(It is recommended that you don't watch it when you eat, and watch it later, trust me)

(There was a mistake in the previous chapter, in fact, Ronaldo lost, and it has been corrected, sorry)

Vardy was curious about Rooney's request for Ronaldo, and Rooney was also curious about what Vardy wanted Ronaldo to do.

And the only meaning revealed in the smile is - Ronaldo is dead!

The creepy Ronaldo probably also feels that life is bleak and there is no day!

The next day United had a brief training session on the hotel grounds, followed by more strength training in the gym in the afternoon, and for Jamie Vardy and others, they didn't need to play in the first game, they just had to rest.

At night, Ferguson naturally couldn't restrain these energetic guys, and probably the only request the old man had for them was not to go to the red light district to find the young lady.

In fact, it's hard to say whether others violate the rules or not, after all, when there is no competition, the energy of these bastards is so strong that there is no place to vent.

However, Rooney will definitely not make such a mistake, because he does not like the young lady at all.

If it weren't for Vardy and Ronaldo together, wouldn't it be nice for this thing to go to an unknown red light district now, and then specifically order the famous Mama San.

But now that Vardy and Cristiano Ronaldo are by his side, even if he wants to, he doesn't have a chance.

Ronaldo is very worried, how are these two bastards going to concoct themselves?

I always feel like I'm going to be burned at the stake!

But strange to say, in the island country, the red light district is very inconspicuous, and you can't find it at all if you don't have some life experience.

What's more interesting is that on the billboards hanging outside many buildings, there are all photos of ducks that are too handsome to want, which feels more popular than celebrities.

Seeing Rooney's puzzled eyes, Vardy explained to him: "In the island country, ** is very popular, and it feels even more legal, and this industry is not even lost to the entertainment industry!" ”

"These ducks are very knowledgeable and funny, and they often fascinate those rich women, and if the rich women give him a gift casually, they can withstand the struggle of the working class for several years!"

Rooney was taken aback, he never thought that he would have such a happy job!

In Europe, there is very little such thing as a duck.

"If I had chosen this profession, I would have earned more than I could have played football now!" Rooney's mouth opened wide and he couldn't help but mumbble to himself.

"Ah, how do I say what is in my heart!" Rooney covered his mouth and looked at Ronaldo and Vardy in horror.

Vardy and Ronaldo pouted disdainfully, you really think too much!

Luckily, you chose to play football, and if you had chosen the wonderful-looking profession of duck, you'd probably be poor by now.

I can't talk shit, I can't talk rudely, I don't have enough height, I don't have a good figure, I lose my hair, and most importantly, come and read it to me - you eat lotus root ugly!

Well, to sum up, you just have to be your consumer honestly.

And I'm afraid that consumers like you can't be satisfied with the young lady, and they can't go up or down, so they will only roll the sheets with you for the sake of money......

"What the hell are you trying me to do?" After walking for a long time, Ronaldo asked a little timidly, this expression appeared on Ronaldo's face, which is really rare.

But all he answered was Vardy's muzzle smile.

Finally, the three of them came to a very hidden island wine shop, which looked retro-style, like the building of the Warring States period.

Before the three of them walked in, they saw several pot-bellied men walking out talking and laughing, judging by their momentum, they should be big people.

It seems that this should belong to the kind of private food and other places, which are dedicated to receiving VIPs and are not usually open.

Ronaldo felt a little relieved, at this time he felt that Vardy was at most just pouring himself a few bottles of wine, could he still let himself dance a striptease in public?

Anyway, even if you dance a striptease, you really don't care!

I have to say that Ronaldo is completely debauched!

Walking into the cubicle, the three of them sat on the futon without an image, and Vardy clapped his hands at the hostess, indicating that he could start preparing.

The mysterious appearance of the god made Ronaldo's heart a little itchy.

Soon, the waitress opened the door and served a lot of Japanese food, which looked very delicate and made people very appetizing.

But for Ronaldo, this is nothing new!

"Jamie, what kind of fame are you doing, do you say that one thing you ask to do is eat Japanese food?" The president asked puzzledly, if this is really the case, it is simply not difficult!

Vardy shook his head and smiled softly, but didn't speak, because that's when the hostesses had the real highlight.

A small plate contains about more than ten pills in the shape of a golden pill, which has the appearance of an elixir of immortality taken by Qin Shi Huang.

Could it be that this is the elixir that Vardy prepared for Ronaldo?

Apparently not.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney looked at the plate, unaware, and although they didn't know what it was, they looked very unusual.

