you won't be happy when you see it, the team's offense is not good, the leader will definitely let you play!" Osman thought he could see through Vardy's tricks at a glance.

But in fact, as he spoke, Vardy had already crouched down and tied his feet together with another shoelace.

Hehe, smile, you're done.

The rest depends on when the Ottoman will find out!

I don't know if Osman's trigeminal nerve reflex arc is too long, so Vardy has been looking forward to it for a long time, but he didn't react at all.

With your IQ, it is estimated that your daughter-in-law will not be able to see you cuckold! Vardy mourned for Osman in silence.

On the field, Cahill suddenly fired a cold shot, the ball grazed the post and flew out of the bottom line, and there was a burst of exclamations at the Carlo Road stadium.

The players on the Everton bench also stood up in shock, regretting the goal.

Osman, of course, was no exception, and he tried to jump out of his chair.

But the ass has just been lifted less than ten centimeters.

Bang!

The ass bounces back again!

Innocently blinking, he didn't seem to react to what was going on in front of him, why did he get up unsuccessfully and returned to his seat?

When he looked down, he saw the shoelaces in front of him!

Bang me! Who tied me up?

Could this be the legendary kidnapping?

Should I call home and ask my daughter-in-law to prepare the ransom?

I have to admit that this guy has a big brain!

Tearing the laces open, Osman glanced around and saw that Vardy's shoes had no laces.

Don't ask, it's this bastard's doing!

No wonder I had to make a bet with myself just now, it turned out to attract my own attention!

Gave Vardy a vicious expression, stood up, and was going to look good for Vardy!

But as soon as he took the first step, he knew that he had been tricked again!

The restraint on his feet made him fall forward involuntarily, and after a second, he lay on the ground in embarrassment, his face mixed with muddy water and grass, how embarrassed and embarrassed.

"I said you don't have to lie on the ground and gnaw the lawn even if you're hungry!" Vardy laughed heartlessly at Osman.

But seeing Osman's face, which seemed to be able to blacken out of water, Vardy knew that he should run for his life......

Perhaps because Vardy is the hottest newcomer in the Premier League but sitting on the bench, the camera frequently shows Vardy on the bench, and actually includes all the process of Vardy tying up Osman.

The commentators are about to have fun, and the fans in front of the TV are also looking forward to watching it to see how the plot will develop next.

And when Osman got up and was bounced back to his seat by his shoelaces, countless people sprayed food.

As for the time when Osman fell, the fans had already begun to mourn for him.

If you make such a funny friend, you have to lose your life!

To survive to this day, perhaps it is already the Ottoman life!

If you don't do something ridiculous for a day, don't you think life is meaningless?

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I'm afraid that book friends won't be able to see it, so I'll put it in the text, please rest assured, there are more than 2,000 words in front!

Because Dabu inadvertently broke the chapter, the book friend seemed to be about to riot, which is really Dabu's shame!

Don't lie, Da Bu really didn't deliberately break the context, so that everyone couldn't go up or down, write to 2000 words, just write there, that's the case!

Dabu has always been 2,000 words in a chapter, and it is written wherever it is, and there is no intention to embarrass everyone!

Of course, if Dabu himself is a book lover reading this book, he will probably scold the street......

Today, everyone in the book friends group is very united to denounce Dabu, and very seriously educate Dabu, so Dabu decided to add a chapter to comfort the injured hearts of book friends!

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There is a group owner with discipline and a group of book friends without discipline, which is very happy!

Book friends who like this book can add it, discuss football and discuss the plot, and sell cute!

Well, that's all!