"What a classic SM bundle!"

"I think you still need a leather whip and a candle, it's been delivered, please check!"

"TV broadcast is not suitable for children 18 forbidden pictures, it has been reported!"

"I just want to know if Osman will kill Vardy!"

"I'm also wondering why it's time for Vardy to bundle without a bow, I'm a perfectionist!"

......

Half of the fans' minds are already not on the game, but on Vardy tying up Osman. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

At this time, Moyes is struggling with the situation on the pitch and where to take care of the situation on the bench.

"Jamie, go warm up and get ready to play!" Looking back, Moyes said to Vardy.

Vardy looked embarrassed, and said weakly: "Boss, can you wait, my shoelaces are open!" ”

The laces are open......

Who can believe this nonsense!

Moyes had a dark face and felt as if he was going to give Vardy a death sentence.

Vardy said pitifully to Osman: "Brother, you are my own brother, I know it's wrong, return the shoelaces to me first, and take them to you to find a tender model at night!" ”

Osman didn't know that the scene of his bondage was captured by the camera, and Vardy promised to take him to find a young model, which hit him in the spot.

"Take it, spare you first, if you dare to fool me, then you can think about the consequences, and tell you that my collection has not only rope, but also a leather whip and lubricating fluid......"

Vardy nodded like garlic, no matter how much he loses power and humiliates the country, he has to endure it!

Finally tying up his shoes, Vardy began to warm up in the drizzle.

When the narrator saw this scene, he suddenly came to his senses:

'We saw that Jamie Vardy really started to warm up and I was looking forward to seeing what he would do when he came on the pitch and I was curious to see if he would come on with his laces. Will it tie up Norwich players? ”

Vardy was excited at the moment, and every time he walked on the pitch, he felt like that.

Maybe you should belong to this green lawn!

He had the urge to clench his fists and look up to the sky and roar!

But after thinking about it, he still gave up on this plan.

There is no other reason - there are pigeons flying in the sky!

Open your mouth, the raindrops fall in, it's okay, rootless water, healthy.

But if the pigeon jokes with you and rewards you with a piece of flight, it just falls into your mouth, and the funny is funny, the key is that it's too disgusting!

He doesn't want Jamie Vardy to make the headlines tomorrow......

It is said that in his previous life, there was a man named Ashley Young who was so sad......

He would love to ask the brother what it tastes like, if he can barely accept it...... Then he didn't want to taste it!

Just thinking about it, a teammate's pass arrived.

Jamie Vardy did his usual moves, trying to keep the ball at his feet.

Can support the foot just a force——

Poof!

One fell to the ground, and Vardy was blinded by the fall!

Everyone was laughing so hard that although there had been players falling around in the previous games, they had never seen Waldi fall with his first touch on the ball when he first came on the field.

Vardy was also speechless, why did he hear others say what "the first touch of the ball scores!" And when you get to yourself, you wrestle with the first touch of the ball?

You're a bit of a discriminator, aren't you?

The ball was naturally lost, and Norwich took advantage of the situation to play a wave of attacks, but in the end they were limited by Everton's defense and returned in vain.

Vardy scratches his head, a little unpleasant!

He has always liked to drag his feet and does not want to put more pressure on his teammates because of his mistakes.

If Norwich had just scored, then the blame would have been placed entirely on him, which he could not accept.

Off the court, he still wanted to fall and get comic points, but now he has thrown this idea out of the clouds.

He's going to get serious!

Erupt!

And then—

He fell again......

There is no way, the result of starting the ground is a stumble, which is no longer subject to human will!

It's better to be prepared, maybe you can take the opportunity to pose and fall better, but if you are not prepared, it is estimated how ugly and ugly the fall will be.

This is the so-called force majeure factor!

Vardy got up, patted his wet jersey and knocked off the blades of grass, feeling so deflated!

Strong explosiveness, this is his own characteristic, but under such conditions, explosiveness is not an advantage, but a major resistance that limits his start.

So Vardy decided to change his running style and go for a light water float to minimise the force of his pushes.

Not to mention, this is really effective, although the absolute speed has slowed down, but at least it will not slip one step at a time.

Having just used Vardy to the slippery pitch, the first half was over, which made Vardy feel unfriendly.

What is this called?

I didn't do anything else on the field, I fell twice, and then I got off the field!

Are you here to make a joke?

He wasn't in a high mood when he walked back to the locker room, and what he heard outside the door made him even less emotional.

"Jamie said that tonight in the old place, there are still young models!"

Needless to say, Osman must have said this to a few bad friends, and I'm afraid Vardy is going to break the bill again.

Jamie Vardy pushed the door away, his shirt was wet and uncomfortable, and he wanted to change to a clean and fresh suit, although he still had to get wet in the second half, but at least he could be a little more comfortable now.

"Ah, the little guy who is good at bondage is back!"

"Quick, I think your binding technique is very postmodern, teach me!"

"No, I think you're even more ecstatic when you fall after you get on the field!"

"That's right, the wrestlers are so handsome, but the face seems to be a little swollen!"

Teammates unscrupulously joked with Vardy, no way, who made him so eye-catching in front of the bench in the first half, I'm afraid tomorrow the whole world will know that Everton has a "tied little prince".

Vardy didn't dare to squirt back, maybe he could finish one and two with his mouth, but with so many bastards in the dressing room, he must have been unlucky in the end.

After a while, Moyes also walked into the dressing room and began to set up the tactics for the second half.

In fact, there are not too many elaborate tactics to speak of, and in such field conditions, the simpler the natural way of playing, the better.

In the first half, Moyes still had great expectations for Vardy, but Vardy's embarrassing performance of falling twice after coming on the court really made Moyes unconfident.

As for the second half, Moyes intends to play aerial bombardment, so naturally there is no room for Vardy to play, and his height of 180 is not yet 180, which is best suited to play one of the seven dwarfs.

Moyes will eventually have to give Jamie some time, and if he doesn't do anything after the start of the second half, he will have to consider switching to Campbell for a two-tower strategy.

Perhaps high-altitude bombing is the most suitable tactic under the existing conditions!

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This chapter is to thank the book friend for the reward of the sea of blood and the fragrance of the fragrance, and the big cloth has also been pushed to the bar, so I have to add more, first say good, just this time, please cherish the big cloth!