"This plate of golden balls and the last dish are all prepared for you, what I want you to do is to finish these two dishes!"

Vardy smiled at Ronaldo, but what was revealed in his eyes made Ronaldo feel like a sheep.

It seems that this is not a difficult requirement!

Although I don't know what this dish is, in any case, this is a dish served in a regular restaurant, and it will definitely not kill people.

At most, I added a lot of mustard, and it was a big deal to feel uncomfortable, and it was over!

Ronaldo, who thought like this, directly scooped one up and stuffed it into his mouth!

Vardy's expression instantly became strange, and although Rooney next to him didn't know what Vardy was doing, he still felt that he should mourn for Ronaldo for a few minutes.

Ronaldo chewed it, although the taste was relatively strange, it was an ingredient he had never eaten, but at least he could accept it.

There is no mustard horseradish in your imagination, no devil pepper in the world, and no strange insects, so you can eat it without pressure!

"Yes, the taste is very good, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, this is probably what kind of kneading balls are used, and then fried in oil, and finally wrapped in gold powder, very good idea!"

Ronaldo chewed and commented matter-of-factly.

Vardy continued to smile secretly and made a gesture of please for Ronaldo to continue eating!

Rooney looked at Vardy and Ronaldo suspiciously, full of incomprehension.

This rhythm is not right, shouldn't it be Ronaldo who took a bite and then immediately spit it out again to find water?

How do you feel like he tastes quite good?

So he threw an inquiring look at Vardy and quickly explained, what the hell is this?

Vardy will give Rooney a look and signal him to be at ease.

The whole compartment was quiet, only the sound of Ronaldo eating golden balls.

I have to say that the ignorant are fearless, Ronaldo ate very well, and Vardy couldn't stand it a little, and his stomach began to churn again.

And what made Vardy feel even more helpless was that Rooney, a foodie, didn't seem to have any reaction when he saw Ronaldo, and actually began to drool over the golden balls, and he had a posture of eating one if he didn't agree with him.

Vardy felt that he needed to stop Rooney, you know, Rooney has boxing skills as a reliance, has always been unreasonable, if the little fat man knows what he eats, then he will not blame himself for being greedy, but put the fault on Vardy's head, and then a violent beating is inevitable!

Soon, Ronaldo finished a plate of golden balls, and still nothing happened, and Ronaldo couldn't help but burp.

He was surprised that nothing had happened, could it be that Vardy's plan was to kill him?

Rooney also looked at Vardy with an unkind expression, he actually didn't let me eat delicious food, if you don't give me an explanation, then I will definitely not finish with you.

Vardy finally stood up and clapped his hands, when a young girl walked in through the door, dressed in a traditional island kimono, and bowed to the trio.

What does this mean?

When you're full, want to think?

Where is this embarrassing for Ronaldo, this is clearly a dragon for Ronaldo!

Ronaldo's smile suddenly became obscene, he was satisfied with Vardy's thoughtfulness, how did Vardy know that he wanted to taste the taste of Oriental women!

If Jamie Vardy had known what Ronaldo was thinking, he would have laughed.

That's right, Ronaldo has really "tasted" the taste of Oriental women.

At this time, the girl spoke, speaking in Japanese, soft and glutinous, which sounded sultry to Ronaldo.

But the problem is, Ronaldo doesn't know what he means!

It didn't matter, and then the hostess translated it into English.

"It's a pleasure to serve you, are you happy with my gold nugget meal?"

Ronaldo nodded busily!

Satisfied, very satisfied!

I'm not only satisfied with your golden meal, but also with your people!

At this time, Rooney was about to explode next to him, he felt that compared with Ronaldo, he was definitely not Vardy's biological friend, how could there be such a big difference in treatment!

He also wants this kimono lady!

"That's good, I'm glad you guys like it. Since this is the first time you want to use the gold grain meal, I will tell you the whole process of making the gold grain meal in detail! ”

"First of all, we will choose the girl who will not be popular in the next ten days among all the beautiful girls, of course, we must all be virgins!"

"We will exercise every day in accordance with the detailed requirements to eat, drink, and live, a week later, the restaurant will select the excrement that meets our most requirements as raw materials, and then add precious seasonings to steam and fry, and finally in accordance with strict process standards for modeling, made into the shape and size of a Chinese medicine ball, wrapped in gold powder, the gold meal is done!"

"The golden meal you tasted is made from my excrement, thank you for your appreciation!"

"Finally, please be patient and wait for the last gold grain meal, which is more complicated!"

After saying that, the girl bowed again, and then left with the hostess with small steps.

At this time, the three people in the room had different expressions.